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[Bastyy]

Welcome one and all to the number one news source in the Sweet F.A!

Over the course of Season 33 you will see plenty of news, lists, quizzes and even more fun from BastFeed, a new and exciting news corporation built to deliver YOU the most exciting content in the Sweet F.A.

Get ready to learn the dirty secrets of the SFA's elite, as well as all the drama from the upcoming admin race, as we prepare to have a new leader who will mercilessly rule over us like a tyrant

BastFeed is ImissFrosty approved!

We hope to see you interacting with all the content BastFeed produces in 2022!

 

[Bastyy]

News
-We Took Metalcrusher and NaturalDisaster And Put Them Together In The Same Room. We Also Locked It And Threw Away The Key
-Two Decades Later, No One Knows What The Hell A Gumby Is
-Thank God: A Simmer Just Started Posting, Meaning The Match Thread Is Finally Over
-Come On! This Match Thread Poster Is Sleeping With Your Mother
-Local Poster Incredibly Excited To Do A Will Smith Hitting Chris Rock Reference At The Mobbs Medal
-EXCLUSIVE: Disgraced Captain Developing New Stats Thread To Fix Post-To-Like Ratio
-Amazing! This Mod Team Fought Accusations Of Nepotism By Hiring Guy Who Was Modding Two Years Ago

Lists
-5 Things We Want To See The Next Admin Implement
-Fine. Here's a Breastfeeding Article You Freaks
-Top 5 Things You Could Do On A Monday While Waiting For A Match Thread
-Battle of the Co-Captains: Who Would Win?
-Top 5 SFA Inspired Baby Names
-Ranking the SFA Admin Candidates Based On Their Response To The Russian-Ukraine Conflict

Images
-SHOULD THE MOUNT BULLER DEMONS REBRAND TO TEAM PUMP?
-ELTON JOHNS WIG SAID WHAT?

 

[U2tigers]

Why do I keep seeing it as Breastfeed?

Funny how the mind works.

 

[Senor M]

I expected this thread to be about Bastyy eating a KFC 3-Piece Feed.

Am disappointed. May not read again.

 

[Bastyy]

5 Things We Want To See The Next Admin Implement

The upcoming admin race is incredibly exciting. We are set to see the coronation of the SFA's next great leader, and it could be anyone from PMBangers to Pickitt, or maybe a wildcard like Metalcrusher! Here's a list of 5 things we NEED to see in the next admin regime

1. If a post gets no likes, the Admin will delete it

Common reaction after reading a Headless post
Quality over quantity or quantity over quality, it's an argument as old as time. What we hope to see from our next Admin is more quality posts. If your post about what you did today or your one word response to another post gets no likes then your post will be deleted once and for all. This rewards quality posters, and punishes the non-quality posters by making sure they are not heard nor are they seen

2. A second Bombers team

Will the Bombers second team see more success than their first team?

Everyone at the Bombers is a loveable rascal, and it's time we see a second Bombers team. Personally I'm hoping it's filled with ever Bomber that has left in the past 3 seasons (that should probably make up the minimum requirement of 22 posters). We could also rig the sim in the second Bombers team favour, just to make the first team that little bit more jealous

3. The end of the nerd club

Pictured: PMBangers

This writer is tired of the bullying that we see coming out of the Nerd Club on a daily basis, and I hope that we finally see the end of what has been a rotten rule by these geeks. In a perfect world, the next admin will come in and destroy the nerd club, as well as permanently ban Suns Supreme because he bullied Bastyy a little too hard that one time

4. Less games

The season is just TOO long!

Admit it, you hate being in the SFA, we all do! Not a single person in this league has had fun once, and I know just how to fix that. The less games we have, the more fun we have! Alternatively, we could just run a random number generator between 1 and 12, and the two numbers that come out decide the teams that play in the grand final

5. Perma-death in the sim

This will be your headstone when you die in Qootball

There are too many posters in the Sweet FA, while the next admin could just ban half of all posters, that wouldn't be fun! Nor would it be left up to random chance. Instead, we should see the introduction of a new sim (Perhaps the one being made by Kennedy Parker?) that gives the opportunity for these virtual qootballers to die on the field. If you die in the game, you're permanently banned from the SFA, never to be seen again! This will help get rid of those players who have been in the league far too long, and leave more room for more fun and exciting posters like CrimsonViolet or BLUEALLTHRU

 

[Supersuns]

Bastyy is now an enemy of the state.

 

[Bastyy]

Bastyy is now an enemy of the state.

Oh no! This message will be passed on to BastFeed Support

 

[PMBangers]

5. Perma-death in the sim

This will be your headstone when you die in Qootball

There are too many posters in the Sweet FA, while the next admin could just ban half of all posters, that wouldn't be fun! Nor would it be left up to random chance. Instead, we should see the introduction of a new sim (Perhaps the one being made by @Kennedy Parker?) that gives the opportunity for these virtual qootballers to die on the field. If you die in the game, you're permanently banned from the SFA, never to be seen again! This will help get rid of those players who have been in the league far too long, and leave more room for more fun and exciting posters like @CrimsonViolet or @BLUEALLTHRU

There's another online league that simulates a sport with this feature, I've forgotten what it is but the hilarity would be worth it

 

[ImissFrosty]

 

[Bastyy]

There's another online league that simulates a sport with this feature, I've forgotten what it is but the hilarity would be worth it

Perma-death is Future Admin Candidate PMBangers APPROVED

 

[Marlowe]

Ya mum bastfed me last night.

.

