Certified Legendary Thread Alastair Clarkson II - signs 5 year contract w/ North Melbourne 19 August 2022 - news breaks p360

[Val Keating]

He talking smack about you brother. Callin you out and questioning your manhood. You gonna take that s**t?

Create a burner twitter account and diss his fat ass.

Might assemble the Crutchies

 

[FlyHigh18]

I quit smoking about 9 years ago. I could easily smash through a packet an hour right now

 

[Massive Unit]

I honestly can’t concentrate!

I’m booked to leave for Europe next week but if Rutten gets sacked I’m going to try and bring my flight forward to this evening!

Either way, have a fabulous trip. I'm done with Melbourne Winter

 

[Makeshift Park]

3AW producer Damian Tardio now reporting Clarkson has verbally agreed with Essendon

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Two hours ago my man.
If he had established it as a fact, he would have filed some copy since then.
Instead 3aw is still reporting its "unconfirmed".

 

[Passmore]

Kia is gone guys , face it we been dudded totally. I am 53 year old ffs and feel like I could either spew or cry or both at anytime over this.
It’s not the name of Clarkson as such that shatters me losing . It’s just the repeated kicks we get , nothing funny about this guys . Seriously how do we ever regain relevance and credibility again? I have fears that I haven’t felt previously, we can’t attract players or now it seems coaches, pretty soon we are going to start to lose players then the death spiral begins. So forgive my pessimism guys but we got to see this for what it is

That’s some serious emo shit right there.

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

Me refreshing the page on this thread:

 

[bennymate]

From an impeccable source: All conditions but one, have been meet and the inking of the agreement is imminent. The sticking point being that as a budding guitarist Clarko needs the chords to Join In The Chorus, and has yet to find any in a key suitable for his unique singing voice. It is possible that high profile North supporter John Farnham has been approached for help.

 

[Kangalongtime]

From an impeccable source: All conditions but one, have been meet and the inking of the agreement is imminent. The sticking point being that as a budding guitarist Clarko needs the chords to Join In The Chorus, and has yet to find any in a key suitable for his unique singing voice. It is possible that high profile North supporter John Farnham has been approached for help.

None of this stuffs funny anymore

 

[Danni_Benson]

You can always talk dimmies!

I’m vegetarian but if we pull this off I’ll be eating a dim sim in celebration!

 

[Samsquanch]

Surely that can’t be it. Also have Damo reporting that sacking Rutten was initiated by Clarko.

He's only betting his reputation. Nothing valuable.

 

[roos 10]

I quit smoking about 9 years ago. I could easily smash through a packet an hour right now

Same

 

[Makeshift Park]

From an impeccable source: All conditions but one, have been meet and the inking of the agreement is imminent. The sticking point being that as a budding guitarist Clarko needs the chords to Join In The Chorus, and has yet to find any in a key suitable for his unique singing voice. It is possible that high profile North supporter John Farnham has been approached for help.

But perhaps he heard there was a secret chord, that Dodoro played, and it pleased the * Board?

 

[bennymate]

Does anyone here actually not like dim sims? Find em a bit rancid?

 

[Supreme_Chancellor]

There are whispers that KickItAnywhere34 was spotted sharing a cold one with Clarko down at the Royal Mail Hotel.

 

[Mixed Results]

Robbo also saying there's no actual active plan to get Clarko underway at Bomberland. And they don't even know if they will approach him.

Tom Browne tweeted then deleted words to the effect of it being absolute chaos there, nobody able to do anything as nobody knows who is in charge.

It sounds like the idea being floated that this is the culmination of some top secret shadow operation where they’ve secretly courted Clarkson couldn’t be further from the truth.

 

[Ligma]

Me refreshing the page on this thread:

Ur so good

 

[krakouers]

 

[Ligma]

Does anyone here actually not like dim sims? Find em a bit rancid?

Me

 

[Samsquanch]

You can always talk dimmies!

Thoughts on samosas?

 

[Le Grille]

He's only betting his reputation. Nothing valuable.

Surely he would agitate for rutten to be sacked or be negotiating unofficially all this time and waste our time with no intention of signing would he

 

[Disco Dew]

Robbo also saying there's no actual active plan to get Clarko underway at Bomberland. And they don't even know if they will approach him.

Where is robbo saying this my good man?

 

[zoomba23]

But perhaps he heard there was a secret chord, that Dodoro played, and it pleased the * Board?

Brilliant

 

[Grogg]

Surely that can’t be it. Also have Damo reporting that sacking Rutten was initiated by Clarko.

You would hope not, no.

Not surprised if Damo would run with that. The bloke is scum.

 

[bennymate]

Me

The smell alone turns me off

 

[Themanbun]

Relax guys. Kick back.