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[Art Vandelay_]

I have no regrets fighting dirty. Rabbit punches and low blows.
M92 deserves it all.

 

[tony]

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is Bonz!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is Mop!!

This bout is scheduled for 12 rounds.

 

[tony]

ROUND 1

Bonz comes out fighting.
Mop comes out fighting.

Mop annoys Bonz with a quick jab to the head.
Bonz throws a jab to the head.
Mop tries a jab to the ribs, but Bonz ducks .
Mop throws a cross to the chest, but it's short .
Bonz tries a jab to the ribs, but Mop covers himself well .
Bonz lunges with a jab to the chest, but Mop hides behind his gloves .
Bonz lunges with a hook to the chin, but Mop ducks .
Bonz lunges with a hook to the stomach, but Mop covers up .
...
Bonz tries to land a jab to the eye, but Mop evades it .
Bonz reaches with a jab to the jaw, but Mop ducks .
Bonz annoys Mop with a clean jab to the mouth. Mop ignores it.
Bonz throws a clean cross to the stomach.
Mop throws a jab to the stomach, but Bonz evades it .
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the stomach.
...
...
Bonz lands a left to the jaw.
Bonz annoys Mop with an uppercut to the face.
Mop throws a jab to the solar plexus. Bonz sneers!
Bonz annoys Mop with a quick jab to the head.
Mop throws an overhand right to the head.
Bonz throws a jab to the head. Mop sneers!
Mop attacks with a roundhouse to the eye, but Bonz slips it .
Bonz throws a jab to the ribs, but Mop hides behind his gloves .
Mop tags Bonz with a jab to the jaw.
Mop tries a jab to the temple, but doesn't land it very well .
Mop connects with a hook to the stomach. Bonz sneers!
Mop throws a jab to the stomach. Bonz sneers!
Mop lands a right to the eye. Bonz ignores it.
Bonz attacks with a jab to the head, but Mop blocks it .
...
Bonz fires a right hand to the stomach, but Mop blocks it .
Mop throws a left to the solar plexus, but is ineffective .
Bonz attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but it's too slow .
Bonz lands an uppercut to the eye.
Mop connects with a right to the solar plexus.
Mop lands a jab to the nose. Bonz ignores it.
Bonz throws a quick jab to the mouth.
Mop fires a jab to the head, but is ineffective .
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the chin.
Mop fires a jab to the stomach, but Bonz covers himself well .
Bonz lands a jab to the solar plexus. Mop ignores it.
...
Bonz lands a quick jab to the temple.

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

Bonz landed 43 of 82 punches -- 6 power punches, 31 jabs, 6 rights. (104 points)
Mop landed 43 of 74 punches -- 6 power punches, 31 jabs, 6 rights. (104 points)

This round was a 10-10 tie.

The fight is too close to call at this point.


Bonz doesn't need to rest.

Mop doesn't need to rest.

Bonz:
lost 4.9 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 6.2 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 5 points of damage in the fight.
Mop:
lost 4.3 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 7.8 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 4 points of damage in the fight.


ROUND 2

Bonz comes out fighting.
Mop comes out fighting.

...
Bonz connects with a jab to the head.
Mop throws a quick jab to the temple.
Bonz lashes out with a jab to the ribs, but is ineffective .
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the stomach.
Bonz charges with a jab to the chest, but Mop covers himself well .
...
...
Bonz charges with a jab to the head, but Mop evades it .
Mop probes with a cross to the head, but it's soft .
...
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the stomach.
Bonz connects with a jab to the stomach.
Bonz tries an uppercut to the chin, but Mop covers himself well .
Mop lunges with a jab to the head, but Bonz slips it .
Bonz lands a jab to the jaw.
...
Mop annoys Bonz with a cross to the ribs.
...
Mop annoys Bonz with a quick hook to the face. Bonz sneers!
Bonz fires a jab to the chin, but doesn't really connect .
Mop connects with a clean jab to the stomach. Bonz quickly recovers.
Bonz annoys Mop with a jab to the head. Mop sneers!
Mop reaches with a jab to the chest, but Bonz evades it .
...
Bonz lashes out with a right to the stomach, but falls short .
Mop throws a clean jab to the eye. Bonz sneers!
...
Bonz annoys Mop with a jab to the head.
Bonz lands a left to the head.
Mop lands a jab to the eye.
...
Mop reaches with an uppercut to the stomach, but Bonz blocks it .
Bonz attacks with a left to the solar plexus, but doesn't land it very well .
Bonz lands a jab to the chest.
Mop throws a jab to the stomach, but Bonz slips it .
Bonz hits Mop with a clean roundhouse to the jaw.
Bonz throws a quick uppercut to the eye.
Mop throws a hook to the stomach.
Mop annoys Bonz with a quick jab to the ribs.
...
Bonz lands a jab to the stomach.
Mop throws a jab to the solar plexus, but he's off balance .
Mop launches a jab to the chin, but Bonz hides behind his gloves .
Bonz launches a jab to the eye, but Mop covers himself well .

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

Bonz landed 40 of 70 punches -- 5 power punches, 30 jabs, 5 rights. (95 points)
Mop landed 40 of 66 punches -- 5 power punches, 30 jabs, 5 rights. (95 points)

This round was a 10-10 tie.

The fight is too close to call at this point.


Bonz doesn't need to rest.

Mop doesn't need to rest.

Bonz:
lost 4.8 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 6.1 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 10 points of damage in the fight.
Mop:
lost 4.0 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 7.4 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 8 points of damage in the fight.


ROUND 3

Bonz comes out fighting.
Mop comes out fighting.

Mop throws a jab to the head.
Bonz annoys Mop with a jab to the head.
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the head. Bonz sneers!
...
...
Mop fires an uppercut to the mouth. Bonz quickly recovers.
Bonz reaches with a jab to the head, but Mop ducks .
Bonz attacks with a jab to the stomach, but falls short .
Mop throws a jab to the mouth, but Bonz hides behind his gloves .
Mop attacks with an overhand right to the nose, but Bonz ducks .
Mop throws a cross to the mouth, but Bonz slips it .
...
Mop probes with a jab to the chin, but fails to score .
Bonz lashes out with a jab to the chest, but Mop covers up .
Mop annoys Bonz with a clean jab to the chin.
...
Bonz attacks with a left to the stomach, but it's weak .
Bonz hits Mop with a jab to the head.
Mop tries to land a sweeping right to the ribs, but Bonz ducks .
...
Bonz annoys Mop with an uppercut to the head.
...
Bonz tags Mop with a jab to the stomach.
...
Mop fires a jab to the eye, but Bonz ducks .
Bonz annoys Mop with a jab to the mouth.
Bonz throws a jab to the temple.
...
Bonz throws a right to the stomach. Mop ignores it.
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the stomach. Bonz sneers!
Bonz throws a jab to the solar plexus, but he's off balance .
Mop annoys Bonz with a right to the jaw.
Mop annoys Bonz with a quick jab to the solar plexus.
Bonz lunges with a left to the jaw, but misses .
Mop throws a quick jab to the chin.
Bonz fires a jab to the stomach, but Mop ducks .
Mop throws a jab to the solar plexus, but he's off balance .
Bonz lashes out with an uppercut to the temple, but Mop hides behind his gloves .
Bonz lands a quick jab to the stomach.
Mop probes with a jab to the nose, but Bonz covers up .
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the stomach. Bonz sneers!
Bonz hits Mop with an overhand right to the head.
Bonz lands a jab to the jaw. Mop ignores it.
Mop fires a clean hook to the stomach.
...

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

Bonz landed 39 of 72 punches -- 5 power punches, 29 jabs, 5 rights. (93 points)
Mop landed 39 of 72 punches -- 5 power punches, 29 jabs, 5 rights. (93 points)

This round was a 10-10 tie.

The fight is too close to call at this point.


Bonz remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mop doesn't need to rest.

Bonz:
lost 4.7 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 6.0 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 14 points of damage in the fight.
Mop:
lost 3.8 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 7.4 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 12 points of damage in the fight.


ROUND 4


Bonz comes out fighting.
Mop comes out fighting.

Bonz throws a quick jab to the head.
Mop annoys Bonz with an uppercut to the jaw. Bonz sneers!
Bonz lands a jab to the mouth.
Bonz probes with a sweeping right to the chest, but it's weak .
Bonz annoys Mop with a jab to the nose. Mop ignores it.
Mop annoys Bonz with a quick jab to the nose. Bonz sneers!
...
Mop connects with a quick jab to the head.
Mop throws a jab to the nose. Bonz sneers!
...
Bonz throws a jab to the mouth.
...
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the ribs.
Mop tries to land a jab to the stomach, but Bonz hides behind his gloves .
Bonz lunges with an uppercut to the stomach, but Mop ducks .
Mop lunges with a left to the head, but Bonz evades it .
Mop throws a jab to the face, but Bonz slips it .
Mop throws a jab to the temple. Bonz sneers!
...
Bonz annoys Mop with a clean jab to the head. Mop sneers!
...
Bonz tries a jab to the face, but Mop hides behind his gloves .
Bonz throws a clean jab to the chin. Mop ignores it.
Mop attempts a jab to the stomach, but Bonz covers up .
Bonz throws a jab to the eye, but Mop ducks .
Mop attempts a jab to the head, but is ineffective .
...
Mop attempts an uppercut to the chest, but Bonz slips it .
Bonz attempts a jab to the ribs, but only touches with it .
Mop hits with a hook to the solar plexus. Bonz covers up.
...
Mop fires a jab to the solar plexus, but Bonz covers up .
Bonz tries to land a jab to the jaw, but Mop evades it .
Bonz annoys Mop with a hook to the stomach. Mop sneers!
Bonz annoys Mop with a jab to the mouth.
Mop annoys Bonz with a quick jab to the stomach. Bonz sneers!
...
Mop throws a jab to the jaw.
Mop probes with a left to the temple, but Bonz evades it .
Bonz lashes out with a jab to the head, but doesn't land it very well .
Bonz annoys Mop with a cross to the temple. Mop sneers!
Mop throws a quick right to the stomach. Bonz sneers!
Bonz reaches with a jab to the chest, but Mop slips it .
Bonz charges with a hook to the chest, but doesn't land it very well .
Bonz connects with a quick uppercut to the temple.

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

Bonz landed 38 of 72 punches -- 5 power punches, 28 jabs, 5 rights. (91 points)
Mop landed 40 of 72 punches -- 5 power punches, 30 jabs, 5 rights. (95 points)

Mop won the round 10-9 with more accurate punching.

Mop is winning the fight 40-39.


Bonz remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mop remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bonz:
lost 4.8 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 6.2 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 19 points of damage in the fight.
Mop:
lost 3.8 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 7.5 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 16 points of damage in the fight.

 

[tony]

ROUND 5

Bonz comes out fighting.
Mop comes out fighting.

Mop attempts a jab to the head, but misses completely .
Bonz throws a quick jab to the stomach. Mop ignores it.
...
Bonz annoys Mop with a jab to the face.
Bonz connects with a jab to the eye.
Mop attacks with a jab to the chest, but Bonz hides behind his gloves .
...
Mop connects with a clean jab to the chin.
Bonz probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but he's off balance .
Bonz fires a left to the head, but Mop hides behind his gloves .
Mop attacks with a jab to the stomach, but Bonz evades it .
...
Mop launches a hook to the ribs, but Bonz ducks .
Mop annoys Bonz with a hook to the head.
Mop attacks with a jab to the head, but goes wide .
Mop lands a clean uppercut to the head.
Bonz lands a quick jab to the stomach.
Mop throws a jab to the face.
...
Bonz probes with a jab to the temple, but doesn't really connect .
Mop attacks with a jab to the eye, but Bonz covers up .
Mop lands a quick right hand to the solar plexus.
Mop tries to land a straight right to the nose, but Bonz covers himself well .
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the head.
Bonz throws a left to the eye.
...
Bonz lands a jab to the head.
Bonz throws a jab to the stomach.
Mop attacks with a jab to the jaw, but falls short .
...
...
Mop throws a jab to the mouth.
Bonz attempts a jab to the stomach, but misses completely .
...
Bonz charges with a jab to the head, but Mop blocks it .
...
Bonz probes with a jab to the stomach, but fails to score .
...
Mop attempts a hook to the chest, but Bonz blocks it .
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the mouth. Bonz sneers!
Bonz fires a hook to the eye, but Mop evades it .
Bonz throws a hook to the stomach. Mop sneers!
Bonz annoys Mop with a roundhouse to the nose.
Mop throws a quick jab to the head.
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the ribs.

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

Bonz landed 34 of 62 punches -- 4 power punches, 26 jabs, 4 rights. (80 points)
Mop landed 38 of 74 punches -- 5 power punches, 28 jabs, 5 rights. (91 points)

Mop won the round 10-9 with more accurate punching.

Mop is winning the fight 50-48.


Bonz remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Mop remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bonz:
lost 4.6 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 6.0 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 24 points of damage in the fight.
Mop:
lost 3.4 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 7.0 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 19 points of damage in the fight.

ROUND 6

Bonz comes out fighting.
Mop comes out fighting.

