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Fight 1 - Art Vandelay_ v Matera92

In this corner, standing 6 feet (183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 195 pounds (88 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is Art "Gero" Vandelay!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet (183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 202 pounds (92 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is 3 Votes "Matera92"!!

This bout is scheduled for 12 rounds.

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ROUND 1


Gero is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.
Matera92 is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.

Matera92 jars Gero with a big uppercut to the stomach!! The crowd roars!! Gero covers up. Oh, he's hurt! That really hurt him!
Matera92 throws a hook to the head. Gero is knocked into the ropes!! He barely stays on his feet!
Gero jars Matera92 with a big hook to the head!! The crowd is on its feet!! Matera92 covers up. Oh, he's hurt! That really hurt him!
Matera92 connects with a hook to the chin. Gero stumbles, but remains on his feet! He looks hurt!!

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Matera92 annoys Gero with an overhand right to the eye. Gero is hurt! He barely keeps his feet under him!
Gero annoys Matera92 with a quick uppercut to the nose. Matera92 stumbles, but remains on his feet! He looks hurt!!
Matera92 jars Gero with a blow to the groin! The referee stops the action and issues a warning!

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Matera92 throws an overhand right to the jaw. Gero stumbles, but remains on his feet! He looks hurt!!
Matera92 annoys Gero with a roundhouse to the head. Gero is knocked into the ropes!! He barely stays on his feet!

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Gero throws an uppercut to the chin. Matera92 covers up. Oh, he's hurt! That really hurt him!
Gero jars Matera92 with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee stops the action and issues a warning!

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Gero annoys Matera92 with a quick hook to the jaw. Matera92 staggers into the ropes!!
Matera92 annoys Gero with a hook to the temple. Gero staggers into the ropes!!
Matera92 throws an uppercut to the mouth. Gero staggers into the ropes!!
Matera92 annoys Gero with a hook to the eye. Gero is hurt!! He falls into a clinch and the ref forces them apart!
Matera92 annoys Gero with a quick overhand right to the mouth.
Gero sneers!

Matera92 throws a hook to the jaw. Gero staggers into the ropes!! The Referee stops the fight!!
3 Votes "Matera92" wins by a Knock Out!!


Time: 0:15


Gero can't remember which corner is his. He has a serious cut over his left eye.

Matera92 can't remember which corner is his. He has a fractured nose.

Art "Gero" Vandelay:

lost 133.7 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 4.0 points due to fatigue. He took 305.8 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 163 points of damage in the fight.

3 Votes "Matera92":

lost 108.9 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 5.5 points due to fatigue. He took 179.6 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 134 points of damage in the fight.

Matera with the quick knockout to win the 1st fight of the series. You would hope Art lasts longer in the bedroom than this fight or else he would have one pretty disappointed partner.

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In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is por_please_ya !!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is Mrs Turbo!!

This bout is scheduled for 12 rounds.

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ROUND 1

por_please_ya comes out fighting.
Mrs Turbo comes out fighting.

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Mrs Turbo tries a jab to the head, but por_please_ya covers herself well .
Mrs Turbo charges with a jab to the head, but falls short .
Mrs Turbo annoys por_please_ya with a jab to the chest.
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Mrs Turbo lunges with an overhand right to the chest, but por_please_ya ducks .
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por_please_ya annoys Mrs Turbo with a jab to the mouth.
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Mrs Turbo tries a jab to the head, but por_please_ya ducks .
por_please_ya throws a hook to the head. Mrs Turbo is knocked into the ropes!! She barely stays on her feet!
por_please_ya throws a quick left to the chest.
Mrs Turbo tries to land a hook to the stomach, but por_please_ya ducks .
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por_please_ya throws a quick jab to the head.
Mrs Turbo annoys por_please_ya with a jab to the head.
por_please_ya annoys Mrs Turbo with a quick jab to the ribs.
Mrs Turbo fires a jab to the stomach, but por_please_ya evades it .
por_please_ya tries a jab to the mouth, but Mrs Turbo evades it .
Mrs Turbo hits por_please_ya with a cross to the stomach.
por_please_ya launches a hook to the head, but misses completely .
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por_please_ya throws a clean jab to the face.
por_please_ya throws a jab to the mouth, but Mrs Turbo slips it .
por_please_ya connects with a hook to the chest.
por_please_ya throws a right to the chest. Mrs Turbo sneers!
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por_please_ya lands a sweeping right to the chest.
por_please_ya throws a quick jab to the stomach. Mrs Turbo sneers!
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Mrs Turbo launches a jab to the stomach, but is ineffective .
Mrs Turbo throws a quick uppercut to the eye.
Mrs Turbo connects with a jab to the chest. por_please_ya ignores it.
por_please_ya hits Mrs Turbo with a quick jab to the head. Mrs Turbo ignores it.
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Mrs Turbo charges with a straight right to the head, but por_please_ya slips it .
Mrs Turbo lashes out with a jab to the chin, but por_please_ya evades it .
por_please_ya lands a jab to the face. Mrs Turbo sneers!
por_please_ya connects with a jab to the ribs.
por_please_ya lands a hook to the chin.
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

por_please_ya landed 55 of 68 punches -- 9 power punches, 38 jabs, 8 rights. (136 points)
Mrs Mrs Turbo landed 21 of 55 punches -- 3 power punches, 15 jabs, 3 rights. (51 points)

por_please_ya won the round 10-9 by stunning Mrs Turbo.

por_please_ya is winning the fight 10-9.


por_please_ya doesn't need to rest.

Mrs Turbo doesn't need to rest.

por_please_ya:
lost 3.9 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. She took 6.2 points of stun damage this round. She has accumulated 4 points of damage in the fight.
Mrs Mrs Turbo:
lost 5.7 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. She took 7.7 points of stun damage this round. She has accumulated 6 points of damage in the fight.

ROUND 2

por_please_ya comes out fighting.
Mrs Turbo comes out fighting.

