Brace yourselves for the Bob Murphy wankfest

[db swannie]

Except that wasn't The Bont's article in my post...

Anyway, I knew you'd find a way to express yourself sexually (yep) as you seem to be doing in every post lately

Honestly, yoga will help.

Tell crybaby Bob that. He might stop balling his eyes out...

 

[Mudd]

what a load of shit 360 was last night, gerard was lifting the desk with a woody that could have cut through diamond.

 

[Doggies1972]

Have a look at the campaigner getting in the team pic! FFS anyone would think he'd played the whole season and in the GF.

I didn't see 360, but it looks like it was one almighty **** gobbling wank fest of epic proportions.
As others have pointed out Murphy's real claim to fame is being a "good bloke" and the AFL's first bona fide metrosexual. Well done I say to him on those counts.

But if I have to see him go out and hug and cry with every player from the club after every game, like he did in 2016, I'm going to puke all my vital organs up.

And what's more, every time I see images of the selfish campaigner getting a premiership medallion, I think to myself, is there any more telling way to devalue something as powerful and symbolic as a GF medal, than by giving it to someone who didn't play and doesn't deserve it?

I think not.

0 and 4 is really burning isn't it.
Pull out the ol' Warwick Capper vhs highlight reels for some comfort and historical perspective on metrosexuals in the AFL/VFL
And yes, there is a way more telling way to devalue the GF medal and premiership in general.... trying to buy it.
It's just fortunate for the integrity of the game that the Swans Cola investors were as astute with trying to buy premiership's as Edelsten is marrying women who "love" him.

 

[Plugger35]

LOL, Bont says, "Bob is the greatest man I've ever met". You obviously haven't met many people Bont, you dimwit campaigner.

That statement in itself should be shown to every high school student as the ultimate inducement to take a gap year and see the world. And as a ringing disendorsement of watching Brokeback Mountain.

He's obviously never got the chance to meet Heritier Lumumba.

 

[Bokonon_]

0 and 4 is really burning isn't it.
Pull out the ol' Warwick Capper vhs highlight reels for some comfort and historical perspective on metrosexuals in the AFL/VFL
And yes, there is a way more telling way to devalue the GF medal and premiership in general.... trying to buy it.
It's just fortunate for the integrity of the game that the Swans Cola investors were as astute with trying to buy premiership's as Edelsten is marrying women who "love" him.

Dont forget Dermie when the Hawks couldn't stand his fluorescent boots any longer. How the times have changed.

 

[db swannie]

0 and 4 is really burning isn't it.
Pull out the ol' Warwick Capper vhs highlight reels for some comfort and historical perspective on metrosexuals in the AFL/VFL
And yes, there is a way more telling way to devalue the GF medal and premiership in general.... trying to buy it.
It's just fortunate for the integrity of the game that the Swans Cola investors were as astute with trying to buy premiership's as Edelsten is marrying women who "love" him.

Hohoho, calling Warwick a metrosexual...your idea of a metrosexual is pretty warped. He's about as unreconstructed a yobbo as you're likely to meet. And I'd know, I've met him a few times. Bob would try and counsel him and give him a hug, and Warwick would punch him.

The rest sounds exactly like a Bob Murphy sob story whispered into the ear of Brokeback Bevo.

 

[db swannie]

He's obviously never got the chance to meet Heritier Lumumba.

Cue Barry White.

 

[Probitas_]

Hard hitting reporting:

https://www.sen.com.au/news/2017/04/18/bobs-top-5-people-called-bob/

 

[Mofra]

And what's more, every time I see images of the selfish campaigner getting a premiership medallion, I think to myself, is there any more telling way to devalue something as powerful and symbolic as a GF medal, than by giving it to someone who didn't play and doesn't deserve it?

 

[Plugger35]

Hard hitting reporting:

https://www.sen.com.au/news/2017/04/18/bobs-top-5-people-called-bob/

Sideshow Bob stiff to miss out.

 

[db swannie]

Sideshow Bob stiff to miss out.

Ripped Offffffffff!!!!!

He's definitely number 6

 

[GetDimmaBack]

Tell crybaby Bob that. He might stop balling his eyes out...

Freudian slip?

 

[db swannie]

Freudian slip?

Who's the one obsessed with sex?

 

[GetDimmaBack]

Who's the one obsessed with sex?

You.

I'm just your local Grammar Nazi

 

[the PILL]

Meh! Bob would punch the lot of you out...

 

[db swannie]

You.

I'm just your local Grammar Nazi

There's nothing grammatically incorrect with my statement though, potty mind.

 

[GetDimmaBack]

There's nothing grammatically incorrect with my statement though, potty mind.

Try "bawling". It would have been closer to your intended meaning.

Unless you are indeed obsessed with balling, err, potty mind...

 

[db swannie]

Try "bawling". It would have been closer to your meaning.

Unless you are indeed obsessed with balling, err, potty mind...

Haha you're right!! Freudian slit owned

 

[GetDimmaBack]

Haha you're right!! Freudian slit owned

Yikes, man - you've done it again!

 

[IllBeTheJudge]

Sideshow Bob stiff to miss out.

No builder in the list either

 

[Vikingblood]

No builder in the list either

Or Bob Downe. This list is fatally flawed.

 

[IllBeTheJudge]

Or Bob Downe. This list is fatally flawed.

Really needs an updated list

 

[peppy la pew]

I actually enjoyed it. Dunno why you lot are having such a ******* cry.

It isn't Bob's fault for the overkill it's the media again, always going over the top reaching saturation point.

 

[Vikingblood]

It isn't Bob's fault for the overkill it's the media again, always going over the top reaching saturation point.

Meanwhile he's on his knees lapping up the goo.

 

[db swannie]

Yikes, man - you've done it again!

That one's intentional. One of my uni lecturers years ago was doing an intro Freud, and was explaining what a Freudian slip was, but he said slit instead of slip. Even he blushed, before explaining (as our roars of laughter died down) that that was indeed the textbook definition of a Freudian slip.