Vintage Bay BT Vs the Mundane

[ColdBlooded]

BOY OH BOY WOWEE! THIS IS THE MOST INTENSE THING YOU'LL EVER SEE RICHO! MY MAN BIG BOY BEARDY HAS BEEN WAITING IN SUSPENSE FOR OVER A WHOPPING 45 MINUTES FOR A MOVE. DON'T LOOK AWAY, HE MIGHT MOVE A PAWN WITHIN THE NEXT HALF HOUR, WAIT A MINUTE RICHO HE'S MOVING THE KNIGHT! THE KINGS CORNERED! THAT'S A CHECKMATE, BIG BOY BEARDY CAN'T MAKE A MOVE! OH BOY! WOWEE! BIG BOY! CHECKMATE! BIG BOY! WOWEE! OVER TO YOU DARCE!

Luke Darcy: I love the way Big Boy Beardy goes about it, but I'm not liking the beard. If he shaved it he would have won today.

 

[Hodgepodge]

Costanza_ now, he can make a funny thread, we know that. That's 8 cracks at BT today, I'm getting jealous really, wouldn't mind having a crack at BT myself one of these days.

 

[iBeng]

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THE ATMOSPHERE HERE IS LIKE A BULGARIAN BROTHEL! JUST LOOK AT THE STRUCTURES IN PLACE, THIS HERE IS WHY WE COME TO THESE GAMES FOLKS, THE TENSION IS MEASURABLE SUCH ARE THE STAKES HERE! YOU FORGET SOMETIMES HOW MUCH THESE BOYS TRAIN THEIR LITTLE HEARTS OUT FOR A CHANCE AT THE BIG LEAGUE!

HES GOING TO PLACE ANOTHER CARD ON, WHAT FLUID MOVEMENTS AND PERFECT EXECUTIONS WE ARE SEEING HERE TODAY, ITS TRUELY A SIGHT TO BEHOLD! PRESS RECORD NOW BECAUSE YOU WONT SEE ANOTHER DISPLAY OF SKILLS LIKE THIS! BAZZA, WHAT ARE YOU SEEING DOWN THERE AT GROUND LEVEL?!

Barry Hall: Well BT, its cards, stacked on top of each other.

DEEP INSIGHT THERE FROM OUR MAN BAZZA, RIGHT IN WHERE THE ACTION IS, IT DOESNT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS, HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS AND YOUR SEATS AS WE SEE WHERE THIS ENDS UP!

 

[royals1922]

Well we'll go to our special comments person today, Paul Roos:

Paul Roos: Look that's exceptional painting by that man, the muscle memory you need is just exceptional. I remember teaching Hally and Goodesy that- "Wax on, Wax off " I would say. Leaping Leo Barry was a terror at first but learnt to apply himself, wax on, wax off.

So what do you think of those strokes:

Paul Roos: Well you can see the painter has been at work for some time and if you notice the centre of the fence, it's like the SCG , there's been some pushing up and some pushing down and both sides have only lightly used the wings which is the only way to play the SCG with Hally and Goodys presenting and O'Keefe and Richards mopping up...

Thanks Paul.

 

[Luke Darcy]

Loving your work Bristle! I think the question needs to be asked, are we seeing the best commentator in the history of the game? I'd say we are for mine.

 

[SuperSub17]

BOY OH BOY WOWEE CHECK OUT THE THREAD ON THE BAY DARCE! HAVE A LOOK AT THE BARRELS ON THE OP! STRAIGHT OUT OF THE VINTAGE BAY THREAD FACTORY!

Darce: Yeah I have to agree there Bristle. This thread really reminds me of Jarrad Waite, it seems to have so much potential to me. The way the OP took it on, and took a few risks, it was just so very, very brave. I just love the way he goes about it, are we seeing the greatest thread in the history of the bay? The way it's going right now I'd say it's unbeatable.

SPOT ON THERE DARCE, THE HAND CANDY FROM THE OP WAS REALLY SOMETHING! HE SOLD IT IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE! THE PRECISION WAS SOMETHING TO BEHOLD, IT REMINDED ME OF YOU RICHO! HOW'S THE ATMOSPHERE IN THERE?

Richo: Yeah it feels like a massive crowd in here Brian. Oh in fact, it looks like it's been stickied.

