Rumour Best football related rumour you have heard from someone you trust

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Continued in Part 2:

Not-a-cluey - Best FOOTBALL RELATED RUMOUR you have heard from someone you trust Part Deux - Many lies and bullshit in here. Please read OP before posting.

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[Linda_Lovelace]

Who knows, you may have got an unexpected bonus hit early on if the pharmacist was female

Bit sexist in this woke day and age. Bloke might like it also.

 

[Joker91]

The Atkins twins. You either know it or you don't. Cos I ain't repeating it.

So why even post ?

 

[Obzerva]

The Atkins twins. You either know it or you don't. Cos I ain't repeating it.

Given how long ago they played, this may be before the time of more than a few on here.
Simon Atkins last game was in '96 so might be a little hard to gleam any detail on any internet forum!

 

[00Stinger]

The Atkins twins. You either know it or you don't. Cos I ain't repeating it.

I know the story

There is no way that it can be true though, surely?

 

[Linda_Lovelace]

I know the story

There is no way that it can be true though, surely?

Well it is up there with Jock in the movie, the club:

[referring to Geoff] He's been up his mum and his legless sister and he thinks he's killed his old man!

 

[Over The Post]

Ooops

Hawthorn stands down Patton amid claims he sent women unsolicited lewd messages

The Hawthorn AFL football club stands down Jonathon Patton after allegations of inappropriate behaviour on social media, including sending sexual images to woman.

www.abc.net.au

 

[LanceRomance]

Ooops

Hawthorn stands down Patton amid claims he sent women unsolicited lewd messages

The Hawthorn AFL football club stands down Jonathon Patton after allegations of inappropriate behaviour on social media, including sending sexual images to woman.

www.abc.net.au

Fair to say his dick pic thing has flopped

 

[Over The Post]

Hawthorn finally showed some balls.

 

[checkraiseulite]

Hawthorn finally showed some balls.

helps that he is an injury prone hack - who we probably want to get rid of in any event

 

[Corleone]

The drank the night before a game and kicked 10 goals got 3 vote rumours about any player are total bullshit and we all know it... let alone would fight anyone... there's a lot of nobodys out there that would destroy these AFL hardmen in seconds.

Old uncle chop chop would be proud of some of this stuff though......

You reckon? I think there's a lot of heroes out there who would try it on with an AFL player and they'd get a lesson of a lifetime. I've seen a few incidents in my time with AFL footballers and I've never seen one of them come off worse for wear.

 

[King Cat]

Hawthorn finally showed some balls.

I think that’s what got Patton in trouble in the first place.


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[HomerThompson]

helps that he is an injury prone hack - who we probably want to get rid of in any event

He may have shafted himself

 

[Over The Post]

It happens when the situation comes to a head.

 

[brmi]

I just hope Patton hasn't blown his career.

 

[faible]

I just hope Patton hasn't blown his career.

Sounds like he can't even resort to OnlyFans, people aren't even accepting his nudes for free.

 

[74561347]

I just hope Patton hasn't blown his career.

yeah.

cos that was working out so well

 

[Big Bryza]

An ex Victorian turned interstate player previously known to dabble in white powders was busted having a reunion with said white substance in the toilets at his media organisation's christmas shindig.

Hodgey?

 

[Xtreme]

Hodgey?

I'd never besmirch the great man's name with salacious gossip or innuendos.

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

I'd never besmirch the great man's name with salacious gossip or innuendos.

My first guess would be X.Ellis

 

[Xtreme]

My first guess would be X.Ellis

The Victorian team of the person was not a bird....so that's a no to Xavier.

 

[cherrypie]

The Victorian team of the person was not a bird....so that's a no to Xavier.

Idea: To prevent having to reply to the guesses, just reveal the name

We're here for names not games

 

[Registered User]

The Atkins one is on here somewhere. This is just a bit, then someone replied that Matt Primus busted them. I'll find the full bit by Mero from the Bomber Blitz Forum.

I trust Bigfooty and therefore am 100% certain the atkins twins were caught having sex.

 

[Registered User]

This is from the Bomber Blitz Forum, by Mero, who I'm pretty sure is also on here.
Edited slightly for brevity.

"Please remember, this is footy folklore, so I can't personally confirm it.

Matt Primus first played for Fitzroy. Playing the Crows one time in Adelaide, the impressionable youngster was paired up with Simon Atkins in the hotel. Atkins was pleased to be catching up with his twin brother Paul, a former Sydney Swan who was then playing in the SANFL.

After being thrashed, the Fitzroy boys went out to drown their sorrows, with Martin Pike

Martin Pike

Age

52

Ht

189cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.2

4star

K

9.6

4star

HB

4.5

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.8

4star

No current season stats available

D

12.4

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

5.6

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

0.6

3star

leading the charge, being a local boy with a reputation for knowing which pubs to go to in Adelaide for a good time.

At some point the Atkins brothers disappeared, and eventually the young, impressionable Primus made his way back to the hotel room, with chaperone Pikey. He opened his door to find one Atkins brother balls deep in the other one. Being identical twins made it nigh on impossible in the moment to determine which was actually up the other, but at that point our boy Matty wasn't fussed, his upbringing told him this was wrong on a number of levels.

The rumour also continues that Martin Pike

Martin Pike

Age

52

Ht

189cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.2

4star

K

9.6

4star

HB

4.5

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.8

4star

No current season stats available

D

12.4

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

5.6

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

0.6

3star

, who had been with Primus immediately before, was still in the hallway and heard Primus' shriek of (let's call it) surprise. He called out to ask if everything was all right. Matty was speechless. In the words of Marsellus Wallce in the movie that came out a couple of years before, Pulp Fiction, "No man, I'm pretty farkin far from OK".

Forgotten Footy Folklore

Please remember, these are footy folklore. I, personally, cannot verify any of this. (Well, apart from the first one which my dad features in, I can verify that) The story goes that Matthew Primus got drafted by Fitzroy with the 2nd pick in the National Draft, having developed late, as...

discourse.bomberblitz.com

 

[The_Eagles]

The drank the night before a game and kicked 10 goals got 3 vote rumours about any player are total bullshit and we all know it... let alone would fight anyone... there's a lot of nobodys out there that would destroy these AFL hardmen in seconds.

Old uncle chop chop would be proud of some of this stuff though......

Ahh the old kickboxer 5’11 Muay Thai karate champions peddling pingaz on the side taking down All Time Australian 115kg athlete like Plugga 99 times out of 100
Yeah nah

 

[faible]

Ahh the old kickboxer 5’11 Muay Thai karate champions peddling pingaz on the side taking down All Time Australian 115kg athlete like Plugga 99 times out of 100
Yeah nah

Not sure what being an AA Footballer has to do with it if some drunk bikie wants to get in to it with him.

Your average bloke might not come off too well against Plugger, but there's plenty of brawlers around who would do a number on him as well.