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Brennan Cox is unreal on the punt (for now at least...), mostly fed by Nathan Wilson's whispers from back home in Mandurah. drops stupid amounts and makes em back two-or-three fold.
 
Not if they’re doing overtime Saturday


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most of these big men who reckon they're some sort of geezer circa Blackburn raves '91 are absolute little boys on the gear. it just makes you look cool to talk about 'bags' and make innuendos about 'time to hit the ATM oi!' but in reality they just aren't. usually some little pisspants with a mullet he paid 45 bucks for and that his mum insists he needs cleaned up. kick-ons at 3am and cant order a beer without looking awkward.
 
most of these big men who reckon they're some sort of geezer circa Blackburn raves '91 are absolute little boys on the gear. it just makes you look cool to talk about 'bags' and make innuendos about 'time to hit the ATM oi!' but in reality they just aren't. usually some little pisspants with a mullet he paid 45 bucks for and that his mum insists he needs cleaned up. kick-ons at 3am and cant order a beer without looking awkward.
I remember the first beer I ever ordered at a bar. Had no idea what I was doing. Heard the guy next to me order his beer and that it cost $8

So when it came to my turn to order, I said “I’ll have an $8 beer thanks”
 
I remember the first beer I ever ordered at a bar. Had no idea what I was doing. Heard the guy next to me order his beer and that it cost $8

So when it came to my turn to order, I said “I’ll have an $8 beer thanks”

Haha, I've been going to pubs for about 20yrs now and am eternally grateful to my older brother who, before I went up and ordered my first ever round (having seen the look of trepidation on my face), quickly pulled me aside and told me to say "three pots of Carlton".

It was only Lion going on their ballistic pub buying spree that meant I said anything other than that for about the first 10yrs of pub going!
 
With all the talk about Patton and his dicpics, it reminded me of a rumour a mate of of mine told me last year. Apparently he hird 2nd hand that 1 of the wives of 3 coaches who separated in post season sent out a few vag pics to a new romantic interest
 
Years ago, one of my first jobs was a KMart photo lab and we would get maybe 1 in a 100 to 150 come through with some sort of shenanigans on them. We were told that if we were upset by them we didn't have to print them (I was like 17, hardly offended) but if it didn't bother you print them off. One day some photos were dropped off and it was a young lady and her man trying out the kama sutra. At the time, we had an add on promotion going with stickers you could put on photos saying " Hey great pic, get a copy for family and friends" or " get a glossy 8 by 10 to stick up on the wall"...that sort of thing.

So, having a laugh, I stuck the stickers over each persons genitals thinking they'd laugh too but there were two sets of prints in the same last name and the mum came in and my coworker said "are you Jenny or Julie" and the woman said Jenny but Julie is my daughter I'll pick up both and pay for them to save her the trouble of coming back in...

About 2 minutes later she was back in and tore strips off my manager at how we would think the situation was funny (it was) and my manager asked to see the photos (he already had) to which the woman stormed off yelling abuse.

Of course, nowadays, I think about the legalities of it all...I was 17 printing pornography...I can't say the girl was 18 (probably was but...) and there we were, putting sales add on stickers on her quim. I'd imagine now, the company would be blasted if such an event happened.

How long ago did you work at K-Mart? Were her parts already covered if you catch my drift?
 
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