WOWEE, DID YOU SEE THAT! THE THREAD JUMPED TO THE TOP OF THE BAY IN THE MATTER OF SECONDS! THE THING I LOVE ABOUT IT IS THAT THE POSTERS AREN'T ADMIRING THEIR OWN WORK LINGY! IT'S REALLY BECOME AN EPIDEMIC LATELY, GOOD TO SEE THERE WAS NONE OF THAT GOING ON IN THIS THREAD AND THE POSTERS ARE DOING WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING! I TELL YOU WHAT, THERE'S A LOT TO LIKE ABOUT THIS ONE!

 

[Billy ray]

Put a picture for basil to commentate. And then after 5 minutes, write the commentary......

 

[BloodRet]

BOY OH BOY! WOWEE! THE DAZZLING DEBUTANT! THE FATHER-SON PICK RICHO, HE'S HELPING BIG BOY DO THE GARDEN! AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE ENTHUSIASM DARCE, WOULD YOU LOOK AT IT, HE DOESN'T WEAR GLOVES LIKE THE FAIRIES WOULD, HE'S STRAIGHT INTO ALL THE GRITTY WORK! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! OH BOY, HAVE A LOOK AT THIS RICHO. HIS OLD MAN HAS GONE TO PLANT IT AND HE'S GONE NO, OH NO, OH NO NO NO NO, THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE, HAND IT ME, I'M BUILT LIKE A BARREL, I'VE GOT THE TOP-END RIG! OH BOY. THERE'S A LOT TO LIKE ABOUT THIS KID, HE'S TAKEN THE GARDEN BY STORM! OH BOY! HE'LL BE GETTING HIS POCKET MONEY RICHO!

 

[El Dubya]

OH BOY WOWEE, IT LOOKS LIKE ALEXANDER HAS JUST EXTRACTED THIS THREAD FROM NOWHERE! HE'S STREAKING AHEAD, TAKING A BOUNCE ON THE WAY TO FIFTY, SELLS SOME FOOT CANDY IF YOU DON'T MIND, AND KICKS THE GOAL.

Yeah BT I love the way costanza goes about it.

NOW DARCE WHAT REALLY GETS TO ME IS THE WAY THE MODS ARE PINING THESE THREADS! IT'S REALLY NOT THAT HARD, YOU JUST PIN THE THREADS THAT CLEARLY HAVE POTENTIAL! DON'T HANG AROUND THE BAY ADMIRING YOUR OWN WORK, JUST PIN THE THREAD AND LET THE BIG BOYS DO THEIR WORK. RICHO!

Yeah BT I'm just keeping a close eye on the game within a game down here. Now nothing has erupted but with these passionate flogs on the Bay we know at any moment something could go off.

 

[Schulzenfest]

This thread is crazy good, a real work of art, but if you joined us late the first page suffered from a horrendous lack of Dwayne Russell. I'm hoping this post will be the firestarter for some Dwayneisms, but I can't be bothered going to the effort that Costanza_ and co have gone to so I'm gonna make it somebody else's problem. Can Costanza_ go where angels fear to tread with a Dwayne impersonation? YOUUUUUU BET HE CAN!

This thread's been stickied? OHHHHH BABY! That puts it in position 1A for even more great contributions! Break out the hundreds and thousands, it's party time!

 

[DerpWerls]

Lol 3 chocolate sherrins

 

[El Dubya]

Lol 3 chocolate sherrins

Delicious.

 

[DerpWerls]

I just realised, BT does talk in caps lock.

 

[Hodgepodge]

"Dean Cox has a funny name, tee hee"

 

[Hodgepodge]

"I am calling the football."

 

[Hodgepodge]

I just realised, BT does talk in caps lock.

"That's the greatest post of all time!"

 

[Hodgepodge]

"I can't find fault with that player. He is awesome at everything and has never made a mistake. If he has a fault, it's that he is too good for his own good."

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

............ ......

 

[iBeng]

"PANDEMONIUM AT THE GABBA!"

Also, the cringe worthy

"ITS A MIRACLE ON GRASS!"

 

[MrSinistah]

Toty contender.

 

[royals1922]

Well Tom what are your thoughts on weeding.

Tom:

Well the secret is to work as a team. At Geelong the boys were totally different characters but we all had a common goal. It wasn't easy but we acknowledged each other's roles. Matty Scarlett now he would do the hard work and get some of those weeds in between the concrete, Stevie J would break away and get some of those loose weeds and my job was to help out Matty. Chappy he was just a wizard at picking the most determined weeds and out they'd come.

