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[Supersuns]

Suns Supreme said WHAT?!

I've not been held against my will and forced to type this message that's for sure.

 

[Senor M]

I've not been held against my will and forced to type this message that's for sure.

 

[Supersuns]

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Suns Supreme is happy, healthy and alive.

 

[Senor M]

Suns Supreme is happy, healthy and horny

FTFY

 

[serial_thrilla]

Nice thread bone2468.

 

[Greenery]

5 Things We Want To See The Next Admin Implement

The upcoming admin race is incredibly exciting. We are set to see the coronation of the SFA's next great leader, and it could be anyone from PMBangers to Pickitt, or maybe a wildcard like Metalcrusher! Here's a list of 5 things we NEED to see in the next admin regime

1. If a post gets no likes, the Admin will delete it

Common reaction after reading a Headless post
Quality over quantity or quantity over quality, it's an argument as old as time. What we hope to see from our next Admin is more quality posts. If your post about what you did today or your one word response to another post gets no likes then your post will be deleted once and for all. This rewards quality posters, and punishes the non-quality posters by making sure they are not heard nor are they seen

2. A second Bombers team

Will the Bombers second team see more success than their first team?

Everyone at the Bombers is a loveable rascal, and it's time we see a second Bombers team. Personally I'm hoping it's filled with ever Bomber that has left in the past 3 seasons (that should probably make up the minimum requirement of 22 posters). We could also rig the sim in the second Bombers team favour, just to make the first team that little bit more jealous

3. The end of the nerd club

Pictured: PMBangers

This writer is tired of the bullying that we see coming out of the Nerd Club on a daily basis, and I hope that we finally see the end of what has been a rotten rule by these geeks. In a perfect world, the next admin will come in and destroy the nerd club, as well as permanently ban Suns Supreme because he bullied Bastyy a little too hard that one time

4. Less games

The season is just TOO long!

Admit it, you hate being in the SFA, we all do! Not a single person in this league has had fun once, and I know just how to fix that. The less games we have, the more fun we have! Alternatively, we could just run a random number generator between 1 and 12, and the two numbers that come out decide the teams that play in the grand final

5. Perma-death in the sim

This will be your headstone when you die in Qootball

There are too many posters in the Sweet FA, while the next admin could just ban half of all posters, that wouldn't be fun! Nor would it be left up to random chance. Instead, we should see the introduction of a new sim (Perhaps the one being made by Kennedy Parker?) that gives the opportunity for these virtual qootballers to die on the field. If you die in the game, you're permanently banned from the SFA, never to be seen again! This will help get rid of those players who have been in the league far too long, and leave more room for more fun and exciting posters like CrimsonViolet or BLUEALLTHRU

Liked for speaking of me in the same vein as BLUEALLTHRU.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Liked for speaking of me in the same vein as BLUEALLTHRU.

Welcome to greatness.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

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Get ready to learn the dirty secrets of the SFA's elite

Finally a media thread that isn’t going to feature the OP

 

[Bastyy]

Finally a media thread that isn’t going to feature the OP

just for this i'm making a 2000 word hit piece on you

 

[bone2468]

Nice thread bone2468.

Thanks dad couldn’t of done it without you

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Tigerturbulance were we drunk when we made this guy captain?

 

[Bastyy]

Elton Johns Wig said WHAT?!​

 

[Bastyy]

We Took Metalcrusher and NaturalDisaster And Put Them Together In The Same Room. We Also Locked It And Threw Away The Key

Good riddance!

We all know these two mischief makers

It's been a long week watching NaturalDisaster and Metalcrusher fight it out in Season 33 Rules And Tribunal Thread, and we took this as an opportunity to bring them together in a room for a conversation

However, we knew no one wanted to actually hear that conversation, so we have locked them in there and thrown away the key.

Both these guys are two different sides of the same coin, one of them is a match thread fiend, with the ability to turn a match thread around by clearing out half the opposition and the other being our tyrannical admin, who spends his days terrorizing the innocents of sweet

And guess what, they're locked up forever!

Maybe you can't believe it, but you'll never have to see these two argue ever again, seriously, we finished the job. Sure there is no admin now and sure there is total anarchy, but we're just hoping that everyone plays nice and nothing goes wrong

 

[Metalcrusher]

We Took Metalcrusher and NaturalDisaster And Put Them Together In The Same Room. We Also Locked It And Threw Away The Key

Good riddens!

We all know these two mischief makers

It's been a long week watching NaturalDisaster and Metalcrusher fight it out in Season 33 Rules And Tribunal Thread, and we took this as an opportunity to bring them together in a room for a conversation

However, we knew no one wanted to actually hear that conversation, so we have locked them in there and thrown away the key.

Both these guys are two different sides of the same coin, one of them is a match thread fiend, with the ability to turn a match thread around by clearing out half the opposition and the other being our tyrannical admin, who spends his days terrorizing the innocents of sweet

And guess what, they're locked up forever!

Maybe you can't believe it, but you'll never have to see these two argue ever again, seriously, we finished the job. Sure there is no admin now and sure there is total anarchy, but we're just hoping that everyone plays nice and nothing goes wrong

Just the two of us eh????

 

[serial_thrilla]

We Took Metalcrusher and NaturalDisaster And Put Them Together In The Same Room. We Also Locked It And Threw Away The Key

Good riddens!

We all know these two mischief makers

It's been a long week watching NaturalDisaster and Metalcrusher fight it out in Season 33 Rules And Tribunal Thread, and we took this as an opportunity to bring them together in a room for a conversation

However, we knew no one wanted to actually hear that conversation, so we have locked them in there and thrown away the key.

Both these guys are two different sides of the same coin, one of them is a match thread fiend, with the ability to turn a match thread around by clearing out half the opposition and the other being our tyrannical admin, who spends his days terrorizing the innocents of sweet

And guess what, they're locked up forever!

Maybe you can't believe it, but you'll never have to see these two argue ever again, seriously, we finished the job. Sure there is no admin now and sure there is total anarchy, but we're just hoping that everyone plays nice and nothing goes wrong

"Good riddens!"

 

[Bastyy]

"Good riddens!"

I have decided to retire

 

[serial_thrilla]

I have decided to retire

Good.

 

[Zevon]

All this thread needs now is some pesky ads that you have to click through to get to the next article or item on a list. Just enough ads to be really annoying, but no so many that you simply give up and do something else

 

[kdavva]

Bastyy we need a 'which Furies e-girl are you' quiz STAT!

 

[Bastyy]

Bastyy we need a 'which Furies e-girl are you' quiz STAT!

BastFeed is SUING QrownMedia for leaking Future Content!

 

[Supersuns]

Sunny Media is launching a hostile takeover of Bastfeed

 

[Bastyy]

Sunny Media is launching a hostile takeover of Bastfeed

Nope

 

[Supersuns]

Nope

Im going to have to swat you

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Ohhh a love in...how ****ing pathetic.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Ohhh a love in...how ******* pathetic.

Shhh ... ND can't come to the phone right now, he is .. tied up ..