Game Day Ashes 2nd Test. Bowler hats vs Akubras. Lets go 2-nil

[Triggering Tiger]

Aussies can't even buy a wicket now they're screwed.

 

[pavstar]

Cummins is a very good bowler but as captain meh!

Agreed. Stokes playing like its slogathon. Broad now taking the P!ss. Bowling is piss poor. How we miss Gary!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

It's all too easy at the moment.

 

[pavstar]

I'd bring in Head… can’t do any worse.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I'd bring in Head… can’t do any worse.

Stokes is going to smash the quicks anyway so what have you got to lose?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Cummins has lost the plot, he's been totally outplayed in this match.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Yes!! ranga out!!!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Well played ranga i must say he did well.

 

[pavstar]

Onya bike Prince Harry.

And shut the **** up Pietersen!

 

[spudmaster]

AND ****ING STAY OUT!

 

[pavstar]

Well played ranga i must say he did well.

Indeed he played well but on your bike flogger! Get a pat on your back from the stuck up flogs in the long room on your way to the change rooms!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Yes baby up ya bum ollie!!

 

[pavstar]

Jog on Robinson Crusoe!

 

[spudmaster]

BAZINGA!!!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Now we need to get tongue!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Anderson is a batting bunny.

 

[Jazny]

Go to bed, guys

 

[pavstar]

Hopefully the quicks roll through the pommy tail so I can this flogger cry for England in Afrikaans…

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Go to bed, guys

Shush you know nothing about cricket.

 

[pavstar]

Go to bed, guys

You still up? You waiting on the SBS late night dirty movie to start?

 

[Dinsdale]

Go to bed, guys

There is no bed

 

[pavstar]

Now we need to get tongue!

Hopefully he doesn't give us a lashing….

 

[Purple Suit]

Suck it Broad

 

[Dinsdale]

Piss off broad

 

[Triggering Tiger]

YES BABY!!!