Banter Carlton is better in 2024. Who will be better in 2025? Carlton or Collingwood? Part 3

[Irish BlueBagger]

The carltonwobbles will take care of everything

Meh at least we have more than three flag wins captured on coloured tv.

 

[Didak Wine]

At least we have BT commentated flags

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

30 more years for the record.

I reckon they can do it...

You did go 32 years without winning a flag.

 

[Didak Wine]

Meh at least we have more than three flag wins captured on coloured tv.

Have you ever watched a live GF win on a plasma or a smart TV while having a smart phone in your pocket with the ability to recall 9 11 at half time

 

[Robertio]

Have you ever watched a live GF win on a plasma or a smart TV while having a smart phone in your pocket with the ability to recall 9 11 at half time

You won't be doing it in any finals game that your team is in this season will you?

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Happy laugh at Carlton day everybody!

Get the popcorn ready.

 

[Worm4]

Happy laugh at Carlton day everybody!

Get the popcorn ready

Heard it all before. You had the popcorn out for the Carlton v West Coast game, then again for the Freo v Port game and it turned into personal disappointment for you all. You must be eating a LOT of popcorn lately

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Heard it all before. You had the popcorn out for the Carlton v West Coast game, then again for the Freo v Port game and it turned into personal disappointment for you all. You must be eating a LOT of popcorn lately

Today is the real deal Wormy. It's Bloosday!
Much popcorn will be consumed. Many Lol's will be had.

 

[Robertio]

Today is the real deal Wormy. It's Bloosday!
Much popcorn will be consumed. Many Lol's will be had.

Laugh away mate, we've had plenty over the last two weeks.

 

[RPCB]

Laugh away mate, we've had plenty over the last two weeks.

I mean Collingwood supporters laughing at Carlton losing is something that should be happening anyway. It’s expected. No big deal.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Laugh away mate, we've had plenty over the last two weeks.

I know right. The Carlton StKilda game was hilarious!

 

[Robertio]

I know right. The Carlton StKilda game was hilarious!

What time do the Pies play this weekend?

 

[Worm4]

I know right. The Carlton StKilda game was hilarious!

The collingwood/ St kilda game was more hilarious

 

[Scritchyscroony]

The collingwood/ St kilda game was more hilarious

You might be a bit humour challenged Wormy..That game was a snorefest.

On the other hand Carlton v StKilda was like it was scripted by Ricky Gervais.

Behind all game Carlton make a stirring comeback in the last to hit the lead with a minute to go. Bloosers fans have all jizzed in their pants and appear to be in a collective state of ecstacy. But then with 12 seconds left Bloosers somehow manage to cough up a goal to lose.

Cue the "hello darkness my old friend" shots of Blooser supporters in the crowd.

They could hear me laughing in the next farm over!

 

[Madblue]

Ive got the popcorn out ready for the Pies game this weekend. Whoops thats right, they didnt didnt qualify for finals

 

[Worm4]

Ive got the popcorn out ready for the Pies game this weekend. Whoops thats right, they didnt didnt qualify for finals

That's all pies supporters have got for the weekend

 

[Scritchyscroony]

That's all pies supporters have got for the weekend

We are lucky that way. If we're not cheering on our boys in finals we can always take second best and watch the Bloosers Bloose. For Pies supporters at least, Carlton are the team that never lets us down.

 

[Worm4]

We are lucky that way. If we're not cheering on our boys in finals we can always take second best and watch the Bloosers Bloose. For Pies supporters at least, Carlton are the team that never lets us down.

So what's your tip and margin please

 

[Corn Cobbers]

So what's your tip and margin please

Lions are vulnerable and the Blues could definitely give them a run for their money if they'd picked a fitter, more adventurous side... but alas...

Brizzy by 55, easing up

 

[RPCB]

You might be a bit humour challenged Wormy..That game was a snorefest.

On the other hand Carlton v StKilda was like it was scripted by Ricky Gervais.

Behind all game Carlton make a stirring comeback in the last to hit the lead with a minute to go. Bloosers fans have all jizzed in their pants and appear to be in a collective state of ecstacy. But then with 12 seconds left Bloosers somehow manage to cough up a goal to lose.

Cue the "hello darkness my old friend" shots of Blooser supporters in the crowd.

They could hear me laughing in the next farm over!

I know one of the Carlton supporters that was shown on TV. This person has known real darkness in their life, a game of football doesn’t compare.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

I know one of the Carlton supporters that was shown on TV. This person has known real darkness in their life, a game of football doesn’t compare.

Now that's just ruined my day

Lift RPCB!!!

 

[Scritchyscroony]

So what's your tip and margin please

In all probability, this is how I see it most likely playing out:

Brisbane win by 1 point when a last second Cripps goal is score reviewed after the final siren and declared a behind. Cripps has kicked it from 50m tight on the boundary line and it goes through the middle. Amazing kick. The ecstacy Carlton fans feel is unreal!

But the review shows Owies going for a specky and getting a huge ride on McKay's shoulders. He gets 5m up in the air and gets a fingertip to the ball just before it crosses the goal line.

But goal umpire didn't notice and signalled a goal. Field umpire quietly requests a review instead. Carlton were celebrating their win for a full minute before it was over ruled. Blues club song is ripped off the record player half way through (making the noise) and the Brisbane song starts up. So Cruel.

Later, Voss loses it and is caught on camera headbutting Owies in the race.

Yet somehow a majority of Carlton supporters are philosophical and not really surprised or angered by this turn of events. It's like they've become immune to extreme disappointment.
Most Carlton supporters immediately start talking about "next year" while others go home and put on a VHS of the 1981 grand final.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

I know one of the Carlton supporters that was shown on TV. This person has known real darkness in their life, a game of football doesn’t compare.

That's a mood killer.
I wish your friend well and respectfully suggest that it might be in his best interests, if he maybe finds another team to support.

 

[Worm4]

In all probability, this is how I see it most likely playing out:

Brisbane win by 1 point when a last second Cripps goal is score reviewed after the final siren and declared a behind. Cripps has kicked it from 50m tight on the boundary line and it goes through the middle. Amazing kick. The ecstacy Carlton fans feel is unreal!

But the review shows Owies going for a specky and getting a huge ride on McKay's shoulders. He gets 5m up in the air and gets a fingertip to the ball just before it crosses the goal line.

But goal umpire didn't notice and signalled a goal. Field umpire quietly requests a review instead. Carlton were celebrating their win for a full minute before it was over ruled. Blues club song is ripped off the record player half way through (making the noise) and the Brisbane song starts up. So Cruel.

Later, Voss loses it and is caught on camera headbutting Owies in the race.

Yet somehow a majority of Carlton supporters are philosophical and not really surprised or angered by this turn of events. It's like they've become immune to extreme disappointment.
Most Carlton supporters immediately start talking about "next year" while others go home and put on a VHS of the 1981 grand final.

Was Owies taking this attempted mark from the grandstand coz that's where he will be later tonight - he isn't playing. It's some dream but

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Was Owies taking this attempted mark from the grandstand coz that's where he will be later tonight - he isn't playing. It's some dream but

Forgot to say: Late change.... Owies IN.

Owies is your barometer... Can't have the Blues barometer sitting in the stands!