Tony Lynn 15
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Lock in 12 eddie
Please welcome what could be our last rookie of S24 in billingsnumber.
Let's just say she knows an old friend.
Please pick a number not taken in the OP.
Welcome billingsnumber . Kohphi is shit. Also.. Want pr0n? Come see me. Want hookers? Come see me. Want drugs? Come see me. Want advice? **** off and ask Ant Bear
You are the rightful heirI can help with the pr0n.
Yeah right. says the guy who only made 35 posts last threadQuality > Quantity
i dont want any of those things but its lovely of you to offer. I feel very much at home nowWelcome billingsnumber . Kohphi is shit. Also.. Want pr0n? Come see me. Want hookers? Come see me. Want drugs? Come see me. Want advice? **** off and ask Ant Bear
I think you are too nice for this league.i dont want any of those things but its lovely of you to offer. I feel very much at home now
me too nice? Now that is simply not true...I think you are too nice for this league.
Just don't post any pr0n this timeme too nice? Now that is simply not true...
this time ?Just don't post any pr0n this time
I've made a template (adjusted one that I used with the Wonders) so I can do some at some point if needed. Was thinking of asking this week but am a bit busy atm. Will chop in in the futureBit of trouble with the game stats, hopefully they'll be up soon
1 : .01 {C} - KohPhi waits and wins the hitout
1 : .57 {lW} - TheCoach16 has it.
1 : 1.01 {lW} - Open goal!
1 : 2.52 {rW} - LicoriceAllsorts has possession.
1 : 2.57 {rW} - dogs105 nearly lost the ability to tie up his shoelaces. LicoriceAllsorts gets done for kicking in danger
1 : 3.44 {rHBF} - UnitedWarrior93 has it.
1 : 3.52 {rHBF} - UnitedWarrior93 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 3.54 {rW} - Another bounce taken by UnitedWarrior93
1 : 7.18 {C} - The ruck contest is won by KohPhi.
1 : 7.28 {C} - miggs is now off and running
1 : 7.39 {lHFF} - George presents.
1 : 7.43 {lHFF} - George can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 7.47 {lHFF} - George takes them on.
1 : 7.53 {lHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 7.57 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to iDon
1 : 10.46 {lHFF} - Someone call an ambulance for HaroLad. haydo23 lined him up and did the job well..ooohhh my..
1: 14.41 {rHFF} - Not enough pressure on iDon.
1 : 14.45 {rHFF} - Goes the torp..
1 : 14.51 {rHFF} - One for the highlight reel. What a goal by iDon
1 : 16.55 {FB} - Crunching tackle by miggs.
1 : 16.59 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 with all the time in the world.
1 : 17.06 {FF} - Sets sail for home..
1 : 17.1 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 likes it and so does the goal umpire
1 : 17.51 {lFP} - BEEG takes them on.
1 : 17.57 {lFP} - BEEG nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 18.51 {lHBF} - whitey_1975 crunched by iDon! whitey_1975 very slow to get up.
1 : 18.55 {rHFF} - Quality gather by iDon.
1 : 18.59 {rHFF} - Long handpass to the running HaroLad.
1 : 19.05 {rHFF} - HaroLad has time to take a bounce.
1 : 19.11 {rHFF} - This could be goal of the match.
1 : 19.15 {rHFF} - Fantastic goal from HaroLad
2 : 25.06 {C} - KohPhi wins the tap decisively
2 : 2.03 {lHFF} - George dances around TheBeardAmigos.
2 : 2.09 {lHFF} - That's gonna go mighty close!.
2 : 2.13 {lHFF} - That is the one the best goals I have seen
2: 4.23 {lHFF} - George scoops up the ball.
2 : 4.29 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to KohPhi.
2 : 4.33 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to miggs.
2 : 4.4 {lHFF} - miggs dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 4.43 {lHFF} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
2 : 4.48 {lHFF} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to miggs
2 : 11.07 {C} - Someone call an ambulance for NickCC. Tony Lynn 15 lined him up and did the job well
2 : 13.25 {lHFF} - UnitedWarrior93 will take this. No - he's dropped it
2 : 13.35 {CHB} - Shermy's tripped over his own feet and SweetD just has to pick the ball up next to him
2 : 15.06 {rHBF} - UnitedWarrior93 misjudges it and it's an easy mark to D_P_S
2 : 15.49 {lHBF} - KohPhi holds Bucking Beads out of the contest right in front of the umpire
2 : 24.12 {rHFF} - beez picks it up on the bounce.
2 : 24.18 {FF} - He sends the ball to PhenomenalV1.
2 : 24.22 {FF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
2 : 24.27 {FF} - The bounce favours PhenomenalV1 and he is off and running.
2 : 24.34 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 24.37 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 opens up the goalface.
2 : 24.43 {FF} - It's going to result in a goal. Goal to PhenomenalV1
3 : 1.22 {lW} - TheCoach16 streaming down the ground.
3 : 1.28 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 1.32 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 1.38 {lHFF} - HaroLad backs himself for a shot on goal.
3 : 1.42 {lHFF} - Unconvincing kicking style from HaroLad and just one point.
3 : 2.07 {lHFF} - With the ball is George.
3 : 2.13 {lHFF} - Handballs over the top to HaroLad.
3 : 2.17 {lFP} - Passes to BEEG by hand.
3 : 2.21 {lFP} - BEEG wants a goal.
3 : 2.28 {lFP} - BEEG wants a goal! Or maybe a behind. Great behind
3 : 3.02 {rBP} - ClarkeM ran into BEEG and came off second-best.
3 : 3.07 {lFP} - BEEG with a moment to look downfield.