Mrs Turbo throws a jab to the nose.
por_please_ya annoys Mrs Turbo with a quick jab to the chin.
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por_please_ya throws a jab to the chest. Mrs Turbo sneers!
Mrs Turbo annoys por_please_ya with a quick jab to the head. por_please_ya sneers!
por_please_ya throws a quick jab to the head. Mrs Turbo sneers!
Mrs Turbo fires a clean jab to the stomach.
por_please_ya fires a cross to the temple.
por_please_ya tries a jab to the chin, but Mrs Turbo blocks it .
Mrs Turbo tries a cross to the face, but por_please_ya ducks .
por_please_ya connects with a jab to the stomach.
por_please_ya tags Mrs Turbo with a hook to the stomach.
Mrs Turbo launches a jab to the ribs, but por_please_ya blocks it .
Mrs Turbo tries a jab to the chest, but por_please_ya covers herself well .
Mrs Turbo tries an uppercut to the eye, but por_please_ya blocks it .
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Mrs Turbo lashes out with a jab to the nose, but por_please_ya blocks it .
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por_please_ya fires a hook to the solar plexus, but Mrs Turbo blocks it .
Mrs Turbo annoys por_please_ya with a jab to the temple.
por_please_ya annoys Mrs Turbo with a jab to the head. Mrs Turbo sneers!
por_please_ya attacks with a jab to the solar plexus, but misses .
Mrs Turbo tries a jab to the temple, but por_please_ya covers herself well .
Mrs Turbo attacks with an uppercut to the head, but doesn't land it very well .
Mrs Turbo throws a jab to the head.
por_please_ya throws a jab to the head.
por_please_ya lands a jab to the stomach. Mrs Turbo ignores it.
por_please_ya annoys Mrs Turbo with a sweeping right to the temple.
Mrs Turbo lands a cross to the head. por_please_ya sneers!
por_please_ya probes with a jab to the face, but Mrs Turbo hides behind her gloves .
Mrs Turbo annoys por_please_ya with a jab to the solar plexus.
Mrs Turbo annoys por_please_ya with a hook to the ribs. por_please_ya ignores it.
por_please_ya tries a right hand to the temple, but Mrs Turbo covers herself well .
por_please_ya throws an overhand right to the eye.
Mrs Turbo tags por_please_ya with a quick jab to the stomach.
por_please_ya annoys Mrs Turbo with a quick jab to the temple. Mrs Turbo sneers!
Mrs Turbo hits por_please_ya with a clean roundhouse to the stomach.
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Mrs Turbo attacks with a jab to the chin, but por_please_ya covers up .
por_please_ya annoys Mrs Turbo with a jab to the face.
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Mrs Turbo charges with a jab to the eye, but por_please_ya covers herself well .
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

por_please_ya landed 52 of 72 punches -- 8 power punches, 36 jabs, 8 rights. (128 points)
Mrs Mrs Turbo landed 38 of 75 punches -- 5 power punches, 28 jabs, 5 rights. (91 points)

por_please_ya won the round 10-9 with more accurate punching.

por_please_ya is winning the fight 20-18.


por_please_ya doesn't need to rest.

Mrs Turbo doesn't need to rest.

por_please_ya:
lost 5.3 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. She took 8.8 points of stun damage this round. She has accumulated 9 points of damage in the fight.
Mrs Mrs Turbo:
lost 5.5 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. She took 7.3 points of stun damage this round. She has accumulated 11 points of damage in the fight.

ROUND 3

por_please_ya comes out fighting.
Mrs Turbo comes out fighting.

Mrs Turbo lands a jab to the chin.
Mrs Turbo annoys por_please_ya with a cross to the nose.
por_please_ya throws a quick jab to the head. Mrs Turbo sneers!
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Mrs Turbo probes with a jab to the nose, but por_please_ya covers up .
Mrs Turbo throws a jab to the head.
por_please_ya lashes out with a jab to the stomach, but goes wide .
por_please_ya throws a quick jab to the stomach.
Mrs Turbo charges with a jab to the jaw, but por_please_ya hides behind her gloves .
por_please_ya throws a jab to the chin.
por_please_ya connects with a hook to the chest. Mrs Turbo sneers!
Mrs Turbo attacks with a jab to the chest, but misses .
Mrs Turbo attacks with an overhand right to the eye, but por_please_ya ducks .
Mrs Turbo lashes out with a jab to the temple, but por_please_ya covers herself well .
Mrs Turbo lunges with a jab to the stomach, but comes up empty .
por_please_ya annoys Mrs Turbo with a jab to the ribs.
por_please_ya lands a quick jab to the head.
Mrs Turbo throws a jab to the ribs.
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por_please_ya lands a jab to the stomach.
por_please_ya fires a clean jab to the head.
Mrs Turbo lunges with an uppercut to the stomach, but por_please_ya ducks .
Mrs Turbo probes with a jab to the head, but por_please_ya covers herself well .
por_please_ya lands a right to the eye.
por_please_ya annoys Mrs Turbo with a quick cross to the face.
Mrs Turbo probes with a sweeping right to the stomach, but flails uselessly .
por_please_ya throws a jab to the stomach, but flails uselessly .
Mrs Turbo lands a hook to the face.
Mrs Turbo tries a jab to the chin, but por_please_ya evades it .
por_please_ya connects with a jab to the jaw. Mrs Turbo ignores it.
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Mrs Turbo lands a jab to the chest.
Mrs Turbo throws a jab to the solar plexus.
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por_please_ya fires a jab to the chin, but Mrs Turbo blocks it .
Mrs Turbo reaches with a right to the chest, but por_please_ya covers herself well .
Mrs Turbo throws a quick jab to the eye.
por_please_ya throws a jab to the head.
por_please_ya launches a left to the jaw, but it's short .
Mrs Turbo connects with a quick uppercut to the stomach.
por_please_ya fires a hook to the nose, but misses completely .
por_please_ya throws a hook to the temple.
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

por_please_ya landed 53 of 72 punches -- 8 power punches, 37 jabs, 8 rights. (130 points)
Mrs Mrs Turbo landed 34 of 79 punches -- 4 power punches, 26 jabs, 4 rights. (80 points)

por_please_ya won the round 10-9 with more accurate punching.

por_please_ya is winning the fight 30-27.


por_please_ya remains standing while the trainer wipes her down.