Bonz lashes out with a jab to the eye, but it's short .
Mop connects with a jab to the chest.
Bonz throws a jab to the stomach, but Mop hides behind his gloves .
Mop throws a quick overhand right to the head. Bonz ignores it.
Mop throws a quick jab to the stomach.
Mop lunges with a cross to the head, but Bonz covers himself well .
Mop reaches with a jab to the mouth, but Bonz ducks .
...
Bonz throws a quick jab to the head. Mop sneers!
Bonz connects with a jab to the stomach.
Bonz reaches with a jab to the head, but Mop hides behind his gloves .
Bonz annoys Mop with a cross to the solar plexus.
Mop throws a jab to the jaw, but it's soft .
Mop probes with a jab to the eye, but Bonz slips it .
Bonz lashes out with a jab to the nose, but doesn't really connect .
Bonz attacks with a hook to the chest, but Mop covers himself well .
...
Bonz reaches with a right hand to the nose, but Mop ducks .
Bonz throws a jab to the chin. Mop sneers!
Bonz throws an uppercut to the ribs, but Mop ducks .
Bonz connects with a jab to the nose.
Mop lands a jab to the nose.
Mop lashes out with a jab to the solar plexus, but Bonz covers up .
Mop charges with a jab to the stomach, but falls short .
Mop annoys Bonz with a quick jab to the temple.
Mop launches a jab to the chest, but it's soft .
Mop annoys Bonz with a quick jab to the head.
...
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the stomach. Bonz sneers!
Mop annoys Bonz with a left to the chin.
Bonz tries a jab to the stomach, but Mop blocks it .
Mop throws a hook to the head.
Bonz lands a jab to the stomach.
Bonz throws a jab to the face, but Mop ducks .
Mop tries to land a hook to the ribs, but Bonz hides behind his gloves .
Mop lashes out with an overhand right to the ribs, but misses completely .
...
Bonz lands an uppercut to the nose.
...
...
Mop tries a jab to the chest, but Bonz slips it .
Bonz throws a quick hook to the mouth.
Mop lands a quick jab to the chin.
Bonz annoys Mop with a jab to the chin.
Bonz charges with a jab to the head, but falls short .

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

Bonz landed 34 of 73 punches -- 4 power punches, 26 jabs, 4 rights. (80 points)
Mop landed 38 of 77 punches -- 5 power punches, 28 jabs, 5 rights. (91 points)

Mop won the round 10-9 with more accurate punching.

Mop is winning the fight 60-57.


Bonz grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Mop remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bonz:
lost 4.5 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 5.9 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 28 points of damage in the fight.
Mop:
lost 3.5 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 7.2 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 23 points of damage in the fight.

ROUND 7


Bonz is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.
Mop comes out fighting.

Bonz throws an overhand right to the mouth, but Mop covers up .
...
Mop charges with a jab to the stomach, but falls short .
Mop lunges with a right hand to the chin, but Bonz takes it in the forearms .
...
Bonz attacks with an uppercut to the mouth, but doesn't land it very well .
Mop annoys Bonz with a quick jab to the head.
Bonz hits Mop with a left to the face.

Bonz lands a monster left combination and Mop topples to the canvass!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Mop doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

...
...
...
Bonz jolts Mop with a nasty sweeping right to the mouth.

Bonz lands a telling blow to the temple and Mop is knocked down!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Mop doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

Bonz probes with a sweeping right to the head, but Mop hides behind his gloves .
Mop tries a right hand to the head, but Bonz ducks .
Mop connects with a jab to the head.
Bonz lunges with an uppercut to the face, but Mop ducks .
Bonz annoys Mop with an uppercut to the jaw.
Bonz attacks with a roundhouse to the ribs, but Mop ducks .
...
Bonz throws an uppercut to the temple. Mop supports himself on the ropes! He's hurt!!!
Mop attacks with a jab to the eye, but Bonz slips it .
...
...
...
Mop throws a jab to the stomach, but Bonz slips it .
...
Mop throws a jab to the head, but Bonz slips it .
...
Bonz throws a right hand to the chin.
...
...
...
Bonz lunges with an uppercut to the eye, but Mop hides behind his gloves .
Mop throws a quick left to the nose.
Mop lashes out with a jab to the head, but Bonz slips it .
...
...
...
Mop punches Bonz with an uppercut to the mouth. Bonz is knocked into the ropes!! He barely stays on his feet!
Bonz attacks with a straight right to the face, but Mop covers himself well .
Mop scores with a hook to the solar plexus. Bonz covers up.
Mop strikes with a nice jab to the stomach.
...
Bonz annoys Mop with a hook to the temple.
...
Mop lashes out with an overhand right to the face, but goes wide .
...

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

Bonz landed 13 of 39 punches -- 10 power punches, 0 jabs, 3 rights. (49 points)
Mop landed 22 of 55 punches -- 4 power punches, 15 jabs, 3 rights. (55 points)

Bonz won the round 10-7 -- both fighters were hurt, but Bonz scored more knockdowns

The fight is too close to call at this point.


Bonz grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Mop grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has bleeding below his right eye.

Bonz:
lost 13.2 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 1.5 points due to fatigue. He took 17.5 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 41 points of damage in the fight.
Mop:
lost 8.8 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 24.6 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 33 points of damage in the fight.

ROUND 8

Bonz comes out fighting.
Mop comes out fighting.

Bonz connects with a clean hook to the chest.
Bonz charges with a jab to the head, but Mop slips it .
Mop throws a right hand to the head, but Bonz covers up .
Mop lunges with a left to the mouth, but Bonz ducks .
Mop lands a quick overhand right to the ribs. Bonz ignores it.
Mop lunges with a jab to the mouth, but Bonz covers up .
Bonz lashes out with a jab to the mouth, but it's soft .
Bonz tries a jab to the head, but Mop evades it .
Bonz lunges with a hook to the stomach, but Mop blocks it .
...
Mop lunges with a jab to the head, but Bonz covers up .
Mop throws a jab to the solar plexus, but it's too slow .
...
Mop lands a jab to the chest.
Bonz throws a jab to the head.
Bonz tries a left to the face, but Mop blocks it .
Mop throws a jab to the mouth. Bonz ignores it.
...
Bonz lunges with a jab to the solar plexus, but Mop blocks it .
...
...
Bonz throws a roundhouse to the chest, but Mop blocks it .
Bonz annoys Mop with a quick straight right to the stomach.
...
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Mop annoys Bonz with a right hand to the mouth.
Bonz annoys Mop with a jab to the head. Mop ignores it.
Mop throws a jab to the head, but Bonz blocks it .
Mop throws a cross to the jaw.
Bonz reaches with a jab to the face, but Mop blocks it .
Mop attacks with an uppercut to the stomach, but Bonz ducks .
Mop throws a jab to the eye.
...
Bonz throws a jab to the nose.
Bonz probes with a jab to the head, but Mop evades it .
...
Bonz connects with a quick jab to the head.
Bonz annoys Mop with a quick jab to the jaw.
Bonz attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but Mop ducks .
Bonz connects with a clean right to the mouth.
Mop lunges with a jab to the head, but it's short .
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the stomach.
Mop lands a jab to the ribs.
...

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

Bonz landed 32 of 72 punches -- 4 power punches, 24 jabs, 4 rights. (76 points)
Mop landed 33 of 65 punches -- 4 power punches, 25 jabs, 4 rights. (78 points)

This round was a 10-10 tie.

The fight is too close to call at this point.


Bonz is obviously tired.

Mop grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has bleeding below his right eye.

Bonz:
lost 4.3 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 5.8 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 46 points of damage in the fight.
Mop:
lost 3.2 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 7.3 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 36 points of damage in the fight.

This is the longest fight we have had so far, neither Bonz or Mop look like giving up, could this go the distance.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is Bonz!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is Mop!!

This bout is scheduled for 12 rounds.

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missed a trick not having Test Tickle nurry bag hanging out.

 

[tony]

missed a trick not having Test Tickle nurry bag hanging out.

You had to pay top dollar to sit in the front row to see that.

 

[tony]

ROUND 9

Bonz comes out fighting.
Mop comes out fighting.

Mop hits Bonz with an overhand right to the jaw.
Mop annoys Bonz with a quick sweeping right to the head.
Bonz throws a jab to the temple.
Mop charges with a jab to the nose, but Bonz hides behind his gloves .
...
Mop attempts a jab to the stomach, but Bonz covers up .
Mop throws an uppercut to the head, but Bonz ducks .
Bonz reaches with a jab to the chest, but only touches with it .
Bonz launches a jab to the nose, but Mop evades it .
Mop launches a jab to the nose, but Bonz ducks .
Bonz launches an uppercut to the jaw, but fails to score .
Mop charges with a jab to the jaw, but goes wide .
Bonz throws a jab to the ribs.
Mop throws a jab to the jaw.
Mop reaches with a jab to the solar plexus, but Bonz blocks it .
Mop attempts a jab to the head, but doesn't quite connect .
...
Bonz throws a jab to the head, but doesn't quite connect .
Mop charges with an uppercut to the head, but Bonz hides behind his gloves .
Bonz throws a jab to the head.
Bonz annoys Mop with a jab to the eye.
Bonz lashes out with an uppercut to the chin, but it's weak .
Bonz probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but Mop covers himself well .
...
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the head.
Mop reaches with a jab to the chin, but misses completely .
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the face.
Bonz fires a right to the solar plexus, but Mop covers up .
Bonz launches a jab to the nose, but fails to score .
Bonz connects with a hook to the nose.
...
...
Mop throws a roundhouse to the stomach. Bonz ignores it.
Mop lands a quick jab to the nose. Bonz ignores it.
...
Mop launches a sweeping right to the ribs, but it's too slow .
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the head.
Mop tags Bonz with a clean jab to the head. Bonz sneers!
Bonz lands a jab to the stomach.
Bonz lands a clean sweeping right to the face. Mop ignores it.
...
Bonz fires a right to the stomach, but Mop ducks .
Bonz fires a jab to the eye, but doesn't quite connect .
Bonz attacks with a jab to the stomach, but Mop evades it .
...

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

Bonz landed 28 of 71 punches -- 3 power punches, 22 jabs, 3 rights. (65 points)
Mop landed 34 of 73 punches -- 4 power punches, 26 jabs, 4 rights. (80 points)

Mop won the round 10-9 with more accurate punching.

Mop is winning the fight 87-86.


Bonz is obviously tired.

Mop grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has bleeding below his right eye.

Bonz:
lost 4.4 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 6.0 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 50 points of damage in the fight.
Mop:
lost 3.0 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 6.8 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 39 points of damage in the fight.


ROUND 10

Bonz comes out fighting.
Mop comes out fighting.

Bonz attempts a right to the chin, but Mop evades it .
Bonz probes with a jab to the head, but Mop evades it .
Bonz lashes out with an overhand right to the eye, but he's off balance .
Mop throws a jab to the mouth, but Bonz ducks .
Bonz throws a jab to the stomach, but it's too slow .
Mop annoys Bonz with a quick jab to the stomach.
Bonz fires a jab to the face, but Mop evades it .
Mop lunges with a jab to the nose, but is ineffective .
Bonz reaches with a jab to the solar plexus, but Mop hides behind his gloves .
...
Bonz connects with a clean jab to the chin.
Mop lashes out with a right hand to the face, but Bonz covers up .
Bonz throws a jab to the chest, but misses .
Bonz lands a quick sweeping right to the stomach.
...
...
Mop tries to land a jab to the face, but Bonz slips it .
Mop annoys Bonz with a quick jab to the chest.
Mop annoys Bonz with a quick jab to the stomach.
Bonz throws a quick jab to the eye.
Bonz launches a sweeping right to the ribs, but Mop hides behind his gloves .
Bonz connects with a roundhouse to the stomach. Mop sneers!
Mop tries to land a jab to the mouth, but Bonz covers himself well .
Mop throws a jab to the stomach.
Mop hits Bonz with a left to the solar plexus.
...
Mop launches a hook to the head, but Bonz hides behind his gloves .
Bonz throws a jab to the temple.
...
Mop lands a clean jab to the chin.
Mop fires a jab to the ribs, but is ineffective .
Bonz annoys Mop with a right to the temple. Mop ignores it.
Bonz lunges with a jab to the head, but Mop evades it .
...
Bonz annoys Mop with a jab to the stomach. Mop sneers!
...
Bonz launches an uppercut to the chest, but misses completely .
Mop connects with a quick uppercut to the ribs.
Bonz attacks with a jab to the nose, but Mop hides behind his gloves .
Bonz throws a jab to the head.
Mop tries to land a jab to the head, but comes up empty .
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the chin.
Mop attacks with a hook to the jaw, but Bonz ducks .
...
Mop hits with a hook to the stomach. Bonz quickly recovers.

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

Bonz landed 31 of 74 punches -- 4 power punches, 23 jabs, 4 rights. (74 points)
Mop landed 34 of 71 punches -- 4 power punches, 26 jabs, 4 rights. (80 points)

Mop won the round 10-9 with more accurate punching.

Mop is winning the fight 97-95.


