Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[bok_party]

Went on a date last week. Said we’d meet for a drink near the coast and then she said “could you have picked a busier place?” I thought she meant she wanted that so I suggested somewhere busier. Instead she meant come to the place she was house sitting.

I made sure she was fine with that and she said it was cause she gets anxious in first dates in public.

Got there and chatted for a while and then eventually it got to a make out sesh and then we started undressing.

She then grabbed me and put me inside her, which I of course was happy to do but then a couple mins after, she changed her mind and didn’t want to have sex in her aunty’s place that she was housesitting. Which again was fine but she instigated that part.

We both had early starts so went out seperate ways but the whole week she’d been over texting and it was getting to the point that she was predicting a ghosting on day 2 of the week because I hadn’t responded in a couple of hours. I had a lot of work to do before I left for Vietnam so was getting through all that.

 

[Shell]

Went on a date last week. Said we’d meet for a drink near the coast and then she said “could you have picked a busier place?” I thought she meant she wanted that so I suggested somewhere busier. Instead she meant come to the place she was house sitting.

I made sure she was fine with that and she said it was cause she gets anxious in first dates in public.

Got there and chatted for a while and then eventually it got to a make out sesh and then we started undressing.

She then grabbed me and put me inside her, which I of course was happy to do but then a couple mins after, she changed her mind and didn’t want to have sex in her aunty’s place that she was housesitting. Which again was fine but she instigated that part.

We both had early starts so went out seperate ways but the whole week she’d been over texting and it was getting to the point that she was predicting a ghosting on day 2 of the week because I hadn’t responded in a couple of hours. I had a lot of work to do before I left for Vietnam so was getting through all that.

Stay away.

Do not pass go. Do not collect $200

What a freak

 

[troybe]

Went on a date last week. Said we’d meet for a drink near the coast and then she said “could you have picked a busier place?” I thought she meant she wanted that so I suggested somewhere busier. Instead she meant come to the place she was house sitting.

I made sure she was fine with that and she said it was cause she gets anxious in first dates in public.

Got there and chatted for a while and then eventually it got to a make out sesh and then we started undressing.

She then grabbed me and put me inside her, which I of course was happy to do but then a couple mins after, she changed her mind and didn’t want to have sex in her aunty’s place that she was housesitting. Which again was fine but she instigated that part.

We both had early starts so went out seperate ways but the whole week she’d been over texting and it was getting to the point that she was predicting a ghosting on day 2 of the week because I hadn’t responded in a couple of hours. I had a lot of work to do before I left for Vietnam so was getting through all that.

I read Could you have picked a busier place in Chandler Bing’s voice

 

[bok_party]

Stay away.

Do not pass go. Do not collect $200

What a freak

Yeah that’s the kinda vibe I was getting too. I hate the term red flags but…. Seems pretty red and waving furiously.

 

[Shell]

Yeah that’s the kinda vibe I was getting too. I hate the term red flags but…. Seems pretty red and waving furiously.

Look I'm not saying anything about changing her mind about sex.. it's more the let's first meet in a house rather than public like wtf

And the over texting.

 

[burge13]

Look I'm not saying anything about changing her mind about sex.. it's more the let's first meet in a house rather than public like wtf

And the over texting.

Predicting the ghosting over a slower reply is weird as well. Very needy

 

[Shell]

Predicting the ghosting over a slower reply is weird as well. Very needy

Extremely.

 

[Shell]

I sometimes take an entire day to reply to txts. I am in class all day

 

[Chris_6678]

Sounds like she put you in her for those few mins to rope you in!

.... Def run!

 

[the_interloper]

Went on a date last week. Said we’d meet for a drink near the coast and then she said “could you have picked a busier place?” I thought she meant she wanted that so I suggested somewhere busier. Instead she meant come to the place she was house sitting.

I made sure she was fine with that and she said it was cause she gets anxious in first dates in public.

Got there and chatted for a while and then eventually it got to a make out sesh and then we started undressing.

She then grabbed me and put me inside her, which I of course was happy to do but then a couple mins after, she changed her mind and didn’t want to have sex in her aunty’s place that she was housesitting. Which again was fine but she instigated that part.

We both had early starts so went out seperate ways but the whole week she’d been over texting and it was getting to the point that she was predicting a ghosting on day 2 of the week because I hadn’t responded in a couple of hours. I had a lot of work to do before I left for Vietnam so was getting through all that.

I would give her a wide berth based on what you've said.

(Did laugh at "which I of course was happy to do")

 

[bok_party]

Look I'm not saying anything about changing her mind about sex.. it's more the let's first meet in a house rather than public like wtf

And the over texting.

