AnUltimateRessie
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- Jan 14, 2022
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I for sure would have but it breaks some legality bullshit idk I didn't really read itShould have just let me die, AnUltimateRessie. I cannot face this humiliation.
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AFLW 2024 - Round 9 - Indigenous Round - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
I for sure would have but it breaks some legality bullshit idk I didn't really read itShould have just let me die, AnUltimateRessie. I cannot face this humiliation.
ROUND 4
por_please_ya comes out fighting.
Mrs Turbo is wading through punches! (all out) and she's head hunting.
Mrs Turbo tries to land a right hand to the head, but she's off balance .
por_please_ya scores with a jab to the eye.
por_please_ya lashes out with a straight right to the ribs, but Mrs Turbo slips it .
por_please_ya takes charge with a straight right to the face.
por_please_ya throws a quick jab to the head.
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por_please_ya throws a jab to the head.
Mrs Turbo jars por_please_ya with a vicious hook to the head!! The crowd is on its feet!!
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por_please_ya tags Mrs Turbo with a clean jab to the head.
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Mrs Turbo throws a hook to the head, but por_please_ya covers herself well .
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por_please_ya hits Mrs Turbo with a hook to the chest. Mrs Turbo stumbles, but remains on her feet! She looks hurt!!
por_please_ya fires a jab to the stomach, but Mrs Turbo takes it in the forearms .
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Mrs Turbo fires a hook to the jaw, but por_please_ya covers herself well .
por_please_ya hits Mrs Turbo with a hook to the eye.
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Mrs Turbo lands a big bomb and por_please_ya hurtles to the canvass!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
por_please_ya struggles to her feet and the fight goes on!
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por_please_ya lands a decisive straight and Mrs Turbo is knocked down!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TEN!
She's out!!!
por_please_ya wins by a Knock Out!!
Time: 1:26
por_please_ya remains standing while the trainer wipes her down.
Mrs Turbo is obviously tired. She has her left eye badly swollen. She has swelling around her right eye. She has bleeding below her left eye.
Judge Hilly had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 2: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 3: por_please_ya 10-9
Judge Broken had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 2: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 3: por_please_ya 10-9
Judge Metalcrusher had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 2: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 3: por_please_ya 10-9
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That's terrifyingAt this rate, por_please_ya will be taking on multiple opponents at a time next time
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Can I just bury him in the desert instead?Fight 3 - @Art Vandelay_ v @Matera92, the winner gets to tar and feather the loser and walk him down the main strip of Las Vegas.
por_kill_ye by name and by natureThat's terrifying
Deep down you know you would miss him if he ever disappeared, your like 2 peas in a pod.Can I just bury him in the desert instead?
I just want him gone.
ROUND 9
Gero goes toe-to-toe (inside) and he's head hunting.
Matera92 goes toe-to-toe (inside) and he's head hunting.
Matera92 throws a right to the nose, but Gero slips it .
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Matera92 lunges with an uppercut to the eye, but Gero slips it .
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Matera92 throws an uppercut to the head, but Gero ducks .
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Gero attacks with an overhand right to the chin, but is ineffective .
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Matera92 tries a hook to the temple, but it's short .
Gero tries to land a left to the head, but misses .
Matera92 whacks Gero with a heavy right hand to the face.
Matera92 lands a monster left bomb and Gero lands flat on his back!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
Gero gets up and the fight goes on!
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Gero reaches with a hook to the nose, but Matera92 ties him up .
Matera92 launches a hook to the head, but Gero covers up .
Matera92 annoys Gero with a hook to the ribs. Gero sneers!
Gero lunges with a hook to the mouth, but Matera92 ducks .
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Gero launches an overhand right to the eye, but it's short .
Gero drills Matera92 with a mean hook to the face!
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Gero throws an uppercut to the mouth, but Matera92 covers up .
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Matera92 fires a hook to the head, but Gero ducks .
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Matera92 tries to land a right hand to the temple, but Gero knocks it away .
Gero lunges with a sweeping right to the head, but it's short .
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Gero takes charge with a sweeping right to the ribs. Matera92 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL!
According to the Commentators:
Art "Gero" Vandelay landed 7 of 33 punches -- 5 power punches, 0 jabs, 2 rights. (26 points)
3 Votes "Matera92" landed 9 of 38 punches -- 7 power punches, 0 jabs, 2 rights. (34 points)
3 Votes "Matera92" won the round 10-8 for the knockdown.
3 Votes "Matera92" is winning the fight 86-84.
Gero is sucking wind.
Matera92 looks exhausted. He has his right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
Art "Gero" Vandelay:
lost 6.9 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. He took 20.2 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 70 points of damage in the fight.
