Game Day Cricket, Ashes 1st Test chat: Bangers & Mash vs Lamb Cutlets on the Barbie

[Triggering Tiger]

Phew just survived.

 

[spudmaster]

Phew just survived.

Thank heavens. Going to be a ripper of a day5, weather permitting.

 

[spudmaster]

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Smart move putting in boland as night watchman, he's probably the weakest batsman in the current team but he did his job well, any more runs from him are a bonus tomorrow.

 

[FurTheWin]

They're not likely to start on time tomorrow but Australia can still win this going at 3 an over - if they keep their heads.
Stay in and keep chipping away at it.

Winning runs: a 4 from an inside edge off Broad, with 9 men down

 

[TazHawk15]

Can't wait for Broad to get his bunny Warner out cheaply again.

Why so impatient?

Afterall, you have been waiting a lifetime for your shitty failure of a footy team to win something.

 

[Purple Suit]

Huge win for Warner not getting done by Broad. Unfortunately it fired him up.

 

[Trouto]

God damn i love test cricket

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

The two players with Torettes snd ADD have let our nation down.

 

[Trouto]

The two players with Torettes snd ADD have let our nation down.

you mean the two players who have scored at will for many years and won multiple games off their bats for us?

They miss out in 1 test match and you say they let the nation down?

Very Richmondy, that.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

The two players with Torettes snd ADD have let our nation down.

It's not really sporting to make fun out of people with intellectual and or physical disabilities mate.

You ever met someone with Tourettes ?

I haven't, but I can only imagine how hard their life must be at times, especially if they had it as kids/going to school etc

You're better than this AP.

 

[Trouto]

It's not really sporting to make fun out of people with intellectual and or physical disabilities mate.

You ever met someone with Tourettes ?

I haven't, but I can only imagine how hard their life must be at times, especially if they had it as kids/going to school etc

You're better than this AP.

Is he though?

He tows the woke line when it suits him, then takes pot shots when it doesnt.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Is he though?

He tows the woke line when it suits him, then takes pot shots when it doesnt.

You said woke. Elmer has a hatred of women like Brooke.
Smith and Lambchampagne are annoying tossers.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

It's not really sporting to make fun out of people with intellectual and or physical disabilities mate.

You ever met someone with Tourettes ?

I haven't, but I can only imagine how hard their life must be at times, especially if they had it as kids/going to school etc

You're better than this AP.

Yeah I've met Billy Eilish

 

[Trouto]

You said woke. Elmer has a hatred of women like Brooke.
Smith and Lambchampagne are annoying tossers.

Yeah, whenever Smith raises his bat for another ton i think "tosser"

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

You said woke. Elmer has a hatred of women like Brooke.
Smith and Lambchampagne are annoying tossers.

Lol. I don't hate Brooke, just don't like influencers like her, Nadia Bartel and Bec Judd who are a bad role model for young girls/women.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Yeah, whenever Smith raises his bat for another ton i think "tosser"

I think 'cheat'.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Lol. I don't hate Brooke, just don't like influencers like her, Nadia Bartel and Bec Judd who are a bad role model for young girls/women.

Brooke doesn't partake of the nose beers .

 

[Trouto]

I think cheat

Nah, Warner was the leader of that incident, Smith was either complicate or too weak to stand up to him

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Nah, Warner was the leader of that incident, Smith was either complicate or too weak to stand up to him

He is weak that is true. Australia's worst ever captain.

 

[Trouto]

Brooke doesn't partake of the nose beers .

yeah the Judds loved to dig into that stuff, like many in the footy world too i suspect.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Brooke doesn't partake of the nose beers .

Well maybe, but still annoying in her own way.

Let's just get back to talking about cricket tho

 

[Sam The Doc]

I am ......SO NERVOUS! (and very tired - 4:11am sleep is not quite an ideal routine)

Can we scrap 10 more runs out of Boland - His 15 minutes last night was top notch.

 

[Plugger35]

Why so impatient?

Afterall, you have been waiting a lifetime for your shitty failure of a footy team to win something.

God damn i love test cricket

Whatever the result is tonight it's been a great test and it's shaping up to be a great Ashes series, maybe the best one since 2005 which was a classic.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Why so impatient?

Afterall, you have been waiting a lifetime for your shitty failure of a footy team to win something.