Bitch, you're not even KMart RATD!
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Bitch, you're not even KMart RATD!
Where do they find these writers? ClownsAFL draft: Why Roos and Tigers must do Pick 2 deal — and the trade scenarios that could get it done
AFL draft: Why Roos, Tigers must do Pick 2 deal — and the trade scenarios that could get it donewww.foxsports.com.au
Then we might as well split pick 1.What if our recruiters believe that Smith & Draper were the 2 best pure midfielders in the pool?
We would also want another pick to balance it out for Richmond as pick 2 by itself won't get it done.Mate colina and 23 for 2
3 things Law la dose that Dusty couldnt be Farkq'd
Tackle
Chase
Leap
We should give him the #1 and not #4
Is there a Reject Shop RATD?Bitch, you're not even KMart RATD!
In all seriousness guys for where your list is at I can't believe that Jagga and Draper are not being mentioned as pick 1.
Both are dynamic players ready to go.
Jagga a 25+ disposal distributor who's slipperer than a squid.
Draper a hard nut accumulator and tackling machine. He showed every list manager how soft Smile is when they both went for that loose ball.
FOS is the next best choice being an all rounder. Could ease in at half back for a year or 2 before hitting the mid/forward role.
Lalor at one is a risk (too much talk about his ceiling).He is 2 years away from being fit enough to run out a game playing half forward let alone midfield.
Langford is slower than a Roman Sun Dial. You would only take this player at 6 or beyond on the proviso you have picked up Draper or Jagga to offset his lack of pace.
A combination of Lalor and Langford (which some of you have suggested ) would be an unmitigated catastrophe. Opposition teams would transition faster than a prairie fire with a tailwind.
Thank you in advance for the expected witty comments.
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We can't use 8 picks. That's the issue. I hate what we've done re: Colina. Dump him.
Feel free to point to any post where anyone said Cotchin would be an all time great before he was drafted.Classic RT: "I'd be equally happy with either of these two duds or this all-time great. The Cotchin-lovers might say I'm a ****ing clueless nuff-nuff for saying that but that's just their opinion and mine is that we really can't lose with any of these three and my opinion is just as valid as theirs'
The optimal scenario for me seems to be that we should:What draft hand is better
1,6,10,11,18,20,23,24
1,2,6,18,20,21,23,24
1,2,6,16,18,20,24,29
being ready to go is pretty irrelevant, you're picking players with their whole career in mind not just year 1.In all seriousness guys for where your list is at I can't believe that Jagga and Draper are not being mentioned as pick 1.
Both are dynamic players ready to go.
Jagga a 25+ disposal distributor who's slipperer than a squid.
Draper a hard nut accumulator and tackling machine. He showed every list manager how soft Smile is when they both went for that loose ball.
FOS is the next best choice being an all rounder. Could ease in at half back for a year or 2 before hitting the mid/forward role.
Lalor at one is a risk (too much talk about his ceiling).He is 2 years away from being fit enough to run out a game playing half forward let alone midfield.
Langford is slower than a Roman Sun Dial. You would only take this player at 6 or beyond on the proviso you have picked up Draper or Jagga to offset his lack of pace.
A combination of Lalor and Langford (which some of you have suggested ) would be an unmitigated catastrophe. Opposition teams would transition faster than a prairie fire with a tailwind.
Thank you in advance for the expected witty comments.
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Yeah, Edwards was crap...no more south australians
can you go that far back on big footyFeel free to point to any post where anyone said Cotchin would be an all time great before he was drafted.
will make an exception for indigenousYeah, Edwards was crap...
Super summaryI’ve waited a while to do my list of hopefuls for our current picks so here it goes. Tried for a nice blend with a real focus on leg speed and foot skills. It’s probably a dream for these picks to occur but this is what I believe to be a perfect result with the possibilities of who I think could be available. Anywhoo, feel free to pick it apart and call me a campaigner as much as you possibly can. cheers.
Finn O’Sullivan @pick 1
You can’t get a more well rounded footballer in this draft crop. The way this kid shakes tackles from the hips is Robert Harvey-esque. Stands up in big moments like the greats do. Has beautifully strong hands in marking contests and every possession this kid gets is a damaging one. You are looking at a kid whose potential is top 5 mids in the competition.
