Meltdown 2024 Joel Selwood umpire’s pet award for highest free kick differential: Essendong finally win something!

[Triggering Tiger]

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[Saveloy Rockstar]

Welcome back to the 2024 Selwood count and as we near the halfway mark of the season it's Suns, Suns, Suns followed by daylight - which is what usually happens when the Suns rise - then the Bummers who thanks to playng the Tuggers have leapfrogged the Bloosers and relegated them to 3rd place where they're followed by more daylight and a pack of interstate flogs plus the Dreamons, and finally some respectable teams who are complete cheats even if some of them did get penalised for time-wasting and admitted not touching balls they said they touched (AKA the Joffa defence)



Meanwhile at the undisciplined end of the table it's still the T119ers but the aging Handbaggers and former AFL darlings (except for Toby Green) the Great unWaShed aren't far off, while lolnorf are preparing their submission to the AFL for a priority Free Kick

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Please join me in congratulating Essendong on winning this prestigious award with a free kick differential of +62, just ahead of fellow finals failures the Cold Goats



Surely with differentials like this it’s only a matter of time before one of them wins a final

Also: LOL T18ers

 

[Purple Suit]

Please join me in congratulating Essendong on winning this prestigious award with a free kick differential of +62, just ahead of fellow finals failures the Cold Goats

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Surely with differentials like this it’s only a matter of time before one of them wins a final

Also: LOL T18ers

Have you watched the tiggers in a game? They are old and slow so resort to holding jumpers for 4 quarters trying to make up for being shit. I think it’s a failed scheme.

 

[zackah]

Please join me in congratulating Essendong on winning this prestigious award with a free kick differential of +62, just ahead of fellow finals failures the Cold Goats

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Surely with differentials like this it’s only a matter of time before one of them wins a final

Also: LOL T18ers

I thought the lions won? Oh wait you deleted that post 10 minutes later and tried again

At least you tried

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

At least you tried

Which is more than we could say about Essendong

 

[V_23]

I thought the lions won? Oh wait you deleted that post 10 minutes later and tried again

At least you tried

Going through deleted posts again, m7?

Time to get a new hobby

 

[zackah]

Going through deleted posts again, m7?

Time to get a new hobby

I actually considered tagging you to let you know but then figured you would find out and melt about it all on your own modstradamus

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

* win something at last, little z still melting

 

[Tiger2709]

Please join me in congratulating Essendong on winning this prestigious award with a free kick differential of +62, just ahead of fellow finals failures the Cold Goats

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Surely with differentials like this it’s only a matter of time before one of them wins a final

Also: LOL T18ers

Good old CFL, always trying to manufacture a positive outcome for the minnows.