Mrs Turbo remains standing while the trainer wipes her down.

por_please_ya:
lost 4.9 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. She took 8.2 points of stun damage this round. She has accumulated 14 points of damage in the fight.
Mrs Mrs Turbo:
lost 5.6 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. She took 7.5 points of stun damage this round. She has accumulated 17 points of damage in the fight.
 
ROUND 4

por_please_ya comes out fighting.
Mrs Turbo is wading through punches! (all out) and she's head hunting.

Mrs Turbo tries to land a right hand to the head, but she's off balance .
por_please_ya scores with a jab to the eye.
por_please_ya lashes out with a straight right to the ribs, but Mrs Turbo slips it .
por_please_ya takes charge with a straight right to the face.
por_please_ya throws a quick jab to the head.
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por_please_ya throws a jab to the head.
Mrs Turbo jars por_please_ya with a vicious hook to the head!! The crowd is on its feet!!
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por_please_ya tags Mrs Turbo with a clean jab to the head.
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Mrs Turbo throws a hook to the head, but por_please_ya covers herself well .
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por_please_ya hits Mrs Turbo with a hook to the chest. Mrs Turbo stumbles, but remains on her feet! She looks hurt!!
por_please_ya fires a jab to the stomach, but Mrs Turbo takes it in the forearms .
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Mrs Turbo fires a hook to the jaw, but por_please_ya covers herself well .
por_please_ya hits Mrs Turbo with a hook to the eye.
...

Mrs Turbo lands a big bomb and por_please_ya hurtles to the canvass!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

por_please_ya struggles to her feet and the fight goes on!

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por_please_ya lands a decisive straight and Mrs Turbo is knocked down!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

TEN!
She's out!!!
por_please_ya wins by a Knock Out!!


Time: 1:26
por_please_ya remains standing while the trainer wipes her down.

Mrs Turbo is obviously tired. She has her left eye badly swollen. She has swelling around her right eye. She has bleeding below her left eye.

Judge Hilly had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 2: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 3: por_please_ya 10-9

Judge Broken had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 2: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 3: por_please_ya 10-9

Judge Metalcrusher had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 2: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 3: por_please_ya 10-9

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In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 161 pounds (73 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is Gralin!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 166 pounds (75 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is Mobbs!!

This bout is scheduled for 12 rounds.

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ROUND 1

Gralin comes out fighting.
Mobbs is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.

Gralin strikes with an uppercut to the chest. Mobbs covers up.
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Mobbs fires a straight right to the eye, but Gralin slips it .
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Mobbs jars Gralin with a big straight right to the eye!! The crowd is on its feet!! Gralin grimaces in pain.

Mobbs lands a huge uppercut and Gralin drops like a stone!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Gralin doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

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Gralin lunges with a jab to the mouth, but fails to score .
Gralin fires a hook to the head, but can't connect .
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Gralin throws a jab to the stomach, but Mobbs ducks .
Gralin tags Mobbs with a quick jab to the face. Mobbs ignores it.
Mobbs fires a hook to the solar plexus, but Gralin slips it .
Mobbs launches an uppercut to the face, but goes wide .
Gralin annoys Mobbs with a jab to the mouth.
Mobbs charges with a hook to the head, but is ineffective .
Gralin lands a jab to the eye.
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Gralin takes charge with a low blow! It appears unintentional, but the referee stops the action and issues a warning!
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Mobbs launches a roundhouse to the eye, but Gralin hides behind his gloves .
Gralin lands a jab to the chin.
Gralin lashes out with a jab to the jaw, but Mobbs slips it .
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Mobbs tags Gralin with a clean uppercut to the head.
Mobbs scores with a left to the temple.

Mobbs lands a sudden uppercut and Gralin is knocked off his feet!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Gralin doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

Mobbs belts Gralin with a ferocious roundhouse to the jaw.
Gralin annoys Mobbs with a quick hook to the chin. Mobbs sneers!
Mobbs tries a straight right to the head, but Gralin blocks it .
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Gralin lashes out with a solid jab to the head.
Gralin reaches with a jab to the solar plexus, but Mobbs takes it in the forearms .
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Mobbs jars Gralin with a low blow! The referee stops the action and issues a warning!
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Gralin fires a nice jab to the jaw.
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Mobbs connects with a quick cross to the face.
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Gralin lunges with a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Mobbs takes it in the forearms .
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Gralin hits with a clean left to the stomach. Mobbs covers up.
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

Gralin landed 34 of 57 punches -- 5 power punches, 24 jabs, 5 rights. (83 points)
Mobbs landed 19 of 41 punches -- 13 power punches, 0 jabs, 6 rights. (70 points)

Mobbs won the round 10-7 for the knockdown.

Mobbs is winning the fight 10-7.


Gralin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has his left eye badly swollen. He has swelling around his right eye. He has bleeding over his left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

Mobbs grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Gralin:
lost 20.1 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 4.5 points due to fatigue. He took 26.4 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 24 points of damage in the fight.
Mobbs:
lost 18.4 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 6.0 points due to fatigue. He took 15.0 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 18 points of damage in the fight.

ROUND 2

Gralin has 107.9 endurance points remaining.
Your tactics: aggressiveness = 4.0, power = 8.0, defense = 8.0, resting 0.0
You are trying to knock him out this round.

Mobbs has 58.0 endurance points remaining.
Your tactics: aggressiveness = 6.0, power = 11.0, defense = 3.0, resting 0.0
You are trying to knock him out this round.


Gralin is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.
Mobbs throws everything he's got! (all out) and he's head hunting.

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Mobbs jars Gralin with a big hook to the face!! The crowd is on its feet!! Gralin is hurt! He barely keeps his feet under him!
Mobbs jars Gralin with a head butt! Boo! Boo!
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Gralin jars Mobbs with a ferocious uppercut to the face!! The crowd is on its feet!! Mobbs covers up. Oh, he's hurt! That really hurt him!
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Gralin throws a hook to the chest, but it's short .
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Gralin jars Mobbs with a big cross to the jaw!! The crowd is on its feet!!
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Gralin attacks with a left to the nose, but Mobbs slips it .
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Gralin lands a bone crunching left uppercut and Mobbs topples to the canvass!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Mobbs doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

Mobbs lashes out with an overhand right to the stomach, but Gralin slips it .
Mobbs reaches with an overhand right to the jaw, but it's soft .
Mobbs throws a right hand to the head, but Gralin knocks it away .
Gralin annoys Mobbs with a jab to the face.
Mobbs jars Gralin with an elbow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!!

