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flggr Bae 13's Worst AFL player 2022 (The Anthony Rocca Medal)
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Can you make a strong case that he was worse than anyone on the poll?
One is an awful human being, habitual loser and suspected sheep worrier with a terrible haircut and questionable personal hygiene
The other plays for Essendon and laid 0 tackles
The other plays for Essendon and laid 0 tackles
Grand Uncle Horace
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I always think of him as Johnny Gunston-
Gunston is one of my all time favourite players. He aint no Jack.
James Colorado
Making a Mess in Aisle 10
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Since the end of March if you have been bored enough to venture over to the main bored you may have noticed a thread posted by a mega D/H posing the question "Noah Balta - Does he have the AFL's rarest skill set?"
Despite the OP being laughed off the site it is an interesting case study into the mind of the delusion suffered by the Tugger community as a whole, though that is a topic for another day.
The answer to the question of course being no, he is a one trick pony who is only arguably passable as a lock down defender. His dependence on athleticism despite not having a name like Allir, Daw or Chol is concerning given that he has the IQ of a door knob and talent equal to Gilbert McAdam giving special comments. Dimma would apparently disagree, sending his lamb out to the slaughter in recent weeks playing Balta as a forward to what can only be described as highly comical results.
Richmond keep finding new and exciting ways to fail and this week it was Balta as the main culprit putting an exclamation point on his terrible performance by displaying his negative IQ and taking longer than his 30 seconds to kick a set shot in which a point would have broken the deadlock with around 2 minutes remaining in the game (Spoiler alert: the game ended in a draw!). This was compounded by his post-match interview where he basically shrugged his shoulders and said "oh well". Really inspiring stuff.
Quack Ginnivan polls for the second week in a row since recent rule changes have taken away his only trick with Tim Kelly who probably played the worst game of anyone for the entire year placed 3rd due to nobody understandably watching West Coast games (has anyone seen DanWA recently? I am concerned). If you don't believe me look up his stats lol.
Round 19 Results
Noah Balta (9TH) - 3
Jack Ginnivan (COLL) - 2
Tim Kelly (PERF) - 1
Dinsdale please remove the poll
Apparently zackah doesn't get my summons
Despite the OP being laughed off the site it is an interesting case study into the mind of the delusion suffered by the Tugger community as a whole, though that is a topic for another day.
The answer to the question of course being no, he is a one trick pony who is only arguably passable as a lock down defender. His dependence on athleticism despite not having a name like Allir, Daw or Chol is concerning given that he has the IQ of a door knob and talent equal to Gilbert McAdam giving special comments. Dimma would apparently disagree, sending his lamb out to the slaughter in recent weeks playing Balta as a forward to what can only be described as highly comical results.
Richmond keep finding new and exciting ways to fail and this week it was Balta as the main culprit putting an exclamation point on his terrible performance by displaying his negative IQ and taking longer than his 30 seconds to kick a set shot in which a point would have broken the deadlock with around 2 minutes remaining in the game (Spoiler alert: the game ended in a draw!). This was compounded by his post-match interview where he basically shrugged his shoulders and said "oh well". Really inspiring stuff.
Quack Ginnivan polls for the second week in a row since recent rule changes have taken away his only trick with Tim Kelly who probably played the worst game of anyone for the entire year placed 3rd due to nobody understandably watching West Coast games (has anyone seen DanWA recently? I am concerned). If you don't believe me look up his stats lol.
Round 19 Results
Noah Balta (9TH) - 3
Jack Ginnivan (COLL) - 2
Tim Kelly (PERF) - 1
Dinsdale please remove the poll
Apparently zackah doesn't get my summons
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Grand Uncle Horace
Shake down the thunder
I saw that complete debacle unfold. The OP struggled like a fishy on the line for a couple of days. It was truly awful to behold. In cases such as this Chief could save the obviously young poster by offering them the chance to take on a Benny.
Weideman 1 disposal 
Milkshake 1.3
Lobb 0.0
Tabernerrrrr 0.1
Milkshake 1.3
Lobb 0.0
Tabernerrrrr 0.1
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Weideman, oh god....Weideman. Might as well have played with 17 on the ground.
Lobb did **** all. Has checked out and thinking about the fat Doggies paycheck he's getting next year.
Taberner was worse than Weideman. At least Weideman kicked a goal.
Lobb did **** all. Has checked out and thinking about the fat Doggies paycheck he's getting next year.
Taberner was worse than Weideman. At least Weideman kicked a goal.
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Melksham deserves immunity for taking that Freo flogs jumper.Weideman 1 disposal
Milkshake 1.3
Lobb 0.0
Tabernerrrrr 0.1
Disagree but I’ll give him a pass for punching May
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Sicily
Mitchell
TBC
Mitchell
TBC
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Premiership Captain
Callum Brown
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Premiership Captain
Sidebottom
Howe
Georgiades
Howe
Georgiades
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Key “forwards” really sinking it up this round.
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Kosi
Breust
GunsTon
blanck
Breust
GunsTon
blanck
Grand Uncle Horace
Shake down the thunder
Green
Hopper
Whitfield
Hopper
Whitfield
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kosi
Gunston
Sissily
Gunston
Sissily
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Naughton
Bruce
Johannisen
Sniff
Bruce
Johannisen
Sniff
