Meltdown Bay 13 Meltdown Of The Year 2023 - VOTING open

[zackah]

Righto flogs now that FOTY and POTY are out of the way we get to the real award - the 2023 Meltdown Of The Year. 2023 was a big year for meltdowns and the list is far too long to do justice of calling out a few.

So throw your nomination in here on a 3-2-1 basis and the top noms will make a poll. Also feel free to add your own meltdown below

Winner gets a pizza toss badge

 

[STPer18]

Did you prepare another speech for this award?

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

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Your mother wears army boots

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Your mother wears army boots

Go and have a look if your mum is wearing any underwear

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Good to win something.

Yes I just got back from my Aunt's funeral.

Rough day, but absolutely thrilled I honoured Sir Walt White in the best way possible.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

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LOL imagine your team finishing 4th and trying to take potshots at the REIGNING PREMIERS except your team has been so shit for so long that you have to use the wooden spooners to do it

 

[AvantGardener]

LOL imagine your team finishing 4th and trying to take potshots at the REIGNING PREMIERS except your team has been so s**t for so long that you have to use the wooden spooners to do it

Ohhh who won last time we met?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

lol who cares

MOTY is over flog, save your tears for next year

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Ohhh who won last time we met?

Pffft you couldn't even beat us and we were putrid this year.

 

[AvantGardener]

lol who cares

Round 8 next year if at least 5 of Cripps, Walsh, Curnow, Weitering, Cerra and Jack Martin play and Carlton lose I leave the Bay for 12 months.

Round 8 next year if at least 5 of Naicos, Moore, Pendles, Jaicos, De Goey and Mihocek play and Collingwood lose you leave the Bay for 12 months.

Are you on flog?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

if at least 5 of Cripps, Walsh, Curnow, Weitering, Cerra and Jack Martin play and Carlton lose I leave the Bay

You had Cripps, Walsh, Curnow, Weitering and Cerra in round 10 this year and lost by 5 goals

GTFO

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Round 8 next year if at least 5 of Cripps, Walsh, Curnow, Weitering, Cerra and Jack Martin play and Carlton lose I leave the Bay for 12 months.

Round 8 next year if at least 5 of Naicos, Moore, Pendles, Jaicos, De Goey and Mihocek play and Collingwood lose you leave the Bay for 12 months.

Are you on flog?

Things are getting spicy in here. The AvantGardenerb has his chest puffed out.

 

[AvantGardener]

You had Cripps, Walsh, Curnow, Weitering and Cerra in round 10 this year and lost by 5 goals

GTFO

Round 20 says hi squib

 

[zackah]

Congrats floggo a well deserved win - you melt with the best of them.

Wosh would you be so kind as to slap a pizza toss badge on Melter_Judd .

You can probably find one on my profile

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Congrats floggo a well deserved win - you melt with the best of them

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Wosh would you be so kind as to slap a pizza toss badge on Melter_Judd .

You can probably find one on my profile

You can take the one you gave me for the Treloar trade which I didn’t even mention once

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

You can take the one you gave me for the Treloar trade which I didn’t even mention once

Nice Melt .

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Nice Melt .

Who won MOTY?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Who won MOTY?

Unlike you, I am absolutely happy to have won it. Can't wait for my Pizza badge to arrive

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Yes you’re very unlike me because I didn’t win it

Round 20 says hi

Congrats on your round20iership, surely your proudest achievement this century

 

[AvantGardener]

Congrats on your round20iership, surely your proudest achievement this century

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Premiers but scared to bet? So brave

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Oh yes we are the reigning premiers, thanks for the reminder

I would miss you too much if you weren’t here for a year

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Unlike you, I am absolutely happy to have won it. Can't wait for my Pizza badge to arrive

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Unlike you, I am absolutely happy to have won it. Can't wait for my Pizza badge to arrive

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Wosh zackah Dinsdale

What does a good boy like me need to do to be awarded his Pizza Badge for my rightful Meltdown of the Year award ?

 

[Wosh]

Wosh zackah Dinsdale

What does a good boy like me need to do to be awarded his Pizza Badge for my rightful Meltdown of the Year award ?

Done and bloody well deserved!