Competition Battle of the Avatars

[Strigoi]

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Might as well do it right.

 

[DERO]

I love the smell of coach in the morning

I’d love to claim it as my natural musk but I have been experimenting with Rexona vanilla kisses trying to recapture my youth.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I’d love to claim it as my natural musk but I have been experimenting with Rexona vanilla kisses trying to recapture my youth.

You look more like a Lynx Africa man tbh

 

[MC Bad Genius]

I love the smell of coach in the morning

These are outrageous claims. TheCoach16 - care to comment?

 

[Tonga Bob]

These are outrageous claims. TheCoach16 - care to comment?

Honestly I read that as "I love the smell of couch in the morning"

 

[Robertio]

Honestly I read that as "I love the smell of cooch in the morning"

FIFY

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Honestly I read that as "I love the smell of couch in the morning"

If a couch has a discernible smell in the morning, the question then needs to be asked what happened on or to that couch last night?

 

[DERO]

You look more like a Lynx Africa man tbh

Guilty

 

[sausageroll]

Welcome back everyone. I've had a good sleep, and am well rested now in preparation for announcing the other two teams that will go toe-to-toe in the Battle of the Avatars. We've met the avatars who think they're people, now we meet the avatars that actually are people. First of all, let's meet the Artists.

There are 68 posters who identify as artists, which is the second largest of the cohorts.

The Artists are actually an amalgamation of three provincial avatar teams - the Film Buffs which has 30 posters to choose from, the 20-person TV Party and Musos United that consisted of 18 posters. Two of the Film Buffs in moginie & Deaneus! sought greater opportunity in Musos United given they were short a couple of players so made the switch across town.

This is how they lined up in their individual teams:

Film Buffs:

Backs	MITS	Carson Dial	Sterge
Half Backs	KohPhi	manangatang	Hatchy1992
Centre	DockerDen5215	Dingster	guero
Half Forwards	eth-dog	Metalcrusher	toxic
Forwards	Ned Ryerson	Itsmyshow	ShaunDuggan
Followers	The Jesus	Antonio BlueVein	DemonJim
I/C	ClarkeM	CALL ME SNAKE
Emergencies	Shadow Man	wherearemykeys	tigland
	Jezmiester40	Red mist	Nuffers
Coach	Rodney Dangerfield
Captain	The Jesus
V/C	DockerDen5215

TV Party:

Backs	Beandip	NaturalDisaster	ArdentEagle
Half Backs	Allikat	spookism	Runk
Centre	Lord_Flashheart	TJASTA	beez
Half Forwards	fumbler	Raveneyes	Catsnlakers
Forwards	royboy2	The Filth Wizard	The acurate one
Followers	Mozzie19	The Half Back	Marlowe
I/C	A Bit High	_Mike_
Coach	beez
Captain	TJASTA
V/C	Lord_Flashheart

Musos United:

Backs	Deaneus!	Grand Uncle Horace	FitzroyRamone
Half Backs	Spanna_	Stronzo	Brick Loosener
Centre	Zevon	fitzroybowiedog	SSwans2011
Half Forwards	mezaire	Biggie	Ulahoopski
Forwards	RU_	BigJoeD_	Cold Sober
Followers	TedDougChris	sausageroll	Barrybran
I/C	gym4life	HereComesJuddy
Coach	Grand Uncle Horace
Captain	sausageroll
V/C	Zevon

The selection table meeting between the three teams, known simply as The Great Reqet, was a violent and bloody event. There were many casualties on all sides, but the team that was left standing is stacked with talent on all lines and goes into the Battle of the Avatars as one of the favourites. The final side that will represent the Artists lines up like this:

Backs	Grand Uncle Horace	NaturalDisaster	spookism
Half Backs	Marlowe	manangatang	beez
Centre	DockerDen5215	Antonio BlueVein	guero
Half Forwards	Dingster	Metalcrusher	TJASTA
Forwards	eth-dog	The Filth Wizard	fitzroybowiedog
Followers	Mozzie19	The Half Back	Barrybran
I/C	DemonJim	TedDougChris

The jumper that they will be running out in is this thing, featuring a yellow brick road over the royal colour of purple.

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The coaches for this Supergroup are Rodney Dangerfield and ClarkeM, while the on-field leadership group are...

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...Captain TJASTA and Vice-Captain DockerDen5215!

Awesome! Looks like a lot of work has gone into this

A hell of a lot more work than I'll be putting in as captain!

What needs to be done anyway? If the answer is "nothing" then great. If not, then what?

 

[Greenery]

Over the course of 2018-19 I developed an unhealthy obsession with Trivago girl aka Gaby Miller which is why my avatar is Gaby Miller's head photoshopped onto an AFL player's body that also has the Warriors guernsey photoshopped on as well.

What have I become.

It's got to be Jared polec

 

[serial_thrilla]

Honestly I read that as "I love the smell of couch in the morning"

 

[Tonga Bob]

Awesome! Looks like a lot of work has gone into this

A hell of a lot more work than I'll be putting in as captain!