Mobbs throws an overhand right to the nose. Gralin seems dazed. He's out on his feet!!
Gralin annoys Mobbs with a hook to the mouth. Mobbs staggers into the ropes!!
Gralin throws a hook to the mouth.
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Gralin annoys Mobbs with a hook to the nose.
Gralin throws a roundhouse to the head.

Gralin lands a wicked combination and Mobbs collapses!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

TEN!
He's out!!!
Gralin wins by a Knock Out!!


Time: 0:56

Gralin looks exhausted. He has his left eye badly swollen. He has his right eye badly swollen. He has bleeding over his left eye. He has a cut over his right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

Mobbs can't remember which corner is his. He has a serious cut over his left eye.

Gralin:
lost 55.5 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. He took 73.8 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 91 points of damage in the fight.
Mobbs:
lost 106.3 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 7.5 points due to fatigue. He took 125.9 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 148 points of damage in the fight.

Judge Hilly had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mobbs 10-7

Judge Broken had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mobbs 10-7

Judge Metalcrusher had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mobbs 10-7

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In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is Dinsdale!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is nahnah!!

This bout is scheduled for 12 rounds.

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ROUND 1

Dinsdale comes out fighting.
nahnah comes out fighting.

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Dinsdale probes with a sweeping right to the head, but only touches with it .
nahnah throws a quick jab to the face.
nahnah launches a left to the solar plexus, but doesn't really connect .
Dinsdale attacks with a jab to the solar plexus, but nahnah covers himself well .
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nahnah annoys Dinsdale with a jab to the solar plexus.
Dinsdale launches a jab to the ribs, but it's too slow .
nahnah annoys Dinsdale with a jab to the stomach. Dinsdale sneers!
Dinsdale throws an uppercut to the eye, but misses .
nahnah attempts an uppercut to the eye, but fails to score .
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Dinsdale lands a jab to the chest.
nahnah lands a hook to the solar plexus.
nahnah launches a jab to the chest, but Dinsdale covers up .
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Dinsdale annoys nahnah with a jab to the face.
nahnah connects with a quick left to the face.
Dinsdale throws a sweeping right to the stomach.
Dinsdale attacks with a right hand to the head, but doesn't land it very well .
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Dinsdale lands a jab to the stomach.
Dinsdale attempts a roundhouse to the stomach, but nahnah evades it .
nahnah throws a jab to the head, but Dinsdale blocks it .
Dinsdale charges with a jab to the stomach, but nahnah ducks .
nahnah throws a jab to the mouth. Dinsdale ignores it.
Dinsdale throws a jab to the temple, but nahnah covers himself well .
Dinsdale charges with a left to the chest, but it's short .
Dinsdale launches a jab to the eye, but nahnah ducks .
nahnah launches a jab to the face, but Dinsdale evades it .
Dinsdale lands a hook to the chin.
nahnah throws a left to the stomach.
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nahnah throws a jab to the mouth, but Dinsdale covers up .
nahnah throws a hook to the chest.
nahnah launches a jab to the solar plexus, but Dinsdale hides behind his gloves .
Dinsdale probes with a jab to the chin, but nahnah blocks it .
nahnah connects with a jab to the mouth.
Dinsdale probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but nahnah ducks .
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nahnah annoys Dinsdale with a jab to the nose.
nahnah fires a clean jab to the head.
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Dinsdale throws a jab to the chest, but nahnah evades it .
Dinsdale lunges with a jab to the jaw, but nahnah slips it .

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

Dinsdale landed 18 of 73 punches -- 2 power punches, 14 jabs, 2 rights. (42 points)
nahnah landed 45 of 73 punches -- 6 power punches, 33 jabs, 6 rights. (108 points)

nahnah won the round 10-9 with more accurate punching.

nahnah is winning the fight 10-9.


Dinsdale doesn't need to rest.

nahnah doesn't need to rest.

Dinsdale:
lost 6.9 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 5.7 points due to fatigue. He took 6.0 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 7 points of damage in the fight.
nahnah:
lost 3.0 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. He took 2.5 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 3 points of damage in the fight.

ROUND 2

Dinsdale comes out fighting.
nahnah comes out fighting.

nahnah throws a jab to the stomach, but Dinsdale evades it .
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nahnah throws a jab to the temple.
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nahnah lands a cross to the ribs.
Dinsdale tries a jab to the jaw, but nahnah covers up .
nahnah lands a quick jab to the head. Dinsdale ignores it.
Dinsdale attempts a cross to the chin, but nahnah ducks .
nahnah probes with a jab to the ribs, but Dinsdale slips it .
...
nahnah reaches with a right hand to the jaw, but doesn't really connect .
Dinsdale lands a jab to the face.
Dinsdale lunges with a jab to the jaw, but nahnah hides behind his gloves .
nahnah hits Dinsdale with a clean jab to the stomach.
nahnah connects with a quick jab to the stomach.
nahnah probes with a jab to the jaw, but Dinsdale blocks it .
nahnah connects with a quick sweeping right to the stomach. Dinsdale sneers!
nahnah throws a quick hook to the head.
Dinsdale throws a quick hook to the solar plexus.
Dinsdale tags nahnah with a jab to the jaw.
Dinsdale reaches with a jab to the stomach, but it's weak .
Dinsdale tries a jab to the solar plexus, but nahnah slips it .
nahnah lands a hook to the solar plexus.
Dinsdale reaches with a hook to the eye, but nahnah ducks .
nahnah reaches with a straight right to the solar plexus, but Dinsdale covers up .
Dinsdale attempts a jab to the head, but nahnah hides behind his gloves .
...
Dinsdale tries to land a sweeping right to the ribs, but doesn't really connect .
Dinsdale launches a jab to the solar plexus, but nahnah covers himself well .
...
...
Dinsdale lunges with a hook to the face, but nahnah covers up .
nahnah annoys Dinsdale with a jab to the stomach. Dinsdale sneers!
...
...
...
nahnah throws a jab to the solar plexus.
nahnah tries to land a jab to the solar plexus, but Dinsdale slips it .
nahnah tries to land an uppercut to the stomach, but misses .
Dinsdale lashes out with a jab to the jaw, but nahnah ducks .
Dinsdale probes with a jab to the head, but nahnah blocks it .
...
nahnah attempts a jab to the head, but Dinsdale covers up .
Dinsdale attacks with a jab to the head, but it's weak .
nahnah fires a clean jab to the eye.

