Rumour Best football related rumour you have heard from someone you trust

[Chief]

Continued in Part 2:

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[kriles76]

Pubes too? Am I even allowed to say pubes here anymore? Do we even have pubes in the Google overlord era?

For that, it’s the back, sack and crack treatment.

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Players bleach their hair peroxide blond when they've had a big weekend on the pingers and have a feeling the testers might be nearby. It kills of all follicle tests.

It’s only partially effective for the hair cuticle and has no effect on the follicle.

 

[sneakysneaky]

It’s only partially effective for the hair cuticle and has no effect on the follicle.

What if I use selsun blue 5?

 

[The_Eagles]

Players bleach their hair peroxide blond when they've had a big weekend on the pingers and have a feeling the testers might be nearby. It kills of all follicle tests.

The hair tests aren’t admissible for reccies, it’s just so the AFL has a guide of how rooted everyone’s getting

 

[yodellinhank]

Why dont you just say who? FFS

$500

 

[Buzz Hawk]

What if I use selsun blue 5?

More of a nizaroll guy myself.
Worked for Mark Waugh, must be good.

 

[Oraaaaazio]

I kinda hope it's P Cripps

my mate lives in the same apartment building as his mrs, saw them in the lift the other day.. so I'm sorry to disappoint

 

[Oraaaaazio]

Have heard rumours 30 and 5 are a thing

Jamie Elliot used to shag one of my mrs school friends, doesn't mean he's not bisexual tho

 

[Anzacday]

Jamie Elliot used to shag one of my mrs school friends, doesn't mean he's not bisexual tho

Maybe it just means he's not gay

 

[Beerfish]

Pubes too? Am I even allowed to say pubes here anymore? Do we even have pubes in the Google overlord era?

Google it.. oh wait.

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Who gives a **** if Elliott and Moore are gay or not. Maybe I’m in the minority, but I couldn’t care less what someone’s sexual orientation is.

 

[Beerfish]

Who gives a **** if Elliott and Moore are gay or not. Maybe I’m in the minority, but I couldn’t care less what someone’s sexual orientation is.

I think you're actually part of the (mostly) silent majority.

 

[frggr]

my mate lives in the same apartment building as his mrs, saw them in the lift the other day.. so I'm sorry to disappoint

Alas - it wouldn't be the first time a closeted man had a missus though

 

[mcfly7]

Players bleach their hair peroxide blond when they've had a big weekend on the pingers and have a feeling the testers might be nearby. It kills of all follicle tests.

 

[Silent Alarm]

Luke Ryan got a bit silly.

 

[Blackhawk42]

Pubes too? Am I even allowed to say pubes here anymore? Do we even have pubes in the Google overlord era?

It's 2019, no one has them anymore.

 

[Percy2257]

Jamie Elliot used to shag one of my mrs school friends, doesn't mean he's not bisexual tho

Sorry to tell you this matey but lots and lots of guys who turn out to be gay had girlfriends at high school who they ****** and lots and lots of others were married and had kids.
I’m afraid your analysis needs to be a tad more realistic.
I could be wrong but Little Mr Elliott strikes me to be someone who, in orchestral terms, prefers to play the pink oboe (apologies to Peter Cook).

 

[Oraaaaazio]

Sorry to tell you this matey but lots and lots of guys who turn out to be gay had girlfriends at high school who they ****** and lots and lots of others were married and had kids.
I’m afraid your analysis needs to be a tad more realistic.
I could be wrong but Little Mr Elliott strikes me to be someone who, in orchestral terms, prefers to play the pink oboe (apologies to Peter Cook).

this was last year not when he was in high school.... and I acknowledged he could still have a male persuasion

 

[GerryLewis]

- Justin Leppitsch pushed Lewis Taylor over after a weak attempt during an intraclub match
- No one was unhappy that Tom Rockliff left the club
- Tom Bell slept with Chelsea Roffey

Onya Belly! Bit of a fan of Chelse.

 

[cowboy18]

Onya Chelse! Bit of a fan of Belly.

 

[AvantGardener]

Onya fan! Bit of belly of Chelse

 

[Oraaaaazio]

Onya of! Belly bit of Chelse fan

 

[Waca Jr]

I have heard that rumour also on the weekend from a Lions Employee.

Fair enough. He also mentioned Bryce Gibbs did too

 

[Sausage Legs]

Mates used to see one of the good, unsung Hawks from the era (can't remember who exactly) down the Burwood Road TAB feeding pineapples through for hours.

Footballers ******* love it and I think just do it through boredom.

Nothing on every afternoon, can't drink, shouldn't take drugs, rooting isn't that easy to always navigate... they ******* love the ****. Way too much money for their own good.

Birch?

 

[mfcrox]

Me too. Dees fan

What's wrong with Dee's fans Waca Jr?