Best derogatory team names?

[Cousin of Daicos]

New to Bay 13, and enjoying it.

But I've heard some classic team 'nicknames' over the years, and love hearing new ones all the time:

Bitchmond had me in hysterics when I heard it on here.
Carltank
Cololingwood
West Coke/Wet Toast
Western Bullflogs

Can't think of any others right now, but some of the ones I've heard are hilarious. What others are there?

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Failmantle, Drugmantle

 

[kwame]

Ku klux hawks..... Gold

 

[cammo78]

St Kiddyfiddla

 

[Bender_]

Shitmound and Carlscum are my personal favourites.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Shitmound is WIN.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Failmantle! gold.

Shitmond!!!

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Carteltank anyone?

 

[kwame]

Carteltank anyone?

Hahaha I like it

 

[PieBeast]

Carlolton
Collonwood
Poort
Radelaide
Geepong Scats
Richmung
Western Loldogs
Cokemantle
RpTank

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Geepong

edit: beaten!

Whorethorn
Old Toast

 

[Bigeasy]

Norf....the most obvious.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Gaylong
Geepong


Other teams - can't beat the good old piss 'n shit (pee & poo in polite circles) when describing Hawthorn's wonderful club colours.

West Coke.

The Meter Maids for Gold Coast is an obvious new one.

 

[BABYBOMBERS2007]

Norf....the most obvious.

That one's not even funny.

 

[wambat]

Melgorne Wasteland Club.

Club Motto -


"Where talent goes to die"

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Agree with BE.

Simplicity is beauty, Norf should take the cake

(no pun intended)

 

[Exist to win]

Wet Toast E Girls

Cows (This one was actually in an advert some 10-12 years ago)

Clowns

 

[The Goon]

The Jihads.

 

[dav3]

West Coke Club.

Club Motto -

"Where talent (and Chris Masten) goes to get high"

efa

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Ninthmond

 

[themarkedman72]

Bombers=Bummers.

no doubt the best and most fitting.

See the bummers get up up up their boyfriends rump.

 

[j-ham]

Floodrape.

 

[Coopers]

Man, I'd like to see this thread with a poll showing posters ages.


Bitchmond! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Oh god that's so funny.

 

[Lurkalot]

Essenscum

Campy Cows

Paddlepop Lions

 

[happydude]

Bombers=Bummers.

no doubt the best and most fitting.

See the bummers get up up up their boyfriends rump.

could even go one further and say arse-end-on bummers.
at worem and a hawthorn support simply call freemantle the shitfish