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

Dinsdale landed 13 of 66 punches -- 1 power punch, 11 jabs, 1 right. (29 points)
nahnah landed 43 of 75 punches -- 6 power punches, 31 jabs, 6 rights. (104 points)

nahnah won the round 10-9 with more accurate punching.

nahnah is winning the fight 20-18.


Dinsdale grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

nahnah doesn't need to rest.

Dinsdale:
lost 7.4 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 5.7 points due to fatigue. He took 6.4 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 14 points of damage in the fight.
nahnah:
lost 2.5 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. He took 2.2 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 5 points of damage in the fight.

ROUND 3

Dinsdale comes out fighting.
nahnah comes out fighting.

Dinsdale throws a jab to the stomach, but he's off balance .
Dinsdale throws a jab to the chin, but falls short .
nahnah connects with a jab to the head.
Dinsdale throws an overhand right to the solar plexus.
nahnah lunges with a jab to the temple, but Dinsdale covers up .
Dinsdale lunges with a sweeping right to the temple, but nahnah hides behind his gloves .
Dinsdale annoys nahnah with a quick jab to the stomach. nahnah ignores it.
Dinsdale fires an overhand right to the head, but nahnah slips it .
nahnah annoys Dinsdale with a quick jab to the stomach.
Dinsdale lashes out with a jab to the mouth, but doesn't quite connect .
nahnah annoys Dinsdale with a jab to the head.
...
Dinsdale lunges with a jab to the stomach, but fails to score .
Dinsdale attacks with a jab to the solar plexus, but nahnah slips it .
Dinsdale throws a jab to the stomach, but nahnah hides behind his gloves .
nahnah hits with an uppercut to the chest.
Dinsdale lunges with a right hand to the mouth, but flails uselessly .
nahnah lashes out with a jab to the temple, but Dinsdale ducks .
Dinsdale reaches with a jab to the chin, but it's soft .
nahnah lands a sweeping right to the eye.
nahnah tries to land a sweeping right to the jaw, but misses completely .
nahnah throws a quick right hand to the mouth. Dinsdale ignores it.
nahnah throws a jab to the eye, but comes up empty .
Dinsdale tries a jab to the chest, but fails to score .
...
Dinsdale attempts a jab to the ribs, but can't connect .
nahnah tags Dinsdale with a jab to the head.
nahnah launches a jab to the head, but Dinsdale covers himself well .
nahnah attacks with a jab to the temple, but Dinsdale slips it .
nahnah lands a quick jab to the eye.
Dinsdale lands a jab to the stomach. nahnah sneers!
nahnah connects with a jab to the stomach.
nahnah lands a quick jab to the ribs.
Dinsdale throws a roundhouse to the chin, but nahnah slips it .
Dinsdale throws an uppercut to the head, but doesn't quite connect .
...
Dinsdale fires a cross to the stomach, but nahnah hides behind his gloves .
Dinsdale attacks with a jab to the stomach, but falls short .
nahnah annoys Dinsdale with a jab to the ribs.
Dinsdale lashes out with a jab to the head, but nahnah blocks it .
nahnah lunges with a hook to the stomach, but doesn't really connect .
Dinsdale throws a jab to the chest, but nahnah covers himself well .
nahnah connects with an uppercut to the eye.
Dinsdale tries a jab to the jaw, but nahnah covers up .
...

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

Dinsdale landed 11 of 86 punches -- 1 power punch, 9 jabs, 1 right. (25 points)
nahnah landed 46 of 72 punches -- 6 power punches, 34 jabs, 6 rights. (110 points)

nahnah won the round 10-9 with more accurate punching.

nahnah is winning the fight 30-27.


Dinsdale is obviously tired.

nahnah doesn't need to rest.

Dinsdale:
lost 9.0 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 5.7 points due to fatigue. He took 7.9 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 23 points of damage in the fight.
nahnah:
lost 2.0 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. He took 1.8 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 7 points of damage in the fight.
 
ROUND 4


Dinsdale is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.
nahnah comes out fighting.

nahnah reaches with an uppercut to the chin, but fails to score .
Dinsdale reaches with a sweeping right to the chin, but nahnah blocks it .
...
Dinsdale probes with an uppercut to the mouth, but it's too slow .
nahnah reaches with a jab to the face, but Dinsdale ducks .
nahnah hits Dinsdale with a jab to the stomach. Dinsdale ignores it.
nahnah hammers Dinsdale with a mean right to the head! Dinsdale hangs on until the referee breaks them up.

nahnah lands a vicious blow to the temple and Dinsdale's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Dinsdale staggers to his feet and the fight goes on!

nahnah lands a clean jab to the stomach.
...
Dinsdale throws an overhand right to the jaw, but nahnah blocks it .
nahnah fires a left to the stomach, but Dinsdale takes it in the forearms .
nahnah tries to land a jab to the eye, but it's too slow .
nahnah hits Dinsdale with a clean jab to the stomach.
nahnah fires a jab to the ribs.
nahnah lands a jab to the eye.
...
...
nahnah lands a quick hook to the solar plexus.
nahnah tries to land a jab to the stomach, but falls short .
...
nahnah belts Dinsdale with a heavy right hand to the stomach. Dinsdale hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dinsdale scores with an overhand right to the head.
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nahnah jars Dinsdale with a powerful right hand to the chin!! The crowd is on its feet!!
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nahnah annoys Dinsdale with a quick jab to the ribs.
Dinsdale lunges with an uppercut to the head, but nahnah blocks it .
nahnah fires a right hand to the temple.

nahnah lands a tremendous haymaker and Dinsdale's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Dinsdale doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

...
nahnah throws a cross to the stomach, but Dinsdale slips it .
...
...
nahnah fires a jab to the eye. Dinsdale quickly recovers.
Dinsdale probes with an uppercut to the chin, but it's weak .
Dinsdale throws a sweeping right to the temple, but nahnah covers himself well .
...
nahnah launches a jab to the head, but it's short .
...
...
Dinsdale lashes out with an uppercut to the face, but nahnah evades it .
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...

