Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

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Imagine at work, there's one girl you just want to bang and another girl you would like to date and at least two other girls who want to bang you and there's a Christmas party coming up.

That's awkward.
Not awkward, you'll end up with the ugly fat one

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Not awkward, you'll end up with the ugly fat one

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The one I wanna date is ten years younger.
The one I wanna bang 20 younger, probably will shortly.
1 of the ones who want me 8 years older
There's a number of others who would go there. Not all Single lol.

Life hack tip time, if you find a fat ugly one with a good job and good personalty. Learn how to Pleasure her and your life will be sweet
 
The one I wanna date is ten years younger.
The one I wanna bang 20 younger, probably will shortly.
1 of the ones who want me 8 years older
There's a number of others who would go there. Not all Single lol.

Life hack tip time, if you find a fat ugly one with a good job and good personalty. Learn how to Pleasure her and your life will be sweet

I remember my granddad telling me a story of when he picked up a larger woman at a pub - later years in life. He was German background and loved a drink. Anyway gave me this advice.

“Oh boy. Don’t ever be afraid of the fat ones. They are always the most grateful”
 

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As I approach 30 I really hope the option is there for birds 10 years my youth. Sadly I don't think they will be/are :tearsofjoy:

I absolute mean no offence but when i was 20, the thought of a 30 year old was like damn hes old af.

And now im nearing 40 same deal- piss off if im hooking up with a 50 yo.

I KNOW i am a complete hypocrite. I know.
 
As I approach 30 I really hope the option is there for birds 10 years my youth. Sadly I don't think they will be/are :tearsofjoy:

You never know. Relationships are like professional sport.

Sport: You start young and do whatever it takes to make it. You find your spot, stay loyal and it's fun and games, you're getting $$$ (think rookie player).
Relation: first g/bf. It's "love". PDAs and lots of reckless and exuberant physical contact. Do whatever makes him/her happy.

Sport: The career starts to stagnate, team doesnt achieve much success, as others are achieving elsewhere.
Relation: Your associates are sowing their oats far and wide. You have your comfy relationship.

Sport: Your mind wanders as you make the hard call to separate from your first (want to play for trophies). You're older now, not as much stamina, speed or strength but more attuned at using your grey matter and savvy (think Cam Smith). Neglected so far in your career, but now do anything to achieve in the short space of time remaining
Relation: You call it quits. There's an oldie, fattie in sight. Neglected so far in your life, you take the option and hand in any dignity you may have had. Match of convenience, but ultimately its your last chance.
 
As I approach 30 I really hope the option is there for birds 10 years my youth. Sadly I don't think they will be/are :tearsofjoy:
Are you rich? :cool:

The one thing I've found as I've got older is I have just much chance with the younger women as I did back when I was that age. Zero.
Its one advantage of being proper fugly, we don't lose our sex appeal as you get older.
 
I absolute mean no offence but when i was 20, the thought of a 30 year old was like damn hes old af.

And now im nearing 40 same deal- piss off if im hooking up with a 50 yo.

I KNOW i am a complete hypocrite. I know.

I found older women attractive when i was younger - at 25, i wouldnt hesitate going for a 35 if she was half decent.

Wouldnt touch a 50 yr old now though (12 years my senior)

Actually always found a lived in body reasonably attractive rather than a skinny bag of bones. Lived in like they have had kids and while still in decent shape wont be that perfect body - thighs, tummy a bit bigger than they would want in a perfect world etc.
 

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