Bonz is obviously tired.

Mop grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has bleeding below his right eye.

Bonz:
lost 4.4 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 6.0 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 54 points of damage in the fight.
Mop:
lost 3.0 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 7.0 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 42 points of damage in the fight.

ROUND 11


Bonz comes out fighting.
Mop comes out fighting.

Mop annoys Bonz with a quick uppercut to the temple. Bonz sneers!
Mop throws a jab to the chin, but it's soft .
Mop throws a quick overhand right to the eye.
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the solar plexus.
Mop tries to land a right to the head, but Bonz blocks it .
...
Mop tries a jab to the mouth, but Bonz covers up .
Bonz throws a quick jab to the stomach.
Mop connects with a quick jab to the head. Bonz ignores it.
Mop lashes out with a jab to the stomach, but Bonz covers up .
Bonz throws a jab to the stomach, but only touches with it .
Bonz throws a straight right to the stomach. Mop sneers!
Bonz fires a cross to the chest, but Mop blocks it .
...
Mop throws a jab to the solar plexus.
...
Bonz throws a jab to the solar plexus.
Mop probes with a jab to the jaw, but Bonz evades it .
...
Bonz tries a jab to the head, but Mop covers up .
...
Mop reaches with a jab to the stomach, but flails uselessly .
Bonz annoys Mop with a hook to the stomach.
Bonz connects with a jab to the stomach.
...
Mop throws a straight right to the head.
...
Mop lashes out with a hook to the chin, but Bonz slips it .
Bonz reaches with a jab to the eye, but Mop covers up .
Mop fires a jab to the stomach, but Bonz ducks .
...
Bonz lashes out with a jab to the stomach, but Mop blocks it .
Bonz annoys Mop with a straight right to the mouth.
Mop lunges with a jab to the face, but misses .
Mop throws a quick jab to the jaw.
Mop lunges with a cross to the jaw, but it's short .
Bonz lashes out with a right hand to the solar plexus, but Mop ducks .
Bonz annoys Mop with a jab to the solar plexus.
Mop annoys Bonz with a quick jab to the chin.
Mop probes with a hook to the jaw, but Bonz ducks .
Bonz lands a quick jab to the ribs.
Bonz tries to land a jab to the face, but Mop ducks .
Mop launches a jab to the jaw, but flails uselessly .
Mop hits with a jab to the stomach.
Bonz fires a hook to the ribs, but Mop ducks .

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

Bonz landed 31 of 64 punches -- 4 power punches, 23 jabs, 4 rights. (74 points)
Mop landed 34 of 82 punches -- 4 power punches, 26 jabs, 4 rights. (80 points)

Mop won the round 10-9 with more accurate punching.

Mop is winning the fight 107-104.


Bonz is obviously tired.

Mop is obviously tired. He has bleeding below his right eye.

Bonz:
lost 4.6 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 6.3 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 59 points of damage in the fight.
Mop:
lost 3.0 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 7.2 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 45 points of damage in the fight.


ROUND 12


Bonz is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.
Mop comes out fighting.

Mop tries a jab to the stomach, but Bonz slips it .
...
Mop lunges with a jab to the face, but Bonz slips it .
Mop hits with a left to the head.

Mop lands a perfect right combination and Bonz topples to the canvass!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Bonz staggers to his feet and the fight goes on!

Mop lands a jab to the chest.
...
Mop tries a jab to the solar plexus, but Bonz takes it in the forearms .
Bonz fires a hook to the jaw, but it's soft .
Mop tries a hook to the head, but doesn't land it very well .
Mop attempts a jab to the face, but doesn't land it very well .
Mop reaches with a jab to the eye, but is ineffective .
Mop attacks with a jab to the head, but can't connect .
Mop throws a jab to the eye.
Mop throws a jab to the stomach. Bonz ignores it.
Bonz throws a roundhouse to the jaw, but is ineffective .
...
...
...
Mop attempts an uppercut to the head, but doesn't quite connect .
Mop scores with a jab to the mouth.
...
Mop annoys Bonz with a jab to the chest. Bonz sneers!
Mop probes with a sweeping right to the stomach, but Bonz slips it .
Bonz lashes out with an excellent hook to the eye. Mop covers up. Oh, he's hurt! That really hurt him!
...
Bonz tries to land an uppercut to the head, but Mop hides behind his gloves .
Mop fires a hook to the mouth.
...
...
Mop attacks with a sweeping right to the chest, but Bonz takes it in the forearms .
Mop tags Bonz with a left to the stomach.
...
...
Bonz attacks with a right to the head, but Mop ducks .
Mop punches Bonz with an overhand right to the stomach. Bonz is hurt! He barely keeps his feet under him!
...
Mop charges with a jab to the jaw, but Bonz takes it in the forearms .
...
Bonz charges with a sweeping right to the stomach, but Mop ducks .
...
...

Mop lands a ferocious blow to the temple and Bonz falls senseless!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Bonz doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

Mop attacks with an uppercut to the stomach, but Bonz slips it .
Mop fires a jab to the jaw, but it's weak .
...
...
...
...

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

Bonz landed 5 of 24 punches -- 4 power punches, 0 jabs, 1 right. (19 points)
Mop landed 36 of 86 punches -- 7 power punches, 25 jabs, 4 rights. (90 points)

Mop won the round 10-7 -- both fighters were hurt, but Mop scored more knockdowns

Mop is winning the fight 117-111.


Bonz is sucking wind. He has his right eye badly swollen.

Mop is obviously tired. He has bleeding below his right eye.

Bonz:
lost 17.8 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 1.5 points due to fatigue. He took 24.7 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 77 points of damage in the fight.
Mop:
lost 5.7 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 16.9 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 51 points of damage in the fight.

Bonz refuses to stay down and lasts the distance. We are now off to the Judges to decide the winner of this bout. The commentators have this going down as a victory to Mop but this is Vegas and judges can be bought.

 

[tony]

The judges' decisions are:

Judge Hilly scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Bonz 10-9
Round 4: Bonz 10-9
Round 5: Mop 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Bonz 10-8
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Mop 10-9
Round 10: Bonz 10-9
Round 11: Bonz 10-9
Round 12: Mop 10-9

Total Score: Bonz 117-114

Judge Broken scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mop 10-9
Round 2: Mop 10-9
Round 3: Bonz 10-9
Round 4: Mop 10-9
Round 5: Mop 10-9
Round 6: Mop 10-9
Round 7: Bonz 10-7
Round 8: Mop 10-9
Round 9: Mop 10-9
Round 10: Mop 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Mop 10-7

Total Score: Mop 116-109

Judge Metalcrusher scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mop 10-9
Round 2: Bonz 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Bonz 10-9
Round 5: Mop 10-9
Round 6: Mop 10-9
Round 7: Bonz 10-7
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Mop 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Mop 10-9
Round 12: Mop 10-7

Total Score: Mop 115-112

Mop wins by decision! 2 to 1

 

[tony]

Time for some brotherly love

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 170 pounds (77 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is HARPSichord!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 169 pounds (77 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is MayTheNorthBeWithU!!

This bout is scheduled for 12 rounds.

 

[tony]

ROUND 1

HARPSichord comes out fighting.
MayTheNorthBeWithU comes out fighting.

HARPSichord jars MayTheNorthBeWithU with a big uppercut to the mouth!! The crowd is on its feet!! MayTheNorthBeWithU seems wobbly!! It looks like he might go down..
HARPSichord throws an uppercut to the head. MayTheNorthBeWithU supports himself on the ropes! He's hurt!!!
MayTheNorthBeWithU lunges with a hook to the face, but HARPSichord takes it in the forearms .
HARPSichord annoys MayTheNorthBeWithU with a quick sweeping right to the head.

HARPSichord lands a crashing right blow to the temple and MayTheNorthBeWithU is knocked down!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

MayTheNorthBeWithU doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!
...
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a quick overhand right to the stomach.
HARPSichord connects with a quick hook to the stomach.
MayTheNorthBeWithU lands a jab to the head. HARPSichord sneers!
...
...
HARPSichord throws a jab to the stomach, but misses .
HARPSichord tries a hook to the stomach, but MayTheNorthBeWithU covers up .
HARPSichord annoys MayTheNorthBeWithU with a jab to the stomach.
...
HARPSichord annoys MayTheNorthBeWithU with a hook to the solar plexus.
HARPSichord tries a right to the jaw, but MayTheNorthBeWithU covers himself well .
HARPSichord launches a jab to the head, but doesn't quite connect .
MayTheNorthBeWithU probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but HARPSichord hides behind his gloves .
HARPSichord tries a jab to the head, but MayTheNorthBeWithU hides behind his gloves .
MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with a quick hook to the eye.
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a straight right to the temple. HARPSichord ignores it.
HARPSichord throws a cross to the eye.
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a quick jab to the eye.
...
...
MayTheNorthBeWithU probes with a right hand to the chin, but HARPSichord ducks .
MayTheNorthBeWithU lunges with a jab to the chest, but falls short .
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a jab to the stomach.
MayTheNorthBeWithU tags HARPSichord with a clean jab to the chin.
HARPSichord annoys MayTheNorthBeWithU with a jab to the ribs.
HARPSichord throws a quick jab to the head.
...
HARPSichord lands a jab to the ribs. MayTheNorthBeWithU quickly recovers.

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

HARPSichord landed 40 of 76 punches -- 5 power punches, 30 jabs, 5 rights. (95 points)
MayTheNorthBeWithU landed 40 of 69 punches -- 5 power punches, 30 jabs, 5 rights. (95 points)

HARPSichord won the round 10-7 with a knockdown


HARPSichord doesn't need to rest.

MayTheNorthBeWithU doesn't need to rest.

HARPSichord:
lost 6.0 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 4.5 points due to fatigue. He took 4.3 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 6 points of damage in the fight.
MayTheNorthBeWithU:
lost 5.4 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 1.5 points due to fatigue. He took 56.6 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 56.6 points of damage in the fight.


ROUND 2


HARPSichord comes out fighting.
MayTheNorthBeWithU comes out fighting.

MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a cross to the mouth, but HARPSichord covers up .
HARPSichord throws a jab to the stomach.
MayTheNorthBeWithU lashes out with a jab to the head, but only touches with it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU connects with a jab to the eye.
HARPSichord annoys MayTheNorthBeWithU with a quick jab to the face.
...
MayTheNorthBeWithU tags HARPSichord with a jab to the eye. HARPSichord sneers!
...
HARPSichord throws an overhand right to the temple. MayTheNorthBeWithU ignores it.
MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with a roundhouse to the jaw.
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a straight right to the stomach.
HARPSichord annoys MayTheNorthBeWithU with a quick jab to the temple. MayTheNorthBeWithU sneers!
HARPSichord throws a left to the head.
MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with an uppercut to the stomach.
MayTheNorthBeWithU lands a jab to the jaw.
HARPSichord tries a jab to the head, but MayTheNorthBeWithU covers up .
HARPSichord lashes out with a jab to the solar plexus, but MayTheNorthBeWithU ducks .
HARPSichord throws an overhand right to the head, but misses completely .
HARPSichord launches an uppercut to the eye, but it's soft .
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a jab to the solar plexus.
HARPSichord lands a jab to the nose.
MayTheNorthBeWithU attempts an uppercut to the temple, but misses .
HARPSichord throws a jab to the temple, but MayTheNorthBeWithU blocks it .
HARPSichord tries a right to the jaw, but comes up empty .
HARPSichord throws a jab to the jaw. MayTheNorthBeWithU sneers!
HARPSichord charges with a jab to the jaw, but MayTheNorthBeWithU hides behind his gloves .
MayTheNorthBeWithU probes with a jab to the head, but comes up empty .
MayTheNorthBeWithU reaches with a jab to the chin, but HARPSichord ducks .
HARPSichord lands a quick roundhouse to the jaw.
MayTheNorthBeWithU attempts a jab to the ribs, but can't connect .
...
HARPSichord fires a jab to the ribs, but MayTheNorthBeWithU hides behind his gloves .
MayTheNorthBeWithU probes with a sweeping right to the mouth, but HARPSichord ducks .
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a quick jab to the eye.
MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with a quick jab to the stomach.
MayTheNorthBeWithU lashes out with a jab to the head, but HARPSichord evades it .
...
MayTheNorthBeWithU fires a jab to the solar plexus.
...
HARPSichord annoys MayTheNorthBeWithU with a jab to the solar plexus.
HARPSichord attempts a jab to the head, but MayTheNorthBeWithU covers himself well .
...
...
...
...

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

HARPSichord landed 37 of 71 punches -- 5 power punches, 27 jabs, 5 rights. (89 points)
MayTheNorthBeWithU landed 40 of 73 punches -- 5 power punches, 30 jabs, 5 rights. (95 points)

MayTheNorthBeWithU won the round 10-9 with more accurate punching.

HARPSichord is winning the fight 19-17.


HARPSichord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

MayTheNorthBeWithU doesn't need to rest.

HARPSichord:
lost 6.4 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 4.5 points due to fatigue. He took 4.6 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 12 points of damage in the fight.
MayTheNorthBeWithU:
lost 4.7 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 1.5 points due to fatigue. He took 5.7 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 60 points of damage in the fight.



