AFL Player #25: Jake Stringer - The lo, rumour mill spins

[Lore]

Contract Status: Out of contract 2024
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 19, Harlequin

 

[Old Campaigner]

Might as well get in on the ground floor

Date of birth: 25 April 1994 (age 23)

Drafted from: Bendigo Pioneers
Draft: No. 5, 2012 national draft
Height: 192 cm (6 ft 4 in)
Weight: 92 kg (203 lb)


Former club: Western Bulldogs (2012 - 2017)
Number: 9
Games: 89
Goals: 160
Position: Forward

Career highlights:
AFL premiership player: (2016)
All-Australian team: (2015)
3× Western Bulldogs leading goalkicker: (2015, 2016, 2017)
2× 22under22 team: (2015, 2016)
AFL Rising Star nominee (2014)

 

[Killer_Mike]

lol.

I like cut of your jib campaigner.

I got first rights to Striger. MY BOI!

 

[Stopher]

Gets to play on his birthday every year. That's gotta be a big plus!

 

[Doss]

Hey now let's just hold our horses a tad here. FFS.

 

[VelvetSledge]

25+30 for Stringer.

Dodoro, you are a genius.

 

[Loonerty]

It is done.

 

[Stopher]

Somewhere in Vegas, Jake Stringer is at a roulette table betting on RED and BLACK!

 

[sameolds33]

Amazing trade period for us. Welcome Jake!

 

[Mr Mojo Risin]

Woohoo!

SSS!!!

 

[RearNaked]

Now we have him can we admit 25 and 30 was massive unders haha

 

[Shermy]

Excellent

 

[maskmcgee]

 

[DonsRule]

 

[Scottie65]

25+30 for Stringer.

Dodoro, you are a genius.

welcolme to Essendon jake stringer........love this.......will be of great value for the bombers.....for me...the most important deal of the trade period...this guy is a bull

 

[Doss]

Hey now let's just hold our horses a tad here. FFS.

**** off you knob jockey.







OH. And welcome, Jake!

 

[maskmcgee]

 

[maskmcgee]

I thought he was in Bali

 

[Gumby2Hurley]

HAHAHAHAHAHA folded.


Welcome Jake.

 

[TheBrightSide]

4 years, nice.

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

Right, trade game done. Unbelievably the resident Essendon trolls were closest to the pin.

New game: what damaging video are we about to see of Jake and when?

I'm guessing tomorrow, we'll see a grainy video of a glassy eyed Stringer snorting something off a young lady's torso.

 

[Pweter]

Our forward line has some serious X-factor rolling through it now with Raz, Tippa and Stringer.... oh and Green, how could I forget him!

 

[Doss]

Right, trade game done. Unbelievably the resident Essendon trolls were closest to the pin.

New game: what damaging video are we about to see of Jake and when?

I'm guessing tomorrow, we'll see a grainy video of a glassy eyed Stringer snorting something off a young lady's torso.

You have a sick sense of humour.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

**** YEAH!

Another country boy with that country twang.

HE'S OURS!

 

[Blind Turn]

Ahahahahaha!!!

 

[DonsRule]