Oppo Camp 2023 Death Ride: Poorta dlelie Footbal Club Power (Est. 1997) - Port out in straight sets, NMFC get pick #14

[r_boy]

The JHF thread on the Poorta board is hysterical. So deluded!

Absolutely - reminds me of our JHF thread lol.

So easy to make excuses for a bloke with his talent.

 

[swaeney]

I kinda feel bad for them. Is he a chance to get dropped this week?

 

[JGreezy]

The fun part is that JHF is the ultimate frustration player. He's clearly a very good player when he wants to be, but he's just a lazy sook.

Those players are the worst to cheer for. I'd rather watch a guy give 100% with shit skills than watch a guy who could win you the game but can't be arsed.

 

[Roosurgence]

Bring Back the Bolt l say !

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The Port Adelaide Jizz Stain Jumper.

 

[Ischenko]

The tarpies are utterly gutted. It’s honestly glorious reading about how many have cancelled memberships, given up on the club, refuse to attend etc. And then there’s the nuffs trying to organise protests of various kinds lol. Just a joke of a club and a supporter base, I actually used to not mind them but obviously things have changed, Jason is right at home with that mob of down hill skiiing chokers.

Also that prison bars jumper looks like absolute arse. Fancy making such a fuss about that ugly thing. And then they disgrace it anyway. They’re in football purgatory and it couldn’t be sweeter.

 

[Gasometer]

Yep, when Hinkley walked onto the ground at the end of the game!

Efa Honkloy

 

[Dudersaurus]

Any vision of bad boy bubby not going at 100% last night or will I have to wait for the Sunday footy show to watch corn dissect it all?

There were time I was watching him specially. One 3rd quarter I think (we were going left). Contest at our CHF with JHF and Rachele.

Ball kicked to near side wing. Rachele chases, gets ball, passes to 50 for a mark, runs into 50 for receive. Didn't get it back, but JHF was visible the whole time top of screen guarding the 5m radius from the initial contest.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

We need someone to make a clip of all of his non chases/terrible defensive efforts and keep adding to it every week. It will be 3 hours long after round 23.

 

[Hojuman]

I honestly believe, hear me out, that the " Sack Hinkley Thread " should replace the Australian Constitution.

Opinion - Sack Hinkley 7 - "Turn it around or watch out"

I know we have a few threads up on the current mess but I didn't want this to get lost in the sea of posts because I think we need to achieve a specific outcome. Making life uncomfortable and unstable for the club begins here. The absolute legend that is Stickerman showed very clearly that...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Crow till I die]

Just 2 more pages here people...to get to that magical 119 number associated with the mighty por pear..record holders in AFL / VFL for worst GF loss ever

 

[DuckYeah]

Never been in support of oppo posters in our threads but this is delicious. Hahaha

 

[sruss]

Crom fans, please explain the class difference between yourselves and Poorta fans? Why are you guys “haha” funny but they “sad” funny? Is it just the Poorta fans who post on the internet that are so unaware or are they generally all like that?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Crom fans, please explain the class difference between yourselves and Poorta fans? Why are you guys “haha” funny but they “sad” funny? Is it just the Poorta fans who post on the internet that are so unaware or are they generally all like that?

In fairness I know some very kind and funny Port fans, Ken has just done a hell of a number on them. It's like the Noble years times 30 and still with no visible way out.

 

[WayneShimmiesTheBush]

 

[susurrar]

he must have had a huge quarters 2 and 3 to end up with 16 touches. i watched most of q1 and q4 and he didnt get near it.

will be delicious if hes dropped as george comes in.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

#JusticeForWiko

 

[DuckYeah]

#JusticeForWiko

#freeWiko #IstandwithWiko

 

[DrZaius]

Diabolical. You couldn't possibly get more un-Port Adelaide if you tried. Poseurs raised the white flag in the last fifteen minutes.

JHF setting standards already

 

[GROTTO]

Love this one from their Rioli thread.

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You want to know what really hurt Port last night, was the fact that JHF had an average game and the Crows new recruit basically won us the Showdown.

I was drinking the salty tears from Alberton all night long.

 

[dogs105]

Good morning friends. Hi Dingster !

 

[Truck25]

Crom fans, please explain the class difference between yourselves and Poorta fans? Why are you guys “haha” funny but they “sad” funny? Is it just the Poorta fans who post on the internet that are so unaware or are they generally all like that?

one thing that stands out, not all Powa fans are w***ers, but sure as the sun comes up in the morning all the w***ers are powa fans.

 

[dogs105]

The fun part is that JHF is the ultimate frustration player. He's clearly a very good player when he wants to be, but he's just a lazy sook.

Those players are the worst to cheer for. I'd rather watch a guy give 100% with s**t skills than watch a guy who could win you the game but can't be arsed.

Non-chasin' Horne-Francis?

 

[GROTTO]

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On Footy Classified, Hutchy called him Jason Cornes Francis when he was talking to Kane about him. lol.

 

[Tectonic]

JHF is an absolute gun.

Thanks for JFH

Thanks for the draft pick, nerds

 

[Passmore]

Oh I think the Poort fans hate us, they seem very angry. WTF have we done?

Maybe they blame us for breaking their new toy?