3 Votes "Matera92":
lost 13.1 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 4.0 points due to fatigue. He took 19.2 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 81 points of damage in the fight.
ROUND 10
Gero goes toe-to-toe (inside) and he's head hunting.
Matera92 goes toe-to-toe (inside) and he's head hunting.
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Gero lunges with a sweeping right to the chin, but comes up empty .
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Matera92 punches Gero with a sharp hook to the head. Gero covers up.
Matera92 launches a roundhouse to the temple, but it's short .
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Gero throws a hook to the nose, but Matera92 ties him up .
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Matera92 probes with a cross to the face, but Gero blocks it .
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Gero lashes out with an uppercut to the stomach, but fails to score .
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Gero tries to land an uppercut to the chin, but Matera92 ducks .
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Gero lunges with a hook to the jaw, but it's too slow .
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Gero lands an uppercut to the face.
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Matera92 throws an overhand right to the chin, but Gero slips it .
Gero scores with a cross to the head.
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Matera92 attacks with a roundhouse to the mouth, but Gero knocks it away .
Matera92 attacks with a hook to the chin, but fails to score .
Gero lands a quick hook to the head.
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Gero jars Matera92 with a big roundhouse to the mouth!! The crowd is on its feet!!
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Gero lands a big right hook and Matera92 falls to the canvas!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TEN!
He's out!!!
Art "Gero" Vandelay wins by a Knock Out!!
Time: 2:43
Gero is sucking wind.
Matera92 collapses limply onto his stool. He has his right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
Art "Gero" Vandelay:
lost 3.7 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. He took 12.1 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 75 points of damage in the fight.
3 Votes "Matera92":
lost 23.9 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 4.0 points due to fatigue. He took 36.0 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 107 points of damage in the fight.
Judge Hilly had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Art "Gero" Vandelay 10-9
Round 4: Art "Gero" Vandelay 10-9
Round 5: Art "Gero" Vandelay 10-9
Round 6: Art "Gero" Vandelay 10-9
Round 7: 3 Votes "Matera92" 10-8
Round 8: 3 Votes "Matera92" 10-8
Round 9: 3 Votes "Matera92" 10-8
Judge Broken had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Art "Gero" Vandelay 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Art "Gero" Vandelay 10-9
Round 5: Art "Gero" Vandelay 10-9
Round 6: Art "Gero" Vandelay 10-9
Round 7: 3 Votes "Matera92" 10-8
Round 8: 3 Votes "Matera92" 10-8
Round 9: 3 Votes "Matera92" 10-8
Judge Metalcrusher had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: 3 Votes "Matera92" 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Art "Gero" Vandelay 10-9
Round 4: Art "Gero" Vandelay 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Art "Gero" Vandelay 10-9
Round 7: 3 Votes "Matera92" 10-8
Round 8: 3 Votes "Matera92" 10-8
Round 9: 3 Votes "Matera92" 10-8
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ROUND 4
por_please_ya comes out fighting.
Mrs Turbo is wading through punches! (all out) and she's head hunting.
Mrs Turbo tries to land a right hand to the head, but she's off balance .
por_please_ya scores with a jab to the eye.
por_please_ya lashes out with a straight right to the ribs, but Mrs Turbo slips it .
por_please_ya takes charge with a straight right to the face.
por_please_ya throws a quick jab to the head.
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por_please_ya throws a jab to the head.
Mrs Turbo jars por_please_ya with a vicious hook to the head!! The crowd is on its feet!!
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por_please_ya tags Mrs Turbo with a clean jab to the head.
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Mrs Turbo throws a hook to the head, but por_please_ya covers herself well .
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por_please_ya hits Mrs Turbo with a hook to the chest. Mrs Turbo stumbles, but remains on her feet! She looks hurt!!
por_please_ya fires a jab to the stomach, but Mrs Turbo takes it in the forearms .
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Mrs Turbo fires a hook to the jaw, but por_please_ya covers herself well .
por_please_ya hits Mrs Turbo with a hook to the eye.
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Mrs Turbo lands a big bomb and por_please_ya hurtles to the canvass!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
por_please_ya struggles to her feet and the fight goes on!
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por_please_ya lands a decisive straight and Mrs Turbo is knocked down!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TEN!
She's out!!!
por_please_ya wins by a Knock Out!!
Time: 1:26
por_please_ya remains standing while the trainer wipes her down.
Mrs Turbo is obviously tired. She has her left eye badly swollen. She has swelling around her right eye. She has bleeding below her left eye.
Judge Hilly had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 2: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 3: por_please_ya 10-9
Judge Broken had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 2: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 3: por_please_ya 10-9
Judge Metalcrusher had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 2: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 3: por_please_ya 10-9
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