Oppo Camp 2023 Death Ride: Poorta dlelie Footbal Club Power (Est. 1997) - Port out in straight sets, NMFC get pick #14

[simba_]

there are people here that genuinely believe JHF was asked or wanted to wear a north melbourne guernsey and do the MND slide thing? that is seriously just weird and sad, how disconnected are you from reality?

 

[chubbspeterson]

More cooked than my Grandma's brussel sprouts

be interesting to see if its a result of their injury run or is it father time finally catching up ?...

I reckon it might be a bit of both. Maybe they can reload for next year and play some young kids if finals are out of reach and get those seniors cherry ripe for next year perhaps.

 

[The acurate one]

there are people here that genuinely believe JHF was asked or wanted to wear a north melbourne guernsey and do the MND slide thing? that is seriously just weird and sad, how disconnected are you from reality?

Oh it was more than that, he was also asked to wear his mums bog-catchers. Reason he didn't was they'd have fallen off.
Is what I heard from my sources.
I suppose we will never know. Bit like the Corn saying we sacked JHFF, now he's saying brave Jason quit North.
But Jase is happy he's moved back into his childhood bedroom with model planes hanging from the ceiling and of course his cow night light.

 

[simba_]

get a job mate

 

[The acurate one]

get a job mate

Ha reckon I'd earn a shit load more than you. Love working from home on Fridays.

 

[Passmore]

Ha reckon I'd earn a s**t load more than you. Love working from home on Fridays.

Do people still work on Fridays?

 

[The acurate one]

Do people still work on Fridays?

**** I do. But the harder I work the more I make as a leading BDM for a world wide company.

Just how I roll Michael

 

[Passmore]

* I do. But the harder I work the more I make as a leading BDM for a world wide company.

Just how I roll Michael

You’re not still pinching stationery are you?

 

[The acurate one]

You’re not still pinching stationery are you?

Lol **** yes I’m in the old Hilux van out the front. Have a special on half chewed pens. Interested?

The bloody hide on these inbred dingbats from SA besmirching my good name.

Just shake me head.

 

[DesertRoo]

there are people here that genuinely believe JHF was asked or wanted to wear a north melbourne guernsey and do the MND slide thing? that is seriously just weird and sad, how disconnected are you from reality?

I heard he pulled out because he was scared the big mean pies fans were going to boo him again.

 

[Passmore]

I heard he pulled out because he was scared the big mean pies fans were going to boo him again.

I heard he pulled out because he’s a campaigner who didn’t want to raise money for MND research.

 

[Passmore]

Lol * yes I’m in the old Hilux van out the front. Have a special on half chewed pens. Interested?

The bloody hide on these inbred dingbats from SA besmirching my good name.

Just shake me head.

Depends who’s chewed ‘em, Old Boy.

 

[simba_]

i heard he wanted to do it with a wooden spoon in each hand to really represent his old club

 

[DesertRoo]

i heard he wanted to do it with a wooden spoon in each hand to really represent his old club

I’m just glad he knows what a spoon is, eating with his hands all the time was a bit caveman.

 

[The acurate one]

i heard he wanted to do it with a wooden spoon in each hand to really represent his old club

Ha not bad.

 

[The acurate one]

I’m just glad he knows what a spoon is, eating with his hands all the time was a bit caveman.

I thought mum still fed him

 

[ferball]

there are people here that genuinely believe JHF was asked or wanted to wear a north melbourne guernsey and do the MND slide thing? that is seriously just weird and sad, how disconnected are you from reality?

I'm disappointed. It would have shown some character - the ability to laugh at yourself and do something good for charity goes a long way to seeming like less of a ****wit.

 

[ferball]

I’m just glad he knows what a spoon is, eating with his hands all the time was a bit caveman.

I think he starts with spoons next year, if he weans in time.

 

[DesertRoo]

I thought mum still fed him

 

[Tiberius]

Have you tried death riding yourselves? Not being funny

I don't hate it to be honest. Perhaps we could trade our future first to ourselves. While we're at it we should walk one of our own players to the PSD, just so we can say we did it.

 

[zoomba23]

get a job mate

Telling someone on bigfooty smack bang in the middle of a weekday afternoon to get a job. Something something pot kettle

 

[Benj7]

This will be nice, anything in the top 10

Oh lord safe to say I didn’t see this coming.
Also, Tredrea1870 with the sneaky little bump. Bet you’d be wrapt rn.

 

[Mav]

Oh yes old Clive Shithouse, another overblown SA.

13 disposals and one tackle. I could have been an AFL generational talent by the look of things.
Owe Jack Mahony an apology as well. He certainly is.

Clive is a ripping fella. His daughter went to school with mine. My bro still has his Clive Alive Freo shirt.

 

[chubbspeterson]

I’m just glad he knows what a spoon is, eating with his hands all the time was a bit caveman.

He found chopsticks a bit more difficult I heard

 

[Cam1870]

Please never c

Maybe if we shut down the thread they'll come down a few notches? Playing ridiculous footy atm. Hard not to respect it, even if their fans are feral campaigners

Please never close this magnificent thread. Somehow an already perfect year of football is even better for the schadenfreude.
Peace and love brothers xx