3 : 3.13 {lFP} - He has a bounce.
3 : 3.17 {lFP} - BEEG from point blank range.
3 : 3.21 {lFP} - That takes BEEG's goal tally to 1.
3 : 9.45 {lBP} - HoweDanGood has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 9.51 {lBP} - HoweDanGood dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 9.55 {rHBF} - He kicks towards UnitedWarrior93 and D_P_S
3 : 11.54 {lW} - LicoriceAllsorts might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on dogs105. Play on is the call
3 : 15.45 {rFP} - So HumanMeatball ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 15.49 {rFP} - HumanMeatball lines up the sticks.
3 : 15.53 {rFP} - HumanMeatball adds a minor score to his team's total
3 : 20.52 {rW} - Spoilt by TheCoach16.
3 : 20.56 {lW} - TheCoach16 is now off and running.
3 : 21.02 {lW} - William Wonka gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
3 : 21.06 {rW} - Not enough pressure on William Wonka.
3 : 21.1 {rW} - William Wonka sees an open goal.
3 : 21.17 {rW} - Punched through for a point by TheCoach16
4 : 3.5 {FF} - Kicks to a contest - PhenomenalV1 looks to get to the front.
4 : 3.54 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 spills the mark.
4 : 4 {FF} - Running with the ball is PhenomenalV1.
4 : 4.04 {FF} - PhenomenalV1 slams the ball at goal.
4 : 4.1 {FF} - Miraculous goal to PhenomenalV1
4 : 4.29 {rW} - William Wonka is chased down by TheCoach16 - great effort!.
4 : 4.35 {lW} - The bounce favours TheCoach16 and he is off and running.
4 : 4.4 {lW} - Long handpass to the running KohPhi.
4 : 4.46 {lW} - KohPhi fifty-five out - backs himself.
4 : 4.5 {lW} - He's kicked a sausage roll
4 : 12.58 {rFP} - So HumanMeatball ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 13.02 {rFP} - HumanMeatball eye's the goals and has a shot.
4 : 13.06 {rFP} - HumanMeatball's kick is close. A goal
4 : 23.39 {rW} - LicoriceAllsorts scoops up the ball.
4 : 23.45 {lHFF} - A flat punt.
4 : 23.49 {lHFF} - Ohhh George! You beauty! Sensational grab..
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ROUND 1 POSTING STATS
I'll be doing these again this season, but just to clarify to the rookies Quality > Quantity. I know the message that is sent by doing these stats, and you can be assured that a much bigger emphasis is placed upon posting quality than quantity.
- BEEG was absolutely incredible on his debut, hands down one of, if not the best debut match thread I've ever seen. Well done mate, keep this up and we might have an EKA medalist on our hands.
- Tony Lynn 15 and KohPhi clearly didn't suffer from a premiership hangover, they've picked up right where they left off. Good stuff lads.
- LicoriceAllsorts was in fine form against his old side, I enjoyed his comments.
- miggs, TheCoach16, PhenomenalV1 and Trust_in_sps also got off to a flying start, please keep it up.
- Megastar Citroin had a week to forget, he'd better pick it up or else he'll be spending a week in the ressies.
- Dawn to Dark will be good coming back into this week
- I'd love to see more of Shermy, HoweDanGood, HumanMeatball and Daniel McL this week
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Hello lads and ladettes, welcome to my weekly match review, "Talking KohPhi".In this review, I will go through the previous game played, interview special guests, introduce a couple of new segmemts throughout the season and update everyone on the Poster of the Year award. Our first competition is let's re-name this award as the name sounds pretty shit. Send me your ideas.
Anyway, let's look back at our game against the Wonders
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In damp and windy conditions, both sides ran out onto Abdu Prison hoping to start the season off with a win. Bombers skipper Harolad won the toss and elected to kick to the Halal st end..
We pick up proceedings at the first bounce
Nothing unusual there, KohPhi starts where he finished off last season, with a dominant tap against Nakia.
It didn't take long for TheCoach16 to make his mark with a booming left foot drop punt that pierced the sticks halfway up from 50 out.
The ball was being played between the arcs, the wind playing havoc with both sides skill levels. LicoriceAllsorts, former Wonders Captain decided to hit the contest with aggression.
New Bombers recruit UnitedWarrior93 showed why he was chased hard in the off season with a show of skill and dash that will endear him to the Bombers faithful for many seasons to come
The game hadn't reached great heights, but this piece of play showed that the Premiership hangover was a thing of the past with multiple Bombers involved
The Bombers were starting to take control but Wonders skipper haydo23 wasn't having a bar of it..
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Bomber wily veteran iDon wasn't getting flustered..
miggs, who was dominating the contested ball handed PhenomenalV1 his first major
At this point, rookie sensation BEEG got his first nervous touch.
And to finish the qtr, a great team goal again instigated by some tough work from iDon with HaroLad finishing truly..
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Baghdad Bombers : 4.1.25
West Coast Wonders : 1.1.7
The start of the 2nd qtr was eerily familiar..
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George entered the fray with some individual brilliance..
Followed by a passage of play that had Bombers Coach Fatima changing her burqua.
iDon again bringing the rookies into the game.
[quote!2 : 7.26 {FB} - Nobody's checking iDon.
2 : 7.33 {lHBF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to Daniel McL.
2 : 7.39 {lHBF} - Daniel McL spills the mark.
2 : 7.43 {lHBF} - Daniel McL sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running
oh yeah i think he did mention that. i thought miggs was talking about me hahaDidn't he tell you how he was banned?
oh yeah i think he did mention that. i thought miggs was talking about me haha
I was actually referring to billingsnumber BEING hoooops.