Oppo Camp 2023 Death Ride: Poorta dlelie Footbal Club Power (Est. 1997) - Port out in straight sets, NMFC get pick #14

[bomberclifford]

Cum amissis non vincitur, sed vincit.

Go 'boners!

 

[Lomas]

Cum amissis non vincitur, sed vincit.

Go 'boners!

Where you cum with your missus is between you, consent assumed.
Strange you’d share that though.

 

[Roosurgence]

Where you cum with your missus is between you, consent assumed.
Strange you’d share that though.

Be surprised if this person has a missus.

Strikes me as someone that rubs one out while grinding against their Darcy Byrne-Jones poster

 

[DarkPhoenix]

At least BummerClifford has the guts to post on their main account.

Thread attracts a lot of low post accounts.

 

[Lomas]

5yrs from now Clarkson will be gone and North Melbourne will still be bottom 4

Maybe throw in another laughing emoji at your own joke, you’re not coming across as quite unhinged enough.

 

[Roosurgence]

At least BummerClifford has the guts to post on their main account.

Thread attracts a lot of low post accounts.

A bit like their golden child’s disposal count

My grandma in a Zimmer frame could have got it 15 times if she was playing for Port today.

 

[ClintEastwood]

LOL bro, do you even footy?

 

[Lomas]

LOL bro, do you even footy?

You’re Marty McFly for a Port guy.

 

[Roosurgence]

LOL bro, do you even footy?

Sorry to hear about your accident. I don’t want to make fun of people with a brain injury.

Can I send you a bib to help with the dribble?

 

[DarkPhoenix]

LOL bro, do you even footy?

Not lately.

Is this news for you?

 

[Ligma]

LOL bro, do you even footy?

You probably have a 2 hand ball drop

 

[ferball]

You probably have a 2 hand ball drop

His balls haven't dropped yet.

 

[Jonts]

Keep the thread alive there is a good chance that port bottle it

Hinkley has been 11-4 and gone on to miss finals

 

[Disco Dew]

Keep the thread alive there is a good chance that port bottle it

Hinkley has been 11-4 and gone on to miss finals

Hate to break it to ya, but if there ever was a year for port not to bottle it, it’s this year. North are cursed, so you guys will probably win the flag.

 

[Roosurgence]

His balls haven't dropped yet.

Sounds like society could be done a favour if they are removed to prevent future breeding.

 

[Disco Dew]

Sounds like society could be done a favour if they are removed to prevent future inbreeding.

Ftfy

 

[ClintEastwood]

Ftfy

Oh you cro-magnons, don't go changing!

And keep this thread on the first page, seeing you all trying to talk smack while we are flying and you're in the toilet, is comedy gold

 

[The Nostradamus]

tarps have hinkley enough said
the benefit of them continuing to win we keep ken and kochie employed

 

[Contested Marx]

tarps have hinkley enough said
the benefit of them continuing to win we keep ken and kochie employed

tarps eh? We're not selling games to Tassie but okay

 

[The Nostradamus]

tarps eh? We're not selling games to Tassie but okay

the port adelaide tarps

 

[Samsquanch]

tarps eh? We're not selling games to Tassie but okay

你好同志。前进，前进，前进，请在其他地方演奏你的小鼓​

 

[Lomas]

你好同志。前进，前进，前进，请在其他地方演奏你的小鼓​

I think you missed him, school lunch finished a few minutes back.

 

[DesertRoo]

你好同志。前进，前进，前进，请在其他地方演奏你的小鼓​

Imagine for years you desperately want to wear Collingwoods jumper, you stamp your feet, wear it in the change rooms, etc. complain endlessly for two decades at the unfairness of it all.
Then in the same breath throw an absolute tantrum at a team wanting to wear their home jumper at an exhibition game in another country.
Never change port never change.

 

[Contested Marx]

Imagine for years you desperately want to wear Collingwoods jumper, you stamp your feet, wear it in the change rooms, etc. complain endlessly for two decades at the unfairness of it all.
Then in the same breath throw an absolute tantrum at a team wanting to wear their home jumper at an exhibition game.
Never change port never change.

Of course that's not quite true; why don't you just stick to wishing harm on a young footballer

Or are you tired of the karma elephant stomping on your players legs

 

[DesertRoo]

Of course that's not quite true; why don't you just stick to wishing harm on a young footballer

Or are you tired of the karma elephant stomping on your players legs

Are you saying port didn’t complain about the Suns using their home strip because port thought the Suns would get more support from the locals purely because of the colours?

Btw please point out where I wished harm on anyone.