ROUND 3

HARPSichord comes out fighting.
MayTheNorthBeWithU comes out fighting.

HARPSichord lashes out with a jab to the eye, but MayTheNorthBeWithU ducks .
...
MayTheNorthBeWithU tries to land a jab to the eye, but it's short .
HARPSichord throws a jab to the chest, but MayTheNorthBeWithU evades it .
...
MayTheNorthBeWithU lands a clean jab to the chin.
HARPSichord lands a jab to the chin. MayTheNorthBeWithU ignores it.
MayTheNorthBeWithU charges with a jab to the head, but he's off balance .
MayTheNorthBeWithU connects with a quick uppercut to the solar plexus.
HARPSichord throws a jab to the chest. MayTheNorthBeWithU sneers!
...
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a quick jab to the chin.
HARPSichord tries an uppercut to the jaw, but MayTheNorthBeWithU slips it .
HARPSichord fires a jab to the head, but MayTheNorthBeWithU hides behind his gloves .
MayTheNorthBeWithU charges with an uppercut to the mouth, but it's short .
HARPSichord attempts a jab to the eye, but MayTheNorthBeWithU slips it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a jab to the eye. HARPSichord sneers!
...
MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with a hook to the chin. HARPSichord sneers!
HARPSichord lunges with a right to the solar plexus, but MayTheNorthBeWithU covers himself well .
MayTheNorthBeWithU lunges with a jab to the head, but it's short .
...
MayTheNorthBeWithU lands a quick jab to the stomach.
MayTheNorthBeWithU fires a jab to the face, but HARPSichord slips it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a jab to the temple, but HARPSichord ducks .
MayTheNorthBeWithU tries to land a jab to the head, but HARPSichord evades it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU lands a quick jab to the head.
...
HARPSichord annoys MayTheNorthBeWithU with a quick uppercut to the head.
HARPSichord annoys MayTheNorthBeWithU with a quick hook to the nose.
MayTheNorthBeWithU probes with a cross to the nose, but HARPSichord blocks it .
HARPSichord annoys MayTheNorthBeWithU with a quick jab to the solar plexus.
HARPSichord throws a jab to the nose.
HARPSichord charges with an overhand right to the solar plexus, but MayTheNorthBeWithU covers himself well .
HARPSichord throws a jab to the nose.
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a right hand to the face.
MayTheNorthBeWithU fires an uppercut to the nose, but goes wide .
HARPSichord throws a jab to the head, but MayTheNorthBeWithU slips it .
...
HARPSichord throws a quick jab to the ribs.
HARPSichord connects with a straight right to the stomach.
MayTheNorthBeWithU connects with a jab to the stomach. HARPSichord sneers!
MayTheNorthBeWithU hits HARPSichord with a jab to the solar plexus.
HARPSichord lashes out with a jab to the stomach, but MayTheNorthBeWithU ducks .
...

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

HARPSichord landed 37 of 72 punches -- 5 power punches, 27 jabs, 5 rights. (89 points)
MayTheNorthBeWithU landed 39 of 74 punches -- 5 power punches, 29 jabs, 5 rights. (93 points)

MayTheNorthBeWithU won the round 10-9 with more accurate punching.

HARPSichord is winning the fight 28-27.


HARPSichord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

MayTheNorthBeWithU doesn't need to rest.

HARPSichord:
lost 6.5 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 4.5 points due to fatigue. He took 4.6 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 19 points of damage in the fight.
MayTheNorthBeWithU:
lost 4.5 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 1.5 points due to fatigue. He took 5.4 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 65 points of damage in the fight.

 

[tony]

ROUND 4

HARPSichord comes out fighting.
MayTheNorthBeWithU comes out fighting.

HARPSichord annoys MayTheNorthBeWithU with a jab to the face.
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a jab to the eye. HARPSichord sneers!
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a cross to the chin.
HARPSichord throws a jab to the solar plexus, but MayTheNorthBeWithU ducks .
MayTheNorthBeWithU hits HARPSichord with a hook to the mouth.
HARPSichord connects with a jab to the head.
HARPSichord throws a jab to the stomach.
...
...
HARPSichord lashes out with a hook to the temple, but it's too slow .
HARPSichord throws a quick overhand right to the chin. MayTheNorthBeWithU ignores it.
HARPSichord throws a jab to the stomach, but MayTheNorthBeWithU covers himself well .
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a quick jab to the stomach.
MayTheNorthBeWithU tries to land a right hand to the stomach, but it's soft .
HARPSichord charges with a cross to the face, but MayTheNorthBeWithU slips it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a jab to the nose, but HARPSichord blocks it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU hits HARPSichord with a clean jab to the head.
HARPSichord probes with a hook to the eye, but MayTheNorthBeWithU ducks .
HARPSichord connects with a clean straight right to the chin.
MayTheNorthBeWithU charges with a jab to the face, but can't connect .
HARPSichord tries a jab to the stomach, but MayTheNorthBeWithU blocks it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU charges with a jab to the head, but flails uselessly .
HARPSichord fires a jab to the eye, but MayTheNorthBeWithU hides behind his gloves .
...
...
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a jab to the eye.
HARPSichord throws a right to the nose.
HARPSichord reaches with a jab to the stomach, but flails uselessly .
HARPSichord launches a right hand to the chest, but MayTheNorthBeWithU evades it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a quick hook to the jaw. HARPSichord sneers!
HARPSichord annoys MayTheNorthBeWithU with a quick jab to the chest. MayTheNorthBeWithU sneers!
HARPSichord tries to land a jab to the stomach, but MayTheNorthBeWithU ducks .
MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with a quick jab to the mouth.
...
MayTheNorthBeWithU attacks with a cross to the nose, but HARPSichord covers himself well .
HARPSichord lunges with a jab to the head, but MayTheNorthBeWithU hides behind his gloves .
MayTheNorthBeWithU fires an uppercut to the head, but HARPSichord slips it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU lashes out with a jab to the mouth, but HARPSichord evades it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a jab to the mouth, but HARPSichord hides behind his gloves .
...
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a jab to the ribs. HARPSichord sneers!
...
MayTheNorthBeWithU lands a jab to the mouth.
...
HARPSichord throws a quick jab to the stomach.

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

HARPSichord landed 32 of 75 punches -- 4 power punches, 24 jabs, 4 rights. (76 points)
MayTheNorthBeWithU landed 38 of 71 punches -- 5 power punches, 28 jabs, 5 rights. (91 points)

MayTheNorthBeWithU won the round 10-9 with more accurate punching.

The fight is too close to call 37-37.


HARPSichord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

MayTheNorthBeWithU doesn't need to rest.

HARPSichord:
lost 6.6 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 4.5 points due to fatigue. He took 4.7 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 25 points of damage in the fight.
MayTheNorthBeWithU:
lost 3.9 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 1.5 points due to fatigue. He took 4.8 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 69 points of damage in the fight.


ROUND 5


HARPSichord is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.
MayTheNorthBeWithU comes out fighting.

MayTheNorthBeWithU thumps HARPSichord with a solid jab to the head.
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HARPSichord throws an overhand right to the chin, but doesn't quite connect .
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HARPSichord attacks with a right to the eye, but MayTheNorthBeWithU blocks it .
HARPSichord tries to land a hook to the face, but MayTheNorthBeWithU blocks it .
HARPSichord attacks with an uppercut to the chin. MayTheNorthBeWithU staggers into the ropes!!
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HARPSichord throws an uppercut to the head, but MayTheNorthBeWithU slips it .
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HARPSichord smacks MayTheNorthBeWithU with a solid cross to the jaw. MayTheNorthBeWithU hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with a quick jab to the ribs.
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HARPSichord lashes out with a cross to the stomach, but misses .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU hits with a jab to the mouth. HARPSichord covers up.
HARPSichord attempts a hook to the head, but goes wide .
HARPSichord lunges with an uppercut to the jaw, but doesn't land it very well .
MayTheNorthBeWithU probes with a jab to the face, but it's soft .
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a right to the head.
MayTheNorthBeWithU attacks with a right to the head, but HARPSichord knocks it away .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU jars HARPSichord with a big uppercut to the stomach!! The crowd is on its feet!!
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MayTheNorthBeWithU launches a jab to the jaw, but he's off balance .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU fires a hook to the chest, but comes up empty .
MayTheNorthBeWithU charges with a jab to the solar plexus, but HARPSichord knocks it away .
HARPSichord fires a cross to the head, but MayTheNorthBeWithU evades it .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a jab to the nose, but HARPSichord takes it in the forearms .
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

HARPSichord landed 9 of 39 punches -- 6 power punches, 0 jabs, 3 rights. (33 points)
MayTheNorthBeWithU landed 21 of 43 punches -- 3 power punches, 15 jabs, 3 rights. (51 points)

HARPSichord won the round 10-9 by stunning MayTheNorthBeWithU.

MayTheNorthBeWithU is winning the fight 47-46.


HARPSichord is sucking wind.

MayTheNorthBeWithU doesn't need to rest. He has swelling around his right eye.

HARPSichord:
lost 19.9 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. He took 14.2 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 45 points of damage in the fight.
MayTheNorthBeWithU:
lost 7.9 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 1.5 points due to fatigue. He took 14.3 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 78 points of damage in the fight.


ROUND 6


HARPSichord comes out fighting.
MayTheNorthBeWithU comes out fighting.

MayTheNorthBeWithU tries an uppercut to the stomach, but HARPSichord hides behind his gloves .
MayTheNorthBeWithU hits HARPSichord with a hook to the stomach. HARPSichord quickly recovers.
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HARPSichord probes with a jab to the chin, but MayTheNorthBeWithU covers up .
HARPSichord fires a sweeping right to the temple, but MayTheNorthBeWithU covers himself well .
MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with a jab to the head.
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MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with a quick jab to the eye.
HARPSichord throws an uppercut to the ribs.
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MayTheNorthBeWithU attempts a jab to the head, but it's too slow .
HARPSichord tags MayTheNorthBeWithU with a jab to the stomach.
HARPSichord charges with a jab to the mouth, but MayTheNorthBeWithU ducks .
HARPSichord throws a jab to the nose.
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HARPSichord fires a jab to the head, but MayTheNorthBeWithU covers up .
HARPSichord attacks with a left to the chin, but MayTheNorthBeWithU ducks .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU attacks with a cross to the ribs, but falls short .
MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with a hook to the chin.
MayTheNorthBeWithU fires a jab to the mouth, but HARPSichord evades it .
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HARPSichord charges with an uppercut to the nose, but he's off balance .
MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with a jab to the stomach.
MayTheNorthBeWithU reaches with a jab to the face, but HARPSichord ducks .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with a jab to the ribs. HARPSichord ignores it.
HARPSichord annoys MayTheNorthBeWithU with a quick jab to the chest.
HARPSichord tries a jab to the head, but MayTheNorthBeWithU slips it .
HARPSichord tries an uppercut to the stomach, but falls short .
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HARPSichord lands a left to the chest.
MayTheNorthBeWithU hits with a jab to the jaw.
HARPSichord tries a jab to the stomach, but MayTheNorthBeWithU ducks .
MayTheNorthBeWithU probes with a jab to the chest, but can't connect .
MayTheNorthBeWithU connects with a cross to the jaw.
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MayTheNorthBeWithU charges with a cross to the head, but HARPSichord ducks .
HARPSichord tries to land a jab to the chest, but MayTheNorthBeWithU hides behind his gloves .
HARPSichord attacks with a jab to the jaw, but MayTheNorthBeWithU covers up .
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a jab to the head, but he's off balance .
MayTheNorthBeWithU lands a quick jab to the mouth. HARPSichord ignores it.
MayTheNorthBeWithU hits HARPSichord with a jab to the stomach.

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

HARPSichord landed 21 of 65 punches -- 2 power punches, 17 jabs, 2 rights. (48 points)
MayTheNorthBeWithU landed 39 of 72 punches -- 5 power punches, 29 jabs, 5 rights. (93 points)

MayTheNorthBeWithU won the round 10-9 with more accurate punching.

MayTheNorthBeWithU is winning the fight 57-55.


HARPSichord is sucking wind.

MayTheNorthBeWithU remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling around his right eye.

HARPSichord:
lost 8.7 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 4.5 points due to fatigue. He took 6.2 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 54 points of damage in the fight.
MayTheNorthBeWithU:
lost 2.5 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 1.5 points due to fatigue. He took 3.0 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 81 points of damage in the fight.

 

[tony]

ROUND 7

HARPSichord is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.
MayTheNorthBeWithU comes out fighting.

