Thankfully barrels was paying attention today. I was too busy gas bagging to give any detailed report.
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Yeah that was him. Spent most of the time on his phone then spoke to Ross for 15 minutes.A couple of rows up, in a cap?
I wondered who the guy was that gave me the evil eye.
Perhaps, because I didn’t recognise him?
Sincs
Dow
Hayes
Clark
Jones
Butler
Heath
All not involved in full training
On the basis that Round 1 was tomorrow…Great stuff Uncle Barrels. Got a best 22 in ya?
A picture is worth a thousand words, my dear. This could be better than Barrels review tbhSome write detailed training reports like Barrels
I prefer the more artistic, visual style.
Do I get a badge George ?
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Oh please.
Like you are one to talk…
You’ll be jerking it in the car opposite a primary school watching videos of both those boys from today
Before finishing your day on the couch rewatching this weeks dinner party wishing you could slap Sara
Fantastic work mate.Here we go…
WARM UPS and DRILLS
MATCH SIM (1st third):
- Butler and Hunter running laps.
- No Jones or Dow. Or Sincs.
- Hammer with a massive head bandage again. Might indeed have had his ears pinned.
- Crouch knee still heavily strapped.
- Hayes in general warmup.
- Hastie tall and slim, but oddly bandy-legged. Kinda runs like Stuv. Beautiful by foot.
- Pou doesn’t mark the ball as much a rip it out of the air!
- Not sure who the blokes in 37, 40, 46, and 48 are. Turns out 40 is Darby Hipwell… he is an absolute nugget.
- Garcia is a ripper. Built, moves well, and is classy.
- Keeler clearly training in defence, despite my disbelief before Christmas.
- Moose doing 400s at a decent clip.
- BJ remain a hard task master (and, frankly, a bit of a dick)…
- Henry, Pou, Garcia, and Hotton training with the mids.
- Schoonermonster in proper training. No more running blocks.
- Full ground drill focusing on precise and fast ball movement. Stocker being used as probably the main distributor from defence; Ross stopped the drill twice cos he was shitted off with something (couldn’t hear him.)
- Cordy is not great by foot. Or running. But just… gets things done.
- Chito big daddy-ed Schoonermonster in a marking contest. Too strong.
- Butler, Hunter, Hayes, Van Es, and Moose (?) off to one side in the yellow rehab bibs. Butler, Hunter, and Hayes doing ball movement/leading drills. Van Es running only. Moose doing repeat sprint-type running (clearly working on getting him from contest to contest).
- Chito on Battle in competitive leading drills is basically Godzilla v Kong.
- Doogs even yells at the umps in drills…
- Keeler on King in the leading drill… outmuscled, sure, but makes Max look stodgy and static. Jeeeeeesus.
- Allison playing as a leading forward. Not showing much, unfortunately.
- Titanic torching Schoonermonster on sheer athleticism.
MATCH SIM (2nd third):
- Reds v Blues. Reds seem more “Best 22”, but Crouch, Higgins, and Ross in the Blues for example. Byrnes, Stocker, and Bonner in Red. Wilson in Blue.
- Pou starting in the middle for Red.
- Wilson just MURDERED Hill on the lead. OOF from the set shot…
- Red’s tranisition is awfully quick, leads to a snapped King goal from a handball.
- Doogs raging about something anyway. Bloke is a madman.
- Hammer torches Doogs and Wilkie, who are too busy directing traffic to watch him. Poor from both. Goals from an absolute dogs breakfast shank.
- Red goals again on a quick inside 50 transition from half back. Emphasis on RAPID ball movement is very noticeable.
- Allison goes over the mark to give away a 50 to Pou. Goals from the set shot.
- Skunk limping after a heavy tackle. Jogging it off, but not happy.
- Hotton goals for Blue from an inside out snap after some very quick hands from Allison out of the marking contest. First good sign from Matty.
- Collard TORCHED Stocker on the lead, but Nas floated in front to spoil. Collard is ridiculously quick.
- Ro drops an uncontested mark on the last line, mopped up, got smothered by Wilson, ball ends up with Hastie who misses the set shot for Blue.
- Real focus on wingers staying wide and keeping their shape. Soccer-like. Really seems to help with movement in transition.
- Unsurprisingly, Collard has the body strength of a sleepy toddler.
- Higgins has been superb as a (very) high half forward. He and Crouch keeping Blue in it between them.
- Nas misses right from a free for Red.
- Skunk moving ok now.
- Wood misses a set shot from 25 out. Goal kicking needs serious work across the board if this is the genuine standard.
MATCH SIM (Final third):
- Titanic, Stocker, and Byrnes into Blue. Webster, Wilson, and Higgo in Red. Higgo’s back is heavily strapped.
- Hunter, Butler and Hayes back out and joining Moose in running laps. Hayes doing more walking than the others… has a noticeable hitch to his stride.
- Pou has WONDERFUL hands in close.
- Higgo plays for the free in a marking contest with Stocker (some things don’t change ) and is rewarded. Goals for Red.