Jagga Smith @ pick 6
Jagga could well be gone by pick 6 but if he’s there you don’t even blink and take him straight into this footy club. He’s an accumulation monster who just kills you with a thousand cuts. This kid is like trying to catch rain…you can try but he just ends up everywhere. His ability to evade, turn and move around stoppage is breathtaking at times and you can’t just help thinking how does he manage to get his hands on it so often being his size. The combo of FOS and Jagga is lethal.
Xavier Lindsay @pick 10
Let’s for minute let ourselves imagine a half back line of Tom Brown & Xavier Lindsay. Let them both roam the ground and laser beam passes everywhere will be all-Austrian level duo.
That sort of ball use off half back would instantly change the future of this club.
Tobie Travaglia @ pick 11.
Add this kid to your club and you’ve got yourself a potential future captain and one of the most exciting line breaking footballers you can get. Doesn’t stop running and uses the ball intelligently nearly every time. Creates forward thrusts with ease. Intercepts beautifully and just keeps coming at you.
Joe Berry @pick 18
Not enough ‘o’s in smooth for J-Berry. This kid will light you up with forward craft, deft touches and just all round polish. Has leg speed to burn and developed a defensive angle to his forward craft as the year went on. Finishes his work beautifully and is a player who a coach just loves. You cross Dan butler and Dylan Moore and you get the jist. Has an air of confidence about himself and his work which gives you confidence hes got the belief. If there’s a Big game player in the making out of this draft it’s this kid.
Jobe Shannahan @pick 20
Might be wishful thinking, but if Jobe-wan-kanobe is available at pick 20 I’m saying a big yes. This kid produced at vfl level and just showed he has the forward movement to become a really exciting threat to your KP group. Had a bit of exposure in the defensive 50 at times but ultimately was settled forward. Looks to have the body shape and muscle definition to become a bit of beast. Has beautiful hands on the lead which will ultimately go really well with the beautiful kicks we are developing.
Kale Gerryn @pick 23
Two KP in a row, but two different styles in my opinion. Gerryn is a bulldozer. Crashes packs, hurts people and gives you the see you next Tuesday you absolutely love supporting. Fantastic size at 200cm and easily over the 100kegs. Beautifully balanced kick on both sides of his body and for a big man this is special. A WA kid, which has burnt us this year but if you develop this kid right you’ve got a match winner.
Copper Hynes @pick 24
Most likely dreaming for Copper to land here but hey we can all dream can’t we. Copper is a perfect combination of strength power and finesse. Creates for others as much for himself by his tenacious ability to break tackles and make things happen. A real exciting size at 190cm. An absolute Richmond tragic aswell who absolutely idolises dusty. Adding this kid gives you versatility up forward and someone who can swap through the middle to give mids a rest.
so dumb !North gain 6 and HOPPER.
Richmond gain not having HOPPER playing.
Win Win
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InterestingMy info is even if Draper is on the board to Adelaide they will take Langford before him.
My info is even if Draper is on the board to Adelaide they will take Langford before him.
We did that last year. Wonder if they'll sign off again. I doubt it, but you'd imagine it's the last time. I'd hope we cut our losses if it doesn't work out this year.Think I read we are asking for an exemption to allow him to remain on the Cat B rookie list so we can still use 8.
There’s a few on here that are massive Draper fans.In all seriousness guys for where your list is at I can't believe that Jagga and Draper are not being mentioned as pick 1.
Both are dynamic players ready to go.
Jagga a 25+ disposal distributor who's slipperer than a squid.
Draper a hard nut accumulator and tackling machine. He showed every list manager how soft Smile is when they both went for that loose ball.
FOS is the next best choice being an all rounder. Could ease in at half back for a year or 2 before hitting the mid/forward role.
Lalor at one is a risk (too much talk about his ceiling).He is 2 years away from being fit enough to run out a game playing half forward let alone midfield.
Langford is slower than a Roman Sun Dial. You would only take this player at 6 or beyond on the proviso you have picked up Draper or Jagga to offset his lack of pace.
