Rumour Best football related rumour you have heard from someone you trust

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Continued in Part 2:

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[KingsRansom]

Is was sarcasm. Morons still get jobs. As I said

Well Warnie is quite a switched on bloke. So I'm not quite sure where you can draw comparisons from. I'm actually quite confident that Jon Patton still uses crayons to write letters...

 

[doug85]

Well Warnie is quite a switched on bloke. So I'm not quite sure where you can draw comparisons from. I'm actually quite confident that Jon Patton still uses crayons to write letters...

Is this also sarcasm?

 

[Beerfish]

Is this also sarcasm?

St Kilda supporter so hard to tell. I'll go with unlikely though.

 

[Koutamightafides]

The drank the night before a game and kicked 10 goals got 3 vote rumours about any player are total bullshit and we all know it... let alone would fight anyone... there's a lot of nobodys out there that would destroy these AFL hardmen in seconds.

Old uncle chop chop would be proud of some of this stuff though......

Yeah nah that rumour is true , would have been at the Cattle Yards Inn that Pluggers dad Howard used to own , it was a regular occurrence I can guarantee that .

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

Ex hawks player used snapchat to send very graphic videos/photos.... I saw them...

You have to feel for those blokes in the 1980s and earlier. Taking a photo of your gonads, then having to wait for the developed prints to be returned before posting them to the object of affection and waiting by the rotary dial phone for a response.
Today's generation is just so fortunate.

 

[Maurice Mitchell]

You have to feel for those blokes in the 1980s and earlier. Taking a photo of your gonads, then having to wait for the developed prints to be returned before posting them to the object of affection and waiting by the rotary dial phone for a response.
Today's generation is just so fortunate.

Allowed a ‘cooling off period’. Would be good advice to take one.

 

[Koutamightafides]

You have to feel for those blokes in the 1980s and earlier. Taking a photo of your gonads, then having to wait for the developed prints to be returned before posting them to the object of affection and waiting by the rotary dial phone for a response.
Today's generation is just so fortunate.

All phones should be able to read your blood alcohol before sending drunk text and ask again when sober if you're sure you want to send the message ! Would have saved me some drama over the years .

 

[Xtreme]

An ex Victorian turned interstate player previously known to dabble in white powders was busted having a reunion with said white substance in the toilets at his media organisation's christmas shindig.

 

[woopy doo]

Seems more women have come forward in relation to Jon Patton

 

[jwikked]

Seems more women have come forward in relation to Jon Patton

The AFL will be lucky if he's the only one getting called out during this wave.

 

[Freak Dodgeball Accident]

An ex Victorian turned interstate player previously known to dabble in white powders was busted having a reunion with said white substance in the toilets at his media organisation's christmas shindig.

Good rumour, keep them coming.

 

[Concussion test]

The AFL will be lucky if he's the only one getting called out during this wave.

Gill will act swiftly to protect the commercial interests of the AFL.
I'm tipping a calendar and I think the General is a real contender for Mr January.

 

[Sea fog]

Seems more women have come forward in relation to Jon Patton

Usually the pattern, one is brave enough to follow and others follow suit. How do these guys think they will get away with this stuff? It only takes one to expose them.

 

[Fruit]

An ex Victorian turned interstate player previously known to dabble in white powders was busted having a reunion with said white substance in the toilets at his media organisation's christmas shindig.

These rumours aren’t as fun without names

 

[Pistol Night]

An ex Victorian turned interstate player previously known to dabble in white powders was busted having a reunion with said white substance in the toilets at his media organisation's christmas shindig.

That narrows it down to 50% of the comp

 

[chunkylover]

That narrows it down to 50% of the comp

Hodge would be my guess.

 

[sosos]

That narrows it down to 50% of the comp

~45%. Richmond players do no wrong.

 

[Blue_Steel89]

Usually the pattern, one is brave enough to follow and others follow suit. How do these guys think they will get away with this stuff? It only takes one to expose them.

It is definitely a Patton with these things

 

[Shell]

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See capper and raise you a Jackovich.
(Allen. Not Glenn)

 

[Shell]

You have to feel for those blokes in the 1980s and earlier. Taking a photo of your gonads, then having to wait for the developed prints to be returned before posting them to the object of affection and waiting by the rotary dial phone for a response.
Today's generation is just so fortunate.

POTY.

srsly pmsl

 

[ash_1050]

You have to feel for those blokes in the 1980s and earlier. Taking a photo of your gonads, then having to wait for the developed prints to be returned before posting them to the object of affection and waiting by the rotary dial phone for a response.
Today's generation is just so fortunate.

I accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book; not only was it highly embarrassing, but it cost me a fortune in stamps.

 

[Dr Spaceman]

You have to feel for those blokes in the 1980s and earlier. Taking a photo of your gonads, then having to wait for the developed prints to be returned before posting them to the object of affection and waiting by the rotary dial phone for a response.
Today's generation is just so fortunate.

You forgot to mention the weird look on the pharmacist’s face as you went in to collect your pics

 

[Pistol Night]

You forgot to mention the weird look on the pharmacist’s face as you went in to collect your pics

Who knows, you may have got an unexpected bonus hit early on if the pharmacist was female

 

[Over The Post]

... or reported to the police

Happened more often than you think, especially if you were homosexual in NZ before 1986. Other countries had similar repression.

 

[spenze]

You forgot to mention the weird look on the pharmacist’s face as you went in to collect your pics

Years ago, one of my first jobs was a KMart photo lab and we would get maybe 1 in a 100 to 150 come through with some sort of shenanigans on them. We were told that if we were upset by them we didn't have to print them (I was like 17, hardly offended) but if it didn't bother you print them off. One day some photos were dropped off and it was a young lady and her man trying out the kama sutra. At the time, we had an add on promotion going with stickers you could put on photos saying " Hey great pic, get a copy for family and friends" or " get a glossy 8 by 10 to stick up on the wall"...that sort of thing.

So, having a laugh, I stuck the stickers over each persons genitals thinking they'd laugh too but there were two sets of prints in the same last name and the mum came in and my coworker said "are you Jenny or Julie" and the woman said Jenny but Julie is my daughter I'll pick up both and pay for them to save her the trouble of coming back in...

About 2 minutes later she was back in and tore strips off my manager at how we would think the situation was funny (it was) and my manager asked to see the photos (he already had) to which the woman stormed off yelling abuse.

Of course, nowadays, I think about the legalities of it all...I was 17 printing pornography...I can't say the girl was 18 (probably was but...) and there we were, putting sales add on stickers on her quim. I'd imagine now, the company would be blasted if such an event happened.