And we had to have a good leader and Bomber always made sure we knew our roles. Also besides the hard work you need to use science. With Dean there we knew we'd be in the best physical condition possible.

 

[ChappyUK]

Would much rather this thread was called BT v Mundine.

What a punchable head.

 

[royals1922]

Well Terry Wallace what's the best way to make a pancake.

Terry

Well you need to pick the best ingredients- go to the market and pick the freshest topnotch ingredients - none of this packaged stuff from the supermarket and get rid of all the older ingredients - you need the fresh stuff.
Then you have to follow the recipe- I reckon a 5 year recipe allows you the most time to get the best of your ingredients. You have to follow the plan.
Then you need good equipment to use the ingredients. A good sturdy microwave is essential.
Lastly you need good assistants working with you. Two of the best assistants I've met is Cameron Schwab and Chris Connolly who really know the markets and are prepared to get up early to get there.

 

[golazo]

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OH BOY, WOWEE! LOOK AT THE DUKES ON THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR DARCE! RIGHT OUT OF THE PURSLOWE FUNERALS FUNERAL FACTORY!
LOOK AT THE SWAGGER ON THE MAN! IT'S LIKE YOU IN THE EARLY-2000s EH RICHO! LET'S CHECK THE FANGO AND CHECK IF OUR AUDIENCE RECKONS THAT TOO! AND LOOK AT THE WAY HE HOLDS THAT CANE IN THE FINGIES! AND LOOK AT THE COMPOSURE ON THE MAN! THAT'S SOMETHING THE TIGERS HAVE LACKED AT TIMES THIS YEAR DON'T YOU THINK RICHO?

LET'S HEAD DOWN INSIDE THE HEARSE- WHAT'S THE ATMOSPHERE LIKE INSIDE THE CAR LINGY?

Words can't express how loud I laughed while reading this! Fking brilliant!

 

[PureFooty]

BT: BOY OH BOY WOWEEE. TAKE A LOOK AT THE PIPES ON THIS... FELLLLLA, AND ISNT HE IMPRESSED WITH HIMSELF. LOOK AT THE LITTLE POUT ON THIS MANS FACE HE SAYS 'LOOK AT ME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN CHECK OUT MY PIPE-AGE, THERE IS PLENTY OF THIS TO GO ROUND.' AND HOW ABOUT THE CHIZZLER OF A HAIRCUT UP TOP. BOY IM NOT SURE ABOUT THAT, WITH THE VISOR SORTA SCENARIO GOING ON THERE WHATYA RECKON RICHO, SORTA SIMILAR TO YOUR HAIR BACK IN THE DAY

Richo: bristle are you sure it's a man *giggles*

BT: OH BOY RICHOOOOO WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT RICHO HAS GONE THE GENDER QUESTION!!!!!!!, I DONT KNOW ABOUT GOING THEEEERE RICHOOOO ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THEEEEEREEEE OH BOOOY. IM NOT SURE I WANT TO BE ASKING THIIIIIS PERSON WHAT GENDER THEY ARE TO THERE FACE, WOWEE. RICHO GETS INTO THE HALL OF FAME PUFFS OUT THE CHEST AND NOW STARTS ASKING THE GENDER OF HUMAN BEINGS OH BOY I KNOW WHO ID BE BACKING IN ON THIS ONE AND IN CASE YOU HAVENT NOTICED RICHO IM SIDING WITH THE GINGER NINGA

rICHO: I'm just saying brian that we don't know

OH I KNOW WHAT YOUR SAYING RICHO AND TO BE QUITE HONEST IM ACTUALLY STARTING TO THINK IT COULD BE THE RELATIVE OF NONE OTHER THAN OUR VERY OWN PREMIERSHIP CAPTAIN CAMERON LING

Darce: aww, ease up their bt that's enough, you can't be saying that about our boy

BT: WELL NO DACRE IM JUST CALLING IT AS I SEE IT. AND BOOOY OH BOY CAN I SEE THE RE-SEM-BL-ANCE ON THIS ONE. LETS GO DOWN TO LINGY ON THE BOUNDARY LINE, LINGY CAN YOU CONFIRM THE GENDER OF YOUR, I DONT KNOW, I'M GONNA GO COUSIN?