Oppo Camp 2023 Death Ride: Poorta dlelie Footbal Club Power (Est. 1997) - Port out in straight sets, NMFC get pick #14

[apollo_creed]

Jason’s legs must be healing up nicely, my mate saw him hobbling around thaxted golf course.

My friend yelled out “Jase,” spooked him so hard he went scurrying. Makes me think golf probably wasn’t in his rehab plan?

Model citizen dad of the year Fabian must've allowed him to leave home for a short period. I'm sure he was there a couple of hours later with his whistle to remind Jason it was time to come home.

 

[The acurate one]

Jason’s legs must be healing up nicely, my mate saw him hobbling around thaxted golf course.

My friend yelled out “Jase,” spooked him so hard he went scurrying. Makes me think golf probably wasn’t in his rehab plan?

You sure he wasn't collecting stray balls, no not for humming (rolled eyes as we don't say that anymore), but to sell for 20 cents each?

It seems feasible, if one thinks about it for a second

 

[The Dingrel]

Just reminded me of that old Poort Adelaide joke ..... the one where a young fella asks his dad if he can invite his girlfriend around for dinner. His dad tells him "no" and that he shouldn't have a girlfriend because - "if she's not good enough for her own family, then she's certainly not good enough for ours!".

thats pretty good, I thought it was going to go along the lines of your brother already invited your cousin over.

 

[My Left Foote]

Model citizen dad of the year Fabian must've allowed him to leave home for a short period. I'm sure he was there a couple of hours later with his whistle to remind Jason it was time to come home for his ice bath.

EFA

 

[Hojuman]

From the Poo-oort board;

Worst-case scenario: Their aggressive trade period has left them with no capital — either in this year’s or next year’s draft — to work with, so they don’t get a draft board ‘slider’.

Picks 33, 60 & 84.

Hummin'

 

[Hojuman]

1st pick now @36.......

Hummmmmmm.............

 

[The acurate one]

1st pick now @36.......

Hummmmmmm.............

Oh is that pick taken day 3 of the drafts?

Seriously it isn't all bad for the Poort they will have a first rounder in 2024.

fun fact #24567

By that time we will have had four first rounders. Put a lot of eggs in the JHFF basket has the Poort, especially when one considers he's a dill with dodgy legs.

oh well as we darn say!

So looking forward to watching the Warden and the stepson of a con do battle.

 

[Hojuman]

From the Poo-oort board;

" Port Adelaide select...

Some guy no one wanted.

As predictable as the sun rising in the east "

 

[Hojuman]

Haha, hilarious.

More pearlers;

" Two options in front of us. Pick for need, a KPD 195+, or pick best available.
Looks like we did neither.
Our list management team and coaching staff are so removed from reality. They have these false things they believe, like height isn't that important, and they stick to that myth and it constantly hurts us "

 

[shinboner magic]

Haha, hilarious.

More pearlers;

" Two options in front of us. Pick for need, a KPD 195+, or pick best available.
Looks like we did neither.
Our list management team and coaching staff are so removed from reality. They have these false things they believe, like height isn't that important, and they stick to that myth and it constantly hurts us "

Tankin for Harley

 

[shintemaster]

Tankin for Harley

I hope they are, nobody tell them about us having their pick...

 

[hoffseason gains]

Took three skinny key position players who will need time to develop. Perfect draft for our death riding.

 

[rickety]

 

[shinboner magic]

I hope they are, nobody tell them about us having their pick...

They aren’t a smart bunch down there

 

[The acurate one]

Good work guys heading into the Poort portal and returning.

I feel like Mr Bruce my lab buddy whenever I venture into the vast wasteland of all things Poort.



I dare not post of course; their Hawk racism thread contains not a single over reaction.

Crikey- someone suggested whether if found guilty al clarko could be charged with murder.

oh well

 

[TheBigHorne]

So Poort play what has basically been their kryptonite over the past few years in Brisbane for Round 1 at the Adelaide Oval.

How many of yous recognise this image?

 

[The acurate one]

Gee they paid a substantial price for a young fella training in handmade leg warmers. I suggest Mrs JHFF made them.

That is a nice touch I must admit.

Oh well indeed !!

 

[shinboner magic]

Gee they paid a substantial price for a young fella training in handmade leg warmers. I suggest Mrs JHFF made them.

That is a nice touch I must admit.

Oh well indeed !!

And only training in between calls and checking his social media - such a multi tasker

 

[benbanjo]

Haha, hilarious.

More pearlers;

" Two options in front of us. Pick for need, a KPD 195+, or pick best available.
Looks like we did neither.
Our list management team and coaching staff are so removed from reality. They have these false things they believe, like height isn't that important, and they stick to that myth and it constantly hurts us "

Do they still have "the cannon" playing full back?

Their whole backline is like 6'2 with the exception of that bloke who doesn't actually play on anyone.

 

[Hojuman]

Do they still have "the cannon" playing full back?

Their whole backline is like 6'2 with the exception of that bloke who doesn't actually play on anyone.

Trent still there.

 

[shinboner magic]

Will be 0-4
Who’s likely pick one again @pooort

 

[the big lebowski]

Will be 0-4
Who’s likely pick one again @pooort

Tough double ups as well for a team that didn’t make the 8

 

[shinboner magic]

Tough double ups as well for a team that didn’t make the 8

Who they got

 

[Makeshift Park]

Who they got

You’d think it’d be 1-4 if there aren’t any upsets.

Brisbane
Collingwood
Adelaide
Sydney
Bulldogs

 

[the big lebowski]

You’d think it’d be 1-4 if there aren’t any upsets.

Brisbane
Collingwood
Adelaide
Sydney
Bulldogs

+ Geelong