MayTheNorthBeWithU hits with an overhand right to the mouth.
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a jab to the stomach, but falls short .
HARPSichord throws a hook to the head, but MayTheNorthBeWithU evades it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU reaches with a jab to the chin, but falls short .
MayTheNorthBeWithU lashes out with a jab to the stomach, but HARPSichord slips it .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU attacks with a right hand to the chin, but HARPSichord slips it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU hits with a jab to the ribs. HARPSichord covers up.
MayTheNorthBeWithU attempts a roundhouse to the chest, but HARPSichord ducks .
MayTheNorthBeWithU attacks with a jab to the head.
HARPSichord probes with a right to the chin, but fails to score .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU fires a jab to the stomach.
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HARPSichord tries to land an uppercut to the head, but MayTheNorthBeWithU evades it .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU tags HARPSichord with a clean jab to the stomach.
HARPSichord lashes out with a hook to the stomach, but falls short .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU probes with a jab to the chin, but it's weak .
MayTheNorthBeWithU jars HARPSichord with a big uppercut to the head!! The crowd is on its feet!! HARPSichord staggers into the ropes!!
MayTheNorthBeWithU connects with a quick right to the stomach. HARPSichord ignores it.
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HARPSichord fires a sweeping right to the jaw, but doesn't quite connect .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a jab to the temple.
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MayTheNorthBeWithU lunges with a jab to the stomach, but only touches with it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU jars HARPSichord with a big uppercut to the ribs!! The crowd is on its feet!!
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HARPSichord punches MayTheNorthBeWithU with a hook to the head. MayTheNorthBeWithU covers up.
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MayTheNorthBeWithU fires a jab to the nose.
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

HARPSichord landed 3 of 24 punches -- 2 power punches, 0 jabs, 1 right. (11 points)
MayTheNorthBeWithU landed 41 of 69 punches -- 6 power punches, 30 jabs, 5 rights. (99 points)

MayTheNorthBeWithU won the round 10-8 for dominating the round.

MayTheNorthBeWithU is winning the fight 67-63.


HARPSichord requires medical attention from his trainer.

MayTheNorthBeWithU remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling around his right eye.

HARPSichord:
lost 39.1 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. He took 27.9 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 93 points of damage in the fight.
MayTheNorthBeWithU:
lost 3.4 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 1.5 points due to fatigue. He took 6.1 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 85 points of damage in the fight.

ROUND 8

HARPSichord is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.
MayTheNorthBeWithU comes out fighting.

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MayTheNorthBeWithU reaches with a right to the jaw, but is ineffective .
MayTheNorthBeWithU charges with a jab to the ribs, but HARPSichord takes it in the forearms .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU pummels HARPSichord with a big right hand to the nose!! The crowd is on its feet!!

MayTheNorthBeWithU lands a mighty left straight and HARPSichord's knees buckle --- he topples to the canvass!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

HARPSichord doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

HARPSichord lashes out with an uppercut to the nose, but MayTheNorthBeWithU covers up .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a jab to the chin. HARPSichord sneers!
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MayTheNorthBeWithU jars HARPSichord with a powerful jab to the head!! The crowd is on its feet!!
HARPSichord throws a straight right to the head, but it's short .
MayTheNorthBeWithU jars HARPSichord with a painful right to the nose!! The crowd roars!!

MayTheNorthBeWithU lands a big right haymaker and HARPSichord stumbles to the canvass!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

HARPSichord doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

HARPSichord probes with an uppercut to the mouth, but MayTheNorthBeWithU evades it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with an uppercut to the chest. HARPSichord supports himself on the ropes! He's hurt!!!
MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with an uppercut to the face.
MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with a quick jab to the stomach. HARPSichord sneers!
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MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with a quick uppercut to the head. HARPSichord sneers!
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a quick hook to the stomach. MayTheNorthBeWithU sees his chance -- he's pounding away! HARPSichord's manager AnUltimateRessie throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
MayTheNorthBeWithU wins by a Knock Out!!

Time: 0:58

HARPSichord can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling around his right eye. He has bleeding over his left eye. He has bleeding over his right eye. He has a bloody mouth.

MayTheNorthBeWithU remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling around his right eye.

HARPSichord:
lost 97.8 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. He took 69.1 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 190 points of damage in the fight.
MayTheNorthBeWithU:
lost 0.9 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 1.5 points due to fatigue. He took 1.6 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 86 points of damage in the fight.

Judge Hilly had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HARPSichord 10-7
Round 2: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-9
Round 5: HARPSichord 10-9
Round 6: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-9
Round 7: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-8

Judge Broken had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HARPSichord 10-7
Round 2: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-9
Round 3: HARPSichord 10-9
Round 4: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-9
Round 5: HARPSichord 10-9
Round 6: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-9
Round 7: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-8

Judge Metalcrusher had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HARPSichord 10-7
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-9
Round 5: HARPSichord 10-9
Round 6: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-9
Round 7: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-8

 

[tony]

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is NaturalDisaster!!



In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 182 pounds (83 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is philreich!!

This bout is scheduled for 12 rounds.

 

[tony]

ROUND 1

NaturalDisaster feints and fakes (feinting).
Philreich is counter-punching (counter-punching) and goes to the body.

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NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a jab to the jaw. Philreich ignores it.
Philreich lunges with an uppercut to the stomach, but it's too slow .
NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then throws a jab to the stomach.
NaturalDisaster lunges with a jab to the temple, but Philreich slips it .
NaturalDisaster throws a quick jab to the solar plexus. Philreich sneers!
Philreich attempts an uppercut to the head, but misses .
NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then throws a quick jab to the temple. Philreich sneers!
NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a quick jab to the temple.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then annoys Philreich with a jab to the jaw.
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NaturalDisaster lands a right to the jaw.
NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then throws an uppercut to the chin.
Philreich taunts NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then annoys Philreich with a jab to the nose.
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Philreich waits patiently for NaturalDisaster to attack.
Philreich tries a left to the stomach, but it's weak .
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NaturalDisaster throws an uppercut to the jaw. Philreich sneers!
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NaturalDisaster feints with a hook.
Philreich taunts NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then throws a jab to the stomach.
NaturalDisaster launches a right hand but Philreich slips it and hits back with a right hand to the head.
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Philreich lures NaturalDisaster to attack.
Philreich backs up waiting for NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then lands a jab to the chest. Philreich sneers!
NaturalDisaster tries a sweeping right but Philreich slips it and hits back with a right hand to the stomach.
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NaturalDisaster attacks with an uppercut to the head, but Philreich slips it .
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NaturalDisaster reaches with a jab to the face, but Philreich slips it .
Philreich waits for NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster lunges with a jab to the stomach, but Philreich slips it .
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NaturalDisaster fires a jab to the head, but Philreich slips it .
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NaturalDisaster attacks with a jab to the stomach, but Philreich slips it .
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NaturalDisaster tries a right hand but Philreich deflects it and strikes back with a left to the solar plexus.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then connects with a quick jab to the head.
Philreich lashes out with a hook to the head, but NaturalDisaster takes it on the gloves .
NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then annoys Philreich with a jab to the mouth.
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Philreich taunts NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster lands a quick jab to the chest.
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

NaturalDisaster landed 58 of 94 punches -- 5 power punches, 48 jabs, 5 rights. (131 points)
Philreich landed 13 of 29 punches -- 9 power punches, 0 jabs, 4 rights. (48 points)

NaturalDisaster won the round 10-9 by landing more punches.

NaturalDisaster is winning the fight 10-9.


NaturalDisaster doesn't need to rest.

Philreich doesn't need to rest.


ROUND 2

NaturalDisaster feints and fakes (feinting).
Philreich is counter-punching (counter-punching) and goes to the body.

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Philreich throws a hook to the stomach, but NaturalDisaster pushes away .
Philreich seems to want NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a quick jab to the jaw. Philreich sneers!
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NaturalDisaster reaches with a jab to the chest, but Philreich slips it .
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Philreich taunts NaturalDisaster to attack.
Philreich backs up waiting for NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then annoys Philreich with a jab to the stomach.
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NaturalDisaster attacks with a jab to the face, but Philreich knocks it away .
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Philreich tries to land a straight right to the chest, but only touches with it .
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Philreich charges with an uppercut to the solar plexus, but NaturalDisaster takes it in the forearms .
NaturalDisaster feints with a hook.
NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a jab to the head.
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NaturalDisaster throws a jab to the chest. Philreich sneers!
NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a cross to the chin.
NaturalDisaster tries a cross but Philreich slips it and strikes back with a right hand to the chest.
NaturalDisaster launches an uppercut to the stomach, but Philreich knocks it away .
NaturalDisaster throws a clean jab to the temple.
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NaturalDisaster lunges with a straight right but Philreich slips it and counters with a quick cross to the stomach.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then lands a jab to the mouth.
NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then throws a hook to the temple.
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NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a jab to the solar plexus.
NaturalDisaster throws a jab to the mouth, but doesn't really connect .
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NaturalDisaster attacks with a left but Philreich deflects it and counters with a left to the stomach.
Philreich drops his arms to tempt NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster launches a straight right but Philreich slips it and hits first with a quick cross to the stomach. NaturalDisaster sneers!
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NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then annoys Philreich with a quick jab to the jaw. Philreich sneers!
Philreich lures NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster reaches with a left but Philreich slips it and hits first with a sweeping right to the stomach. NaturalDisaster sneers!
Philreich taunts NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster lunges with a jab to the face, but falls short .
Philreich attempts a straight right to the stomach, but NaturalDisaster knocks it away .
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NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then annoys Philreich with a quick jab to the stomach.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then throws a jab to the face.
NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then throws a jab to the head.
Philreich tries to land a hook to the solar plexus, but NaturalDisaster pushes away .
NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then throws a left to the stomach.
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

NaturalDisaster landed 56 of 94 punches -- 4 power punches, 48 jabs, 4 rights. (124 points)
Philreich landed 18 of 36 punches -- 10 power punches, 0 jabs, 8 rights. (64 points)

NaturalDisaster won the round 10-9 by landing more punches.

NaturalDisaster is winning the fight 20-18.


NaturalDisaster doesn't need to rest.

Philreich doesn't need to rest.


ROUND 3

NaturalDisaster feints and jabs aggressively (feinting).
Philreich is counter-punching (counter-punching) and goes to the body.

NaturalDisaster launches a right hand but Philreich knocks it away and strikes back with a quick sweeping right to the stomach.
NaturalDisaster throws a quick jab to the stomach.
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NaturalDisaster charges with a jab to the solar plexus, but doesn't quite connect .
NaturalDisaster charges with a right but Philreich slips it and strikes back with a quick straight right to the ribs.
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Philreich taunts NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster probes with a jab to the stomach, but Philreich deflects it .
Philreich attacks with a jab to the chin, but NaturalDisaster takes it in the forearms .
NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a clean jab to the chest.
Philreich reaches with a cross to the stomach, but NaturalDisaster knocks it away .
NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then annoys Philreich with a quick jab to the mouth.
Philreich lures NaturalDisaster to attack.
Philreich waits for NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster connects with a quick jab to the head.
NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then annoys Philreich with a jab to the chest.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then annoys Philreich with a jab to the stomach.
NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then annoys Philreich with a quick jab to the stomach. Philreich ignores it.
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NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a quick right to the solar plexus.
NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then annoys Philreich with a jab to the chest.
Philreich seems to want NaturalDisaster to attack.
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Philreich attacks with a straight right to the stomach, but NaturalDisaster partially deflects it .
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NaturalDisaster tries to land a right but Philreich slips it and strikes first with a cross to the solar plexus. NaturalDisaster ignores it.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then annoys Philreich with a jab to the stomach.
NaturalDisaster tries a cross to the ribs, but Philreich slips it .
NaturalDisaster lands a quick jab to the head. Philreich sneers!
NaturalDisaster launches a straight right but Philreich slips it and scores first with a cross to the jaw.
Philreich lashes out with a hook to the ribs, but NaturalDisaster pushes away .
NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a jab to the eye.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then throws a right hand to the stomach.
Philreich throws a left to the ribs, but NaturalDisaster blocks it .
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NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then throws an overhand right to the stomach.
NaturalDisaster launches a right but Philreich slips it and strikes first with a right to the chin. NaturalDisaster covers up.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then annoys Philreich with a jab to the chest.
Philreich attacks with a hook to the solar plexus, but NaturalDisaster slips it .
Philreich waits patiently for NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster launches a sweeping right but Philreich slips it and strikes back with a cross to the chest.
NaturalDisaster lands a quick jab to the face. Philreich sneers!
NaturalDisaster feints with a jab.
Philreich seems to want NaturalDisaster to attack.
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

NaturalDisaster landed 62 of 99 punches -- 4 power punches, 54 jabs, 4 rights. (136 points)
Philreich landed 24 of 49 punches -- 9 power punches, 6 jabs, 9 rights. (75 points)

NaturalDisaster won the round 10-9 by landing more punches.

NaturalDisaster is winning the fight 30-27.


NaturalDisaster remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Philreich doesn't need to rest.


ROUND 4

NaturalDisaster feints and jabs aggressively (feinting).
Philreich is counter-punching (counter-punching).

NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then annoys Philreich with a quick jab to the ribs. Philreich sneers!
NaturalDisaster throws a sweeping right but Philreich slips it and strikes back with a left to the chest.
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NaturalDisaster throws a jab to the head.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then annoys Philreich with a quick jab to the mouth.
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NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a jab to the head.
NaturalDisaster tries to land a right but Philreich knocks it away and strikes back with a nice right to the chest.
NaturalDisaster reaches with a jab to the head, but Philreich deflects it .
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NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then annoys Philreich with a jab to the jaw.
NaturalDisaster attempts a left but Philreich slips it and counters with a quick right hand to the face.
Philreich waits for NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster tries to land a jab to the head, but Philreich slips it .
Philreich seems to want NaturalDisaster to attack.
Philreich seems to want NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster probes with a jab to the head, but it's short .
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Philreich waits for NaturalDisaster to attack.
Philreich waits for NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then throws a jab to the mouth.
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Philreich backs up waiting for NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster throws a quick jab to the head.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then lands a jab to the ribs.
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NaturalDisaster throws a jab to the temple, but Philreich slips it .
NaturalDisaster feints with a jab.
Philreich tries a right hand to the chin, but NaturalDisaster takes it on the gloves .
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NaturalDisaster throws a jab to the face, but flails uselessly .
NaturalDisaster connects with a right to the mouth.
Philreich seems to want NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster connects with a jab to the solar plexus.
NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then connects with a jab to the ribs.
Philreich tries a left to the nose, but NaturalDisaster knocks it away .
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NaturalDisaster lashes out with a jab to the mouth, but Philreich knocks it away .
Philreich attempts a hook to the nose, but it's weak .
Philreich lashes out with an uppercut to the mouth, but NaturalDisaster deflects it .
NaturalDisaster reaches with a straight right but Philreich slips it and scores first with a quick right hand to the stomach.
NaturalDisaster probes with a left but Philreich slips it and strikes first with a right to the head.
NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a jab to the mouth.
NaturalDisaster throws a jab to the ribs, but he's off balance .
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NaturalDisaster lashes out with a left but Philreich slips it and strikes back with a left to the face.
NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then lands a jab to the ribs. Philreich sneers!
NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then annoys Philreich with a quick jab to the stomach. Philreich sneers!
NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then annoys Philreich with a quick jab to the head.
Philreich taunts NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then annoys Philreich with a quick jab to the stomach.
Philreich lures NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a jab to the temple.
NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then annoys Philreich with a quick jab to the stomach.
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

NaturalDisaster landed 73 of 123 punches -- 1 power punch, 71 jabs, 1 right. (149 points)
Philreich landed 22 of 38 punches -- 12 power punches, 0 jabs, 10 rights. (78 points)

NaturalDisaster won the round 10-9 by landing more punches.

NaturalDisaster is winning the fight 40-36.


NaturalDisaster grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Philreich doesn't need to rest.

 

[tony]

ROUND 5

NaturalDisaster feints and jabs aggressively (feinting).
Philreich is counter-punching (counter-punching).

NaturalDisaster reaches with a jab to the stomach, but it's weak .
NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then throws a jab to the chest.
NaturalDisaster throws a quick jab to the ribs.
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Philreich lunges with a jab to the nose, but only touches with it .
NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then connects with a jab to the nose.
NaturalDisaster lunges with a jab to the stomach, but Philreich slips it .
NaturalDisaster attempts a right but Philreich slips it and retaliates with a quick straight right to the face. NaturalDisaster sneers!
Philreich throws a jab to the head, but NaturalDisaster deflects it .
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NaturalDisaster throws a cross but Philreich slips it and strikes first with a right hand to the jaw.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then annoys Philreich with a jab to the chin.
NaturalDisaster tries to land a cross but Philreich slips it and hits back with a right hand to the head.
NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then annoys Philreich with a jab to the nose.
NaturalDisaster attempts a left but Philreich slips it and hits first with a quick cross to the head.
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NaturalDisaster throws a jab to the solar plexus. Philreich sneers!
NaturalDisaster fires a right but Philreich slips it and hits first with a straight right to the chin.
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Philreich taunts NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster throws a quick jab to the mouth.
Philreich waits for NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a jab to the face.
NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then annoys Philreich with a jab to the stomach.
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Philreich seems to want NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster feints with a jab.
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Philreich waits patiently for NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster throws a jab to the eye.
Philreich reaches with a cross to the face, but comes up empty .
Philreich waits for NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then throws a right hand to the temple. Philreich sneers!
NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a jab to the head. Philreich sneers!
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NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a jab to the ribs. Philreich sneers!
NaturalDisaster throws a quick jab to the head. Philreich sneers!
Philreich launches a hook to the head, but NaturalDisaster takes it on the gloves .
NaturalDisaster tries to land a right but Philreich slips it and strikes first with a right to the stomach.
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NaturalDisaster lunges with a jab to the chest, but misses .
NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a jab to the temple.
NaturalDisaster attempts a sweeping right but Philreich knocks it away and hits back with a quick right hand to the chin. NaturalDisaster quickly recovers.
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NaturalDisaster throws a right but Philreich slips it and strikes back with a left to the ribs.
NaturalDisaster throws a right hand but Philreich slips it and hits back with a cross to the head.
Philreich seems to want NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster feints with a right but then throws a jab to the eye. Philreich sneers!
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NaturalDisaster throws a jab to the stomach.
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Philreich waits for NaturalDisaster to attack.
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

NaturalDisaster landed 66 of 113 punches -- 1 power punch, 64 jabs, 1 right. (135 points)
Philreich landed 37 of 53 punches -- 9 power punches, 19 jabs, 9 rights. (101 points)

NaturalDisaster won the round 10-9 by throwing more punches.

NaturalDisaster is winning the fight 50-45.


NaturalDisaster grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Philreich doesn't need to rest.


ROUND 6

NaturalDisaster goes toe-to-toe (inside) and goes to the body.
Philreich feints and fakes (feinting).

Philreich feints with a left but then connects with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
NaturalDisaster throws an overhand right to the stomach, but Philreich takes it in the forearms .
Philreich feints with a left but then throws a jab to the eye.
Philreich feints with a left but then hits NaturalDisaster with a quick overhand right to the eye. NaturalDisaster ignores it.
Philreich feints with a left but then annoys NaturalDisaster with a quick jab to the jaw. NaturalDisaster sneers!
Philreich feints with a right but then connects with a jab to the jaw.
Philreich feints with a left but then throws a quick jab to the eye.
Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the head.
Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a sweeping right to the jaw.
Philreich feints with a left but then throws a jab to the stomach.
Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the eye. NaturalDisaster sneers!
Philreich feints with a left but then annoys NaturalDisaster with a quick jab to the solar plexus.
NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a right hand to the ribs.
NaturalDisaster throws a cross to the stomach, but Philreich takes it on the gloves .
Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the jaw. NaturalDisaster sneers!
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Philreich lunges with a jab to the stomach, but NaturalDisaster ties him up .
Philreich feints with a jab.
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Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the face.
Philreich throws a jab to the head.
NaturalDisaster tries a hook to the chest, but Philreich knocks it away .
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Philreich throws a quick jab to the stomach.
NaturalDisaster throws an uppercut to the stomach, but Philreich pushes away .
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NaturalDisaster surprises Philreich with a hook to the chest.
NaturalDisaster tries an uppercut to the stomach, but doesn't really connect .
Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with an uppercut to the ribs. NaturalDisaster sneers!
NaturalDisaster fires a right hand to the stomach, but Philreich blocks .
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Philreich feints with a left but then throws a jab to the face.
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Philreich feints with a right but then throws a jab to the stomach.
Philreich feints with a left but then lands a quick jab to the chin.
Philreich throws a quick jab to the ribs.
NaturalDisaster attempts an uppercut to the stomach, but Philreich blocks it .
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NaturalDisaster lands a hook to the solar plexus.
Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the stomach.
Philreich hits with a jab to the eye.
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

NaturalDisaster landed 12 of 39 punches -- 8 power punches, 0 jabs, 4 rights. (44 points)
Philreich landed 86 of 90 punches -- 7 power punches, 72 jabs, 7 rights. (193 points)

Philreich won the round 10-9 by landing more punches.

NaturalDisaster is winning the fight 59-55.


NaturalDisaster is obviously tired.

Philreich doesn't need to rest.

ROUND 7

NaturalDisaster goes toe-to-toe (inside) and goes to the body.
Philreich feints and fakes (feinting).

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NaturalDisaster lashes out with a cross to the solar plexus, but Philreich slips it .
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NaturalDisaster charges with an uppercut to the head, but it's short .
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Philreich feints with a left but then throws a jab to the solar plexus.
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NaturalDisaster tries an uppercut to the nose, but misses completely .
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Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the stomach.
Philreich throws a quick jab to the stomach.
Philreich feints with a right but then annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the head.
Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the head.
Philreich feints with a left but then annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the stomach.
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Philreich throws a jab to the head, but NaturalDisaster covers up .
NaturalDisaster scores with a sharp hook to the ribs.
Philreich feints with a right but then annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the temple.
NaturalDisaster throws a left to the ribs.
Philreich feints with a left but then annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the stomach.
Philreich feints with a jab.
Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the jaw.
Philreich feints with a left but then throws a jab to the chest.
Philreich feints with a right but then connects with an uppercut to the eye. NaturalDisaster ignores it.
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Philreich feints with a left but then lands a jab to the stomach.
NaturalDisaster launches a hook to the chest, but Philreich partially deflects it .
Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the head.
Philreich feints with a left but then annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the face.
Philreich fires a clean uppercut to the nose.
Philreich feints with a left but then annoys NaturalDisaster with a cross to the mouth.
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NaturalDisaster annoys Philreich with a roundhouse to the stomach.
NaturalDisaster lunges with a sweeping right to the stomach, but Philreich blocks .
Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the head.
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NaturalDisaster attacks with a roundhouse to the stomach, but flails uselessly .
Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a straight right to the chin. NaturalDisaster sneers!
NaturalDisaster lashes out with a cross to the stomach, but Philreich blocks it .
Philreich feints with a right but then throws a jab to the mouth.
Philreich tags NaturalDisaster with a jab to the nose.
Philreich feints with a left but then annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the ribs.
Philreich launches a jab to the solar plexus, but NaturalDisaster ducks .
NaturalDisaster reaches with an uppercut to the stomach, but Philreich pushes away .

BELL!


According to the Commentators:

NaturalDisaster landed 12 of 44 punches -- 8 power punches, 0 jabs, 4 rights. (44 points)
Philreich landed 83 of 91 punches -- 7 power punches, 69 jabs, 7 rights. (187 points)

Philreich won the round 10-9 by landing more punches.

NaturalDisaster is winning the fight 68-65.


NaturalDisaster is obviously tired.

Philreich remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

ROUND 8

NaturalDisaster is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.
Philreich feints and fakes (feinting).

Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a quick jab to the nose. NaturalDisaster ignores it.
Philreich hits NaturalDisaster with a clean jab to the head.
NaturalDisaster lunges with a hook to the temple, but Philreich knocks it away .
Philreich feints with a left but then annoys NaturalDisaster with a cross to the face.

Philreich lands a big right hook and NaturalDisaster stumbles to the canvass!!

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EIGHT!

NINE!

NaturalDisaster doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

Philreich feints with a right but then throws a jab to the mouth.
Philreich feints with a left but then annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the chest.
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NaturalDisaster lunges with an uppercut to the temple, but Philreich takes it on the gloves .
NaturalDisaster lunges with a right hand to the head, but Philreich knocks it away .
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Philreich feints with a left but then annoys NaturalDisaster with a left to the chest.

Philreich lands a big haymaker and NaturalDisaster collapses!!

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SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

NaturalDisaster doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

Philreich feints with a sweeping right.
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NaturalDisaster fires a cross to the chin, but Philreich partially deflects it .
NaturalDisaster attacks with a hook to the mouth, but it's short .
Philreich feints with a left but then whacks NaturalDisaster with a furious overhand right to the head! NaturalDisaster seems wobbly!! It looks like he might go down..
Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the stomach. NaturalDisaster sneers!
Philreich feints with a right but then throws a clean jab to the stomach. NaturalDisaster ignores it.
NaturalDisaster lashes out with a stiff left to the jaw.
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Philreich feints with a left but then connects with a jab to the mouth.
NaturalDisaster throws a roundhouse to the mouth.
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Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a quick jab to the stomach.
Philreich feints with a left but then connects with an uppercut to the mouth.
Philreich feints with a right but then throws a jab to the stomach.
Philreich lashes out with a jab to the chest, but doesn't land it very well .
Philreich tries to land a jab to the jaw, but NaturalDisaster ducks .
Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the jaw.
Philreich feints with a left but then connects with a quick jab to the solar plexus. NaturalDisaster ignores it.
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Philreich feints with a left but then attacks with a jab to the nose.
Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a jab to the jaw.
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NaturalDisaster lunges with an uppercut to the head, but Philreich partially deflects it .
Philreich connects with a quick sweeping right to the stomach. NaturalDisaster ignores it.
NaturalDisaster lashes out with a hook to the head, but Philreich blocks it .
Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with a hook to the jaw.
Philreich feints with a left but then connects with an uppercut to the ribs. NaturalDisaster sneers!
Philreich feints with a left but then annoys NaturalDisaster with a straight right to the nose.
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

NaturalDisaster landed 7 of 34 punches -- 5 power punches, 0 jabs, 2 rights. (26 points)
Philreich landed 85 of 93 punches -- 10 power punches, 68 jabs, 7 rights. (197 points)

Philreich won the round 10-7 for repeated knockdowns.