...

nahnah lands a wicked uppercut and Dinsdale is knocked down!! The Referee stops the fight!!
nahnah wins by a Knock Out!!


Time: 3:00

Dinsdale can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling around his left eye.

nahnah doesn't need to rest.

Dinsdale:
lost 42.0 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.7 points due to fatigue. He took 37.2 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 65 points of damage in the fight.
nahnah:
lost 2.6 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. He took 3.9 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 11 points of damage in the fight.

Judge Hilly had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: nahnah 10-9
Round 2: nahnah 10-9
Round 3: nahnah 10-9

Judge Broken had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: nahnah 10-9
Round 2: nahnah 10-9
Round 3: nahnah 10-9

Judge Metalcrusher had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: nahnah 10-9
Round 2: nahnah 10-9
Round 3: nahnah 10-9

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ROUND 4


Dinsdale is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.
nahnah comes out fighting.

nahnah reaches with an uppercut to the chin, but fails to score .
Dinsdale reaches with a sweeping right to the chin, but nahnah blocks it .
...
Dinsdale probes with an uppercut to the mouth, but it's too slow .
nahnah reaches with a jab to the face, but Dinsdale ducks .
nahnah hits Dinsdale with a jab to the stomach. Dinsdale ignores it.
nahnah hammers Dinsdale with a mean right to the head! Dinsdale hangs on until the referee breaks them up.

nahnah lands a vicious blow to the temple and Dinsdale's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Dinsdale staggers to his feet and the fight goes on!

nahnah lands a clean jab to the stomach.
...
Dinsdale throws an overhand right to the jaw, but nahnah blocks it .
nahnah fires a left to the stomach, but Dinsdale takes it in the forearms .
nahnah tries to land a jab to the eye, but it's too slow .
nahnah hits Dinsdale with a clean jab to the stomach.
nahnah fires a jab to the ribs.
nahnah lands a jab to the eye.
...
...
nahnah lands a quick hook to the solar plexus.
nahnah tries to land a jab to the stomach, but falls short .
...
nahnah belts Dinsdale with a heavy right hand to the stomach. Dinsdale hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dinsdale scores with an overhand right to the head.
...
...
nahnah jars Dinsdale with a powerful right hand to the chin!! The crowd is on its feet!!
...
...
nahnah annoys Dinsdale with a quick jab to the ribs.
Dinsdale lunges with an uppercut to the head, but nahnah blocks it .
nahnah fires a right hand to the temple.

nahnah lands a tremendous haymaker and Dinsdale's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Dinsdale doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

...
nahnah throws a cross to the stomach, but Dinsdale slips it .
...
...
nahnah fires a jab to the eye. Dinsdale quickly recovers.
Dinsdale probes with an uppercut to the chin, but it's weak .
Dinsdale throws a sweeping right to the temple, but nahnah covers himself well .
...
nahnah launches a jab to the head, but it's short .
...
...
Dinsdale lashes out with an uppercut to the face, but nahnah evades it .
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...
...

...

nahnah lands a wicked uppercut and Dinsdale is knocked down!! The Referee stops the fight!!
nahnah wins by a Knock Out!!


Time: 3:00

Dinsdale can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling around his left eye.

nahnah doesn't need to rest.

Dinsdale:
lost 42.0 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.7 points due to fatigue. He took 37.2 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 65 points of damage in the fight.
nahnah:
lost 2.6 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. He took 3.9 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 11 points of damage in the fight.

Judge Hilly had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: nahnah 10-9
Round 2: nahnah 10-9
Round 3: nahnah 10-9

Judge Broken had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: nahnah 10-9
Round 2: nahnah 10-9
Round 3: nahnah 10-9

Judge Metalcrusher had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: nahnah 10-9
Round 2: nahnah 10-9
Round 3: nahnah 10-9

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Stupid sim did me over again, in real life I would have just sliced nahnah's Achilles and put him down with the first swivel 😉
 
Stupid sim did me over again, in real life I would have just sliced nahnah's Achilles and put him down with the first swivel 😉
Next time we have the bye we will run a fight club so you can have your revenge on nahnah and slice him up real good.
 
Fight 2 of Art Vandelay_ v Matera92
Matera leads 1 nil after quickly putting down Art in the first fight, can he win this one and finish off this best of 3 grudge match.

In this corner, standing 6 feet (183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 195 pounds (88 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is Art "Gero" Vandelay!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet (183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 202 pounds (92 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is 3 Votes "Matera92"!!

This bout is scheduled for 12 rounds.

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15s Art Vandelay_ .

You suck even more than I thought was possible.
That you had to drag your mum away from her street corner to referee this bout speaks volumes.
sarcastic voice This is as fairly adjudicated as any of your Vegas success
 

ROUND 1



Gero is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.
Matera92 is backpedaling (using the ring).

Matera92 throws a jab to the face, but misses .
Matera92 throws a jab to the chin, but it's short .
...
Gero lunges with a hook to the chin, but comes up empty .
...
Matera92 fires a jab to the stomach.
Gero hits with an uppercut to the jaw.

...
Gero hits with a right hand to the nose. Matera92 quickly recovers.
Gero probes with a straight right to the mouth, but Matera92 dodges .
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Gero scores with a cross to the chin.
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Matera92 lashes out with a jab to the head, but he's off balance .
Matera92 connects with a sweeping right to the face.
Matera92 connects with a jab to the chest.

Matera92 attacks with a right to the head, but Gero slips it .
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Matera92 throws a jab to the face, but Gero takes it in the forearms .
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Gero jolts Matera92 with a nasty uppercut to the chin!
...
Matera92 lands a jab to the ribs. Gero sneers!
...
Matera92 attacks with a jab to the stomach, but Gero slips it .
Gero tags Matera92 with a quick roundhouse to the head. Matera92 ignores it.
Gero jars Matera92 with a low blow! The referee stops the action and issues a warning!
...
Gero probes with an overhand right to the mouth, but it's soft .
...
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Matera92 fires a jab to the eye. Gero covers up.
Gero attempts a straight right to the eye, but Matera92 escapes .
Gero annoys Matera92 with an uppercut to the face. Matera92 stumbles, but remains on his feet! He looks hurt!!
Matera92 connects with a jab to the ribs.