- Zlugger on Max. Keeler now on Skunk.
- Schoonermonster on Wilson and McLennan on Chito are weird matchups.
- Wilson picks the wrong option in an I50. Hilly let him know ALL about it.
- Stocker has been very good for Blue.
- Henry lovely inside out to Ro. Goals.
- O’Leary (Sandy) has been good for Blue. Had a quick chat to Tony Brown about him; they like him a lot.
- Pou beats Hastie on the deck to snap another for Red. Just a bit too big for the newbie.
- Hastie and McLennan trying to cover Pou together. He’s just too good. Marks on the lead and kicks another for Red.
- Hilly misses a Max lead. No word on how Wilson feels about it…
- Chito has position on Keeler and shifts him easily. Misses a speculative shot from 50.
- Comes straight back in from the restart. Zlugger clumsy and gives away a free to Chito who misses from 30m directly in front.
- Higgo with a superb chase across and smother on Schoonermonster to deny Blue an easy transition.
- Max too strong for a scragging Zlugger. Marks and is also given the free. Goals from 15m out. Red really running away with it. 5 goals to bugger all in this period.
- Zlugger now onto Chito, Keeler to Max, McLennan on Skunk, and Schoonermonster still inexplicably on Wilson.
- Hastie with a scrubby pass to Schoonermonster that drifts OOF. Lazy marking sees Higgo pop it over the top to Chito unmarked in the square who goals.
- Immediately out of the ruck to Pou who slips a banana on the run wide. 6.4 to doughnuts in this stanza.
- Campbell comes down heavily from a bit of friendly fire in a marking contest… Titanic took the grab… he seem ok.
- Henry very involved that quarter, moves beautifully.
Match sim looks over. Time for the group 200s…
- Hayes and Moose STILL running. Both absolutely gassed.
- Hunter and Van Es on the bikes.
- Wholesale changes… Max, Ro, Wood, Steele, Hill, and Chito now in Blue, Higgo back in Blue. Campbell, Allison, Hotton, Hipwell (Sandy), O’Leary (Sandy), Collard, and Garcia in Red.
- Wood off-balance snap in marked on the line by Doogs. Doogs still angry about… everything.
- Titanic slips free inside 50 and marks unopposed on the lead. Doogs loses it at Wilson for not tracking back. Titanic goals.
- Red transitions well from defence and Hipwell goals from 20m out on the run. Doogs less angry.
- Hotton and Garcia very good in close. Beat Steele to the ball.
- Allison now loose in defence. Lovely long pass to Skunk’s advantage.
- Max beats Doogs and a covering Bonner on the lead. Misses left from 40m from the set shot.
- Henry now at half forward instead of the middle.
- Titanic easily shifts 46 from behind, 10m out. Marks, plays on, and goals. Great lob to advantage by Higgo.
- Wilkie easily nudges Max out of the way up on the wing. Just a superb defender.
- Pou stretches to outmark Schoonermonster at high half forward. Absolutely primed for 2024.
- Collard shanks the banana set shot OOF.
- Superb chip shot pass from Windy to Byrnes at full speed. Ronnie misses right from distance.
- Super grab going back with it by Skunk, leads to a dribbler goal to Collard for Red.
- Garcia slices Blue apart from a free, over the top with a long dagger to Henry on the lead. Goal to Red.
Reckon I’ll call that a day.
NOW GIMME MY ******* BADGE, George, YOU BALD BASTARD.
On the basis that Round 1 was tomorrow…
SENIORS
B: Webster - Howard - Battle
HB: Wang.-Mil. - Wilkie - Stocker
C: Wood - Windhager - Hill
HF: Henry - Membrey - Phillipou
F: Owens - King - Higgins
Foll: Marshall - Steele - Crouch
Int: Bonner Ross Byrnes Sharman
Sub: Wilson
*Garcia very very close to selection.
SANDRINGHAM
B: McLennan - Cordy - Schoenmaker
HB: xxxxx - Keeler - Hastie
C: O’Connell - xxxxx - xxxxx
HF: xxxxx - Caminiti - xxxxx
F: Collard - Allison - xxxxx
Foll: Campbell - Hotton - Garcia
UNAVAILABLE
Sinclair
Dow
Clark
Jones
Butler
Heath?
Hayes
Paton
Van Es
And ?Bytel just got picked up, and Byrnes has shown a lot more at afl level than him.
He pulled out his strap, and laid them bustas downTop 3 videos ever recorded
Absolutely no need to do a 23andMe for Len, 1000% Caucasian.
Please do not summon The Ray.cAn We StiCk tO tHe FaRkiN pRe SeAsoN iM aNGrY!
I think that’s me.
Sorry, but we're much more into speculation and wild guesses around hereAnyone know what the actual is with Jones and Van Es?
Joey was a very slow burn to come on. Might have ended up as a 2x AA but to the same point in their careers Byrnes is actually ahead (not suggesting he’ll finish ahead).Not even close , sorry
Joey was 2x AA , do I need to go on
Joey was an utter gun between 08-11.
Thats a very high ceiling