 

[U2tigers]

5 Things We Want To See The Next Admin Implement

The upcoming admin race is incredibly exciting. We are set to see the coronation of the SFA's next great leader, and it could be anyone from PMBangers to Pickitt, or maybe a wildcard like Metalcrusher! Here's a list of 5 things we NEED to see in the next admin regime

1. If a post gets no likes, the Admin will delete it

Common reaction after reading a Headless post
Quality over quantity or quantity over quality, it's an argument as old as time. What we hope to see from our next Admin is more quality posts. If your post about what you did today or your one word response to another post gets no likes then your post will be deleted once and for all. This rewards quality posters, and punishes the non-quality posters by making sure they are not heard nor are they seen

2. A second Bombers team

Will the Bombers second team see more success than their first team?

Everyone at the Bombers is a loveable rascal, and it's time we see a second Bombers team. Personally I'm hoping it's filled with ever Bomber that has left in the past 3 seasons (that should probably make up the minimum requirement of 22 posters). We could also rig the sim in the second Bombers team favour, just to make the first team that little bit more jealous

3. The end of the nerd club

Pictured: PMBangers

This writer is tired of the bullying that we see coming out of the Nerd Club on a daily basis, and I hope that we finally see the end of what has been a rotten rule by these geeks. In a perfect world, the next admin will come in and destroy the nerd club, as well as permanently ban Suns Supreme because he bullied Bastyy a little too hard that one time

4. Less games

The season is just TOO long!

Admit it, you hate being in the SFA, we all do! Not a single person in this league has had fun once, and I know just how to fix that. The less games we have, the more fun we have! Alternatively, we could just run a random number generator between 1 and 12, and the two numbers that come out decide the teams that play in the grand final

5. Perma-death in the sim

This will be your headstone when you die in Qootball

There are too many posters in the Sweet FA, while the next admin could just ban half of all posters, that wouldn't be fun! Nor would it be left up to random chance. Instead, we should see the introduction of a new sim (Perhaps the one being made by Kennedy Parker?) that gives the opportunity for these virtual qootballers to die on the field. If you die in the game, you're permanently banned from the SFA, never to be seen again! This will help get rid of those players who have been in the league far too long, and leave more room for more fun and exciting posters like CrimsonViolet or BLUEALLTHRU

Great stuff. good thread

 

[PMBangers]

Perma-death is Future Admin Candidate PMBangers APPROVED

I'm open to chaos but not to that extent, although something similar in a novelty game would be something I could get around

 

[Jabba73]

Why do I keep seeing it as Breastfeed?

Funny how the mind works.

 

[Bastyy]

I'm open to chaos but not to that extent, although something similar in a novelty game would be something I could get around

Future admin candidate PMBangers is no longer BastFeed endorsed

 

[Metalcrusher]

Why do I keep seeing it as Breastfeed?

Funny how the mind works.

That is the demographic it is aimed at mate ... get it ... AIMED at ...

 

[Barrybran]

Why do I keep seeing it as Breastfeed?

Funny how the mind works.

5 Things We Want To See The Next Admin Implement

The upcoming admin race is incredibly exciting. We are set to see the coronation of the SFA's next great leader, and it could be anyone from PMBangers to Pickitt, or maybe a wildcard like Metalcrusher! Here's a list of 5 things we NEED to see in the next admin regime

1. If a post gets no likes, the Admin will delete it

Common reaction after reading a Headless post
Quality over quantity or quantity over quality, it's an argument as old as time. What we hope to see from our next Admin is more quality posts. If your post about what you did today or your one word response to another post gets no likes then your post will be deleted once and for all. This rewards quality posters, and punishes the non-quality posters by making sure they are not heard nor are they seen

2. A second Bombers team

Will the Bombers second team see more success than their first team?

Everyone at the Bombers is a loveable rascal, and it's time we see a second Bombers team. Personally I'm hoping it's filled with ever Bomber that has left in the past 3 seasons (that should probably make up the minimum requirement of 22 posters). We could also rig the sim in the second Bombers team favour, just to make the first team that little bit more jealous

3. The end of the nerd club

Pictured: PMBangers

This writer is tired of the bullying that we see coming out of the Nerd Club on a daily basis, and I hope that we finally see the end of what has been a rotten rule by these geeks. In a perfect world, the next admin will come in and destroy the nerd club, as well as permanently ban Suns Supreme because he bullied Bastyy a little too hard that one time

4. Less games

The season is just TOO long!

Admit it, you hate being in the SFA, we all do! Not a single person in this league has had fun once, and I know just how to fix that. The less games we have, the more fun we have! Alternatively, we could just run a random number generator between 1 and 12, and the two numbers that come out decide the teams that play in the grand final

5. Perma-death in the sim

This will be your headstone when you die in Qootball

There are too many posters in the Sweet FA, while the next admin could just ban half of all posters, that wouldn't be fun! Nor would it be left up to random chance. Instead, we should see the introduction of a new sim (Perhaps the one being made by Kennedy Parker?) that gives the opportunity for these virtual qootballers to die on the field. If you die in the game, you're permanently banned from the SFA, never to be seen again! This will help get rid of those players who have been in the league far too long, and leave more room for more fun and exciting posters like CrimsonViolet or BLUEALLTHRU

Nice work Breastyy

 

[beez]

 

[Bastyy]

BastFeed is BEEZ APPROVED!

 

[Bastyy]

It's about time if you ask me!!!​

 

[Metalcrusher]

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It's about time if you ask me!!!​

Ummmm ... should someone tell him not to google TeamPump ....

NSFW.

 

[Bastyy]

Ummmm ... should someone tell him not to google TeamPump ....

NSFW.

Metalcrusher says NO to Team Pump

 

[sante]

BastFeed is BEEZ APPROVED!

#beeznuts

 

[Supersuns]

Is Bastyy the best poster in the league? React, Reply or Ignore this post to agree.

 

[Bastyy]

Is Bastyy the best poster in the league? React, Reply or Ignore this post to agree.

Suns Supreme said WHAT?!