2024 Ladder Predictions

[Cleansweep17]

Kosi kicked 9 goals in 12 games and was goalless in 6 games
Riewoldt kicked 32 in 21 games and was goalless in 5 games

I don't think you realise how bad Kosi can be

Shit, I was having a good night thanks for wrecking it

We’ll see I guess.

 

[Atavistic]

I asked ChatGPT for a prediction based on the last five years of results. The end is pure gold!

(Originally accidentally posted in another thread)

Other than Carlton finishing last, I think the biggest shock is it has 22 more losses on the ladder than wins. Surely it can do math?

 

[TheGreatBarryB]

1. Bris
2. GWS
3. Blues
4. Coll
5. Adel
6. Syd
7. Melb
8. Suns

9. Port
10. Dogs
11. Bombers
12. Cats
13. Saints
14. Freo
15. Rich
16. Hawks
17. North
18. Eagles

 

[DQ 4EVER]

Other than Carlton finishing last, I think the biggest shock is it has 22 more losses on the ladder than wins. Surely it can do math?

In Australia we don't do math.
We do maths or mathematics.
Of course, you might not be from here, but I am guessing you are.

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[Wolfgang West]

Brisbane
Carlton
Collingwood
Adelaide
Melbourne
Hawthorn
Port Adelaide
GWS

Great. That’s your final one. Time to start another thread.

 

[Atavistic]

In Australia we don't do math.
We do maths or mathematics.
Of course, you might not be from here, but I am guessing you are.

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ChatGPT was invented by Americans, so it does math.

 

[Joao]

Push Freo up your predictions people, Freo just dominated their intraclub.

 

[hawkman]

Push Freo up your predictions people, Freo just dominated their intraclub.

And got smashed as well

 

[Joao]

And got smashed as well

Confusing times.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Push Freo up your predictions people, Freo just dominated their intraclub.

As long as no one was injured, thats all you want at this time of the year.

 

[Joao]

As long as no one was injured, thats all you want at this time of the year.

Chapman was.

 

[Angus Young]

1. Bris
2. GWS
3. Blues
4. Coll
5. Adel
6. Syd
7. Melb
8. Suns

9. Port
10. Dogs
11. Bombers
12. Cats
13. Saints
14. Freo
15. Rich
16. Hawks
17. North
18. Eagles

That´s good.

Might replace Suns with Port, that´s about it.

 

[gippytiger]

Other than Carlton finishing last, I think the biggest shock is it has 22 more losses on the ladder than wins. Surely it can do math?

Maybe ChatGPT deemed some matches to be so bad they weren't deserved of any outcome

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Maybe ChatGPT deemed some matches to be so bad they weren't deserved of any outcome

Mostly North games, winner gets zero points, we get minus 4.
That's probably what should happen for any North, and maybe West Coast outside Perth, loss under about eight goals.

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Everyone in here providing their realistic ladder predictions based on their stupid things like stats, form, and "evidence". We all know it's up to random chance, and that's why I used a random number generator to predict my ladder. Here's what it came up with, along with my attempts to justify each position.

Essendon: Jade Gresham is the GOAT, Ben McKay is impenetrable.
Geelong: Last year was an aberration, they're still a powerhouse.
St Kilda: The RNG knew I was a Saints fan, trying to suck up.
GWS: Build on last year's impressive finals campaign, honestly pretty realistic.
Sydney: Grundy will get back to form, Sydney consistently get results.
North Melbourne: Sheezel Brownlow.
Western Bulldogs: Aiming for another 2016 Premiership, 7 is their lucky number.
Hawthorn: Can't keep the Hawks down for long.

Carlton: Injuries in pre-season gets them off to a slow start, can't recover in time to make finals.
Richmond: Putting them in ninth would be too obvious.
Port Adelaide: Hinkley sacked, activity on Power BigFooty board decreases by 200%.
Fremantle: Continuing a mini-reset, pressure on Longmuir.
Gold Coast: In the running for finals early, run out of legs post-bye.
Collingwood: Premiership hangover hits hard, injuries hit harder.
West Coast: Some relief from constant injuries, able to gain some consistency.
Adelaide: Somehow still the highest scoring team in the league.
Brisbane: No worse pain than losing a Grand Final, all motivation lost.
Melbourne: Culture issues take over, club in disarray.

I’ll be very happy if we are taking picks 5,7 and 8 to the next draft

 

[Piggy Smalls]

So people say losing curnow would obviously impact Carlton but when WCE fans mention injuries it's no excuse.

Try losing basically your whole squad for 2 seasons.



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That’s not all down to bad luck though.

 

[Dirty Bird]

 

[Alwaysacrow]

And then I thought I'd heard Fog, Milera and Sloane had had a set back? Might be old news I'm a bit out of the loop on the SA clubs.

Fog minor issue it seems in the last match sim, Milera hamstring but is running again now and Sloane another eye issue. He should consider retirement actually.

 

[Gavin Excell]

And got smashed as well

True but Freo were slaughtered by the umps

 

[Gavin Excell]

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4 wins Geelong?
Damn, long season ahead

 

[VinnieB]

Over-achieved significantly for me last season.

I thought the Blues did?

 

[VinnieB]

I think a lot of people are underrating us. Maybe because Riewoldt and Cotchin left. Which is weird because it’s a good thing, they were dead weight at the end. Kozzie is an upgrade on 2023 Jack.

Bottom 3.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

4 wins Geelong?
Damn, long season ahead

4 wins, with 93%. Get the heart medicine ready, there's some close losses in there.

 

[Billy_01]

1 Brisbane
2 Geelong
3 Adelaide
4 Carlton
5 Port
6 Collingwood
7 Melbourne
8 GWS
9 Sydney
10 Fremantle
11 Suns
12 Bulldogs
13 Richmond
14 St Kilda
15 Hawks
16 Bombers
17 North
18 Eagles

 

[Cleansweep17]

Bottom 3.

You wanna bet for pink slips?