Best derogatory team names?

[Crimson Azure]

Ain't Skilda

 

[JiggaDog]

Norf is probably my favourite ... not particularly funny but by golly its apt.

Shitmound is a great one, given the manure incident. Not to mention they are big mound of stinking SHIT.

The Saints have got a few, largely owing to their tremendous off-season form. Pick from one of:

St Fiddla
St KiddieFiddla
St Rapedya
The Aints

Or even combine them like St KiddieFiddlaRapedya - we'll all know who you're talking about.

 

[wambat]

St Blunda

Melspoon

Cantong

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Man, I'd like to see this thread with a poll showing posters ages.


Bitchmond! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Oh god that's so funny.

I'm 31 next month and I find simple shit like this hilarious.

Bitchmond is quite possibly unbeatable. Although Assendon is coming up fast.

 

[dav3]

I'm 31 next month and I find simple shit like this hilarious.

Bitchmond is quite possibly unbeatable. Although Assendon is coming up fast.

Yeah but Collingwood supporters physical and mental ages are rarely in the same ballpark

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

Carlton.

 

[HarryTiger]

This is the definitive list

St Sexoffenders
Karlandlennyton
Geepong
Dentallychallengedwood
Poothorn
Bruisebane
West Coast Coolers
North Wheresthemoney-borne
Essenbomb
Freemangle
Western Bullflogs
Gold Toast
Port Badelaide
Aidselaide
Sadney
Melstillborn
Glitchmond

 

[DO IT TO IT]

shitmound
essendong
norf

 

[V_23]

That one's not even funny.

Sure it is, when used in the right context. Such as the Kangas have norf@#$ing idea how to survive.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Yeah but Collingwood supporters physical and mental ages are rarely in the same ballpark

It's the same reason men, no matter what age, will always laugh at farts.

 

[astrowizzle]

Hawthorn = gay pr0n

Nice rhyme and suits the players in their team to a tee

 

[Chinners100]

Some from the top of my head:

Western Frontlols
Shitknee
Karlkennedyisaflogton
St Filled her

 

[ndot]

shitmound/ninthmond
carltank
floodney
crowbots
dorkers
injunction injunctions

 

[pantskyle]

Stupid Sydney Garbage Face

 

[charcoalchicken]

whoreforn
norf
geebong
collyflog

 

[Jesse Custer]

Carlton.

Winner.

 

[themarkedman72]

Winner.

cant argue

although I was always partial to

EssenDumb

 

[Jesse Custer]

cant argue

although I was always partial to

EssenDumb

surely there's more?

 

[Forey Johnson]

Carltank
Essenscum
Whorethorn
Norf
Poort
Shitmund
St Floodrape
West Coke
Bullflogs or Bul123gs
Briefcase w***er

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

Carltank
Essenscum
Whorethorn
Norf
Poort
Shitmund
St Floodrape
West Coke
Bullflogs or Bul123gs

This is rubbish. Doesn't rhyme, or fit in with the initial name.

I could go for the Mississippi Burning Dockers and get the same result.

 

[Only Forwards]

Retchmond.

Even ex coaches want to spew.

 

[Public Enemy No1]

Injuncthorn

 

[Pariah]

Pot Power
Penniless Power
Poort Powerless
Shitmond
Failmond
Carlstank
Frangaroos

 

[ndot]

St Floodrape

i like it

 

[Pera]

CollingDickCoxWood

Debtmond

Brown Toast Buns

Geeschlong