The fight is too close to call at this point.


NaturalDisaster looks exhausted. He has his left eye nearly swollen shut. He has bleeding below his left eye. He has a cut over his left eye. He has a serious cut over his right eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Philreich remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

 

[tony]

ROUND 9

NaturalDisaster goes toe-to-toe (inside).
Philreich is counter-punching (counter-punching).

NaturalDisaster attempts a sweeping right but Philreich deflects it and counters with a right to the chin.
NaturalDisaster tries a jab to the mouth, but falls short .
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NaturalDisaster tries to land a hook to the jaw, but it's short .
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Philreich waits patiently for NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster tries to land a right but Philreich slips it and strikes back with a right hand to the head.
NaturalDisaster reaches with a jab to the nose, but Philreich slips it .
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NaturalDisaster tries to land a cross but Philreich slips it and scores first with a left to the face. NaturalDisaster ignores it.
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NaturalDisaster tries a jab to the stomach, but Philreich slips it .
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NaturalDisaster throws a jab to the temple, but Philreich slips it .
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Philreich waits patiently for NaturalDisaster to attack.
Philreich backs up waiting for NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster attacks with a jab to the head, but Philreich slips it .
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NaturalDisaster attempts a left but Philreich slips it and counters with a straight right to the stomach.
NaturalDisaster reaches with a sweeping right but Philreich deflects it and retaliates with a cross to the chest.
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NaturalDisaster probes with a sweeping right but Philreich slips it and retaliates with a cross to the jaw.
NaturalDisaster lands a jab to the eye. Philreich sneers!
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Philreich taunts NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster launches a left but Philreich slips it and counters with a right hand to the eye.
NaturalDisaster throws a sweeping right but Philreich slips it and strikes first with a left to the temple.
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NaturalDisaster tries to land a right hand to the head, but Philreich knocks it away .
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Philreich lashes out with a jab to the head, but NaturalDisaster slips it .
NaturalDisaster throws a sweeping right to the head.
Philreich attacks with an uppercut to the mouth, but fails to score .
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NaturalDisaster fires a jab to the jaw, but comes up empty .
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Philreich throws a jab to the ribs, but NaturalDisaster ties him up .
NaturalDisaster reaches with a straight right but Philreich knocks it away and hits back with a sweeping right to the head.
NaturalDisaster throws a jab to the stomach.
NaturalDisaster tries to land a sweeping right to the face, but he's off balance .
Philreich tries to land a right to the chin, but NaturalDisaster ties him up .
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NaturalDisaster lashes out with a jab to the nose, but goes wide .
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

NaturalDisaster landed 13 of 90 punches -- 1 power punch, 11 jabs, 1 right. (29 points)
Philreich landed 37 of 54 punches -- 9 power punches, 19 jabs, 9 rights. (101 points)

Philreich won the round 10-9 with more accurate punching.

Philreich is winning the fight 85-84.


NaturalDisaster looks exhausted. He has his left eye nearly swollen shut. He has bleeding below his left eye. He has a cut over his left eye. He has a serious cut over his right eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Philreich remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

ROUND 10

NaturalDisaster is clinching a lot (clinching) and goes to the body.
Philreich waits for the right opportunity (counter-punching) and he's head hunting.

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Philreich smacks NaturalDisaster with a wild roundhouse to the temple. NaturalDisaster seems dazed. He's out on his feet!!
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Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with an uppercut to the chin.
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Philreich charges with an uppercut to the stomach, but it's weak .
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Philreich tries to attack, but NaturalDisaster hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Philreich whacks NaturalDisaster with a mean overhand right to the ribs.
NaturalDisaster lunges with a left but Philreich knocks it away and strikes back with a straight right to the head.
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Philreich lands a clean roundhouse to the chin.
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NaturalDisaster fires a left but Philreich slips it and hits first with a clean straight right to the chin.
Philreich tries to attack, but NaturalDisaster hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Philreich connects with a right to the mouth.
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Philreich lands a powerful right haymaker and NaturalDisaster's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

NaturalDisaster staggers to his feet and the fight goes on!

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Philreich tries to close, but NaturalDisaster ties him up.
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Philreich lands a big right uppercut and NaturalDisaster's knees buckle --- he topples to the canvass!!

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FIVE!

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SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

NaturalDisaster doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

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Philreich tries to land an overhand right to the head, but NaturalDisaster hangs on until the referee breaks them up .
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The referee admonishes NaturalDisaster to stop clinching.
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Philreich lashes out with a hook to the chin, but NaturalDisaster ties him up .
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

NaturalDisaster landed 1 of 9 punches -- 1 power punch, 0 jabs, 0 right. (4 points)
Philreich landed 27 of 40 punches -- 24 power punches, 0 jabs, 3 rights. (105 points)

Philreich won the round 10-7 for repeated knockdowns.

Philreich is winning the fight 95-91.


NaturalDisaster looks exhausted. He has his left eye swollen shut. He has bleeding below his left eye. He has a cut over his left eye. He has a serious cut over his right eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Philreich remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 11

NaturalDisaster feints and jabs aggressively (feinting).
Philreich waits for the right opportunity (counter-punching) and he's head hunting.

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NaturalDisaster lashes out with a jab to the face, but Philreich slips it .
Philreich waits patiently for NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster throws a right but Philreich slips it and counters with a cross to the temple. NaturalDisaster quickly recovers.
Philreich taunts NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster lunges with a sweeping right but Philreich deflects it and retaliates with a cross to the jaw.
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NaturalDisaster tries to land a sweeping right but Philreich slips it and hits back with an excellent right to the temple.
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NaturalDisaster fires a jab to the chin, but Philreich knocks it away .
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NaturalDisaster lashes out with a jab to the chest, but Philreich slips it .
Philreich taunts NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then annoys Philreich with a jab to the eye.
NaturalDisaster tries to land a right but Philreich slips it and strikes first with a solid right hand to the head. NaturalDisaster backpedals to his own corner.
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NaturalDisaster throws a jab to the stomach, but Philreich deflects it .
NaturalDisaster connects with a quick jab to the head.
Philreich attempts a hook to the head, but falls short .
NaturalDisaster reaches with a jab to the chin, but he's off balance .
Philreich waits patiently for NaturalDisaster to attack.
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Philreich reaches with a roundhouse to the face, but NaturalDisaster pushes away .
Philreich waits for NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster attacks with a jab to the solar plexus, but he's off balance .
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NaturalDisaster fires a jab to the chin, but falls short .
Philreich taunts NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a jab.
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Philreich lands a sudden left blow to the temple and NaturalDisaster is flattened!!

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NINE!

TEN!
He's out!!!
Philreich wins by a Knock Out!!

Amazing effort by NaturalDisaster to last so long but he finally couldn't get up in time.

Time: 1:54

NaturalDisaster requires medical attention from his trainer. He has his left eye swollen shut. He has a cut below his left eye. He has a cut over his left eye. He has a serious cut over his right eye. He has a broken jaw.

Philreich remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


Judge Hilly had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 2: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 3: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 4: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 5: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 6: Philreich 10-9
Round 7: Philreich 10-9
Round 8: Philreich 10-7
Round 9: Philreich 10-9
Round 10: Philreich 10-7

Judge Broken had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 2: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 3: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 4: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 5: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 6: Philreich 10-9
Round 7: Philreich 10-9
Round 8: Philreich 10-7
Round 9: Philreich 10-9
Round 10: Philreich 10-7

Judge Metalcrusher had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 2: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 3: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 4: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 5: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 6: Philreich 10-9
Round 7: Philreich 10-9
Round 8: Philreich 10-7
Round 9: Philreich 10-9
Round 10: Philreich 10-7

 

[HARPSichord]

ROUND 7

HARPSichord is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.
MayTheNorthBeWithU comes out fighting.

MayTheNorthBeWithU hits with an overhand right to the mouth.
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a jab to the stomach, but falls short .
HARPSichord throws a hook to the head, but MayTheNorthBeWithU evades it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU reaches with a jab to the chin, but falls short .
MayTheNorthBeWithU lashes out with a jab to the stomach, but HARPSichord slips it .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU attacks with a right hand to the chin, but HARPSichord slips it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU hits with a jab to the ribs. HARPSichord covers up.
MayTheNorthBeWithU attempts a roundhouse to the chest, but HARPSichord ducks .
MayTheNorthBeWithU attacks with a jab to the head.
HARPSichord probes with a right to the chin, but fails to score .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU fires a jab to the stomach.
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HARPSichord tries to land an uppercut to the head, but MayTheNorthBeWithU evades it .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU tags HARPSichord with a clean jab to the stomach.
HARPSichord lashes out with a hook to the stomach, but falls short .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU probes with a jab to the chin, but it's weak .
MayTheNorthBeWithU jars HARPSichord with a big uppercut to the head!! The crowd is on its feet!! HARPSichord staggers into the ropes!!
MayTheNorthBeWithU connects with a quick right to the stomach. HARPSichord ignores it.
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HARPSichord fires a sweeping right to the jaw, but doesn't quite connect .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a jab to the temple.
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MayTheNorthBeWithU lunges with a jab to the stomach, but only touches with it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU jars HARPSichord with a big uppercut to the ribs!! The crowd is on its feet!!
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HARPSichord punches MayTheNorthBeWithU with a hook to the head. MayTheNorthBeWithU covers up.
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MayTheNorthBeWithU fires a jab to the nose.
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

HARPSichord landed 3 of 24 punches -- 2 power punches, 0 jabs, 1 right. (11 points)
MayTheNorthBeWithU landed 41 of 69 punches -- 6 power punches, 30 jabs, 5 rights. (99 points)

MayTheNorthBeWithU won the round 10-8 for dominating the round.

MayTheNorthBeWithU is winning the fight 67-63.


HARPSichord requires medical attention from his trainer.

MayTheNorthBeWithU remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling around his right eye.

HARPSichord:
lost 39.1 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. He took 27.9 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 93 points of damage in the fight.
MayTheNorthBeWithU:
lost 3.4 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 1.5 points due to fatigue. He took 6.1 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 85 points of damage in the fight.

ROUND 8

HARPSichord is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.
MayTheNorthBeWithU comes out fighting.

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MayTheNorthBeWithU reaches with a right to the jaw, but is ineffective .
MayTheNorthBeWithU charges with a jab to the ribs, but HARPSichord takes it in the forearms .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU pummels HARPSichord with a big right hand to the nose!! The crowd is on its feet!!

MayTheNorthBeWithU lands a mighty left straight and HARPSichord's knees buckle --- he topples to the canvass!!

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FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

HARPSichord doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

HARPSichord lashes out with an uppercut to the nose, but MayTheNorthBeWithU covers up .
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MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a jab to the chin. HARPSichord sneers!
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MayTheNorthBeWithU jars HARPSichord with a powerful jab to the head!! The crowd is on its feet!!
HARPSichord throws a straight right to the head, but it's short .
MayTheNorthBeWithU jars HARPSichord with a painful right to the nose!! The crowd roars!!

MayTheNorthBeWithU lands a big right haymaker and HARPSichord stumbles to the canvass!!

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THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

HARPSichord doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

HARPSichord probes with an uppercut to the mouth, but MayTheNorthBeWithU evades it .
MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with an uppercut to the chest. HARPSichord supports himself on the ropes! He's hurt!!!
MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with an uppercut to the face.
MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with a quick jab to the stomach. HARPSichord sneers!
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MayTheNorthBeWithU annoys HARPSichord with a quick uppercut to the head. HARPSichord sneers!
MayTheNorthBeWithU throws a quick hook to the stomach. MayTheNorthBeWithU sees his chance -- he's pounding away! HARPSichord's manager AnUltimateRessie throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
MayTheNorthBeWithU wins by a Knock Out!!

Time: 0:58

HARPSichord can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling around his right eye. He has bleeding over his left eye. He has bleeding over his right eye. He has a bloody mouth.

MayTheNorthBeWithU remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling around his right eye.

HARPSichord:
lost 97.8 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. He took 69.1 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 190 points of damage in the fight.
MayTheNorthBeWithU:
lost 0.9 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 1.5 points due to fatigue. He took 1.6 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 86 points of damage in the fight.

Judge Hilly had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HARPSichord 10-7
Round 2: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-9
Round 5: HARPSichord 10-9
Round 6: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-9
Round 7: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-8

Judge Broken had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HARPSichord 10-7
Round 2: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-9
Round 3: HARPSichord 10-9
Round 4: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-9
Round 5: HARPSichord 10-9
Round 6: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-9
Round 7: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-8

Judge Metalcrusher had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: HARPSichord 10-7
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-9
Round 5: HARPSichord 10-9
Round 6: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-9
Round 7: MayTheNorthBeWithU 10-8

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Should have just let me die, AnUltimateRessie. I cannot face this humiliation.

 

[tony]

We will be back in an hour or so for the final fight of the night between Art Vandelay_ & Matera92 to decide the winner of this ultimate grudge match.

