Meltdown 2024 Joel Selwood umpire’s pet award for highest free kick differential: Essendong finally win something!

[crazywildhorse]

Last time Hawks were positive in free kicks was 2018 at +3 across the season/finals

2nd longest 'negative' streak after Richmond who have been negative since 2015

Last time each club were 'umpires pets' across the season

St Kilda 2023
Fremantle 2023
Brisbane 2023
Melbourne 2023
Carlton 2023
Collingwood 2023
Essendon 2023
Bulldogs 2022
Adelaide 2022
Geelong 2022
GWS 2022
West Coast 2022
North 2021
Port Adelaide 2021
Sydney 2020
Gold Coast 2019
Hawthorn 2018
Richmond 2015

Hawks have the worst free kick ratio of all time. Throwdogs and the unfair travel disadvantage Eagles have the best

 

[frggr]

Last time Hawks were positive in free kicks was 2018 at +3 across the season/finals

2nd longest 'negative' streak after Richmond who have been negative since 2015

Last time each club were 'umpires pets' across the season

St Kilda 2023
Fremantle 2023
Brisbane 2023
Melbourne 2023
Carlton 2023
Collingwood 2023
Essendon 2023
Bulldogs 2022
Adelaide 2022
Geelong 2022
GWS 2022
West Coast 2022
North 2021
Port Adelaide 2021
Sydney 2020
Gold Coast 2019
Hawthorn 2018
Richmond 2015

Have you tried being better at football since 2018?

 

[NetworkNerd]

Have you tried being better at football since 2018?

Free kick records go back to 1965 so 60 years

Sorted by percentage, Hawks are the bottom as noted above



12 flags not enough in that time?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

That’s unsociable

 

[Tiger2709]

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Just imagine where the Bummers, Bloosers and Fold Coast would be on the ladder without the carry

Blues should have lost two extra games without the umpires, they are this years AFL pet just given the easiest back end(seems the back end is where the Blues shine?) draw as well.

 

[Tiger2709]

Free kick records go back to 1965 so 60 years

Sorted by percentage, Hawks are the bottom as noted above

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12 flags not enough in that time?

We have also won 8 in that time, that is more than the AFL's contrived system allows I guess.

 

[FurTheWin]

Carlton's minor Premiership under serious threat here in this Darwin Debacle

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Carlton's minor Premiership under serious threat here in this Darwin Debacle

As of today, you are correct, friend - Fold Coast have shot to the lead whilst the Pussies have sunk to 16th

But let's see what the rest of the round brings

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

CarLOLton kissed on the dick yet again

 

[zackah]

CarLOLton kissed on the dick yet again

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Do you not know how to screenshot things that people can read? Is it a Spain thing?

Or a I will be PC and nice thing?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Do you not know what a thumbnail is and that you can click on them to make them bigger?

Also:

 

[zackah]

Do you not know what a thumbnail is and that you can click on them to make them bigger?

Also:

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Oh my, that's quite a melt

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Agree

One mod melts about attachments being too big, the other melts about thumbnails being too small

 

[zackah]

Do you want to delete and retry your post again?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Do you want to delete yours so everyone doesn't laugh at you for not knowing what a thumbnail is?

 

[zackah]

Do you want to delete yours so everyone doesn't laugh at you for not knowing what a thumbnail is?

Look I’m sure most of your life you have heard that size doesn’t matter but people will say anything for $50.

It’s not true

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

ZING!

And people say the Bay has gone downhill

 

[zackah]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Yes you should be embarrassed

 

[zackah]

ZING!

And people say the Bay has gone downhill

Yes you should be embarrassed

As someone who considers themselves a smart man (lol) surely you can come up with better replies than this?

#gotobedsav

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Dude you’re complaining about the size of thumbnails and making dick jokes

Give yourself a day off, flog

 

[zackah]

Have a sangria and cool down friend

 

[Footy Is The Win]

 

[FISTO]

Very interesting title

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Undefeated
Bottom 4 free kick differential
Equalisation kicked in the dick

Geelong win again!