Rumour Best football related rumour you have heard from someone you trust

[Chief]

Continued in Part 2:

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[The_Eagles]

Would they do a number on LeBron James or Shaquille ONeale too

 

[Schnitzengruben]

Would they do a number on LeBron James or Shaquille ONeale too

Yes.

 

[Xtreme]

Idea: To prevent having to reply to the guesses, just reveal the name

We're here for names not games

I ain't getting sued so I can provide hints, up to you lot to join the dots.

 

[GudOnya]

Being an AFL player doesn't automatically make you a gun fighter, but it also doesn't automatically mean you aren't one either.

My grandfather was an ex-military multi-weight state champion boxer, fought against some of the best Australian boxers of his generation, and he always said that the absolute best fighter he ever saw was Darrell Baldock. Reckoned he fought on pure instinct, no thought whatsoever, and would easily belt 2-3 blokes at a time down the pub when the mood struck.

 

[Dan Moody]

The Atkins twins. You either know it or you don't. Cos I ain't repeating it.

I know a 100% accurate fact about 1 of them, whatever Beams, Milne or De Goey had done, the ex-Bulldog did some years before them. Without permission and without a conscious participant. Absolute flipping scumbag

 

[matthew_s]

You reckon? I think there's a lot of heroes out there who would try it on with an AFL player and they'd get a lesson of a lifetime. I've seen a few incidents in my time with AFL footballers and I've never seen one of them come off worse for wear.

Have you seen the video of Sydney Stack brawling in Northbridge from a few weeks ago? There's a world of ****ing difference between Plugga and smaller players.

 

[Fruit]

From the Bomber Blitz Forum, by Mero, who I'm pretty sure is on here, too.
Edited slightly for brevity.

"Matt Primus first played for Fitzroy. Playing the Crows one time in Adelaide, the impressionable youngster was paired up with Simon Atkins in the hotel. Atkins was pleased to be catching up with his twin brother Paul, a former Sydney Swan who was then playing in the SANFL.

After being thrashed, the Fitzroy boys went out to drown their sorrows, with Martin Pike leading the charge, being a local boy with a reputation for knowing which pubs to go to in Adelaide for a good time.

At some point the Atkins brothers disappeared, and eventually the young, impressionable Primus made his way back to the hotel room, with chaperone Pikey. He opened his door to find one Atkins brother balls deep in the other one. Being identical twins made it nigh on impossible in the moment to determine which was actually up the other, but at that point our boy Matty wasn't fussed, his upbringing told him this was wrong on a number of levels.

The rumour also continues that Martin Pike, who had been with Primus immediately before, was still in the hallway and heard Primus' shriek of (let's call it) surprise. He called out to ask if everything was all right. Matty was speechless. In the words of Marsellus Wallce in the movie that came out a couple of years before, Pulp Fiction, "No man, I'm pretty farkin far from OK".

Forgotten Footy Folklore

Please remember, these are footy folklore. I, personally, cannot verify any of this. (Well, apart from the first one which my dad features in, I can verify that) The story goes that Matthew Primus got drafted by Fitzroy with the 2nd pick in the National Draft, having developed late, as...

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I can’t confirm whether that rumour is true or not but when all the heat was on (it must have been September), Paul was playing for Myrtleford in the Ovens & Murray.
I was present as a guest at the end of season awards night for the entire league and he actually won a media award. The prize was a Holiday for 2 people.
He took the stage for his speech (remembering this was the hot topic of the week) and the first thing he said was I’d just like to clarify a rumour. I won’t be taking my brother on this holiday.
The crowd loved it.

 

[dosser]

An ex Victorian turned interstate player previously known to dabble in white powders was busted having a reunion with said white substance in the toilets at his media organisation's christmas shindig.

He probably uses it to keep his hair plugs growing.

 

[Shell]

I'm stunned.... absolutely stunned. My jaw is on the floor.


Re. the whole Atkins diet brothers- could it have been a sort of "Eurotrip" kind of mistake? If you know what I mean..

 

[HomerThompson]

I'm stunned.... absolutely stunned. My jaw is on the floor.


Re. the whole Atkins diet brothers- could it have been a sort of "Eurotrip" kind of mistake? If you know what I mean..

Oh ok - they were just exchanging "bone broth" recipes

 

[Shell]

Oh ok - they were just exchanging "bone broth" recipes

Oh course!!!!

 

[Jamolad]

An ex Victorian turned interstate player previously known to...

 

[TedDougChris]

Not needed for the Saints, they are all called Jack....

 

[KingsRansom]

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Not needed for the Saints, they are all called Jack....

We are missing Jack macrae....and "Jack" Bontempelli btw

 

[Big Bryza]

So was it Hodgey busted racking lines or not?

 

[TedDougChris]

We are missing Jack macrae....and "Jack" Bontempelli btw

You could have tried the Essendon trick and drafted Jackson's brother last year.....

 

[half_back_flank]

So was it Hodgey busted racking lines or not?

Quack quack.

 

[Atomboy]

Quack quack.

Ahh geez not Carey again ?!

 

[Shell]

Man here i was thinking he meant two psychiatrists

 

[half_back_flank]

Ahh geez not Carey again ?!

Dunno, but he fits the hints.

 

[Pistol Night]

A more shocking rumour would be which player isn't on the disco dust

 

[matthew_s]

A more shocking rumour would be which player isn't on the disco dust

Nah, only West Coast Eagles indulge in recreational drugs.

 

[Koutamightafides]

Quack quack.

Wayne Carey ? Why doesn't that surprise anyone , I heard he spit roasted Kim Duthie with Ricky Nixon !

 

[collingwoodmick]

POTY.

srsly pmsl

Had to google PMSL. Now I’m PMSL

 

[Farang83150]

I’ve seen duck on the booger sugar

Yeah of course you have.