Competition Battle of the Avatars

[Metalcrusher]

Jack Darling is my favourite player, on and off the field. In 2017 I looked after his son. I was warned not to approach him because certain other high profile cricket and footy players have reacted differently but he was so lovely, and so was his wife (who’s a physio). Despite being tired , and worried about their baby, he was awesome, and appeared at least appeared as interested in my work and me as I was in him. I couldn’t have asked for any more.

Jack is a top campaigner.

 

[TJASTA]

Welcome back everyone. I've had a good sleep, and am well rested now in preparation for announcing the other two teams that will go toe-to-toe in the Battle of the Avatars. We've met the avatars who think they're people, now we meet the avatars that actually are people. First of all, let's meet the Artists.

There are 68 posters who identify as artists, which is the second largest of the cohorts.

The Artists are actually an amalgamation of three provincial avatar teams - the Film Buffs which has 30 posters to choose from, the 20-person TV Party and Musos United that consisted of 18 posters. Two of the Film Buffs in moginie & Deaneus! sought greater opportunity in Musos United given they were short a couple of players so made the switch across town.

This is how they lined up in their individual teams:

Film Buffs:

Backs	MITS	Carson Dial	Sterge
Half Backs	KohPhi	manangatang	Hatchy1992
Centre	DockerDen5215	Dingster	guero
Half Forwards	eth-dog	Metalcrusher	toxic
Forwards	Ned Ryerson	Itsmyshow	ShaunDuggan
Followers	The Jesus	Antonio BlueVein	DemonJim
I/C	ClarkeM	CALL ME SNAKE
Emergencies	Shadow Man	wherearemykeys	tigland
	Jezmiester40	Red mist	Nuffers
Coach	Rodney Dangerfield
Captain	The Jesus
V/C	DockerDen5215

TV Party:

Backs	Beandip	NaturalDisaster	ArdentEagle
Half Backs	Allikat	spookism	Runk
Centre	Lord_Flashheart	TJASTA	beez
Half Forwards	fumbler	Raveneyes	Catsnlakers
Forwards	royboy2	The Filth Wizard	The acurate one
Followers	Mozzie19	The Half Back	Marlowe
I/C	A Bit High	_Mike_
Coach	beez
Captain	TJASTA
V/C	Lord_Flashheart

Musos United:

Backs	Deaneus!	Grand Uncle Horace	FitzroyRamone
Half Backs	Spanna_	Stronzo	Brick Loosener
Centre	Zevon	fitzroybowiedog	SSwans2011
Half Forwards	mezaire	Biggie	Ulahoopski
Forwards	RU_	BigJoeD_	Cold Sober
Followers	TedDougChris	sausageroll	Barrybran
I/C	gym4life	HereComesJuddy
Coach	Grand Uncle Horace
Captain	sausageroll
V/C	Zevon

The selection table meeting between the three teams, known simply as The Great Reqet, was a violent and bloody event. There were many casualties on all sides, but the team that was left standing is stacked with talent on all lines and goes into the Battle of the Avatars as one of the favourites. The final side that will represent the Artists lines up like this:

Backs	Grand Uncle Horace	NaturalDisaster	spookism
Half Backs	Marlowe	manangatang	beez
Centre	DockerDen5215	Antonio BlueVein	guero
Half Forwards	Dingster	Metalcrusher	TJASTA
Forwards	eth-dog	The Filth Wizard	fitzroybowiedog
Followers	Mozzie19	The Half Back	Barrybran
I/C	DemonJim	TedDougChris

The jumper that they will be running out in is this thing, featuring a yellow brick road over the royal colour of purple.

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The coaches for this Supergroup are Rodney Dangerfield and ClarkeM, while the on-field leadership group are...

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...Captain TJASTA and Vice-Captain DockerDen5215!

lol what a team of losers

 

[MC Bad Genius]

lol what a team of losers

Aahhhh, I see your Captain mind games have already begun.

 

[The Half Back]

Nice. Something to add to my resume.

 

[TJASTA]

Aahhhh, I see your Captain mind games have already begun.

i don't play games with minds numbnuts
i ain't no ****ing smart campaigner

 

[VainGlorious]

Welcome back everyone. I've had a good sleep, and am well rested now in preparation for announcing the other two teams that will go toe-to-toe in the Battle of the Avatars. We've met the avatars who think they're people, now we meet the avatars that actually are people. First of all, let's meet the Artists.

