Oppo Camp 2023 Death Ride: Poorta dlelie Footbal Club Power (Est. 1997) - Port out in straight sets, NMFC get pick #14

Where will the 1997 boys finish next year?

  • 15th - 18th

    Votes: 68 19.9%
  • 9th - 14th

    Votes: 158 46.3%
  • 5th - 8th

    Votes: 67 19.6%
  • 1st - 4th

    Votes: 48 14.1%

  • Total voters
    341

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I’ve enjoyed this thread and tonight was a real highlight.

But Port aren’t worthy of our ongoing attention. Thanks for the pick dickweeds.
We should tag every port ****wit on BF then close the thread immediately.
 

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Never mind Carlton, this is the fifth or sixth time Hinkley has been in this position only for the arse to fall out in the back end of the season, or end spectacularly in a cutthroat final:

2014: 11-2
2017: 14-8
2018: 11-4
2020: 15-3
2021: 18-5

The wildcard this time around is the sideline coaching situation, and just how loose his grip is on the gameplan/tactical situation now that he’s not stuck in his aquarium drowning in sugarfree soda — so who knows, the relative miracle could be in play.

But historically, the implosion is always right around the corner.

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Their whole club is full of campaigners. Past and present.
Bitty Boy - complete *ing flog….plus the most carried player in the afl, allowed to scream at ump, nothin to see here.
Powell Pepper - flog of highest order, pseudo tough guy
Dixon - full of himself. Complete underachieving flog
Corn - just a s**t bloke and complete flog
Hinkley - OO7
Dursma - Bow and arrow wielding flog
Tredrea - what a *ing knob that bloke was…..graham hick flat track bully clown

They have had so many dickhead players over the years that just aren’t that good. Small pond syndrome.
Can't believe no 50'was paid as JHF screams obscenities directly at the umpire.
 
It’s incredible isn’t it. There is clearly an instruction to “go easy in him”. It’s bizarre. No way it’s a coincidence. Happens too often.
Absolutely bizarre….bet there won’t be any fines in match review….imagine the media uproar if it was Toby doing this…. l dislike these two sets of rules regardless of who the player is .
 
I think you’re letting 2019 go unrecognised. Just need to beat north at marvel to finish top 8. North coming off our lowest score ever against Geelong.

Get done by 80 and let brown kick 10 and larkey 5.

Oh man. That game. Made worse by Hinkley’s decision to leave Lycett and Dougal Howard in the reserves while those two and Goldstein ran riot on Jonas/Clurey/Ladhams.

Fun fact to reinforce the rhyming nature of it all — the half time scores in that one and the 2021 Prelim were identical: 12.8 to 3.4.

Groundhog Day meets The Matrix.
 

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Oppo Camp 2023 Death Ride: Poorta dlelie Footbal Club Power (Est. 1997) - Port out in straight sets, NMFC get pick #14

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