Past #5: Curtis Taylor - delisted after 68 NM games/30 NM goals - almost got Harry Styles in a NM jumper - thanks Curtis

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Curtis Taylor - Calf
Expected return: Start of pre-season

"Curtis has had a strong 10 days where he has increased his calf strength work and has now completed three progressed running conditioning sessions on the oval and he's gaining confidence with each day.

"He'll fall in with the main group with their off-season programming schedule."
 

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Curtis Taylor - Calf
Expected return: Start of pre-season

"Curtis has had a strong 10 days where he has increased his calf strength work and has now completed three progressed running conditioning sessions on the oval and he's gaining confidence with each day.

"He'll fall in with the main group with their off-season programming schedule."
He going to do a Constanza.

Hey mate you don’t work here any longer
 
Curtis Taylor - Calf
Expected return: Start of pre-season

"Curtis has had a strong 10 days where he has increased his calf strength work and has now completed three progressed running conditioning sessions on the oval and he's gaining confidence with each day.

"He'll fall in with the main group with their off-season programming schedule."

Let me tell you something Nostra, his EDFL side will be pleased to read this.
 
Next time he is pictured with his girlfriend in people of Melbourne edition . It can read ex- North Melbourne AFL star Curtis Taylor here pictured with his girlfriend. Still has a nice ring to it.
 

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Curtis Taylor - Calf
Expected return: Start of pre-season

"Curtis has had a strong 10 days where he has increased his calf strength work and has now completed three progressed running conditioning sessions on the oval and he's gaining confidence with each day.

"He'll fall in with the main group with their off-season programming schedule."
"He'll fall in with the main group with their off-season programming schedule."

Again code for hes finished lol
 
Funny if they did. Make it happen Kevin Whites.
Would certainly make the injury updates more interesting.

Curtis Taylor - Sh*tness
Expected return: Never

"For the third year running, Curtis has failed to meet his baseline strength KPI of fighting his way out of a wet paper bag. However, he had a very strong Spring Carnival, culminating with several TikToks from the Mumm marquee on that bastion of minor Melbourne celebrity, Stakes Day. He is currently waging a strong campaign PMing and tagging random VRC members' social media accounts in an attempt to move up from the D-List and get an invitation to the Nursery on Derby Day."

"Curtis needs to show some uncharacteristic urgency in this respect as once delisted, he'll quickly fall off the face of the 'freebies for AFL players' earth when he can no longer use the term "Professional Athlete, PM for collab opportunities" in his social media profiles."
 
Would certainly make the injury updates more interesting.

Curtis Taylor - Sh*tness
Expected return: Never

"For the third year running, Curtis has failed to meet his baseline strength KPI of fighting his way out of a wet paper bag. However, he had a very strong Spring Carnival, culminating with several TikToks from the Mumm marquee on that bastion of minor Melbourne celebrity, Stakes Day. He is currently waging a strong campaign PMing and tagging random VRC members' social media accounts in an attempt to move up from the D-List and get an invitation to the Nursery on Derby Day."

"Curtis needs to show some uncharacteristic urgency in this respect as once delisted, he'll quickly fall off the face of the 'freebies for AFL players' earth when he can no longer use the term "Professional Athlete, PM for collab opportunities" in his social media profiles."
No doubt curtis attempting to be as big as squizzy taylor was historically in the racing industry. Without the notary one would suspect.
 

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Past #5: Curtis Taylor - delisted after 68 NM games/30 NM goals - almost got Harry Styles in a NM jumper - thanks Curtis

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