Banter Banter thread Part 1 - Opposition fans welcome - let's have fun

[MrsEddieBetts]

To do what? Coach?

 

[Doss]

To throw buckets of fried rice at Stephen Quarterbrain.

 

[Quazza]

To do what? Coach?

he's probably still a better option in the forward 50 than Vickery

 

[TheCoach16]

he's probably still a better option in the forward 50 than Vickery

Did you say a better option in the forward 50 than Vickery???....

 

[LanceRomance]

Did you say a better option in the forward 50 than Vickery???....View attachment 254689

Vickery mauls us every time. then he lies dormant.

 

[TheCoach16]

Vickery mauls us every time. then he lies dormant.

Worst footballer EVER !

 

[LanceRomance]

Worst footballer EVER !

then how does he do what he does to the best club ever?

 

[TheCoach16]

then how does he do what he does to the best club ever?

Even a busted watch is right twice a day. Let's see how he goes next time we play them. Weitering and Plowman won't let him get a kick...

That's IF he's playing AFL footy next year.

 

[vjknight]

ChrisKaias

#Sportslaw breaking! #Pechstein loses in front of the BGH! #Arbitration

you wish to explain the significance ?

#handitbackjobe

 

[LanceRomance]

ChrisKaias

#Sportslaw breaking! #Pechstein loses in front of the BGH! #Arbitration

you wish to explain the significance ?

#handitbackjobe

Jobe probably couldnt give it back even if he wanted to.. his dad probably wears it.

 

[vjknight]

https://translate.google.com/transl...rt=3&nr=74892&pos=0&anz=97&edit-text=&act=url

like your work chris

 

[Robbo's my hero]

You can't double up on #eco

#eco

Is that boat floating on tiger tears?

 

[Robbo's my hero]

Hey Aphrodite the soccer was pretty slow last night. Every time the Greeks got a corner, they wanted to put a fish and chip shop on it!

 

[vjknight]

Hey Aphrodite the soccer was pretty slow last night. Every time the Greeks got a corner, they wanted to put a fish and chip shop on it!

OMG didnt that joke die in 1977......or 2004 when they won euro.

dont follow socca at all, but i do LOL every time the greeks progress further than the italians in any tournament.

 

[Aphrodite]

OMG didnt that joke die in 1977......or 2004 when they won euro.

dont follow socca at all, but i do LOL every time the greeks progress further than the italians in any tournament.

So do I veej.

 

[Aphrodite]

Hey Aphrodite the soccer was pretty slow last night. Every time the Greeks got a corner, they wanted to put a fish and chip shop on it!

That's a real oldie Robbo.

Hardly any Greeks own fish & chip shops anymore.

 

[CFC_JP]

You can't double up on #eco

#eco

Your mob were stinking it up in here all summer. You tend to not visit us much nowadays.

I wonder why (let me guess #eco ?)

 

[_Wang_]

Your mob were stinking it up in here all summer. You tend to not visit us much nowadays.

I wonder why (let me guess #eco ?)

Supporters who are checked in have thin skins, when you are #eco not a lot bothers you..

#eco

 

[Doss]

Maybe they just really the sport of downhill skiing.

 

[_Wang_]

Maybe they just really the sport of downhill skiing.

Following the #eco hashtag Doss?

 

[Doss]

Following the #eco hashtag Doss?

Of course. I am #eci to the #eco.

 

[_Wang_]

Of course. I am #eci to the #eco.

#eco

 

[HBF]

To do what? Coach?

Lead their footy department to find a new coach. Problem is, there is only one Clarko.

 

[Weiterbot23]

I just wanted to get everyone's opinion on this?

Should we employ a coach with no idea about football and give him a 3 year extension despite him holding the record for most games coached without a finals win?

Should we as a supporter group dump manure on the club & mircowave our memberships to the point that the officials feel so pressured that they recruit for finals appearances to shut us up and give up any hope of winning a premiership?

Should we draft the player with smallest heart we can find, then make him our captain? Then celebrate his finals efforts of losing to 9th, winning the toss and kicking against a 10 goals breeze and amassing 3 kicks in a game?

Should we be so bad at recruiting that the pick directly after ours usually turns out better than the no1 pick? (Pavlich, Fyfe, Heppel, Cripps)

Should we form a group with a really witty name like "the grog squad" and come up with delusional chants about Jack Rewioldt being better than Nick?

Please discuss...

 

[Moe B]

Wow Richmond will love this...