Off-topic Bay new year resolutions

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Fellow flogs, as we count down towards the end of yet another year when Essendong didn’t win a final or the Aints a flag, the time rapidly approaches when shallow people briefly reflect on their life failures and make unrealistic promises they won’t keep anyway

So, let’s join in with some footy-related insights either for yourself or your favourite Bay poster. May I suggest:

Elmer_Judd stay until the end of games
Triggering Tiger make fewer posts
Footy Is The Win make fewer threads
zackah change clubs to a winner https://am.ticketmaster.com/goldcoastfc/

For myself, I pledge to ask myself before I post Will this post enrich anyone’s life or educate them? and if the answer is Yes then I won’t post it

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Fellow flogs, as we count down towards the end of yet another year when Essendong didn’t win a final or the Aints a flag, the time rapidly approaches when shallow people briefly reflect on their life failures and make unrealistic promises they won’t keep anyway

So, let’s join in with some footy-related insights either for yourself or your favourite Bay poster. May I suggest:

Elmer_Judd stay until the end of games
Triggering Tiger make fewer posts
Footy Is The Win make fewer threads
zackah change clubs to a winner https://am.ticketmaster.com/goldcoastfc/

For myself, I pledge to ask myself before I post Will this post enrich anyone’s life or educate them? and if the answer is Yes then I won’t post it

You can stop using anecdotal evidence for evetrhing that pops up in your head spreaders.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Having Footy is the Spammer blocked makes the Bay bearable. My resolution is to keep the block on.
Also I will keep a close eye on the demise of Geelong who are falling faster than lead weighted dentures in the ocean.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Having Footy is the Spammer blocked makes the Bay bearable. My resolution is to keep the block on.
Also I will keep a close eye on the demise of Geelong who are falling faster than lead weighted dentures in the ocean.

 

[zackah]

I promise to be a mod for all people. Even those not as intellectually fortunate as the rest of us, like Collingwood supporters.

 

[James Colorado]

I will attempt to watch some of the game from my seat rather than propped up on the bar.

Like most people, this resolution will not last (likely by 1QT on Round 1).

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Next year, I promise to become older.

 

[STPer18]

No resolution required. I'll continue to be a shining beacon in this forsaken shithole as I cheer on The Most Successful Club This Century, The Mighty Geelong Cats.

 

[Orange crush]

I’ve resolved to be less selfish and not finish first every time

 

[James Colorado]

I’ve resolved to be less selfish and not finish first every time

Hey man, keep it reasonable!

 

[Footy Is The Win]

I’ve resolved to be less selfish and not finish first every time

Keep it real

 

[Orange crush]

Hey man, keep it reasonable!

It’s only once a year anyway so I’ll do my best

 

[Footy Is The Win]

It’s only once a year anyway so I’ll do my best

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

those not as intellectually fortunate as the rest of us, like Collingwood supporters.

They say that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results

Hai Essendong

You can stop using anecdotal evidence for evetrhing that pops up in your head spreaders.

Are you sure you know what anecdotal evidence means?

I’ve resolved to be less selfish and not finish first every time

If only you could convince your club to resolve the opposite

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

My resolution is to go an entire year without getting suspended

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Footy Is The Win]

My resolution is to go an entire year without getting suspended

Is that Apu?

 

[Cyclops]

I promise to be a mod for all people. Even those not as intellectually fortunate as the rest of us, like Collingwood supporters.

My resolution is to get my IQ higher than my tooth count.

One way or another. This is happening.

 

[Feraligatr]

I will attempt to watch some of the game from my seat rather than propped up on the bar.

Like most people, this resolution will not last (likely by 1QT on Round 1).

Shame you're in the rich part of the 'G. I wouldn't mind having a beer with ya.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

FISTO should resolve to change his name again

Plugger35 to stop blaming the umpires for his shittruck team's failure

Shame you're in the rich part of the 'G. I wouldn't mind having a beer with ya.

You should express that as a resolution

 

[Feraligatr]

FISTO should resolve to change his name again

Plugger35 to stop blaming the umpires for his shittruck team's failure




You should express that as a resolution

My resolution is to win the 70 mil next Tuesday.

I already achieved my resolution of being POTY with my sensei Mofra

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

My resolution is to win the 70 mil next Tuesday

Having a beer with JC might be more realistic

Either of them

Then again you did win POTY so miracles do happen

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Having a beer with JC might be more realistic

Either of them

Then again you did win POTY so miracles do happen

Do you even know what time it is?

POTY is overrated.

TOTY is where it's at.

#ham

#12pinkpigs

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You're right

A thread about ham winning TOTY would be even more embarrassing

 

[the avoca drover]

Shame you're in the rich part of the 'G. I wouldn't mind having a beer with ya.

He’s a bloody toff.