What needs to be done anyway? If the answer is "nothing" then great. If not, then what?

I got this. You just sit there and look pretty.

 

[sausageroll]

I got this. You just sit there and look pretty.

You got this?

For another team?

Anyway, I didn't read all of it. I think I've gone from captain to not selected. So thankfully it looks like I don't actually have to do anything

 

[I Dont Care]

Given you have that as an avatar I think you play with yourself

Was exactly my first thought too

 

[I Dont Care]

Overlooked again... a savage recurring theme in my otherwise illustrious qooty career.

I just don't understand this world anymore, with it's meaningless logos and veneration of tyrants... What must I do to please you people!

Mitchell is in a class of his own I guess

 

[Tonga Bob]

So by now you've taken in the splendour that is the four competing avatar teams, and you're probably thinking to yourself "Yeah but when are they gonna Battle? You promised us a Battle, Bob!" Well let me answer that question with another question - what are you doing tomorrow? Because the Battle of the Avatars Preliminary Round takes place tomorrow, Wednesday 26th May in a double header extraordinaire!



The first Battle of the day sees Bonz's Animal Farm up against zackah's 'Toon Army in an Animated Apocalypse Apocalypse Apocalypse.



This will be followed by the second Battle of tomorrow's card, where TJASTA's Artists face Headless and the Sportsballers in an Entertainment Extravaganza Extravaganza Extravaganza.

Then on Thursday we'll have the two losing teams Battling for Third Place in the Consolation Final! Consolation Consolation Consolation, and on Friday the Battle of the Avatars concludes with the Grand Final, where Wednesday's two winning teams face off for Ultimate Glory Glory Glory Glory.

More information will come out about the Grand Final including what our teams will be playing for, along with a Super Special Half-Time Show which simply cannot be missed. Rest up campaigners, tomorrow's a big day!!!









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[DenieD]

So by now you've taken in the splendour that is the four competing avatar teams, and you're probably thinking to yourself "Yeah but when are they gonna Battle? You promised us a Battle, Bob!" Well let me answer that question with another question - what are you doing tomorrow? Because the Battle of the Avatars Preliminary Round takes place tomorrow, Wednesday 26th May in a double header extraordinaire!

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The first Battle of the day sees Bonz's Animal Farm up against zackah's 'Toon Army in an Animated Apocalypse Apocalypse Apocalypse.

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This will be followed by the second Battle of tomorrow's card, where TJASTA's Artists face Headless and the Sportsballers in an Entertainment Extravaganza Extravaganza Extravaganza.

Then on Thursday we'll have the two losing teams Battling for Third Place in the Consolation Final! Consolation Consolation Consolation, and on Friday the Battle of the Avatars concludes with the Grand Final, where Wednesday's two winning teams face off for Ultimate Glory Glory Glory Glory.

More information will come out about the Grand Final including what our teams will be playing for, along with a Super Special Half-Time Show which simply cannot be missed. Rest up campaigners, tomorrow's a big day!!!

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You had me at free drinks.

 

[Cap]

Posting to remind myself to come back and work out what's going on

 

[Cadsky]

Who do I play for?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Posting to remind myself to come back and work out what's going on

Midweek qooty my friend.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Who do I play for?

Let’s see... Cadsky played for the Bombres, Morpheus of Zoolander played for the Wonders, and you Moz play for the Artists (formerly TV Party).

Caught up?

 

[Mobbs]

So by now you've taken in the splendour that is the four competing avatar teams, and you're probably thinking to yourself "Yeah but when are they gonna Battle? You promised us a Battle, Bob!" Well let me answer that question with another question - what are you doing tomorrow? Because the Battle of the Avatars Preliminary Round takes place tomorrow, Wednesday 26th May in a double header extraordinaire!

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The first Battle of the day sees Bonz's Animal Farm up against zackah's 'Toon Army in an Animated Apocalypse Apocalypse Apocalypse.

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This will be followed by the second Battle of tomorrow's card, where TJASTA's Artists face Headless and the Sportsballers in an Entertainment Extravaganza Extravaganza Extravaganza.

Then on Thursday we'll have the two losing teams Battling for Third Place in the Consolation Final! Consolation Consolation Consolation, and on Friday the Battle of the Avatars concludes with the Grand Final, where Wednesday's two winning teams face off for Ultimate Glory Glory Glory Glory.

More information will come out about the Grand Final including what our teams will be playing for, along with a Super Special Half-Time Show which simply cannot be missed. Rest up campaigners, tomorrow's a big day!!!

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Technically if you're "out past the Outback District", you're no longer in Sweet. Even the Outback District is not technically within Sweet.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Tonga Bob is certainly enjoying his mod tagging powers ITT.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

i'm ready to my avatar proud

 

[Freofalcon]

Don’t tag me, minnow.