Certified Legendary Thread Alastair Clarkson II - signs 5 year contract w/ North Melbourne 19 August 2022 - news breaks p360

[Del191229]

Unless there’s a huge money discrepancy… which the AFL could make happen if they wanted to, find some bullshit ambassador thing… there isn’t a coach alive, including Clarkson, who would choose North over Essendon right now.

WADA Oooga Booga In Over The Top.

 

[Roosurgence]

A guy is drunk walking down the street and walks up to a cop and said “someone stole my car” the cop replies “where was it” the drunk holds up his car key and says “it was on the end of this key” cop responds “gee I dunno, better go to the police station and they help you with the proper forms. Drunk says “ok” cop adds “ but before you go in to town you’d better do up your fly” the drunk says “oh man they got my girl too”

Here’s another one…..

A man gets a call from his wife’s doctor and the doctor says I have some worrying news.

We have mixed up your wife’s test results with another patient and the results show that she either has AIDS or Alzheimers?

The very worried husband said Doc what should we do? The doctor replied easy……. put her on a bus and if she finds her way home, don’t heck her.

 

[Devington]

So... Like Brad Scott, while he was still our coach?

Golf is well known to be good physical therapy for a bad back.

 

[Bren]

Can we finish up and go to the Winchester pls clarko

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

So we're up to what, three bombers board meetings now and they still havent fired Rutten?

Regardless of Clarkson, I marinate in their chaos. I couldn’t even give a **** about Rutten.


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[Ashley B]

When hood said let’s get through this week - how was her demeanour

How did she say it “let’s get through this week!” Or “let’s get through this week ?”

 

[ApplecrossWC]

Apologies if this has been discussed before - there is no chance I will read a hundred thousand posts about dim sims and rice cookers to check

What's wrong with reading about dim sims?

 

[TheBigHorne]

Hoj has finished 6 hour lunch.

Can someone bring me up to date please

Nothing happened besides Sheedy having a melt.

 

[Only Forwards]

So Essendon have a board meeting yesterday and arse their president.

Speculation becomes rife that they are axing their coach.

Another board meeting today and they still don’t axe their coach.

Now if they do actually want to axe their coach they will need at least another board meeting.

That would be 3 board meetings in a very short time frame.

If that was us or the dogs or saints the media would go f***ing mental about our club being a mess and in absolute crisis.

We may be down right now but I am pretty confident that Sonja has a full grasp of where we are and where we are going.

 

[Harris 10]

This is the Sheedy audio. 5 minute mark

INTERVIEW: Kevin Sheedy - 16 August 2022 - The FIVEAA Sports Show

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Classic Sheedy
Create a headline to divert attention away from the * shiteshow.

 

[Le Grille]

Here’s another one…..

A man gets a call from his wife’s doctor and the doctor says I have some worrying news.

We have mixed up your wife’s test results with another patient and the results show that she either has AIDS or Alzheimers?

The very worried husband said Doc what should we do? The doctor replied easy……. put her on a bus and if she finds her way home, don’t * her.

Jebus

 

[Only Forwards]

So we're up to what, three bombers board meetings now and they still havent fired Rutten?

Club is in crisis.

 

[nelroo]

Unless there’s a huge money discrepancy… which the AFL could make happen if they wanted to, find some bullshit ambassador thing… there isn’t a coach alive, including Clarkson, who would choose North over Essendon right now.

WADA Oooga Booga In Over The Top.

Who said this? What a load of tripe!!

 

[Disco Dew]

Second full day of Rutten's alleged sacking and he's still there, lmao. Really don't think there's anything to be worried about here, other than the mental health of a good bloke who Essendon and the media are determined to screw over.

I said it yesterday and i think it still applies today. This whole thing is being media driven. No one at the bombers has even put Rutten on notice. It’s unbelievable, only it isn’t, the media are shit campaigners

 

[Ashley B]

Sour grapes Kevin ? Have a marshmallow on me , I assume you invented them too lol

 

[Roosurgence]

Jebus

I have more LOL

 

[see see]

“I don’t know, I haven’t (spoken to him), I can assure you of that,” Sheedy said.

What? Paul Barnard's WhatsApp message was full of sh*t? I'm shocked to be sitting here.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Club is in crisis.

Some of them legit thought they had Clarkson yesterday.


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[sruss]

Interesting take from Sheedy, Caro was reporting yesterday that Sheeds is part of the group moving chess pieces to get Clarkson to *

 

[Handsome.B.Wonderful]

This is becoming an integrity test for Clarkson.

If you believe anything Caro says, she put this on record last year and it was never refuted by Clarkson or Henderson.

“What has gone on at that football club ... over the last week, I think, completely spooked the Clarkson camp and the Clarkson family," Wilson said on Nine's Footy Classified.

"Alastair's been on record as saying he's disgusted by the way the club [has treated Teague]. He's said that David Teague

David Teague

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should have had more support.”

AFL news, 2021: Why Alastair Clarkson rejected the Carlton coaching job

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What Essendon has done in the past 2 days is far worse than Carlton with Teague last year.

 

[DesertRoo]

This is the Sheedy audio. 5 minute mark

INTERVIEW: Kevin Sheedy - 16 August 2022 - The FIVEAA Sports Show

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Sheedy sounds like a bitter ole man..

 

[Disco Dew]

“I don’t know, I haven’t (spoken to him), I can assure you of that,” Sheedy said.

What? Paul Barnard's WhatsApp message was full of sh*t? I'm shocked to be sitting here.

 

[see see]

Some of them legit thought they had Clarkson yesterday.


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And plenty of pea-hearts posting in this thread.

 

[Roosurgence]

Jebus

I have a ripper one about Elle McPherson stranded on a tropical island but it’s way too long

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Interesting take from Sheedy, Caro was reporting yesterday that Sheeds is part of the group moving chess pieces to get Clarkson to *

They’re so far gone making shit up, they wouldn’t even remember what they’ve penned.