Off-topic Bay 13 Survivor: Cockburn (2016). We have a winner! (links in OP)

[DapperJong]

For real mine are better just look at them

 

[Packedlunch]

Thats how I won, get your own strategy

My top 3 also got me to the top 4! Creativity and your blood sweat and tears means nothing compared to the power of the supple bosom.


Moisty is on the move.

 

[JoseMourinho]

The West Horshamites finally found the polling booths

 

[SydCrow]

My dog just voted

 

[A Cut Above]

This poll's as crooked as a dog's hind leg. Last time I saw a more manufactured result was AWOTY which Nakia still hasn't got over.

 

[Starburns_]

#impunity time.

Interesting polling numbers with Red Mist a clear winner. Let me just check to see that it has all been legit...



Electoral fraud!!!!!!


I'm shocked to be sitting here.

That said, it wouldn't be a Bay 13 poll without someone trying to rig it.

Red mist and Dinsdale, did you read all the rules of the task?

If you vote with an Elias you will also be disqualified. Any posts following your entry deemed to be additional campaigning may lead to disqualification (you may use your sigs and avatars to campaign).

Now I may not have specified that team boards were out of bounds, but I didn't limit additional campaigning to this thread either, and yet:

Hello
I'm currently playing a game of survivor on the Bay and I am totally asking you all for a vote. I'm in the final four and am 8 votes behind in the latest challenge.. Lol.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/bay-13-survivor-cockburn-challenge-15-campaigners-links-in-op-vote-in-the-poll.1120463/

Here's the link I think.

Team boards, RM? GTFO!

As for you Dinsdale, even Packedlunch would've noticed that little trick.

So, who wins? Well amazingly, the highest polling honest poster was none other than our resident dictator, DapperJong. I look forward to him ruling over you all with his iron fist shaped pfun plug.

Dapperjong wins #impunity, now for the 2nd last tribal council. As usual you'll vote by sending me a PM with the name of the flog you want gawn, before 2pm tomorrow AEDT, you cannot change your vote either.

In addition to this, if you think a target is on the back of someone you are allied with, you may play the #impunity idol to save that castaway if you wish. Normal rules apply, it has to be done when you vote, and the idol is up for grabs again the next turn. So think carefully before you vote.

Benwah83

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Rigged for Jong.

Now make me bay defence minister.

 

[DapperJong]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Benwah83]

The Supreme Leader's mastery of twisting election results in his favour knows no bounds. He can even make it look like other contestants rigged the vote

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

The Supreme Leader's mastery of twisting election results in his favour knows no bounds. He can even make it look like other contestants rigged the vote

All praise the glorious norf Korean leader from frankston.

 

[DapperJong]

Thanks too all who voted for me. Never realised that many people would be capable of liking me as a person.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I did it for the power.

 

[DapperJong]

Don't we all, k4e, don't we all.

 

[Red mist]

Team boards, RM? GTFO!

 

[bontshow]

Mission accomplished!

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Mission accomplished!

#goo
#greatwork
#20thousandbfposts
#howsad

 

[Bender_]

Mission accomplished!

Getting royals to cancel his account?

 

[A Cut Above]

I'm starting to get the feeling the winner of Bay13 Survivor has already been decided.

 

[Packedlunch]

This result brings on the dawn of a new day comrades. Where the stinky vermin bennies shameful and odorous shenanigans are shunned and tolerated no more in favour of honour, transparency and a single imaginary avatar and handle!

The Supreme Leader has today set us on the right path and flown higher than an eagle with dibbles and I being the wind beneath his wings.


Victory is now assured.

 

[Haduken]

I'm starting to get the feeling the winner of Bay13 Survivor has already been decided.

Only about six weeks ago

 

[Morganashlee]

Getting royals to cancel his account?

#MissionAccomplished

 

[Haduken]

#MissionAccomplished

You were voted out on Page 15...

Here we are 47 pages, and 2 months later and you're STILL melting over your eviction as engineered by Royals #whatdignity??

 

[DapperJong]

You were voted out on Page 15...

Here we are 47 pages, and 2 months later and you're STILL melting over your eviction as engineered by Royals #whatdignity??

Hey, not everyone achieves their goals. I tried to quit a few rounds ago. Doing stuff is hard.

 

[Starburns_]

Tribal Council

Here we go, the last Tribal Council where everyone has a vote, let's see if there's any last minute surprises.

With 3 votes...



Dinsdale, the tribe has spoken. Please bring your torch to the bathwater and join the jury.

Well that went as expected with the final member of the Tribe Cotchin alliance voted off. Though in an interesting twist, they now occupy 5 spots on the jury, enough to win the game with.

Now for the final #impunity challenge of Survivor: Cockburn. And for this you'll need to cast your minds back to the tribal merge...



Challenge #16 - Cockburn is getting an AFL Team!

That's right, the final #impunity challenge is Benwah83's winning entry from challenge #9!

The denizens of the fetid wasteland that is Cockburn are officially sick and tired of being associated with Ross Lyon and his boring brand of football. They’ve protested in the streets. They’ve tied themselves to goal posts (in the forward line, so there’s minimal risk of them getting hit by footballs…). "WE'RE NOT FREO" they scream at the top of their lungs! They want to go out on their own and have their own AFL team!

They’ve put forward a case to AFL house and Gil, is his infinite (read: drunken) wisdom, is admitting them into the comp for the 2017 season!

Now Cockburn FC needs your help...

Task:

Although the residents of Cockburn managed to get Gil to approve their application for an AFL team in his drunken stupor, the application lacked, well, pretty much everything.

You’ve been at Cockburn for a while now, so should have a good feel for everything that is unique about it. You need to condense that uniqueness and come up with the identity of Cockburn FC for their inaugural season!

You are required to:

• Identify a suitable mascot for Cockburn, and fully name the team. I.e. “The Cockburn _______”
• Design them a jumper using the template below.
• Identify who their inaugural coach and captain will be, and why.
• To build excitement, they need a marquee signing for their first season. Who will this be, and why?
• Unfortunately Gil has now sobered up and has realised that a 19 team competition just won’t cut it. So, to help Gil out, identify which team he can remove from the AFL from 2017 onward to make room for Cockburn, and explain why. (Suggestion: You may want to be a bit more creative than ‘Essendon: because they’re drug cheats TROLOLOLOLOLOL’)

Your submission should consider all that is unique about Cockburn, and capture the essence of it to build the identity of the team.

Bonus points may be given for any other details you can provide to build the brand of Cockburn FC as the AFL’s latest franchise. It takes a lot to build a football team...

Jumper template:

Rules:

To enter the challenge, you must start with the words: “Challenge #16 entry.”

Once you have posted your entry, it cannot be modified. Mods can see edit histories. If you break this rule or post incorrectly, you will be disqualified from the round.

No stealing jumper designs from the nerds on the graphics design board. It needs to be an original piece of work (but a lulzy MS paint effort is more than acceptable… and actually encouraged…)

This round will close at 10pm Monday AEDT, if you don't enter, you cannot get #impunity.

The Prize

The contestant who constructs the most amusing and compelling identity for Cockburn FC wins #impunity and a place in the final two.

Good luck floggos.

DapperJong Red mist

 

[DapperJong]

I have lost all competitiveness.