There are 68 posters who identify as artists, which is the second largest of the cohorts.

The Artists are actually an amalgamation of three provincial avatar teams - the Film Buffs which has 30 posters to choose from, the 20-person TV Party and Musos United that consisted of 18 posters. Two of the Film Buffs in moginie & Deaneus! sought greater opportunity in Musos United given they were short a couple of players so made the switch across town.

This is how they lined up in their individual teams:

Film Buffs:

Backs	MITS	Carson Dial	Sterge
Half Backs	KohPhi	manangatang	Hatchy1992
Centre	DockerDen5215	Dingster	guero
Half Forwards	eth-dog	Metalcrusher	toxic
Forwards	Ned Ryerson	Itsmyshow	ShaunDuggan
Followers	The Jesus	Antonio BlueVein	DemonJim
I/C	ClarkeM	CALL ME SNAKE
Emergencies	Shadow Man	wherearemykeys	tigland
	Jezmiester40	Red mist	Nuffers
Coach	Rodney Dangerfield
Captain	The Jesus
V/C	DockerDen5215

TV Party:

Backs	Beandip	NaturalDisaster	ArdentEagle
Half Backs	Allikat	spookism	Runk
Centre	Lord_Flashheart	TJASTA	beez
Half Forwards	fumbler	Raveneyes	Catsnlakers
Forwards	royboy2	The Filth Wizard	The acurate one
Followers	Mozzie19	The Half Back	Marlowe
I/C	A Bit High	_Mike_
Coach	beez
Captain	TJASTA
V/C	Lord_Flashheart

Musos United:

Backs	Deaneus!	Grand Uncle Horace	FitzroyRamone
Half Backs	Spanna_	Stronzo	Brick Loosener
Centre	Zevon	fitzroybowiedog	SSwans2011
Half Forwards	mezaire	Biggie	Ulahoopski
Forwards	RU_	BigJoeD_	Cold Sober
Followers	TedDougChris	sausageroll	Barrybran
I/C	gym4life	HereComesJuddy
Coach	Grand Uncle Horace
Captain	sausageroll
V/C	Zevon

The selection table meeting between the three teams, known simply as The Great Reqet, was a violent and bloody event. There were many casualties on all sides, but the team that was left standing is stacked with talent on all lines and goes into the Battle of the Avatars as one of the favourites. The final side that will represent the Artists lines up like this:

Backs	Grand Uncle Horace	NaturalDisaster	spookism
Half Backs	Marlowe	manangatang	beez
Centre	DockerDen5215	Antonio BlueVein	guero
Half Forwards	Dingster	Metalcrusher	TJASTA
Forwards	eth-dog	The Filth Wizard	fitzroybowiedog
Followers	Mozzie19	The Half Back	Barrybran
I/C	DemonJim	TedDougChris

The jumper that they will be running out in is this thing, featuring a yellow brick road over the royal colour of purple.

View attachment 1136690
The coaches for this Supergroup are Rodney Dangerfield and ClarkeM, while the on-field leadership group are...

View attachment 1136695

...Captain TJASTA and Vice-Captain DockerDen5215!

Alright, I’m here, who do I bite?

 

[Tonga Bob]

lol what a team of losers

Yeah but they're your team of losers

 

[MWPP]

Jack is a top campaigner.

Campaigner but not campaignery?
Who are you and what have you done with Crushy ?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Alright, I’m here, who do I bite?

 

[TJASTA]

Yeah but they're your team of losers

i mean Marlowe, Dingster, Antonio BlueVein and The Filth Wizard are cool
the rest of them meh

 

[MC Bad Genius]

i don't play games with minds numbnuts
i ain't no ******* smart campaigner

I guess I can't argue with that.

Literally.

I'm not even sure where I would start if I actually wanted to.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Welcome back everyone. I've had a good sleep, and am well rested now in preparation for announcing the other two teams that will go toe-to-toe in the Battle of the Avatars. We've met the avatars who think they're people, now we meet the avatars that actually are people. First of all, let's meet the Artists.

There are 68 posters who identify as artists, which is the second largest of the cohorts.

The Artists are actually an amalgamation of three provincial avatar teams - the Film Buffs which has 30 posters to choose from, the 20-person TV Party and Musos United that consisted of 18 posters. Two of the Film Buffs in moginie & Deaneus! sought greater opportunity in Musos United given they were short a couple of players so made the switch across town.