A combination of Lalor and Langford (which some of you have suggested ) would be an unmitigated catastrophe. Opposition teams would transition faster than a prairie fire with a tailwind.
Thank you in advance for the expected witty comments.
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Was telling a Crows fan same thing when they were banging on about the big 4 in this draft.My info is even if Draper is on the board to Adelaide they will take Langford before him.
If we had pick 8 and the Saints had 18 and 20, would you do that trade?Why wouldn't be targeting Saints pick 8 with 18 and 20 (300 point loss for us). 5 picks inside 11 and we just wait for clubs to them overpay to get one of them or:
Trade 8 and 11 (possibly 23) to North for 2 and F1
I’ve waited a while to do my list of hopefuls for our current picks so here it goes. Tried for a nice blend with a real focus on leg speed and foot skills. It’s probably a dream for these picks to occur but this is what I believe to be a perfect result with the possibilities of who I think could be available. Anywhoo, feel free to pick it apart and call me a campaigner as much as you possibly can. cheers.
Finn O’Sullivan @pick 1
You can’t get a more well rounded footballer in this draft crop. The way this kid shakes tackles from the hips is Robert Harvey-esque. Stands up in big moments like the greats do. Has beautifully strong hands in marking contests and every possession this kid gets is a damaging one. You are looking at a kid whose potential is top 5 mids in the competition.
Jagga Smith @ pick 6
Jagga could well be gone by pick 6 but if he’s there you don’t even blink and take him straight into this footy club. He’s an accumulation monster who just kills you with a thousand cuts. This kid is like trying to catch rain…you can try but he just ends up everywhere. His ability to evade, turn and move around stoppage is breathtaking at times and you can’t just help thinking how does he manage to get his hands on it so often being his size. The combo of FOS and Jagga is lethal.
Xavier Lindsay @pick 10
Let’s for minute let ourselves imagine a half back line of Tom Brown & Xavier Lindsay. Let them both roam the ground and laser beam passes everywhere will be all-Austrian level duo.
That sort of ball use off half back would instantly change the future of this club.
Tobie Travaglia @ pick 11.
Add this kid to your club and you’ve got yourself a potential future captain and one of the most exciting line breaking footballers you can get. Doesn’t stop running and uses the ball intelligently nearly every time. Creates forward thrusts with ease. Intercepts beautifully and just keeps coming at you.
Joe Berry @pick 18
Not enough ‘o’s in smooth for J-Berry. This kid will light you up with forward craft, deft touches and just all round polish. Has leg speed to burn and developed a defensive angle to his forward craft as the year went on. Finishes his work beautifully and is a player who a coach just loves. You cross Dan butler and Dylan Moore and you get the jist. Has an air of confidence about himself and his work which gives you confidence hes got the belief. If there’s a Big game player in the making out of this draft it’s this kid.
Jobe Shannahan @pick 20
Might be wishful thinking, but if Jobe-wan-kanobe is available at pick 20 I’m saying a big yes. This kid produced at vfl level and just showed he has the forward movement to become a really exciting threat to your KP group. Had a bit of exposure in the defensive 50 at times but ultimately was settled forward. Looks to have the body shape and muscle definition to become a bit of beast. Has beautiful hands on the lead which will ultimately go really well with the beautiful kicks we are developing.
Kale Gerryn @pick 23
Two KP in a row, but two different styles in my opinion. Gerryn is a bulldozer. Crashes packs, hurts people and gives you the see you next Tuesday you absolutely love supporting. Fantastic size at 200cm and easily over the 100kegs. Beautifully balanced kick on both sides of his body and for a big man this is special. A WA kid, which has burnt us this year but if you develop this kid right you’ve got a match winner.
Copper Hynes @pick 24
Most likely dreaming for Copper to land here but hey we can all dream can’t we. Copper is a perfect combination of strength power and finesse. Creates for others as much for himself by his tenacious ability to break tackles and make things happen. A real exciting size at 190cm. An absolute Richmond tragic aswell who absolutely idolises dusty. Adding this kid gives you versatility up forward and someone who can swap through the middle to give mids a rest.