Roast An Apology to Nick Larkey

[Mop]

Hello Shinboners. I am Mop of the WCE board.

I owe an apology to your gun forward, Nick Larkey

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Nick Larkey

Age

26

Ht

198cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.5

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.9

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.5

3star

G

1.4

5star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

3star

K

4.2

2star

HB

4.6

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.8

4star

.

I made comments, repeatedly, that I didn’t think he was that good because basically.. he only beat the piss out of us and we are a rabble.

Don’t get me wrong. I am aware he has been your top scorer for the last few years, but last time we bottomed out we had Ben McKinley

Ben Mckinley

Age

37

Ht

185cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.3

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.3

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.5

3star

G

1.9

5star

No current season stats available

D

8.4

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.2

3star

G

3.0

5star

look a million bucks when the reality was he just… wasn’t, which we learned as soon as we got less mediocre.

We’re not really sure where Freo are at, but I suspect they’re a decent side just out of form. It doesn’t matter.

Nick Larkey

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Nick Larkey

Age

26

Ht

198cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.5

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.9

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.5

3star

G

1.4

5star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

3star

K

4.2

2star

HB

4.6

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.8

4star

was nothing short of exceptional. His marking, his positioning and most of all his goal kicking.
This is me, putting my hand up saying I got it wrong. He looks the proper business and I suspect he’ll do it against anyone for a long time to come.

Nick, if you’re reading this, I’ll buy you a beer next time you’re in WA.

 

[Jeremy Jordan]

Hello Shinboners. I am Mop of the WCE board.

I owe an apology to your gun forward, Nick Larkey.

I made comments, repeatedly, that I didn’t think he was that good because basically.. he only beat the piss out of us and we are a rabble.

Don’t get me wrong. I am aware he has been your top scorer for the last few years, but last time we bottomed out we had Ben McKinley look a million bucks when the reality was he just… wasn’t, which we learned as soon as we got less mediocre.

We’re not really sure where Freo are at, but I suspect they’re a decent side just out of form. It doesn’t matter.

Nick Larkey was nothing short of exceptional. His marking, his positioning and most of all his goal kicking.
This is me, putting my hand up saying I got it wrong. He looks the proper business and I suspect he’ll do it against anyone for a long time to come.

Nick, if you’re reading this, I’ll buy you a beer next time you’re in WA.

This post could have been from a number of posters on this board. Then I realised you were apologising, and there is no chance the Larkey haters on here would do that.

 

[Engimal v3]

Suck shit wet toast, go win a game

 

[Pistol Night]

Suck s**t wet toast, go win a game

The touching humbleness in this reply is beautiful.

 

[Themanbun]

I've been critical of him as well mate, but he's started this year on fire.

 

[Hojuman]

Good Trinity Grammar boy. Hoj's old Alma Mater. Wipes away tear.........

 

[Heaps of fun]

The touching humbleness in this reply is beautiful.

Jog on minnow, the leviathan that is the North Melbourne Football Club has awoken.

 

[Sticksphat]

The touching humbleness in this reply is beautiful.

There will be time for humble later (Round 4), but for now........WE GLOAT

 

[zoomba23]

Suck s**t wet toast, go win a game

That's a bit ordinary, mate

 

[BlueandWhiteinmyBlood]

Larkey would have a few Coleman’s in his top drawer if he played for a different club the last few years.

 

[King Corey]

Suck s**t wet toast, go win a game

Bro!

 

[Rod Stroker]

He's kicked 6 straight then 4 straight. If he misses any of those goals we probably don't win those games given the margins. And some of those shots have been wide and close to the boundary.

Unbelievably accurate, in an era where other forwards have struggled with that aspect of the game.

 

[Rod Stroker]

On track for 100+ goals this year!

 

[shinboner magic]

That's a bit ordinary, mate

Calm ya farm - he’s having a laugh and it’s ****en wet toast

 

[Hojuman]

Funny though, he doesn't really kick " through " the ball yeh ?

 

[Pistol Night]

Jog on minnow, the leviathan that is the North Melbourne Football Club has awoken.

My apologies. I dont want to poke the beast

 

[Liam Boy]

Funny though, he doesn't really kick " through " the ball yeh ?

Yet he puts it "through" the big sticks no issue

 

[zoomba23]

Calm ya farm - he’s having a laugh and it’s *en wet toast

It's not comedy, it's just aggressive bollocks. Also, we finished below ****en 'wet toast' last year

 

[Mop]

That's a bit ordinary, mate

Nah I love it - been a rough few years for you blokes and you’re still here as one of the best bunch of supporters in world sport. More of it. Double down. **** everyone else

 

[susurrar]

i might have missed some chatter about this, or maybe just nobody wants to jinx it, but i wonder how many he can kick before he misses. whats the record?

 

[zoomba23]

Nah I love it - been a rough few years for you blokes and you’re still here as one of the best bunch of supporters in world sport. More of it. Double down. * everyone else

Fair enough. I was just so shocked someone took notice of a North player not named LDU that I rolled out the red carpet for you. If it's not necessary though, no worries

 

[Mop]

It's not comedy, it's just aggressive bollocks. Also, we finished below *en 'wet toast' last year

I reckon a few sides will finish below North this year I tell you what

 

[Mop]

Larkey is a beast.

 

[TheBigHorne]

I liked that from Shuey, talking up Bailey W.

Uh.

 

[Mop]

Uh.

Wrong thread, woops!