Off-topic Bay Survivor 2017 - Good Bloke Island Edition - Congratulations Richoatthedisco!

[ChappyUK]

Russel Crowe

 

[ChappyUK]

Dave Dobbin

 

[RedVest4]

Uncle Bully

 

[Plugger35]

Plugger35 surely knows who the all time greatest Kiwi is.

 

[Floyd]

When I first learned the vote I was like

and then i was like

and that morphed into

which soon became

but now I'm like

Good luck flogs, may the most devious backstabbing conniving sociopath amongst you emerge victorious!

 

[ChappyUK]

When I first learned the vote I was like

and then i was like

and that morphed into

which soon became

but now I'm like

Good luck flogs, may the most devious backstabbing conniving sociopath amongst you emerge victorious!

Guessing you'e returned to No. 4

 

[Marklar_33]

Challenge entry #5

Dear Diary,

Last night two odd fellow washed up on our wretched island. Normally this would be cause for celebration, however these two seemed to be low class humans even by the usual island standards. They rolled off their raft and made their way towards the Biggest Losers.

craffles called out to the pair, "Hiya m9s I'm craffles, you haven't happened to bring any cheese with you have you?"
The Schnozz shouted back, "Hi cleffles, no we did not manage to bring any cheese along with us."
The Ox, "I'm pretty sure he said his name was craffles Baz."
"No, he surely said croffloz."
"I bet you he didn't."
"I bet it's crafelli."
"What odds have you got on it? Can I get a line at the TAB? I'll bet these 42 shells that he definitely said craffles."

Things degenerated from there, ten metres from our camp they entered into a series of ever more intricate bets. Despite being correct about old m27 craffles, the Ox still managed to lose his shirt to the Shnozz. The Schnozz was quickly distracted by the alluring Allikat.

"Hi there little lady, I notice that you're a fellow West Australian."
"Yes, I'm Allikat."
"Allidog, great to meet you, I'm Baz."

"Do you know what," intruded the Ox, "I'm bloody well sick of these silly nicknames ruining whatever island it is that we're on. m7, m9, m33 whatever they keep calling him, Vesty, El Dub, Bosk, Sparkles! Everybody should be referred to by their full names. Nicknames are just turning me off the whole experience here!"

"Listen here chap, I'm tempted to beat you around the ears for that absolute drivel."
"I bet you can't, whoever you are."
"I am Floyd, the most kissed on the dick survivor on the island."
"Look, mate, I bet I can get more dick kisses than you can on this island."

**** me dead this was painful. The Schnozz had moved on to others on the island, trying desperately to schmooze with the clear alpha males of tribe Biggest Loser.

"So, richoatthedickset what do you call this?"
"Mo-et."
"Are you sure it isn't Mo-e."
"Yes."
"And Vesty, what's this fantastic image that you pray to?"
"Shaun Marsh."
"And the other one?"
"Sam Menegola."
"Wow, Simon Menedola and Shaun Bog, what amazing idols. Do any of them grant you impunity?"
"No, everybody knows that Brain Power has the impunity idols, these are just for masturbating."

Hours later I awoke to see the Ox lying in his own filth after seemingly gambling all night long:

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I haven't seen such depravity since Duritz stopped posting on the Bay.

The pair eventually made their way across the island to the Long Lost Children of Spiro Koumantatgreekbullshitakis. I received a secret message via coconut mail from my LLCSK secret elliance,

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"As an ex mod and refined English gentleman I am disgusted by this behaviour. The Schnozz is desperately clinging to Smeg Head since as you know all West Australians have being a member of the underground classes in common. FMD this place is ******, can we vote these shitbags off when we inevitably lose this challenge? Why am I asking you?"

Thanks for the mention, but I’m not even on the island anymore

 

[Marklar_33]

Plugger35 surely knows who the all time greatest Kiwi is.

The man in my avatar! Or his predecessor

 

[El Dubya]

The man in my avatar! Or his predecessor

His predecessors predecessor.

 

[ChappyUK]

His predecessors predecessor.
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I thought it might have been Hadley. Lulz.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Good luck flogs, may the most devious backstabbing conniving sociopath amongst you emerge victorious!

Chappy will certainly be hard to beat.

I thought it might have been Hadley. Lulz.

*Hadlee. Wanka.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Anyway, I share a birthday with the actual greatest New Zealander of all time.

Phar Lap.

 

[William Wonka]

*Hadlee. Wanka.

Dont tag me minno...
Oh I see, wanka.
Never mind, carry on.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Dont tag me minno...
Oh I see, wanka.
Never mind, carry on.

Same dif.

 

[William Wonka]

Same dif.

Wonka Wanka Plonka
Tomatoe/Tomato

 

[Dinsdale]

“Challenge #7 entry.”

Smeg Head , the secret leader of Team Souf gathered his troupes.
Smeg: Right Dawn to Dark Dinsdale Chappyuk Brain Power you've had a day or so for this stupid challenge, with the debacle of the last vote giving us extra time, well done on the bribery there Dins, but what have we got for this challenge?

Chappy: err what do we have to do again, with all the craziness I've forgotten
Dawn: an ad for china I think
Dins: I thought it was for Alberton?
Brains: it was for Paer to China by my paers of recollection
Smeg: so...anyone? anyone got anything? how to convince Power supporters? Someone must have something...
Dins: well, Poort paer supporters cant read but they watch tele in between the dole cheques and home abuse, so I thought a TV ad but ... its not very good...I only had 5 minutes on the team C64...
Smeg: show us



Smeg: well, its a start, what about everyone else?