 

[philreich]

ROUND 9

NaturalDisaster goes toe-to-toe (inside).
Philreich is counter-punching (counter-punching).

NaturalDisaster attempts a sweeping right but Philreich deflects it and counters with a right to the chin.
NaturalDisaster tries a jab to the mouth, but falls short .
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NaturalDisaster tries to land a hook to the jaw, but it's short .
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Philreich waits patiently for NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster tries to land a right but Philreich slips it and strikes back with a right hand to the head.
NaturalDisaster reaches with a jab to the nose, but Philreich slips it .
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NaturalDisaster tries to land a cross but Philreich slips it and scores first with a left to the face. NaturalDisaster ignores it.
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NaturalDisaster tries a jab to the stomach, but Philreich slips it .
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NaturalDisaster throws a jab to the temple, but Philreich slips it .
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Philreich waits patiently for NaturalDisaster to attack.
Philreich backs up waiting for NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster attacks with a jab to the head, but Philreich slips it .
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NaturalDisaster attempts a left but Philreich slips it and counters with a straight right to the stomach.
NaturalDisaster reaches with a sweeping right but Philreich deflects it and retaliates with a cross to the chest.
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NaturalDisaster probes with a sweeping right but Philreich slips it and retaliates with a cross to the jaw.
NaturalDisaster lands a jab to the eye. Philreich sneers!
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Philreich taunts NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster launches a left but Philreich slips it and counters with a right hand to the eye.
NaturalDisaster throws a sweeping right but Philreich slips it and strikes first with a left to the temple.
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NaturalDisaster tries to land a right hand to the head, but Philreich knocks it away .
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Philreich lashes out with a jab to the head, but NaturalDisaster slips it .
NaturalDisaster throws a sweeping right to the head.
Philreich attacks with an uppercut to the mouth, but fails to score .
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NaturalDisaster fires a jab to the jaw, but comes up empty .
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Philreich throws a jab to the ribs, but NaturalDisaster ties him up .
NaturalDisaster reaches with a straight right but Philreich knocks it away and hits back with a sweeping right to the head.
NaturalDisaster throws a jab to the stomach.
NaturalDisaster tries to land a sweeping right to the face, but he's off balance .
Philreich tries to land a right to the chin, but NaturalDisaster ties him up .
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NaturalDisaster lashes out with a jab to the nose, but goes wide .
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

NaturalDisaster landed 13 of 90 punches -- 1 power punch, 11 jabs, 1 right. (29 points)
Philreich landed 37 of 54 punches -- 9 power punches, 19 jabs, 9 rights. (101 points)

Philreich won the round 10-9 with more accurate punching.

Philreich is winning the fight 85-84.


NaturalDisaster looks exhausted. He has his left eye nearly swollen shut. He has bleeding below his left eye. He has a cut over his left eye. He has a serious cut over his right eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Philreich remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

ROUND 10

NaturalDisaster is clinching a lot (clinching) and goes to the body.
Philreich waits for the right opportunity (counter-punching) and he's head hunting.

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Philreich smacks NaturalDisaster with a wild roundhouse to the temple. NaturalDisaster seems dazed. He's out on his feet!!
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Philreich annoys NaturalDisaster with an uppercut to the chin.
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Philreich charges with an uppercut to the stomach, but it's weak .
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Philreich tries to attack, but NaturalDisaster hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Philreich whacks NaturalDisaster with a mean overhand right to the ribs.
NaturalDisaster lunges with a left but Philreich knocks it away and strikes back with a straight right to the head.
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Philreich lands a clean roundhouse to the chin.
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NaturalDisaster fires a left but Philreich slips it and hits first with a clean straight right to the chin.
Philreich tries to attack, but NaturalDisaster hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Philreich connects with a right to the mouth.
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Philreich lands a powerful right haymaker and NaturalDisaster's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

NaturalDisaster staggers to his feet and the fight goes on!

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Philreich tries to close, but NaturalDisaster ties him up.
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Philreich lands a big right uppercut and NaturalDisaster's knees buckle --- he topples to the canvass!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

NaturalDisaster doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

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Philreich tries to land an overhand right to the head, but NaturalDisaster hangs on until the referee breaks them up .
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The referee admonishes NaturalDisaster to stop clinching.
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Philreich lashes out with a hook to the chin, but NaturalDisaster ties him up .
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BELL!


According to the Commentators:

NaturalDisaster landed 1 of 9 punches -- 1 power punch, 0 jabs, 0 right. (4 points)
Philreich landed 27 of 40 punches -- 24 power punches, 0 jabs, 3 rights. (105 points)

Philreich won the round 10-7 for repeated knockdowns.

Philreich is winning the fight 95-91.


NaturalDisaster looks exhausted. He has his left eye swollen shut. He has bleeding below his left eye. He has a cut over his left eye. He has a serious cut over his right eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Philreich remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 11

NaturalDisaster feints and jabs aggressively (feinting).
Philreich waits for the right opportunity (counter-punching) and he's head hunting.

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NaturalDisaster lashes out with a jab to the face, but Philreich slips it .
Philreich waits patiently for NaturalDisaster to attack.
NaturalDisaster throws a right but Philreich slips it and counters with a cross to the temple. NaturalDisaster quickly recovers.
Philreich taunts NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster lunges with a sweeping right but Philreich deflects it and retaliates with a cross to the jaw.
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NaturalDisaster tries to land a sweeping right but Philreich slips it and hits back with an excellent right to the temple.
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NaturalDisaster fires a jab to the chin, but Philreich knocks it away .
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NaturalDisaster lashes out with a jab to the chest, but Philreich slips it .
Philreich taunts NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a left but then annoys Philreich with a jab to the eye.
NaturalDisaster tries to land a right but Philreich slips it and strikes first with a solid right hand to the head. NaturalDisaster backpedals to his own corner.
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NaturalDisaster throws a jab to the stomach, but Philreich deflects it .
NaturalDisaster connects with a quick jab to the head.
Philreich attempts a hook to the head, but falls short .
NaturalDisaster reaches with a jab to the chin, but he's off balance .
Philreich waits patiently for NaturalDisaster to attack.
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Philreich reaches with a roundhouse to the face, but NaturalDisaster pushes away .
Philreich waits for NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster attacks with a jab to the solar plexus, but he's off balance .
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NaturalDisaster fires a jab to the chin, but falls short .
Philreich taunts NaturalDisaster to attack.
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NaturalDisaster feints with a jab.
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Philreich lands a sudden left blow to the temple and NaturalDisaster is flattened!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

TEN!
He's out!!!
Philreich wins by a Knock Out!!

Amazing effort by NaturalDisaster to last so long but he finally couldn't get up in time.

Time: 1:54

NaturalDisaster requires medical attention from his trainer. He has his left eye swollen shut. He has a cut below his left eye. He has a cut over his left eye. He has a serious cut over his right eye. He has a broken jaw.

Philreich remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


Judge Hilly had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 2: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 3: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 4: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 5: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 6: Philreich 10-9
Round 7: Philreich 10-9
Round 8: Philreich 10-7
Round 9: Philreich 10-9
Round 10: Philreich 10-7

Judge Broken had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 2: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 3: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 4: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 5: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 6: Philreich 10-9
Round 7: Philreich 10-9
Round 8: Philreich 10-7
Round 9: Philreich 10-9
Round 10: Philreich 10-7

Judge Metalcrusher had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 2: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 3: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 4: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 5: NaturalDisaster 10-9
Round 6: Philreich 10-9
Round 7: Philreich 10-9
Round 8: Philreich 10-7
Round 9: Philreich 10-9
Round 10: Philreich 10-7

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Typical Furie - always coming up short when it matters .

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Hour break aka Give matera time to get his bribe money from the bank.
The only thing that'll save his sorry arse at this point.

 

[nahnah]

ROUND 4


Dinsdale is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.
nahnah comes out fighting.

nahnah reaches with an uppercut to the chin, but fails to score .
Dinsdale reaches with a sweeping right to the chin, but nahnah blocks it .
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Dinsdale probes with an uppercut to the mouth, but it's too slow .
nahnah reaches with a jab to the face, but Dinsdale ducks .
nahnah hits Dinsdale with a jab to the stomach. Dinsdale ignores it.
nahnah hammers Dinsdale with a mean right to the head! Dinsdale hangs on until the referee breaks them up.

nahnah lands a vicious blow to the temple and Dinsdale's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Dinsdale staggers to his feet and the fight goes on!

nahnah lands a clean jab to the stomach.
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Dinsdale throws an overhand right to the jaw, but nahnah blocks it .
nahnah fires a left to the stomach, but Dinsdale takes it in the forearms .
nahnah tries to land a jab to the eye, but it's too slow .
nahnah hits Dinsdale with a clean jab to the stomach.
nahnah fires a jab to the ribs.
nahnah lands a jab to the eye.
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nahnah lands a quick hook to the solar plexus.
nahnah tries to land a jab to the stomach, but falls short .
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nahnah belts Dinsdale with a heavy right hand to the stomach. Dinsdale hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dinsdale scores with an overhand right to the head.
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nahnah jars Dinsdale with a powerful right hand to the chin!! The crowd is on its feet!!
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nahnah annoys Dinsdale with a quick jab to the ribs.
Dinsdale lunges with an uppercut to the head, but nahnah blocks it .
nahnah fires a right hand to the temple.

nahnah lands a tremendous haymaker and Dinsdale's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

Dinsdale doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!

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nahnah throws a cross to the stomach, but Dinsdale slips it .
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nahnah fires a jab to the eye. Dinsdale quickly recovers.
Dinsdale probes with an uppercut to the chin, but it's weak .
Dinsdale throws a sweeping right to the temple, but nahnah covers himself well .
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nahnah launches a jab to the head, but it's short .
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Dinsdale lashes out with an uppercut to the face, but nahnah evades it .
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nahnah lands a wicked uppercut and Dinsdale is knocked down!! The Referee stops the fight!!
nahnah wins by a Knock Out!!

Time: 3:00

Dinsdale can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling around his left eye.

nahnah doesn't need to rest.

Dinsdale:
lost 42.0 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.7 points due to fatigue. He took 37.2 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 65 points of damage in the fight.
nahnah:
lost 2.6 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 2.5 points due to fatigue. He took 3.9 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 11 points of damage in the fight.

Judge Hilly had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: nahnah 10-9
Round 2: nahnah 10-9
Round 3: nahnah 10-9

Judge Broken had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: nahnah 10-9
Round 2: nahnah 10-9
Round 3: nahnah 10-9

Judge Metalcrusher had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: nahnah 10-9
Round 2: nahnah 10-9
Round 3: nahnah 10-9

View attachment 1960593

Finally an accurate simulator, might want to get in touch with mobbs

 

[MWPP]

ROUND 4

por_please_ya comes out fighting.
Mrs Turbo is wading through punches! (all out) and she's head hunting.

Mrs Turbo tries to land a right hand to the head, but she's off balance .
por_please_ya scores with a jab to the eye.
por_please_ya lashes out with a straight right to the ribs, but Mrs Turbo slips it .
por_please_ya takes charge with a straight right to the face.
por_please_ya throws a quick jab to the head.
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por_please_ya throws a jab to the head.
Mrs Turbo jars por_please_ya with a vicious hook to the head!! The crowd is on its feet!!
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por_please_ya tags Mrs Turbo with a clean jab to the head.
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Mrs Turbo throws a hook to the head, but por_please_ya covers herself well .
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por_please_ya hits Mrs Turbo with a hook to the chest. Mrs Turbo stumbles, but remains on her feet! She looks hurt!!
por_please_ya fires a jab to the stomach, but Mrs Turbo takes it in the forearms .
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Mrs Turbo fires a hook to the jaw, but por_please_ya covers herself well .
por_please_ya hits Mrs Turbo with a hook to the eye.
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Mrs Turbo lands a big bomb and por_please_ya hurtles to the canvass!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

por_please_ya struggles to her feet and the fight goes on!

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por_please_ya lands a decisive straight and Mrs Turbo is knocked down!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

TEN!
She's out!!!
por_please_ya wins by a Knock Out!!

Time: 1:26
por_please_ya remains standing while the trainer wipes her down.

Mrs Turbo is obviously tired. She has her left eye badly swollen. She has swelling around her right eye. She has bleeding below her left eye.

Judge Hilly had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 2: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 3: por_please_ya 10-9

Judge Broken had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 2: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 3: por_please_ya 10-9

Judge Metalcrusher had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 2: por_please_ya 10-9
Round 3: por_please_ya 10-9

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All this time I've been claiming that Mrs Turbo has more love muscle than Tigerturbulance , but turns out that por_please_ya easily has them both covered . Just look at those abs!

 

[Dingster]

All this time I've been claiming that Mrs Turbo has more love muscle than Tigerturbulance , but turns out that por_please_ya easily has them both covered . Just look at those abs!

Those cannolis have a kick in them!

 

[MWPP]

Those cannolis have a kick in them!

At this rate, por_please_ya will be taking on multiple opponents at a time next time

 

[Dingster]

At this rate, por_please_ya will be taking on multiple opponents at a time next time

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Holy cannoli!