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Gero lunges with a hook to the nose, but it's soft .
...
...
...

BELL!

According to the Commentators:

Art "Gero" Vandelay landed 18 of 39 punches -- 12 power punches, 0 jabs, 6 rights. (66 points)
3 Votes "Matera92" landed 24 of 48 punches -- 1 power punch, 22 jabs, 1 right. (51 points)

Art "Gero" Vandelay won the round 10-9 by stunning Matera92.

Art "Gero" Vandelay is winning the fight 10-9.


Gero doesn't need to rest.

Matera92 doesn't need to rest.

Art "Gero" Vandelay:

Your fighter lost 7.0 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 4.0 points due to fatigue. He took 10.9 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 7 points of damage in the fight.

3 Votes "Matera92":

Your fighter lost 13.2 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.0 points due to fatigue. He took 23.1 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 17 points of damage in the fight.


ROUND 2



Gero throws everything he's got! (all out) and he's head hunting.
Matera92 is backpedaling (using the ring).

Gero catches Matera92 with a good hook to the eye.
Gero jars Matera92 with a low blow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!!

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...
Gero connects with a quick hook to the stomach. Matera92 ignores it.
...
Matera92 connects with a jab to the stomach. Gero sneers!
Gero throws a left to the temple.
Matera92 scores with an uppercut to the temple. Gero seems dazed. He's out on his feet!!

...
Gero throws a quick right to the mouth. Matera92 ignores it.

Gero lands a beautiful right right cross and Matera92 is knocked down!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Matera92 staggers to his feet
and the fight goes on!


Gero catches Matera92 with a sharp uppercut to the face.
Matera92 throws a jab to the head, but only touches with it .
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Gero tries to land a hook to the eye, but Matera92 backpedals .
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Matera92 annoys Gero with a jab to the stomach.
Matera92 throws a jab to the ribs, but comes up empty .
Matera92 throws a straight right to the head, but doesn't land it very well .
Matera92 attacks with a jab to the stomach, but fails to score .
Gero attempts a cross to the mouth, but Matera92 backpedals .
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Matera92 probes with a jab to the nose, but Gero ducks .
Gero attacks with a right hand to the chin, but Matera92 ducks .
Matera92 hits with a clean jab to the chest.
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Gero launches an uppercut to the jaw, but Matera92 steps aside .
Matera92 probes with a jab to the head, but Gero knocks it away .
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Matera92 throws a quick jab to the chin.
Gero charges with a hook to the face, but is ineffective .
Matera92 fires a sharp cross to the head.
Gero lashes out with a wild overhand right to the mouth. Matera92 stumbles, but remains on his feet! He looks hurt!!

...
Matera92 annoys Gero with a jab to the temple.
Gero tries a hook to the eye, but Matera92 leaps aside .
Gero fires a right hand to the temple, but Matera92 retreats .
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Gero attempts an uppercut to the ribs, but Matera92 dodges .

BELL!

According to the Commentators:

Art "Gero" Vandelay landed 24 of 57 punches -- 15 power punches, 0 jabs, 9 rights. (87 points)
3 Votes "Matera92" landed 26 of 49 punches -- 2 power punches, 23 jabs, 1 right. (57 points)

Art "Gero" Vandelay won the round 9-8 -- both fighters were hurt, but Gero scored more knockdowns Gero had a point taken away.

Art "Gero" Vandelay is winning the fight 19-17.


Gero remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Matera92 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling around his right eye.

Art "Gero" Vandelay:

Your fighter lost 10.2 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 5.5 points due to fatigue. He took 16.8 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 17 points of damage in the fight.

3 Votes "Matera92":

Your fighter lost 16.9 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.0 points due to fatigue. He took 30.4 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 38 points of damage in the fight.


ROUND 3



Gero throws everything he's got! (all out) and he's head hunting.
Matera92 is backpedaling (using the ring).

Gero jars Matera92 with a big hook to the head!
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Gero punches Matera92 with a nice straight right to the face.
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Gero whacks Matera92 with a heavy hook to the head. Matera92 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Gero jars Matera92 with a head butt! That was totally uncalled for!
Matera92 attempts a jab to the eye, but Gero takes it in the forearms .
Gero charges with an uppercut to the head, but Matera92 retreats .
Gero throws a cross to the nose.

Gero lands a sudden right haymaker and Matera92 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses!!


ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

Matera92 struggles to his feet
and the fight goes on!


Matera92 charges with a jab to the face, but he's off balance .
...
Gero charges with an uppercut to the eye, but Matera92 ducks .
Matera92 lands a quick jab to the stomach. Gero sneers!
Matera92 tags Gero with a jab to the chin. Gero quickly recovers.
Gero reaches with a sweeping right to the nose, but is ineffective .
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Gero annoys Matera92 with an uppercut to the eye.
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Matera92 lunges with a jab to the eye, but falls short .
Matera92 hits Gero with a clean jab to the face.
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Gero launches a left to the nose, but can't connect .
Matera92 punches Gero with a jab to the ribs.
Matera92 tries to land a left to the temple, but he's off balance .
Gero launches an uppercut to the chin, but Matera92 escapes .
Gero tries to land a left to the eye, but Matera92 quickly backs away .
Gero throws a hook to the face, but misses completely .
...

Gero lands a telling right blow to the head and Matera92 collapses!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Matera92 staggers to his feet
and the fight goes on!


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Matera92 charges with a jab to the ribs, but Gero knocks it away .
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Matera92 lands a clean cross to the head.
...

Gero lands a mighty right hook and Matera92 drops like a stone!! The Referee stops the fight!!
Art "Gero" Vandelay wins by a Knock Out!!


Art gets some revenge and wins the 2nd fight, we will be off to a decider later tonight.

Time: 2:43

Gero grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has bleeding below his left eye.

Matera92 is obviously tired. He has swelling around his right eye.