 

[bontshow]

You'll be happy to know that here on boydshow island, Bosk and boydshow are only copulating 3 times a day now.

What can I say, Gay Marriage got me in the mood

 

[A Cut Above]

What can I say, Gay Marriage got me in the mood

Don't go getting ideas. Our relationship is 100% physical.

 

[RedVest4]

挑战#入围

中国好人，我们在阿德莱德港足球俱乐部诚挚地邀请您来观看我们的澳式足球比赛。

现在我们承认我们的足球俱乐部非常平淡，香草和无聊，不像吉朗猫这样的球队。我们也承认，我们的玩家没有任何明星的力量。

不过，我们为您准备了令人兴奋的游戏日礼包！

购买机票时，您将收到并体验以下内容：

中国阴茎放大镜



我们承认你们国家的公民在这个部门严重缺乏，从来不怕，我们在这里帮忙。这是我们团队的成员和支持者使用的阴茎放大器的同一品牌。

眼宽仪



这件华丽的装备是中国民间必备的装备。在使用这个时，你可以更好地看到游戏，因为我们知道目前对你来说很困难。

香蕉的手



如果我们俱乐部的支持者不喜欢来自另一支球队的球员，由于他们皮肤的颜色，我们鼓励我们的支持者基地向他们投掷水果。我们推荐一个香蕉。

四分之一时间娱乐：按摩



您将得到着名的阿德莱德港口支持者灰色的前妻的感官按摩。她会做一个了不起的工作！

一半午餐：河豚



午餐时间，您将享受代表我们俱乐部和支持者的美味本地动物。河豚。

限量版达斯汀马丁筷子



用一套与首选筷子完全相同的筷子吃午餐。

比赛开始在牙伤害

我们连同我们的总裁想你！

 

[Smeg Head]

好秀红背心，现在上床睡觉！

 

[A Cut Above]

Hrm I only know two phrases in Mandarin

"Me rove you rong time strong time"
"Two dorra sucky sucky"

 

[richoatthedisco]

挑战#入围

中国好人，我们在阿德莱德港足球俱乐部诚挚地邀请您来观看我们的澳式足球比赛。

现在我们承认我们的足球俱乐部非常平淡，香草和无聊，不像吉朗猫这样的球队。我们也承认，我们的玩家没有任何明星的力量。

不过，我们为您准备了令人兴奋的游戏日礼包！

购买机票时，您将收到并体验以下内容：

中国阴茎放大镜

View attachment 443462

我们承认你们国家的公民在这个部门严重缺乏，从来不怕，我们在这里帮忙。这是我们团队的成员和支持者使用的阴茎放大器的同一品牌。

眼宽仪

View attachment 443463

这件华丽的装备是中国民间必备的装备。在使用这个时，你可以更好地看到游戏，因为我们知道目前对你来说很困难。

香蕉的手

View attachment 443465

如果我们俱乐部的支持者不喜欢来自另一支球队的球员，由于他们皮肤的颜色，我们鼓励我们的支持者基地向他们投掷水果。我们推荐一个香蕉。

四分之一时间娱乐：按摩

View attachment 443467

您将得到着名的阿德莱德港口支持者灰色的前妻的感官按摩。她会做一个了不起的工作！

一半午餐：河豚

View attachment 443468

午餐时间，您将享受代表我们俱乐部和支持者的美味本地动物。河豚。

限量版达斯汀马丁筷子

View attachment 443469

用一套与首选筷子完全相同的筷子吃午餐。

比赛开始在牙伤害

我们连同我们的总裁想你！

View attachment 443470

Thanks, Vesty. Now I can finally get my new dishwasher to work.

 

[ChappyUK]

挑战#入围

中国好人，我们在阿德莱德港足球俱乐部诚挚地邀请您来观看我们的澳式足球比赛。

现在我们承认我们的足球俱乐部非常平淡，香草和无聊，不像吉朗猫这样的球队。我们也承认，我们的玩家没有任何明星的力量。

不过，我们为您准备了令人兴奋的游戏日礼包！

购买机票时，您将收到并体验以下内容：

中国阴茎放大镜

View attachment 443462

我们承认你们国家的公民在这个部门严重缺乏，从来不怕，我们在这里帮忙。这是我们团队的成员和支持者使用的阴茎放大器的同一品牌。

眼宽仪

View attachment 443463

这件华丽的装备是中国民间必备的装备。在使用这个时，你可以更好地看到游戏，因为我们知道目前对你来说很困难。

香蕉的手

View attachment 443465

如果我们俱乐部的支持者不喜欢来自另一支球队的球员，由于他们皮肤的颜色，我们鼓励我们的支持者基地向他们投掷水果。我们推荐一个香蕉。

四分之一时间娱乐：按摩

View attachment 443467

您将得到着名的阿德莱德港口支持者灰色的前妻的感官按摩。她会做一个了不起的工作！

一半午餐：河豚

View attachment 443468

午餐时间，您将享受代表我们俱乐部和支持者的美味本地动物。河豚。

限量版达斯汀马丁筷子

View attachment 443469

用一套与首选筷子完全相同的筷子吃午餐。

比赛开始在牙伤害

我们连同我们的总裁想你！

View attachment 443470

I'm sure fugu is Japanese but what's the difference right.

 

[William Wonka]

I'm sure fugu is Japanese but what's the difference right.

 

[RedVest4]

I'm sure fugu is Japanese but what's the difference right.

You got me... This was the original pic, I cropped the photo