Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[the_interloper]

This you?

That's amazing, and yes it's me, right down to the shit eating grin ha ha

 

[Shell]

Righto in the interests of providing content, here you go. Not really a flirting story but it made me laugh.

This is again from the races last week, I reckon there were 70% women in our marquee for some reason. Anyway we were chatting to two shielas, both married and had snuck into the marquee. I didn't care, I didn't pay for our tickets anyway.

One of the women was talking about how she had just started working again and she needed her husband to help out more around the house. It was fine that she did more housework when it was only him working, but now she needed more help. I just listened, nodded at appropriate times etc.

Anyway once she'd started talking I asked her why he should do more housework. She looked at me stunned and I pointed out that was what the wife should be doing, the man shouldn't have to do the housework.

She fired right up, "are you serious right now", I thought she was about to drop me. I let it hang for a bit and then admitted I was ******* around. Not sure why I enjoy doing s**t like this but there you have it.

TL;DR I am also a real life troll.

When my bf was around the house we always split the tasks. ie. if I cooked dinner, he washed the dishes.

I would expect the same kind of deal in any relationship tbh, its not that difficult.

 

[burge13]

When my bf was around the house we always split the tasks. ie. if I cooked dinner, he washed the dishes.

I would expect the same kind of deal in any relationship tbh, its not that difficult.

I despise cooking, my all time least favourite thing to do. Cant stand being in the kitchen in general but cooking is the pits

I just pray who I end up with likes cooking. I'll do the dishes, mow lawns, laundry, mop, anything. Just please, please, please cook/prep meals lol.

 

[Shell]

I despise cooking, my all time least favourite thing to do. Cant stand being in the kitchen in general but cooking is the pits

I just pray who I end up with likes cooking. I'll do the dishes, mow lawns, laundry, mop, anything. Just please, please, please cook/prep meals lol.

Oh same here, i hate cooking. Cooking for one sucks ass, but for two isnt that much different or better.

Much prefer the cleaning.

 

[the_interloper]

When my bf was around the house we always split the tasks. ie. if I cooked dinner, he washed the dishes.

I would expect the same kind of deal in any relationship tbh, its not that difficult.

I mean it's the right answer, but it would have been less fun had I said this.

 

[Shell]

I love baking tho

 

[Shell]

I mean it's the right answer, but it would have been less fun had I said this.

Of course. I'm just saying..

 

[the_interloper]

I despise cooking, my all time least favourite thing to do. Cant stand being in the kitchen in general but cooking is the pits

I just pray who I end up with likes cooking. I'll do the dishes, mow lawns, laundry, mop, anything. Just please, please, please cook/prep meals lol.

Oh same here, i hate cooking. Cooking for one sucks ass, but for two isnt that much different or better.

Much prefer the cleaning.

I love cooking and am pretty good at in general, my wife hates it so it works well for us.

 

[Shell]

If your bf/husband is such a slob or mummy's boy, then its your fault for marrying him tbh.

 

[burge13]

I mean it's the right answer, but it would have been less fun had I said this.

Every car crash we see when with parents (tv, carpool, anywhere) me or my brother say "bet it's a woman". Fires mum up every single time.

SIL used to bite but no longer. We need a new troll

 

[74561347]

I once tried to pick up a woman by telling her I was a friend of her dad

My sister now gives me weird looks and hasn't spoken to me since

 

[Shell]

I once tried to pick up a woman by telling her I was a friend of her dad

My sister now gives me weird looks and hasn't spoken to me since

 

[the_interloper]

I once tried to pick up a woman by telling her I was a friend of her dad

My sister now gives me weird looks and hasn't spoken to me since

I wish you posted more often

(no one EVER says that to me)

 

[Shell]

I wish you posted more often

+1.

He reminds me of another brilliant poster who left BF a while ago.

 

[the_interloper]

+1.

He reminds me of another brilliant poster who left BF a while ago.

Crowie has been gone for like 7 years now, get over it!

(I'm not over it, I miss him)

 

[Shell]

Crowie has been gone for like 7 years now, get over it!

(I'm not over it, I miss him)

It was a Geelong poster by the name of HaywoodJablome

I met him IRL, i was really nervous thought he'd be a nutter (no offence 74), he turned out to be a really funny + good bloke.

 

[blackshadow]

Crowie has been gone for like 7 years now, get over it!

(I'm not over it, I miss him)

A good dishpig is hard to find.

 

[Shell]

A good dishpig is hard to find.

So are Oroton Umbrellas

 

[the_interloper]

A good dishpig is hard to find.

That's what made it so epic, I openly admitted my bottle shop job in the past, he was onto me about that for some time i reckon. I mean I didn't care, but finding out what he actually did, yeah, love it.

(still miss him)

 

[Shell]

That's what made it so epic, I openly admitted my bottle shop job in the past, he was onto me about that for some time i reckon. I mean I didn't care, but finding out what he actually did, yeah, love it.

(still miss him)

He was such an arseh*le wasnt he. A snob.

 

[Shell]

*or he could be.

 

[Shell]

I actually don't miss CE at all. A lot better posters than him that have gone by the wayside.

 

[Over The Post]

When my bf was around the house we always split the tasks. ie. if I cooked dinner, he washed the dishes.

Funny you should say that, when I cook tea the hot frypans and baking dishes and saucepans are given a quick scrub under the hot tap, they are then clean and put on the stove to dry while we have tea. She gets to wash the plates and cutlery.

When she cooks I inherit a ****ing huge pile of cold greasy pans with baked-on crud, and (my personal favourite) anything made of plastic is put in the half-filled-sink underneath the fattiest, oiliest pot or container so not only do I have to slosh around in the shitwater to pull the plug out and drain everything off before I can wash it, all the plastic stuff has a greasy oily coating that requires mega scrubbing in hot soapy water to get it clean.

I shit you not, washing the dishes and wiping the stove etc can take a good 35 minutes, usually when I'm tired and on my way to bed before thinking "ah **** I didn't do the dishes." And that twenty minutes to half an hour thoroughly wakes me up...

 

[Over The Post]

I once tried to pick up a woman by telling her I was a friend of her dad

My sister now gives me weird looks and hasn't spoken to me since

Ah, I've missed you...

 

[Shell]

Funny you should say that, when I cook tea the hot frypans and baking dishes and saucepans are given a quick scrub under the hot tap, they are then clean and put on the stove to dry while we have tea. She gets to wash the plates and cutlery.

When she cooks I inherit a ******* huge pile of cold greasy pans with baked-on crud, and (my personal favourite) anything made of plastic is put in the half-filled-sink underneath the fattiest, oiliest pot or container so not only do I have to slosh around in the shitwater to pull the plug out and drain everything off before I can wash it, all the plastic stuff has a greasy oily coating that requires mega scrubbing in hot soapy water to get it clean.

I s**t you not, washing the dishes and wiping the stove etc can take a good 35 minutes, usually when I'm tired and on my way to bed before thinking "ah * I didn't do the dishes." And that twenty minutes to half an hour thoroughly wakes me up...

I rarely cook stuff that needs more than one pot or frypan. That's how lazy a cook I am.

I just soak everything in soapy hot water for a couple of hours. Barely have to do any actual washing of dishes, it's more rinsing