Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 5 - Demons v Lions Thurs April 11th 7:30pm AEST (MCG)

[Cudi_420]

Commentators making up nothing but excuses for Melbourne. Nothing good to say about the team in the lead.

In their defense, you smashed us and could barely scrub together a four goal win against a team running in concrete and a player down.

 

[Fitzey]

Lining up for a 250th as an opposition side in a loss? That’s a disappointing look.

 

[Rich01]

Shame the MCG didn't show up tonight. Solid ground on it's night but just lacked any urgency.

Lions beat the MCG by a few goals.

This will go a long way in giving them the belief that the MCG holds no fear for them.

And rightly so, a premiership contender should be able to win anywhere. This gives them a good platform to build into this season. Top 4 for me.

 

[Jock1eyemcpie]

In their defense, you smashed us and could barely scrub together a four goal win against a team running in concrete and a player down.

They took their foot off the pedal, Melbourne got junk time goals when the game was already over.

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Lining up for a 250th as an opposition side in a loss? That’s a disappointing look.

was this written by Chat GPT?

 

[Polly]

Kingy flat as a tack!

 

[TY24]

Gotta feel for Melbourne, if it weren’t for those pesky umpires (and the extra 60 possessions, 9 clearances, and 30 odd tackles that the Lions had), they probably win that!

 

[Ice-Wolf]

Gotta feel for Melbourne, if it weren’t for those pesky umpires (and the extra 60 possessions, 9 clearances, and 30 odd tackles that the Lions had), they probably win that!

The extra 4 goals hurt a little as well.

 

[catters05]

Can’t expect Melbourne fans to actually turn up, they were proably on their way to the snow.

Bit early isn’t it?

 

[Bont the Lord]

Lining up for a 250th as an opposition side in a loss? That’s a disappointing look.

Have you ever played sport? Serious question

 

[Jock1eyemcpie]

Bit early isn’t it?

If you can afford a Range Rover, you can afford to go somewhere that has snow.

 

[demondavey]

Shit effort. Lions were great. Hopefully get their season on track after tonight. Demons got some work to do. Port the only decent win. Not good enough against the good sides.

 

[Bont the Lord]

If you can afford a Range Rover, you can afford to go somewhere that has snow.

Joel Smith?

 

[James_]

Can’t expect Melbourne fans to actually turn up, they were proably on their way to the snow.

Lmao. That’s a good one. So fresh.

 

[Kobe Gryant]

Of course he does. He spent the entire summer on a bender.

It would be an indictment on the rest of the league if he didn't tbh.

If a bloke can spend 6 months on the gear, sinking piss, smoking darts, and doing everything you're NOT supposed to do as an elite athlete, it makes everyone else look pretty poor if he just walks in and dominates.

Had a very good first month, but it looks like it might be catching up to him.

 

[Jock1eyemcpie]

He was a good player at the Pies but he was more outside than inside like Selwood so he didn't cop as many head knocks.

Malthouse loved him and he brought him with him to Carlton where they both stank up the joint, a couple of true Collingwood heroes.

They are true heroes.

 

[Fitzey]

Have you ever played sport? Serious question

Is it even worth replying to someone who’s had a bigfooty account for less than 24 hours? No. Bed time little one.

 

[Jock1eyemcpie]

Is it even worth replying to someone who’s had a bigfooty account for less than 24 hours? No. Bed time little one.

Yet you responded with that

 

[Jock1eyemcpie]

Of course he does. He spent the entire summer on a bender.

And breaking windscreen wipers

 

[T2B_]

Hope Melbourne don’t walk away from that thinking they weren’t far off in the end. That margin well and truly flattered them. Smashed all night.

Yeah but but margin minimization

 

[Fitzey]

Yet you responded with that

You’re another!! It must be school holidays or something.

 

[Jock1eyemcpie]

You’re another!! It must be school holidays or something.

Imagine being mad cause new people made a big footy account

 

[Bont the Lord]

Is it even worth replying to someone who’s had a bigfooty account for less than 24 hours? No. Bed time little one.

Yep just started it and you have probably just proved my point. Enjoy the remainder of the school holidays!

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Imagine being mad cause new people made a big footy account

Fitzey and Danster need to be put into a DMZ for everybody’s safety. Whatever you do Jock, do NOT enter the Cam Rayner thread after a Brisbane game.

 

[Shaq attack]

Atleast he doesn’t play up on a football trip though I guess, that got swept under the carpet though.

Worry about the three strikes mate. Cop the L and move on