Rumour Best football related rumour you have heard from someone you trust

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Continued in Part 2:

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[Craven Morehead]

You guys are pathetic.

Why the long face?

 

[brmi]

I heard this culminated in the Dogs 'winning' the flag in 2016.

I heard the umpires had a secret pact to do ‘whatever it takes’ to make sure the doggies win the flag in 2016

 

[Mercy Seat]

I heard the umpires had a secret pact to do ‘whatever it takes’ to make sure the doggies win the flag in 2016

Same umpires handed Hawks a 3peat, and tried to get us over the line in 2016 with #freekickhawthorn but jumped on Dogs when we were bundled out. If the AFL had its way, Hawks would win flag every year just because

 

[craigos]

I would put my house on the guys having a dig at Punters wife are the type who call all attractive women ugly yet retire home at the end of the day to a wife whose idea of a good day out is 3 hours shopping at Kmart.

 

[Sentinel]

I heard the umpires had a secret pact to do ‘whatever it takes’ to make sure the doggies win the flag in 2016

According to an article in The Australian the AFL later called the Swans to apologise for umpires 'costing them 4 goals' (haha) so this was obviously an AFLUA conspiracy, not an AFL one. What a time to be alive.

 

[BigEast]

Seen the horse face his missus is rocking? Waking up next to that everyday would probably turn me too.

I'd choose WINX, if only for the divorce settlement.

 

[its free real estate]

I have heard the great Ricky Ponting has been known to bat for the other team too

You mean my nickname for him, Richard Poontang, is inaccurate?

 

[yyou]

I would put my house on the guys having a dig at Punters wife are the type who call all attractive women ugly yet retire home at the end of the day to a wife whose idea of a good day out is 3 hours shopping at Kmart.

Even in retirement, it seems Ponting is batting well above his average

 

[The_Eagles]

You mean my nickname for him, Richard Poontang, is inaccurate?

Probably still accurate? Like Mick Jagger

 

[sneakysneaky]

Probably still accurate? Like Mick Jagger

He prefers Riccardo Poontang but on saturday nights he is Dick Punting all night long.

 

[HolyRioli]

I would put my house on the guys having a dig at Punters wife are the type who call all attractive women ugly yet retire home at the end of the day to a wife whose idea of a good day out is 3 hours shopping at Kmart.

I get where you're coming from, but your comment is just as derogatory and typcasting of women as the original.

Why not just say they go home to a lonely house because noone would possibly have them?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I get where you're coming from, but your comment is just as derogatory and typcasting of women as the original.

Why not just say they go home to a lonely house because noone would possibly have them?

Lol turn it up

 

[HolyRioli]

Lol turn it up

I will. Not that hard to not be an arseh*le

 

[craigos]

I get where you're coming from, but your comment is just as derogatory and typcasting of women as the original.

Why not just say they go home to a lonely house because noone would possibly have them?

How is my comment derogatory and what type of female would take offence to it? I shall be interested in your response.

 

[Craven Morehead]

I get where you're coming from, but your comment is just as derogatory and typcasting of women as the original.

Why not just say they go home to a lonely house because noone would possibly have them?

Just how fat is your Missus?

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

How is my comment derogatory and what type of female would take offence to it? I shall be interested in your response.

A perpetually offended social justice warrior.

 

[PoppedCorn]

Should sit in the middle of an intersection....thatll fix it

 

[si tacuisses]

Nobody: ...

Internet reactionaries: "why are the Social Justice Warriors oppressing my free speech!? I have rights!! Facts don't care about your feelings!1! Don't tread on meeeeeeeeeeeee"

 

[spenze]

Except for the occasional "You're a SJW" and " stop offending me" bits, this thread has been gold, the Hungry Jacks voucher episode being primo.

Mine are all old, early Crows player was well known for turning up to fans houses (female) driving over in the nude

 

[Beerfish]

Not one that I heard, so much as never relayed.

I once saw Ben Cousins getting high with a bunch of teenagers in a Bull Creek parking lot a couple of years before WC won the flag.

Bullcreek shops, Parry Ave shops or the tennis club?

 

[ford71]

Bullcreek shops, Parry Ave shops or the tennis club?

Yes

 

[Bad Horse]

Seen the horse face his missus is rocking? Waking up next to that everyday would probably turn me too.

She's no Sarah Jessica Parker but id still like some time in that paddock.

Wait you meant that as an insult????

 

[Brutalitops]

She's no Sarah Jessica Parker but id still like some time in that paddock.

Wait you meant that as an insult????

 

[ShadeyP]

Best thingi have heard is Dill Mclachlan and all his merry men are a corrupt bunch of agenda chip shufflers who have no foresight into how their newly fandangled manifestations will be exploited ... resulting in even more dumb f..k tinkering as the game slips further into oblivion .
These Muppets have NO CLUE !!! the game was hijacked by the fatman and now there is no competent controller !!!

 

[LuvtheKangas]

^ Mate, this sort of stuff is not welcome here.


The thread is for rumours, not facts!