This is how they lined up in their individual teams:

Film Buffs:

Backs	MITS	Carson Dial	Sterge
Half Backs	KohPhi	manangatang	Hatchy1992
Centre	DockerDen5215	Dingster	guero
Half Forwards	eth-dog	Metalcrusher	toxic
Forwards	Ned Ryerson	Itsmyshow	ShaunDuggan
Followers	The Jesus	Antonio BlueVein	DemonJim
I/C	ClarkeM	CALL ME SNAKE
Emergencies	Shadow Man	wherearemykeys	tigland
	Jezmiester40	Red mist	Nuffers
Coach	Rodney Dangerfield
Captain	The Jesus
V/C	DockerDen5215

TV Party:

Backs	Beandip	NaturalDisaster	ArdentEagle
Half Backs	Allikat	spookism	Runk
Centre	Lord_Flashheart	TJASTA	beez
Half Forwards	fumbler	Raveneyes	Catsnlakers
Forwards	royboy2	The Filth Wizard	The acurate one
Followers	Mozzie19	The Half Back	Marlowe
I/C	A Bit High	_Mike_
Coach	beez
Captain	TJASTA
V/C	Lord_Flashheart

Musos United:

Backs	Deaneus!	Grand Uncle Horace	FitzroyRamone
Half Backs	Spanna_	Stronzo	Brick Loosener
Centre	Zevon	fitzroybowiedog	SSwans2011
Half Forwards	mezaire	Biggie	Ulahoopski
Forwards	RU_	BigJoeD_	Cold Sober
Followers	TedDougChris	sausageroll	Barrybran
I/C	gym4life	HereComesJuddy
Coach	Grand Uncle Horace
Captain	sausageroll
V/C	Zevon

The selection table meeting between the three teams, known simply as The Great Reqet, was a violent and bloody event. There were many casualties on all sides, but the team that was left standing is stacked with talent on all lines and goes into the Battle of the Avatars as one of the favourites. The final side that will represent the Artists lines up like this:

Backs	Grand Uncle Horace	NaturalDisaster	spookism
Half Backs	Marlowe	manangatang	beez
Centre	DockerDen5215	Antonio BlueVein	guero
Half Forwards	Dingster	Metalcrusher	TJASTA
Forwards	eth-dog	The Filth Wizard	fitzroybowiedog
Followers	Mozzie19	The Half Back	Barrybran
I/C	DemonJim	TedDougChris

The jumper that they will be running out in is this thing, featuring a yellow brick road over the royal colour of purple.

View attachment 1136690
The coaches for this Supergroup are Rodney Dangerfield and ClarkeM, while the on-field leadership group are...

View attachment 1136695

...Captain TJASTA and Vice-Captain DockerDen5215!

MC Bad Genius robbed!

 

[serial_thrilla]

Alright, I’m here, who do I bite?

Sorry mate - neither of the Vampire or Serpent bids got up.

 

[VainGlorious]

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Noted.
But who to bite first!

So many worthless worthy candidates

i mean Marlowe, Dingster, Antonio BlueVein and The Filth Wizard are cool
the rest of them meh

I guess I can't argue with that.

Literally.

I'm not even sure where I would start if I actually wanted to.

Start with Top Cat, then work your way up to Heathcliff and Marmaduke.

 

[Beandip]

Overlooked again... a savage recurring theme in my otherwise illustrious qooty career.

I just don't understand this world anymore, with it's meaningless logos and veneration of tyrants... What must I do to please you people!

 

[VainGlorious]

Sorry mate - neither of the Vampire or Serpent bids got up.

They needed more little blue pills.

 

[serial_thrilla]

They needed more little blue pills.

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[VainGlorious]

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[ClarkeM]

what?

 

[eth-dog]

2 things:

1. Reign is from TV, not film
2. I'm a defender you bastard!

 

[Itsmyshow]

Hooray for the film buffs.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

MC Bad Genius robbed!

I got in on the cartoons team.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Noted.
But who to bite first!

So many worthless worthy candidates

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Start with Top Cat, then work your way up to Heathcliff and Marmaduke.

How have you managed to be more confusing than TJASTA?

 

[VainGlorious]

How have you managed to be more confusing than TJASTA?

I’d say that’s more an indictment on your googling skills rather than my uncanny ability to confuse randoms on BigFooty, including myself.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I got in on the cartoons team.

When were you a cartoon? I've only ever seen music albums and IASIP pics as your avatar.