Art "Gero" Vandelay:
Your fighter lost 9.7 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 5.5 points due to fatigue. He took 15.6 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 26 points of damage in the fight.
3 Votes "Matera92":
Your fighter lost 17.0 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.0 points due to fatigue. He took 32.3 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 59 points of damage in the fight.




Judge Hilly had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Art "Gero" Vandelay 10-9
Round 2: Art "Gero" Vandelay 9-8


Judge Broken had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Art "Gero" Vandelay 10-9
Round 2: Art "Gero" Vandelay 9-8


Judge Metalcrusher had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Art "Gero" Vandelay 10-9
Round 2: Art "Gero" Vandelay 9-8

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That you had to drag your mum away from her street corner to referee this bout speaks volumes.
sarcastic voice This is as fairly adjudicated as any of your Vegas success
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ROUND 1

Gralin comes out fighting.
Mobbs is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.

Gralin strikes with an uppercut to the chest. Mobbs covers up.
...
...
Mobbs fires a straight right to the eye, but Gralin slips it .
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Mobbs jars Gralin with a big straight right to the eye!! The crowd is on its feet!! Gralin grimaces in pain.

Mobbs lands a huge uppercut and Gralin drops like a stone!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Gralin doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

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Gralin lunges with a jab to the mouth, but fails to score .
Gralin fires a hook to the head, but can't connect .
...
Gralin throws a jab to the stomach, but Mobbs ducks .
Gralin tags Mobbs with a quick jab to the face. Mobbs ignores it.
Mobbs fires a hook to the solar plexus, but Gralin slips it .
Mobbs launches an uppercut to the face, but goes wide .
Gralin annoys Mobbs with a jab to the mouth.
Mobbs charges with a hook to the head, but is ineffective .
Gralin lands a jab to the eye.
...
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Gralin takes charge with a low blow! It appears unintentional, but the referee stops the action and issues a warning!
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Mobbs launches a roundhouse to the eye, but Gralin hides behind his gloves .
Gralin lands a jab to the chin.
Gralin lashes out with a jab to the jaw, but Mobbs slips it .
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Mobbs tags Gralin with a clean uppercut to the head.
Mobbs scores with a left to the temple.

Mobbs lands a sudden uppercut and Gralin is knocked off his feet!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Gralin doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

Mobbs belts Gralin with a ferocious roundhouse to the jaw.
Gralin annoys Mobbs with a quick hook to the chin. Mobbs sneers!
Mobbs tries a straight right to the head, but Gralin blocks it .
...
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Gralin lashes out with a solid jab to the head.
Gralin reaches with a jab to the solar plexus, but Mobbs takes it in the forearms .
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Mobbs jars Gralin with a low blow! The referee stops the action and issues a warning!
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Gralin fires a nice jab to the jaw.
...
Mobbs connects with a quick cross to the face.
...
...
...
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Gralin lunges with a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Mobbs takes it in the forearms .
...
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Gralin hits with a clean left to the stomach. Mobbs covers up.
...

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

Gralin landed 34 of 57 punches -- 5 power punches, 24 jabs, 5 rights. (83 points)
Mobbs landed 19 of 41 punches -- 13 power punches, 0 jabs, 6 rights. (70 points)

Mobbs won the round 10-7 for the knockdown.

Mobbs is winning the fight 10-7.


Gralin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has his left eye badly swollen. He has swelling around his right eye. He has bleeding over his left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

Mobbs grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Gralin:
lost 20.1 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 4.5 points due to fatigue. He took 26.4 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 24 points of damage in the fight.
Mobbs:
lost 18.4 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 6.0 points due to fatigue. He took 15.0 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 18 points of damage in the fight.

ROUND 2

Gralin has 107.9 endurance points remaining.
Your tactics: aggressiveness = 4.0, power = 8.0, defense = 8.0, resting 0.0
You are trying to knock him out this round.

Mobbs has 58.0 endurance points remaining.
Your tactics: aggressiveness = 6.0, power = 11.0, defense = 3.0, resting 0.0
You are trying to knock him out this round.


Gralin is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.
Mobbs throws everything he's got! (all out) and he's head hunting.

...
Mobbs jars Gralin with a big hook to the face!! The crowd is on its feet!! Gralin is hurt! He barely keeps his feet under him!
Mobbs jars Gralin with a head butt! Boo! Boo!
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Gralin jars Mobbs with a ferocious uppercut to the face!! The crowd is on its feet!! Mobbs covers up. Oh, he's hurt! That really hurt him!
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...
Gralin throws a hook to the chest, but it's short .
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Gralin jars Mobbs with a big cross to the jaw!! The crowd is on its feet!!
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Gralin attacks with a left to the nose, but Mobbs slips it .
...

Gralin lands a bone crunching left uppercut and Mobbs topples to the canvass!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Mobbs doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

Mobbs lashes out with an overhand right to the stomach, but Gralin slips it .
Mobbs reaches with an overhand right to the jaw, but it's soft .
Mobbs throws a right hand to the head, but Gralin knocks it away .
Gralin annoys Mobbs with a jab to the face.
Mobbs jars Gralin with an elbow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!!

Mobbs throws an overhand right to the nose. Gralin seems dazed. He's out on his feet!!
Gralin annoys Mobbs with a hook to the mouth. Mobbs staggers into the ropes!!
Gralin throws a hook to the mouth.
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...

Gralin annoys Mobbs with a hook to the nose.
Gralin throws a roundhouse to the head.

Gralin lands a wicked combination and Mobbs collapses!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

TEN!
He's out!!!
Gralin wins by a Knock Out!!


Time: 0:56

Gralin looks exhausted. He has his left eye badly swollen. He has his right eye badly swollen. He has bleeding over his left eye. He has a cut over his right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

Mobbs can't remember which corner is his. He has a serious cut over his left eye.

Gralin:
lost 55.5 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. He took 73.8 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 91 points of damage in the fight.
Mobbs:
lost 106.3 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 7.5 points due to fatigue. He took 125.9 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 148 points of damage in the fight.

Judge Hilly had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mobbs 10-7

Judge Broken had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mobbs 10-7

Judge Metalcrusher had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mobbs 10-7

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