Bay 13 Good Bloke Bingo – 2016 Edition: SNIPER TOKEN NOW IN PLAY!

[fool]

Just ask NorthernLights to abuse him at a game?

I have a nephew who isn't technically related to me but shares my name. If i fly over and actively stalk good bloke continually stating my name and am exceptionally rude too him while said nephew is filming while i stand behind him and i get him to swear at me...

I'm pretty sure that would count tbh

 

[NorthernLights]

Just ask NorthernLights to abuse him at a game?

Huh?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I'm stuffed, no way will Good Bloke retire midway through the season.

 

[Wosh]

Haha funny stuff Benwah83
Good luck campaigners, may the best good bloke win

 

[Packedlunch]

Benwah83 putting the goo into Good Bloke!

 

[db swannie]

I feel like Ben is still mad at the Swans for taking Jolly away from them. I think I'm royally screwed, but then again so are most of the other cards.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Yea, my public urination one made it.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Messenger

One Eyed Sainter 66

Holy shit!!! Check out that bottom row!!! This game is as good as mine!!

 

[LeverPuller]

Smeg Head

Starburns_

Striker475

I'm a chance here, the 4th row!!!

 

[Benwah83]

I'm stuffed, no way will Good Bloke retire midway through the season.

You just need to get one line (horizontal, vertical or diagonal), not all the events. And the free square counts as a gimme. There's a couple of possibilities in yours.

I feel like Ben is still mad at the Swans for taking Jolly away from them. I think I'm royally screwed, but then again so are most of the other cards.

Any angst over Jolly leaving has pretty much faded away with all the other shit we've had to put up with over the last 10 years. Insufficient reason to rig your card

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

You just need to get one line (horizontal, vertical or diagonal), not all the events. And the free square counts as a gimme. There's a couple of possibilities in yours.



Any angst over Jolly leaving has pretty much faded away with all the other shit we've had to put up with over the last 10 years. Insufficient reason to rig your card

Cheers, just realized it, wasn't sure whether it was a full bingo or just a line version.

 

[big bootaaaaah]

I think he might fill out my entire card
Edit: oops except for 2 across 3 down.

 

[big bootaaaaah]

I'm a chance here, the 4th row!!!

Lol you might get out bingo'd while you are waiting on the last one.(if you meant 4th row down from the top going horizontal)

 

[db swannie]

You just need to get one line (horizontal, vertical or diagonal), not all the events. And the free square counts as a gimme. There's a couple of possibilities in yours.



Any angst over Jolly leaving has pretty much faded away with all the other shit we've had to put up with over the last 10 years. Insufficient reason to rig your card

True, you've had plenty of other fish to fry. But hey, you're undefeated so far this year, you could start premiership favs!

 

[Bernie L]

Welcome to Good Bloke Bingo! That’s right – track the 2016 highs and lows of Bay 13’s favourite AFL captain, ol’ Good Bloke Hodgey, via bingo!

In spreadsheet keeping skills that would blow James Hird’s socks off, I’ve set up a spreadsheet to generate random bingo cards based on Good Bloke events that may take place on and off the field in 2016. At the moment I’ve got about 60 events identified. Example bingo card below:

Ground Rules / Details:

1. I’ll generate you a random card, but you’re solely responsible for ticking off the events yourself.
2. If you don’t like the card generated for you – tough shit.
3. The game starts once the horses leave the field this Thursday evening.
4. From then you can tick off events that have happened for Good Bloke on your bingo card. To tick them off:
   • Circle them on your card and post the image to this thread.
   • Provide evidence that the event actually happened in the same post. In some cases, this will be easy (i.e. statistical events). In other cases, this won’t be so easy. In-game events can be identified by noting a quarter and time that it happened. This can then be verified later on the AFL game replays on afl.com.au.
5. You can update and post your Bingo card whenever an event happens. There are no ‘rounds’ as such.
6. Some events may be a little ambiguous – present your case. Weight of opinion from the general Bay 13 populace will win out. Failing democracy, I’ll have the final say.
7. You might accidentally stuff up on occasions by circling an event on your card that didn’t happen – you get leeway once. Stuff up more than once, or get caught deliberately cheating, and you’re out of the competition.
8. The game will continue until one player gets a full horizontal, vertical or diagonal line of Good Bloke events, and uploads their winning card in this thread with the text BINGO written underneath it.
9. I have no ******* idea how long this will go for. We might be done 5 weeks into the season, or their might not be a winner.
10. The winner gets nothing except bragging rights and the adulation/resentment of their peers.
11. If you want to pimp out/personalise your Bingo card, I won’t stop you. But I will have a record of your original card so don’t go tinkering with the text you cheating bastard.

I am going on holidays (you floggos) over the first couple of rounds of the season so will have limited time to check in on you. But you’re all honest, right? After that I’ll be back watching you all like a (non-drunken) Hawk.

If you’re interested in playing:

1. Express your interest here; and
2. Give me one abstract (but plausible) event you’d like to see included in the Good Bloke bingo card event list.

If there’s a flurry of interest, then the participant numbers will be capped at 20. Requests for bingo cards close midnight Sunday 20/3 AEDT.

I’ll generate the bingo cards this week.

Players:
11sjw
Allikat
big bootaaaaah
boydshow
Chaisa
Chappyuk
Cooksen
CrowEater888
DaVillaBlues
db swannie
Dinsdale
Dory_77
fool
Freofalcon
Hawk Dork
JoseMourinho
juice t
Kangaroos4eva
KardiniaPark
King Notorious
Lethality
Lord Rod
Lord_Flashheart
MAXIMUM GAWNAGE
Messenger
Morganashlee
One Eyed Sainter 66
Packedlunch
Plugger35
Porked04
Red mist
RedVest4
Sir Hugh Percy
Smeg Head
Starburns_
Striker475
SugarKayneTrain
van peebles
Wooshette

Cards start here.

Can I play

 

[Wosh]

Can I play

 

[Dory_77]

Reckon I've got a chance to give this a decent shake with my card. A few rows, columns and a diagonal which would be fairly likely.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Thanks for setting this up Benwah83 and explaining to numpties, like me, that didn't read the op.

 

[Wosh]

Thanks for setting this up Benwah83 and explaining to numpties, like me, that didn't read the op.

You so need to play werewolf, we love people who don't read ops

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

You so need to play werewolf, we love people who don't read ops

I kept getting killed as a villager, because pantskyle was convinced I was a wolf because I was being a smartass, not a smart strategy in hindsight.

 

[MotleyLemon]

I'm in.

 

[Ray Purchase]

In.

 

[Allikat]

Allikat

I reckon I could get the middle vertical row done in 1 game.

 

[LeverPuller]

I reckon I could get the middle vertical row done in 1 game.

38 is a lot for the Pudge

 

[Allikat]

38 is a lot for the Pudge

Not if he starts a melee, literally decapitates Wingard this time, obv gets reported for it, the rest of the Puffers stop playing because they're mourning their team mate, Hodgey gives up after 38 possessions because the amount of sweat pouring off him is diluting the blood of his enemies, he then challenges the MRP and because of the Good Guy rule is only given 6-8 weeks for rough conduct, argued down from the initial murder charge.