Yeah the sex thing I had no issue with it was exactly what you said.

 

[Shell]

Yeah the sex thing I had no issue with it was exactly what you said.

You sound like a nice guy. Find a non freak nice girl

 

[bok_party]

I would give her a wide berth based on what you've said.

(Did laugh at "which I of course was happy to do")

Yeah that’s my feeling too although I said that maybe we’d reconvene after my trip in the hope the space will give me a nice way to get out. She said she hadn’t dated for a year so perhaps that’s why she was so clingy.

Haha I didn’t know how else to phrase it

 

[bok_party]

You sound like a nice guy. Find a non freak nice girl

Story of my life. I somehow just attract them.

 

[bok_party]

Predicting the ghosting over a slower reply is weird as well. Very needy

I put it down to her having some bad experiences previously. She probably needs someone to put some boundaries down when she meets someone to help soothe her anxiety.

 

[Shell]

Story of my life. I somehow just attract them.

While I don't attract the freak male, I instead attract the "unavailable don't want to date you" kind.

Not for a while tho... Hasn't been anything, period, for a bit lol.

 

[faible]

Went on a date last week. Said we’d meet for a drink near the coast and then she said “could you have picked a busier place?” I thought she meant she wanted that so I suggested somewhere busier. Instead she meant come to the place she was house sitting.

I made sure she was fine with that and she said it was cause she gets anxious in first dates in public.

Got there and chatted for a while and then eventually it got to a make out sesh and then we started undressing.

She then grabbed me and put me inside her, which I of course was happy to do but then a couple mins after, she changed her mind and didn’t want to have sex in her aunty’s place that she was housesitting. Which again was fine but she instigated that part.

We both had early starts so went out seperate ways but the whole week she’d been over texting and it was getting to the point that she was predicting a ghosting on day 2 of the week because I hadn’t responded in a couple of hours. I had a lot of work to do before I left for Vietnam so was getting through all that.

This is the content I’m here for.

Also, run far and fast. Do not go back.

 

[Billy ray]

Nah go all in. We need more content. Double down. Make the crazy think you are crazy.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Sorry.

Hey once on the same site was talking to a guy, I actually went in person to Luna Park to meet him. Stood there for half an hour waiting for this bloke to show, was obviously wasting my time.

You sure he didn't show? Maybe you were just dazzled by his big ol' pearly whites

 

[bok_party]

Nah go all in. We need more content. Double down. Make the crazy think you are crazy.

It’s very tempting….haven’t had a proper shag in over a month….

 

[the_interloper]

Nah go all in. We need more content. Double down. Make the crazy think you are crazy.

I agree, I’m doing a lot of heavy lifting with my made up stories

 

[Shell]

It’s very tempting….haven’t had a proper shag in over a month….

I could do a month standing on my fooking head mate..

 

[Shell]

No need for sady face Loper- it's really my own fault.

 

[the_interloper]

Righto in the interests of providing content, here you go. Not really a flirting story but it made me laugh.

This is again from the races last week, I reckon there were 70% women in our marquee for some reason. Anyway we were chatting to two shielas, both married and had snuck into the marquee. I didn't care, I didn't pay for our tickets anyway.

One of the women was talking about how she had just started working again and she needed her husband to help out more around the house. It was fine that she did more housework when it was only him working, but now she needed more help. I just listened, nodded at appropriate times etc.

Anyway once she'd started talking I asked her why he should do more housework. She looked at me stunned and I pointed out that was what the wife should be doing, the man shouldn't have to do the housework.

She fired right up, "are you serious right now", I thought she was about to drop me. I let it hang for a bit and then admitted I was ****ing around. Not sure why I enjoy doing shit like this but there you have it.

TL;DR I am also a real life troll.

 

[Mofra]

Righto in the interests of providing content, here you go. Not really a flirting story but it made me laugh.

This is again from the races last week, I reckon there were 70% women in our marquee for some reason. Anyway we were chatting to two shielas, both married and had snuck into the marquee. I didn't care, I didn't pay for our tickets anyway.

One of the women was talking about how she had just started working again and she needed her husband to help out more around the house. It was fine that she did more housework when it was only him working, but now she needed more help. I just listened, nodded at appropriate times etc.

Anyway once she'd started talking I asked her why he should do more housework. She looked at me stunned and I pointed out that was what the wife should be doing, the man shouldn't have to do the housework.

She fired right up, "are you serious right now", I thought she was about to drop me. I let it hang for a bit and then admitted I was ******* around. Not sure why I enjoy doing s**t like this but there you have it.

TL;DR I am also a real life troll.

This you?