A leak from Melbourne board meeting...Neeld's vision

[db swannie]

I've just received a tweet from a source inside the meeting that Mark Neeld has presented his plan. It went something like this:

"Neeld presented plan. Holding on until round 13 against Saints."

Apparently Neeld believes that if the club can just hold on a little longer they'll get to play the Aints in round 13 and have a good win.

 

[Bluelegs]

I've just received a tweet from a source inside the meeting that Mark Neeld has presented his plan. It went something like this:

"Neeld presented plan. Holding on until round 13 against Saints."

Apparently Neeld believes that if the club can just hold on a little longer they'll get to play the Aints in round 13 and have a good win.

Good to hear Neelds vision consists of beating one team and a bottom four one at that.

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

they'll get to play the Aints in round 13 and have a good win.

But Saints > Carlolspagbowl

So Melbourne > Carlolston?

 

[thurmanmunson]

Tweeting is gay and ******.

 

[db swannie]

Tweeting is gay and ******.

True, but so is Nick Divewoldt.

 

[Waynesworld]

I've just received a tweet from a source inside the meeting that Mark Neeld has presented his plan. It went something like this:

"Neeld presented plan. Holding on until round 13 against Saints."

Apparently Neeld believes that if the club can just hold on a little longer they'll get to play the Aints in round 13 and have a good win.

Melbourne vs St Kilda.

Can. Not. Wait.

 

[Bluelegs]

Melbourne vs St Kilda.

Can. Not. Wait.

Beau Maister is going to tear us a new arseh*le to go with the others he tore us last year before being subbed off

 

[SunnyCoastCat]

The new plan of attack..

 

[Gray Day]

Check it out - exclusive Neeld Vision (TM) here:

 

[Waynesworld]

 

[Gongswan]

Melbourne vs St Kilda.

Can. Not. Wait.

Please drive nails thru my eyes instead

 

[Deaneus!]

Tweeting is gay

 

[vaughany]

I've just received a tweet from a source inside the meeting that Mark Neeld has presented his plan. It went something like this:

"Neeld presented plan. Holding on until round 13 against Saints."

Apparently Neeld believes that if the club can just hold on a little longer they'll get to play the Aints in round 13 and have a good win.

Says it all really such a "quality reliable" source

 

[Mofra]

Says it all really such a "quality reliable" source

Yep, it's like bypassing a medical professional to source supplements.

Wait, wut?

 

[QuietB]

Any chance Sydney supporters could be banned from bigfooty? Ill start the petition.

 

[vaughany]

Yep, it's like bypassing a medical professional to source supplements.

Wait, wut?

Tom Liberatore board.

 

[Falchoon]

I've just received a tweet from a source inside the meeting that Mark Neeld has presented his plan. It went something like this:

"Neeld presented plan. Holding on until round 13 against Saints."

Apparently Neeld believes that if the club can just hold on a little longer they'll get to play the Aints in round 13 and have a good win.

no arguments here

all evidence points to Neeld being delusional

 

[Elite Master]

I've just received a tweet from a source inside the meeting that Mark Neeld has presented his plan. It went something like this:

"Neeld presented plan. Holding on until round 13 against Saints."

Apparently Neeld believes that if the club can just hold on a little longer they'll get to play the Aints in round 13 and have a good win.

*For full effect it needs a Neeldy edit, Wonaeamirri33 would know what to do....

 

[Vikingblood]

A live shot from Neeld's vision presentation.
And the response from the board.....

 

[db swannie]

Any chance Sydney supporters could be banned from bigfooty? Ill start the petition.

Fear not, the pain from your grand final loss will dissipate over time.

 

[Thurlow2Mackie]

I LOVE YOU, NEELD! PLEASE DON'T SACK NEELDY! HE IS A GOOD COACH! IT AIN'T HIS FAULT!

 

[Smell The Glove]

I'm not entirely confident that Neeld has a vision that isn't clouded by cataracts and confined to the defensive half of the field.

The new plan of attack..

Are underpants a euphemism for "shithouse duds that don't give a rat's arse"?

 

[Provost_]

Any chance Sydney supporters could be banned from bigfooty? Ill start the petition.

 

[db swannie]

Any chance Sydney supporters could be banned from bigfooty? Ill start the petition.

Hey look, I'll do you a favour and get your petition started:

To whom it may concern:

We the undersigned (Hawforn fans) would like to have all Sydney Swans supporters removed from the bay [insert tears here] as a result of the fact that [insert more tears here and gnashing of teeth] ever since the grand final (the one we - Hawforn - lost) they have been on here enjoying themselves (at our - Hawforn's - expense).

The situation is untenable (because we - Hawforn - we supposed to win the 2012 grand final). They (the premiers of 2012, the Sydney Swans) must be removed from the Bay as soon as possible (as they are a daily reminder of our failings). [Insert buckets of tears and long faces]

Signed (The crying Hawforn supporters of) Bay 13.

 

[Provost_]