930,000 Reasons to Laugh

[wambat]

Yeah you guys are flying


3 wooden spoons in 5 years
Worst performed club of the decade
2 presidents on criminal charges
Sanctioned for cheating the salary cap
Accused of tanking for draft picks
Rape allegations from their own president
Under counter payments to players
Choked in every finals match this century
Statistically worse than a dying Fitzroy

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...itzroy-say-stats/story-e6frf9k6-1111116009982

It's scary how good you might be if you ever stop being the worst at everything

Oh geez.

 

[Bombers 2003]

that is what advanced programs are all about

Except when u fail pharmacy 101

 

[invinciBlues]

You're still 4th though and won nothing since Yo-Yos were popular? Please elaborate

Yo-yos are still pretty damn cool

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

4th is all we need for double chance.

You'll need the quadriple chance to even get to a GF

 

[kickavic]

is this the 1st time a carlton supporter has actually started a tanking thread about themselves???

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[chefmeister]

Too quick for Geelong on big grounds
We always find a way to break collingwood hearts in finals
Hawthorn, midget defenders dont win flags.

Dont see anybody below us that is a threat.

4th is all we need for double chance.

Why would you need the double chance anyway if all the above is now true?
How bout you just finish first in H&A to quash any doubt.
Or better yet, come in 8th and show us all your dominance by winning the flag from there.