Brace yourselves for the Bob Murphy wankfest

[Vikingblood]

Most insufferable snag ever to play the game

 

[db swannie]

Blow-in's and pop up sprinklers, anything else in your Thesaurus to reference posters incapable of reaching your levels of sadness?

To equate you with any more would only inflate your distorted and fragile ego.

 

[db swannie]

Only thing missing are the river of tears.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Only thing missing are the river of tears.

Bob and Gerard Whateley could do a 300 game special sponsored by kleenex

 

[Dujon11]

Bob and Gerard Whateley could do a 300 game special sponsored by kleenex

Time is nigh.

 

[SCRAY72]

Only 3 days and 18 hours to go. What a player and what a guy, nothing short of a guard of honour from both teams and spontaneous standing ovations before during and after the game will suffice.

 

[RedVest4]

Jesus Chris this wank fest on 360 has been insufferable. He's nothing more than a plodder who acts like he's the only "good bloke" in the afl.

I'd rather listen to them talk about Richmond being a flag threat than listen to this shit.

 

[GetDimmaBack]

We are, in fact, officially braced:



...and that's official!

 

[peppy la pew]

I love Bob but this continuous bullshit on 360 is too much, had to turn off

It's nothing but a Mexican wankfest

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

I love Bob

Really? Look again and say that whilst looking at that picture, I dare you.

 

[GetDimmaBack]

Just watched 360 again.




#loveforbob

 

[sportsmaniac89]

I love Bob but this continuous bullshit on 360 is too much, had to turn off

It's nothing but a Mexican wankfest

Ah yes, AFL360, the biggest Murph Chuggers of the lot.

I've never watched it because of Robbo and Whateley......Robbo goes without saying and Whateley, well, he's a Geelong supporting piece of shit.

 

[Principally]

 

[William Wonka]

Uncanny

 

[db swannie]

We are, in fact, officially braced:

View attachment 359204

...and that's official!

Have a look at the campaigner getting in the team pic! FFS anyone would think he'd played the whole season and in the GF.

I didn't see 360, but it looks like it was one almighty **** gobbling wank fest of epic proportions.

As others have pointed out Murphy's real claim to fame is being a "good bloke" and the AFL's first bona fide metrosexual. Well done I say to him on those counts.

But if I have to see him go out and hug and cry with every player from the club after every game, like he did in 2016, I'm going to puke all my vital organs up.

And what's more, every time I see images of the selfish campaigner getting a premiership medallion, I think to myself, is there any more telling way to devalue something as powerful and symbolic as a GF medal, than by giving it to someone who didn't play and doesn't deserve it?

I think not.

 

[db swannie]

Jesus Chris this wank fest on 360 has been insufferable. He's nothing more than a plodder who acts like he's the only "good bloke" in the afl.

I'd rather listen to them talk about Richmond being a flag threat than listen to this shit.

Vesty, one of your best posts on the bay. You deserve a GF medal for it! Never mind that you didn't play (for almost the entire season), you made up for it with raw and very public shows of cheap emotion. Well done sir!





It sounds like the goofest to end all goofests. I am so relieved I didn't see one microsecond of those insufferable **** lickers, Whately and co, go into deep throat mode over Saint Robert.

They should've given Gia a GF medal as well last year, and Will Minson, and Brad Johnson. In fact they should just get a whole bunch made down at Mr Minute and give one out to every living former Dishlicker.

 

[db swannie]

Oh I forgot Ben Hudson. He definitely deserved a GF medal.

 

[GetDimmaBack]

Have a look at the campaigner getting in the team pic! FFS anyone would think he'd played the whole season and in the GF.

I didn't see 360, but it looks like it was one almighty **** gobbling wank fest of epic proportions.

As others have pointed out Murphy's real claim to fame is being a "good bloke" and the AFL's first bona fide metrosexual. Well done I say to him on those counts.

But if I have to see him go out and hug and cry with every player from the club after every game, like he did in 2016, I'm going to puke all my vital organs up.

And what's more, every time I see images of the selfish campaigner getting a premiership medallion, I think to myself, is there any more telling way to devalue something as powerful and symbolic as a GF medal, than by giving it to someone who didn't play and doesn't deserve it?

I think not.

Just a word from someone ever-so-slightly more qualified to speak on the topic than yourself, db.

Although, given your, err, importance as a spokesman for the public, ie the voice of the people (let's go with vox pop), it's often hard to tell where those involved end and you start.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...e/news-story/99cd753af975852f090f35f33a703c63

 

[go you pups]

The melts and hatred in here is unbelievable

 

[Olian]

Bob running his hands over the brick face of the players tunnel at Whitten oval in slow motion was a touching introduction.

However Robbo and Gerard let the show down by only having Bob on for 30 minutes. Barely had a chance for Bob to warm up the tear ducts.

 

[DapperJong]

I actually enjoyed it. Dunno why you lot are having such a ****ing cry.

 

[GetDimmaBack]

Here we go, folks:

http://shop.westernbulldogs.com.au/bob-300/

Any time. No worries.

 

[db swannie]

Just a word from someone ever-so-slightly more qualified to speak on the topic than yourself, db.

Although, given your, err, importance as a spokesman for the public, ie the voice of the people (let's go with vox pop), it's often hard to tell where those involved end and you start.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/a...e/news-story/99cd753af975852f090f35f33a703c63

LOL, Bont says, "Bob is the greatest man I've ever met". You obviously haven't met many people Bont, you dimwit campaigner.

That statement in itself should be shown to every high school student as the ultimate inducement to take a gap year and see the world. And as a ringing disendorsement of watching Brokeback Mountain.

 

[Olian]

LOL, Bont says, "Bob is the greatest man I've ever met". You obviously haven't met many people Bont, you dimwit campaigner.

That statement in itself should be shown to every high school student as the ultimate inducement to take a gap year and see the world. And as a ringing disendorsement of watching Brokeback Mountain.

When Robbo said that Bobs spirituality was a bit of a wank but a good one it summed up the show.

 

[GetDimmaBack]

LOL, Bont says, "Bob is the greatest man I've ever met". You obviously haven't met many people Bont, you dimwit campaigner.

That statement in itself should be shown to every high school student as the ultimate inducement to take a gap year and see the world. And as a ringing disendorsement of watching Brokeback Mountain.

Except that wasn't The Bont's article in my post...

Anyway, I knew you'd find a way to express yourself sexually (yep) as you seem to be doing in every post lately

Honestly, yoga will help.